Man screams at video games

>your white

still making more money and having a more productive life than you though

>>379299096
is that the guy?

>>379299096
>>"I have more time and freedom to stream now"

He does. Of course, if he actually cared about GF leaving him he'd be a bit broke up about it. Fortunately DSP is narcissistic as fuck so this is where he thrives without distractions and when it's all about him.

>>379299215
No he's not, he's fucking retarded when it comes to finances that's he's probably going to file for bankruptcy in about 3-5 years.

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Forgot to add

>has no job prospects because of all the negative shit about him on the internet, is basically unemployable since all you have to do is google his name

>has been deemed "advertiser unfriendly" due to all the controversy surrounding him

>got his adsense account BANNED and had to make a new one with his gf's info, his gf literally owns a massive part of his income now

>>379299259
Here he is in all his glory.

>>379299376
>3-5 years
bit generous
more like weeks

>got told to fuck off by machinima after insulting them
isn't machinima actually shit though

>>379299096
who is this?

>>379299476
I thought they kicked him out due to his wank thing

>>379299446
>got his adsense account BANNED
How'd that happen?

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>>379299476
yes, but they were, by far, paying him the most. His income dropped drastically after being fired by machinima.

>>379299556

http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/DarksydePhil

DSP will always be funny to laugh at but let's not forget a large portion of the people dedicated to compiling shit about him are just asshurt Kojima fanboys who are upset TO THIS DAY that he insulted their idol, with no other motivation than that.

KWO and Sons of Kojima are unironically more deranged and pathetic than Phil and would probably slit his throat if they thought they could get away with it.

>>379299451
Nah, collection agencies won't come after you right away. And even when they do, he'll sit around for at least another year like a retard complaining that 'How could he have known it was a bad deal' and 'There's nothing he can do about it anyways'.

>>379299096

>got caught masturbating on stream


Really? I hadn't heard about that.

>>379299215
>still making more money
no
>and having a more productive life
well, it's a low bar

>>379299215

>productive

>>379299646
He was apparently abusing the system by telling his viewers to click on the ads, kek.

>>379299679

OP here. I agree, Sons of Kojima are fucking autists. Phil's a piece of shit though.

>>379299732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfbNckSq7Ig

>>379299679
>KWO and Sons of Kojima are unironically more deranged and pathetic than Phil and would probably slit his throat if they thought they could get away with it.

Not really. SoK apparently separated from NWO precisely because the latter was on the crazy side and some people wanted harm on DSP. Not to mention they looked to monetize content.

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BLACKED when?

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>>379299853
>OP here. I agree, Sons of Kojima are fucking autists
>proceeds to obsess over DSP like a SoK autist

>>379299915
Now. It'll be up on Friday.

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>>379299096
>>got caught masturbating on stream

lol fuckin what

The new golden age of DSP is dawning. Living that sweet bachelor lifestyle = more cooking with the king, playing video games and streaming when he wants, eating and drinking what he wants. Year of DSP starts now.

>>379300027
>eating and drinking what he wants
Year of the Gout King, I can't wait.

>>379299096
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

The funny thing is that DSP is a human cockroach. Even after he will lose his gf, house and everything else he has he will still continue to do let's plays in some broken down apartment or in the basement of his parents.

>>379299889
They took down the notice that they don't endorse or condone A-Logging on Phil, so this makes the bigger autists on the Kiwi Farms think they are beginning to change their tune.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7wLuuDiHA

wowwww

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>>379300014

>>379299679
It's true, half of them are straight doughboy simpletons. It's just the easiest way to watch Phil, I always FF through their stupid pauses that go on forever, like just shut up and laugh at phil.

>>379300027
>year of dsp
*breathe in*

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>those views

why on earth would he dilute the viewers like this? 15 videos in 24 hours. good god.

I remain skeptical about DSP. Part of me still thinks he's the greatest troll of our time. No one could consistently be THAT awful, right?

>>379299096
At least he ever had a gf and got late, unlike all of you /v/irgins.

He also owns a house, wheras you live in your mom's basement.

Not to forget that he is famous while nobody is caring about you.

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I miss the DSP green screen threads.

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>>379299915
>tfw would bust a fat nut inside her
How do I stop this fucked up feel?

>>379299853
Jesus Christ, I thought you were joking.
He wasn't like, pretending as part of a gag and that was taken out of context or something, right?

