This is how Bowser got into Peach's Castle because he couldn't fit thru her front door.
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>>379317594
Bowser ended up using 2 more Peach's holes. Or may be even all 3.
Link has a Picori living inside his house in Ocarina of Time. The moment you leave his house for the first time, a jar appears when you come back inside.
>>379318341
>Picori
pic?
>>379317594
>>379317594
He tore a new gate into the castle with his thorny cock.
>>379319239
Yeah, the castle isn't really well built at all.
>>379318213
>all 3
>implying only 3
MEDIOCRITY
>>379319540
But that's not in a castle, it's in a painting
Are the paintings part of the castle, or what? Honestly not even sure
>>379319259
>First flower isn't behind the master sword in botw
Soiled it.
>>379319259
>flower isnt directly behind the master sword
>>379319540
>>379319239
do you think whomp put that 1up mushroom there?
>>379320267
It's a shrine to the life he gave for that tower.
>>379320653
That's dark even for Mario.
>>379317594
>This is how Bowser got into Peach's Castle because he couldn't fit thru her front door.
So he used the backdoor?
>>379321038
You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>>379321249
no, her back door is even tighter
If "Donkey Kong" is just a title and the OG dong is actually Cranky, then why is Mario still the same age?
>>379322146
NOT ANYMORE IT AIN'T
>>379323409
You are confusing Stanley aka Jumpman with Mario. He is Mario's grandfather
>>379323409
KONGDIE
>>379320267
Thats hilarous if its true
>>379317594
Just looking at that hole gives me an uneasy feeling
>>379324526
IT WAS MADE FOR ME
>>379324785
Fuck don't bring it up that shit still gives me the creeps
>>379323703
Jumpman isn't canon, DK94 overrides the original
>>379323409
Kongs age in Dong years, not human years
>>379324785
BLINILD KLUMPF
>>379325032
Then Kongs age way too fast
>>379324785
DRRRR