>>379300141
just watched this.
don't mean to sound like one of those '''''''''''shills''''''''''''''''''
but fantastic video

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>>379300219

>>379300021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7NBmFrwKvU

>>379300168
He comes from the "getting paid based on views" era and never really adapted to Youtube changes. There's also that he doesn't like editing.

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>>379299915

>gf goes to the hospital because of a chronic panic attack while at work while phil is streaming

>phil literally complains that she's interrupting him and calls her WHILE SHE IS IN THE EMERGENCY VAN to ask where she parked his car

>he went to her work place by taxi to get his car and then drove to the hospital instead of just going there directly; no concern for his gf whatsoever

>ate his gf's turkey sandwich while at the hospital then came back home to continue the stream, annoyed

top kek lads

>>379299853
At least post the superior version.

>dat perfect snyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4cR2Y3SAA

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This is all too serious for me now. I never wanted him to fail in life and be stalked by mentally lunatics who are obsessed with him.

I just wanted to laugh at him for doing stupid shit like pic related. Can't we go back to how things used to be? Why do all good things have to come to an end?

>>379300338
DSP is an Alpha and you all know it

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>>379300239
She's got them dick sucking lips for one

>>379299215
Oh shit Sammy Samosa in the thread! Hey! You sound like down syndrome, you don't know what words mean. I laughed at you "owning" last night.

>>379300338

>chronic panic attack

Phil did nothing wrong, fucking weak willed bitch.

I hope he can find a job.

>>379300338
Somebody listened to Sons of Machinima overanalyzation.

>hurr durr he ate a sandwich! how evil!

Who the fuck cares?

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>tfw I have around ten computers running and auto refreshing Phil's videos to help him
>he'd probably be homeless without my help

I haven't check on them in a while. I hope they're still running.

>>379300394
You need to understand it doesn't take much to track everything DSP does because he puts too much information online. When I think "obsess about something" it implies you go above and beyond in stalking the guy. You really, really don't need to do that with DSP because he never understood internet privacy.

>>379300239
Get some standards?

At best, she's average.

But she's very mannish, jesus.

>>379300419
you know it motherfucka

>>379299681
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!!!!!!!

>>379300525
the point was that he didn't give two shits about her m8

>>379300571
You know exactly who I am talking about.

>>379300338
>then came back home to continue the stream, annoyed

lmao

>>379299853
>He was apparently abusing the system by telling his viewers to click on the ads
what. I see that all the time
>if you're interested click on the link in the description blablabla audiobook trial something something dollar shave club

also why is he paying for his ex-gf's apartment?

>>379299215
Are you serious?

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>>379300408
Like FUCK nigga, how could you even just Jack off when you got that right there, bust a fat nut and be enjoying yourself while you stream DSP.
>>379300573
Between her and pic related, my cock goes fucking HOG WILD for these kinda girls.

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>>379300205
>owns a house

the house will end up owning him

he is basically financially fucked

I want to see his penis.

>all of this
>still going strong

this is why the betas fear him

>>379300758
>/v/
i'm dead serious niqqa

>>379300726
Those are both a different type of ad, and not the kind of ad that will get you banned from adsence.

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>>379300767
I've had a guilty fap to her myself

is this some chris-chan tier gangstalking shit?

>>379300814
6.25 Length
5.50 Girth
circumcised

>>379300850
>still going strong

>no one's watching his shit
>no comments on his videos
>more dislikes than likes
>crippling depression

>>379300641
Which you can infer by analyzing some remarks he made.

This is how you retards go about this.

>start video of phil
>he says something
>10 seconds in
>PAUSE
>talk half an hour about what the words he used could mean and try to read between the lines and shit
>another five seconds
>PAUSE
>rince and repeat

I swear, you're even bigger retards than DSP is. No, you cannot understand what exactly went down by the information you have, regardless how you want to speculate about it. Him eating a sandwich is just that and if you think it has deep psychological meaning, you're a cunt.

>>379300767
Man, you've gotta go after better looking girls.

Jesus christ Brittany Venti? She's awful, and her voice is worse.

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>>379300952
>fapping
>think of her at the last second as I cum
>hits straight into my mouth
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>379300543
Doing God's work anon. Don't forget to donate to his patreon and give him some bits.

You may only do one thing to pandalee.

>eat her ass
>lick her feet

Choose wisely.

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>>379300338
>ate his gf's turkey sandwich while at the hospital then came back home to continue the stream, annoyed
This guy is fucking based as fuck. Holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFlVw3myzpI

>>379300960

No. This is a man that puts himself out there 24/7 and is only alive because of how retarded he acts.

>>379301009
>implying I'm part of those SoK autists

Nigger I check up on DSP every 6 months or so. When I saw how much shit went down I thought to make a thread, that's it.

>pausing every 10 seconds

boils my fucking blood lad

>>379300960
Nah, it's just Phil doesn't know when not to share private info online and it always backfires by revealing what a type of person he is. Chris-chan at least has autism for excuse.

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>>379301113
>Eating ass
scum

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>>379300983
>still doing what he loves doing every day
>autists like you still throwing tantrums about him

>>379300767
High waisted shorts are the ugliest fashion tend revival. It's disgusting.

Stop shilling this faggot channel here.

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>>379301047

>>379301113
>lick her feet
This does not even include sucking her toes? Yeah, that's not even comparable, I'd definitely go with
>eat her ass

>>379301195
Hi Phil.

JUST A BOHNUS

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>>379301143
>implying I'm part of those SoK autists
>shills DSP

Stop pretending to be something you're not

>>379301113
Can I do neither?

Because I would do neither of those things.

>>379300952
Please tell me you have the .gif? You know the one.
>>379301026
She does insane things to my cock man. I'd kill everyone I know for 45 mins with her naked in a bathroom.

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>>379299915
am i the only one

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>>379301317
>get BTFO
>reply with stale meme

every time

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>>379301363
Forgot the pic.

>>379300983
welp, he earns more than I do with patreon alone. Add to this his YT and twitch income and he probably makes at least twice if not three times as much as I do. Since I am able to survive, I'm sure he'll somehow manage as well. Yes, he has bad spending habits but we see him slowly change (get rid of his BMW for instance).

>>379301379
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

HE LIVES

>>379301363
>I'd kill everyone I know for 45 mins with her naked in a bathroom.

I weep for you, and sincerely hope your mind fixes itself.

>>379301317

It can't be Phil, he'd never be able to solve the captcha.

>>379301195
I'd rather not have my entire life and problems up on the internet.

>going strong

His everything is dying m8, he's fucked. He now has to pay for a huge ass house, car and apartment all by himself while getting 2k views per video. It's fucked.

>>379301338
>shills DSP

What did xir mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMYtB906x0g

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>>379301363
I've only got pics from her Instagram

>>379299679
I think there are definitely autists in the "detractor" community, but I don't think Sons of Kojima fall under that. They're just persistent and doing it for laughs. Your genuine autist would probably be someone like Theo who an barely put a sentence together or Argent who clearly has mental problems and DPS shenanigans keep him in check.

Why do I even know about these people?

>>379301502
He got rid of it to by a brand new 20k car either he's lying about how much he makes or he's that retarded.

>>379301468
>(MEGA) milk carton
poetry

>>379300168
Swedcuck

>>379301542
>its fucked
>hes fucked
>DSP is fucking m80

He's been "fucked" for like 2 years now.

>>379301047
are those boy legs

>>379300338
given her behavior this is all justified

>>379301542
>implying sperglords like you will ever let him die

I bet you donate to his patreon "ironically"

>>379301627
radbrad is a tranny autist for sure.

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>>379301672
Only afro

>>379301621
Damn she would look so much better without that clown lipstick.

>>379301506
I don't care.
>>379301621
It's one of her doing a cock sucking motion. It's fucking hot.

>>379299673

If only this was real.

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>>379301734
Why is he doing this

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Phil unironically seems like a fun guy to play video games with if hes not using his video persona

his playthroughs are the comfiest shit on youtubs stop hating him you weeb dumasses!

Do you guys think DSP would pretend to be gay if the guy plowing him had money?

>>379301629
Wait wat? But he doesn't even need it. He said Leanna needs it and she isn't around anymore. He can use public transportation or even buy gorceries online and have them delivered.

>>379301742
HOLD ON, SHE'S WEARING MAKEUP?

Holy fucking shit she looks like a tranny.

>>379301665
But he had his gf who had a job pay for more than half the mortgage lad

>>379301707

>projecting THIS hard

Listen you here you nigger, DSP is scum. I'm only doing this to have some fun at his expense. If you're retarded enough to give him views via all his "detractors" then that's on you. I'm here to have a laugh.

>>379301047
I do the same faces when I jack off :(

>>379299096
It doesn't make sense to buy a user car. It's a buyers market right now.

>>379301842
tihydp are comfy, especially after beating a game so you can see what he failed at with context.

>>379301840
Agreed. When I watched his roadtrip videos with Rambo, he seemed like a nice guy. I think he overacts a lot to entertain his audience.

>>379301195
I saw an old guy in a three wolves moon shirt 30 minutes ago walking down the street. Nice to see people keeping it going all these years later.

>>379300726

In the ad business, there is a huge difference between advertising and saying "If you're interested, click X" and saying "Guys, click on this because this is how I make money."

It's against the terms of service to TELL people to click. You're only supposed to advertise.

>>379299096
Sell the car. If her name isn't on it, it isn't hers. Same with the fucking mortgage and apartment

>>379301865
>He can use public transportation
SUPPOSEDLY he says the public transportation isn't good enough and says the buses are an hour late. I don't believe it but I don't live in Seattle so I can't say

Can I get a quick rundown on DSP? Always knew of him but never followed him.

>while paying for her ex's new apartment

why

Not gonna lie, former KWO fan here. This is fucking depressing watching DSP crash and burn. We can't let this guy stop streaming.

>>379301912
It actually only ever makes sense to buy a new car when you can pay for it entirely, without financing it.

Most people don't seem to realize that debt is a BIG FUCKING DEAL.

But these are the same kind of people that think spending 80% of their income isn't living beyond their means.

>>379301897
What about when you're getting fucked in the ass?

>>379301891
>center your entire life around someone else
>pretend to hate him but follow everything he does or says
>LMAO DUDE ITS JUST A JOKE WHATEVER MAN I'M NOT PATHETIC

wew

>>379301891
>But he had his gf who had a job pay for more than half the mortgage lad

I highly doubt that Leanna contributed much. She didn't learn anything. What kind of job could she do? Minus her own living expenses, she perhaps contributed 400 bucks.

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>>379302074

>>379301909
fug

>>379302118

YOU'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF A TV SHOW?! WOW, YOUR WHOLE LIFE MUST REVOLVE AROUND IT!

Go to bed, Bevis.

>>379302074
anon....

>>379302115
but i am a virgin :D

>>379301891
>lad
>m8

Fuck off Yank

>>379302118
>centre YOUR ENTIRE LIFE around someone else

>a post on /v/ equates to following DSP for one's entire life

>still projecting this hard

wew lad

>>379302059
So? That was an issue when he had a "tight schedule" which he doesn't have anymore according to himself.

>>379302201
>admitting to following everything he does
>pretend not to be obsessed

Jesus christ, get some mental help

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>>379302201
>9 hour vids of someone you hate
fuck off you mong
>>379302225
Aw. you're pure anon

>>379302108
>But these are the same kind of people that think spending 80% of their income isn't living beyond their means

I know way too many people who live like this.

>>379302201
I never spend three hours discussing 15 minutes of a TV show that consisted of a guy revealing minor details of his daily life.

>>379302384
You don't know shit

>>379302108
that's living 20% below your means

>>379302201
i donate to him just to piss you fags off and help prolong his reign

$1200 something monthly on patreon

2 million views last month on his main channel

No idea why people support him.

>>379302253
In his mind he is in a tight "work" schedule

>>379302201
>>379302201
also i actually ENJOY watching TV shows so i'm happy to discuss them. imagine a 9 hour long video of someone bitching about The Walking Dead each week,
pointless wank.

>>379300520
Fuck Kiwifarms and fuck Null

>>379302384
Yeah, that's because it's something like 90% of the population that does this.

It's largely because no one is taught fiscal responsibility in school. It should be mandatory learning.

If you aren't saving 50% of your in-pocket income, you're living beyond your means.

>>379302034
Yeah, that's the only real choice he has. He'll still have tons of debt but he might be able to pay it back if he lives in his old condo again.

>Phil calls Scarface a bad game
Fuck him he deserves everything that's coming to his way

>>379301113
I'm doing both fuck you and your fag rules.

>>379300419
If you really watch his streams just to laugh at him it really speaks how pathetic and empty your life is, lmao.

>>379302506
He gets many views because he uploads a retarded amount of videos and splits them into 15min parts.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGLuvQkrN_0

>>379301256
This.

>>379300168
>Spending his entire national day watching DSP.
You absolute madman

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>>379301754
>>379301742
I don't think it's lipstick

>>379302118
>center your entire life around someone else
Lmao like you are doing right now?

>>379302568
I mean it's also probably not even possible in a lot of major cities in this country.

I work one full time job and one part time job and I can barely afford a studio apartment and I live in the "cheap" part of my city.

>>379302961
>he's masturbating in front of children

That makes them sound more stupid than DSP to be honest

>>379302961
Why does he respond like this? It literally makes him look worse

>>379300408
nah brah
gotta unload on the glasses, make her fucking blind. done it before, just nutted all over her glasses on her face til they were covered

At least he isn't Anthony Burch

>>379303040
Did we ever figure out what her ethnicity is?

>>379302568
>If you aren't saving 50% of your in-pocket income, you're living beyond your means.

Says who?

>>379301191
kayla's a slapper

>>379303061
Enh, I think it's possible anywhere.

There's the option to move, of course.

Do you spend more than $80 on food for the month? You're probably spending too much.

Do you have a car? Pretty unnecessary in a big city, with public transportation everywhere.

>>379302961
>People insulting him
>He takes it like a bitch, mutes them and then procedes to insult him

What a bitch at least insult him back

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>>379303205
>we

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T250MCO_ppA

kek

>>379303206
People who don't intend to work until they're 70.

>>379303381
kek @ these videos this guy makes

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>>379303381

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>>379303205
>>379303169
Someone tribute her and send it to Phil

>>379299215

>making more money
NOPE
>more productive life
Hi Phil!

How many of you are older than 21. Pls be honest

>>379303295
>Enh, I think it's possible anywhere.

that's because you are a provincian ignorant who thinks the whole world is just like the 10.000 square km around you

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>>379300394
fucking lmao. vintage DSPGaming.

>>379303523
Cringe

THE BOTTOM LINE IS

What do we, the vees, think of Sons of Kojima?

>>379303574
I'm 18.
go back to ''''''vidya''''''' gramps

>>379303523
I had a panic attack once while I was at the hospital with all my ribs broken

>>379303295
I mean.. moving is possible but it's not like I can just flip the switch.

My monthly net take him is around $3000.

A studio apartment in a shitty area of NYC is $1000.

How is possible NOT to spend more than $80 unless I only eat ramen noodles and bread?

No I don't have a car, but I do need to spend $116 a month on public transportation.

And I go to university as well so...

>>379303669
Okay

>>379303718
>living in the city jew

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What's your favorite DSP moment?

Mine is his fight against The End from MGS3.

>>379303670
ok sure, but your FUCKING RIBS WERE BROKEN

she was just doing (insert woman job) and started freaking out at possibilities that caused panic

>>379303829
I like when he snorts and says "the bottom line is.."

>>379303829
the one where he shoots himself in the back of the head a week from now

>>379302961
that kid sounds like the average /v/ murrican.

>>379303574
19. Fuck off oldfag

>>379302062

please

>>379303604
I live about an hour outside of a big city, where rent is fucking expensive because everyone that works in the big city lives here.

Cost of living is generally high here, too.

I'll grant you that you can't save much working a shitter job; go to school, or do something that will allow you to make 50k a year, that's enough. You can very comfortably live on 20k a year.

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>>379303887
https://youtu.be/GVcrxiNVKtA?t=14m29s

Apparently chronic panic attack syndrome is a thing or whatever lad. I'm no medical man so I can't say it's fake

>>379303642
They still exist? I just remember when that one tough guy had his voice exposed and sounded like a 15 year old asspie and then proceeded to delete his social media accounts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyht21Oc-2k

>>379303718
>>379303718
then you should quit university and move to a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Once there, you can start to look for a job in your area, which should be easy since job avaliabillity and wages are exactly the same everywhere.There! Now you are almost financially responsible

>>379304170
wtf actually is this

>>379300168
Please use english as your main language on the internet, thank you.

>>379299215

>more productive life than you though
>plays videogames for a living

I know the bar here is pretty low, but come on.

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Remember when DSP LITERALLY couldn't figure out how to crouch jump in half life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1IKZv8YyY

>>379304342
You will never have her, subhuman.

>>379303718
Ah. Going to school definitely ups the cost, but as long as you apply for scholarships and shit (nobody applies for that shit) that should mitigate a lot.

It's pretty easy to spend less than $100 a month on food, $80 should be your goal though.

Beans and rice are cheap as shit, and a complete protein. Bananas are also very cheap. Eggs, very cheap too.

You have to cook shit yourself, of course. Only really drink water; drinking calories is generally dumb, anyway.

With $1000 going to rent, $116 going to public transportation, $100 going to food, you're at less than $1216 a month.

How much does school cost you per month?

>>379304090
>go to school to make 50k a year
You can make more than that as a server or bartender. You fucked up.

>>379299096
He makes 1200$ on patreon, that's pretty good desu.

I think he embraced the persona.

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>you didn't fall for the streaming career meme

>>379304090
And you know why they live in the expensive area near the city? because that's where those things called "jobs" are.
But you can jus lol move right? its like the vidya, you just decrease expenses in housing with no other consequences!

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At least he isn't paying any alimony.

Also what's stopping him from paying for the house, if it's on her name then it's her responsibility.

>>379304091
It's more like so many pill poppers come into hospitals complaining about it to get their next fix that doctors have stopped caring.

>>379304170
I'm very confused.

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>>379299957
t. i dont know anything about sons of kojima anime poster
comparing our lolcow shitposting on /v/ to the autistic background checking of cow boards and sok makes you sound extremely uninformed

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>>379304342

>>379304421
>Only really drink water

Life without alcohol is not worth living.

>>379304504
>At least he isn't paying any alimony.
Like DarknesstheCurse?

>>379304421
Grilled chicken and broccoli 21 times a week.

>>379304435
Right, I don't really care how it happens, the point is, if you're making over 50k a year, it's braindead easy to save and invest 50% of your income.

>>379304632
Don't forget rice.

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>based phil will cover all e3 press conferences with live commentary

>>379304421
$6330+ (It's more, that's the rate for 12 credits a semester, and you won't graduate on time with only 12 credits) per year. I pay all out of pocket.

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Don't forget he reapplied for an AdSense account on his main channel under his girlfriends name, so it's only a matter of time until she seizes all of his income once he (inevitably) talks shit about her.

>>379304170
WWWWWWWWWWWO

>>379300338
Something tells me his gf didn't even want the sandwich. The whiny types who have panic attacks also tend to be excessively picky about what they eat. I'm guessing she said she didn't want it so he just ate it.

>>379304170
>>379304232
>>379304536
I actually knew the guy and talked with him once.
Nacho allende, he is in prison now because he fucked a minor and recorded it.

>>379304623
I spend roughly $200 per week on alcohol.

>>379304757
hmm /our guy/ then

>>379304708
if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a noise?

>>379304735
He already has several times. Going on how he is so much better off single and that she was holding him back is a good way to piss off a long term former lover.

>>379304496
I'm not suggesting the jobs aren't here?

I'm saying it's possible to save 50% of your income in such an area.

>>379304623
I'd classify alcohol as "entertainment" myself, and as such wouldn't include it in the grocery budget.

>>379304632
I think you'd be short on some nutrients, but you could do that if you wanted to.

If you want meat, you're gonna have to pay a bit more, but you can still easily come in under $100.

>>379304702
I haven't bought a rice cooker yet and don't like boiled instant rice.

>>379300543
bullshit, post pictures if this is real

His stream is one of the few bearable ones on twitch for me desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk

>>379304342
I want to jerk that cock

>>379304727
Apply for those scholarships and stuff.

A much smaller number of people apply for them than you might think, so you're reasonably likely to get them.

Just put some work into the applications, and you might not have to pay for shit.

>>379299096
He's better off than me desu.

>>379304764
I'd call that living beyond your means, but I've never been a fan of alcohol.

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>>379299096
PROFESSIONAL
STREET-FIGHTER
GAMER

>>379304903
You can boil regular rice in a saucepan tard.

>>379304961
>"Thanks, FuckYourMom, for the 200 bit cheer!"

>>379304984
I refuse to believe American education is this bad, he must have not payed attention during his classes.

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>>379300767
>NOT POSTING THE SUPERIOR VERSION

>>379303718
>Americans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I spend $116 on public transportation PER YEAR, my apartment is less than $300 per month and the state gives me $500€ per month for free.

>>379299096
Wait did she really broke up with him? If so then time to be a beta orbiter. See if I can get some nudes.

Why is Phil always complaining about online tactics and lag? He hasn't played a fighting game offline in years, he should be a master of playing online

>>379304342
why cut dick tho

are you a niggerjew

>>379304898
Why are you spewing bad advices and arbitrary values (based entirely on your personal income) like you are some sort of authority on the subject? You clearly know very little

>>379304903
Do you not have any pot at all?

Because I mean you just put rice (regular rice, not instant) in a pot, add the same amount of water, and boil until done.

That's really it.

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>>379304764
>tfw I live in the soviet union of Ontario so alcohol is 3x the price

>>379305232
Forgot to mention: University costs NOTHING.

>big ass mortgage

Being that stupid to take mortgage, or for that matter lending money from anybody other than your family.

Seriously, how could anybody be that stupid to take mortgage?

It's funny watching the Injustice 2 and Tekken 7 videos and seeing not only how salty he gets, but how fucking awful he is at online fighting games despite playing them so much.
You think he would have adapted to bad netcode by now, because it seems like everyone else has.

He fucking mains Paul and King and just spams their high damage moves like a scrub.

>>379305184
All streams are like that tbqh, it's sad. I usually just leave it as background noise and go back when he is raging.

>>379303829
The Wolverine toy

>>379304984
This can't be real.

>>379305096
I'm not the previously posted budget guy. I can afford the amount I waste on drinking.

>>379299215
>tfw this is true

>>379303120
Well his fanbase are consisted entirely of children

>>379305320
Is it really the lag why he gets his ass whopped so much?

>>379300338
Is this what drove Panda to call it quits?
It seems like just the day in the lives of these clueless dipshits

>>379303829
every. single. snort.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27sFqXEvIpE

>>379305312
>50% income tax

>>379305404
The kicker was when they did a second release and his complaint was now the toy was worthless. Like the only reason he buys these toys and shit is for the re-sale value.

For christsake he talked about it like it traumatized him.

>>379304764
Wtf are you drinking? I'm an alchi and spend like 20 bux a week.

>>379305096
>I'd call that living beyond your means even though I son't know his budget

stop listening to this guy

>>379299679
reminder that the sons of kojima make 4 hour long podcasts just about DSP. also they are both less funny and less successful than phil is, which is quite the feat in itself.

>>379305312
>>379305232
Good for you anon.

>>379305304
They aren't arbitrary, but I should say they apply to the US, and to a lesser extent, Canada.

I'm in Canada, so my costs of living are higher, in general. For example, a studio apartment would probably be about $1200 here.

I'm trying to adjust for exchange rate as I'm posting, though.

None of this is bad, though; lowering your monthly expenses is a good idea in general, and being able to retire in 16 or so years is a good goal for most people.

>>379305212
fucking hell I remember having fun on her streams before 2016 but now all she does is suck trump's dick. what happened to scarletspeed and dantheman and the funny donations and shit?

>>379305530
That's what he crys about almost every game is input delay or latency, but somehow his opponent can pull of combos no trouble. So apparently it only affects him and nobody else.

But my favorite is when he talks about how tryhard people are like in the Injustice 2 beta and how he's just taking it easy trying to learn things. But if that's the case why is he even salty he lost? He's so full of shit.

>>379305614
I was more making a comment on drinking that much, but I see it went over your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaB4OD1VwOk

>>379300338
he did nothing wrong there m8, and he's better off without her in the long run trust me.

>>379299376
how? he always has over 500 viewers on twitch, he's basically rich

>>379305668

>They aren't arbitrary

No? Where are you getting them from?

>>379305605
I drink at bars. I could drink for pennies at home but I rather go out. It's less about alcohol addiction and more than I can't stand being alone. Even if I'm not going out with anyone I'd rather sit at the bar just to be near people.

Is he of italian descent?

>>379300338
well doesn't chronic panic attacks mean they happen all the time? also I have had a panic attack and yes it feels horrible but first of all you dont need to go to hospital and second of all shouldnt she have benzo or something in case of these?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2T-CXGyYL8

This one boils my fucking blood. The guy's a huge piece of shit and is also a bully. He deserves everything that he gets.

>>379300338
Top kek
Now I kind of like him desu

>>379305760
well. she's way out of /v/'s league at least

>>379299096
>Is the laughing stock of the internet

Now now, Phil may be a lot of things, but at least he's better off than Spoony. Go check their Patreon pages for proof.

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>>379304984
>doesn't know where the UK or Poland are

>>379299096
haven't been keeping up with phil, would you give me the rundown on what's happened so far?
are they still together?

>>379303829
When Madden locks up on him and he just goes into a fucking shitfit.

>>379305908
She's fairly ugly. I don't know why you fags elevate her so much.

>>379304898
Only doable if you're short and/or a skeleton.

There's also the fact that though you can eat the cheapest shit every day and eat the same things every day, it's not really worth it. Sure I lived real cheap in terms of food while I was in the uni but after years of eating poorfag shit I just can't do it anymore. Plain rice with the cheapest meat makes me want to throw up.

>>379305805
Prices in markets nearby, from articles I've read about improving on savings, etc.

Why do you suggest everything is arbitrary?

The one guy provided his income, rent, and I suggested he spend less on food, which he can.

None of that is really arbitrary.

He's like the Steven Seagal of video games.
Except Steven was actually successful at one point.

>>379305992
I don't think she's hot, I just
just want her to suck my cock

THE BOTTOM LINE IS

>>379305908
>projecting

>>379305887
wow, he's a piece of fucking shit.

>>379306013
If you're not willing to go through the effort to cook nicer things, that's true, it'd get quite boring.

That said, you can mix shit up a lot, if you're willing to try.

I'm pretty happy to have a chef gf, as she handles that. We're never bored with food, though.

>>379299096
And yet, he's still much better off than me. The mere fact that there are people who want to hear what he has to say is already enough to surpass me. And his video game "business" is also a lot more successful than my low paying unskilled job.

>>379306057
DSP was really popular early on, but that was before he started making money off it

>>379299096
>>379299096
>while paying for her ex's new apartment
source?

>>379301638
No need to wank your inferiority complex every time, faggot

>>379301536
>WHERE'S THE LAST STOP SIGN???
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>379299215
>one out of hundreds of thousands of tards making video game videos
>floundering at it
>DAS IST PRODUKTIV JA

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>>379299096
>8k per month in bills because he has two houses

>>379306339
learn to read.
he's still MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN (YOU)

You wake up as DSP. What do you do to turn it all around?

>>379306456
rape pandalee is the first thing

>>379301816
he has hopped on the cock train

>>379306456
Try to get rid of my condo, car, and somehow pay off my denbts. Move somewhere a lot cheaper, then go from there.

>>379306360
Still? Didn't he say that he was going to get rid ofthe condo months ago?

I also don't understand why he didn't first sell the condo and then buy another house.

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>>379305887
>it's like teaching a 3 year old how to play the game

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>>379306456
>What do you do to turn it all around?

>>379306425
the sum of my fecal output is probably worth more tbqfwyn

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>>379306456
scream WOW as loud as I can

>>379304342
it must suck to have aids

>>379306456
Immediately move to where I currently live and resume my life except now old, fat and uglier. Lose weight, delete every social media account.

>>379306456
Wooooow bugged life mechanics

Nothing I could do

>>379305823
Funny. I'm the complete opposite. I hate people and I'd probably drink more if I could afford it.

Cheers U-(^_^)

>>379300543
thats not good anon, you're hurting him by doing that. if it's based on view time constant refreshing will bring it down.

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>>379299096
wait is this fucking real?

>>379302568
>get 2000 a month
>student loans take 750
>Rent is 600
>internet, electricity, car repairs
>groceries

I've got like 400 a month to survive with, provided nothing bad happens.

>>379305232
But we don't get beheaded on our way to university, so there's that

>>379306456
>Shut down everything online
>Break connections with everybody
>Move to a smaller apartment and sell the useless shit I have laying around
>Use the money to attend community college and use that to get a normal job
>Try to find a milf that can put up with my fat and stench
>Live a normal life and die a has-been like I was destined to

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD87waPSvc4

>his fans pay this fat retard 1250 $ to PLAY persona 3

>he fucking quits without finishing it, 1250$ down the drain

And it's not even the first time he does this, lmao

>>379300308
Good lord

>>379306891
meh, he got to the final boss

>>379304421
beans and fucking rice man? what else u eat? I cant live on rice and beans only

>>379305201
it is this bad. I only know where those countries are from browsing /int/

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>>379300952
>>379300408
>>379299915
>>379300146

>she

>>379305887
Rambo is a bigger asshole than DSP in this.

>>379306830
>find apartment with included utilities
>use neighbor's wifi or tether to cell phone
>don't go to college in the first
Any other problems?

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>>379306996
Only reason I know the locations of those countries.

>>379306996
well I knew the big ones like france and germany and UK before that, but nothign else was ever taught

>>379306991
>I cant live on rice and beans only
Then you aren't poor enough just yet

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that black dude who makes 7+ hours videos about him makes me sadder

>>379306996
Somewhat.