>Friend doesn't invite you over for video games

>Having friends
fuck off

>>379290939
name 9.99 friends that do this

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>Friend invites you over
>Spend the entire time watching him play Runescape

>>379290939
>tfw no friends

>>379291358
This is gonna sound really gay, but I consider you guys my friends. my only friends

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>friend invites you over for Melee
>he plays like a complete faggot the entire time

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>>379290939
Dub Moko poster.

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>friend invites you over
>spends the entire time talking to other people on teamspeak while raiding in WoW

>>379291424
You're no friend of mine faggot

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>>379291459
>Dub

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>>379290939
>friend

>>379291520
>getting invited by a faggot who just stays on his computer the whole time
why fucking bother going outside

the grand majority of games these days don't even have local multiplayer..........

>>379291424
you are my feiend

>>379291424
same, but it's probably just stockholm syndrome

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>>379290939
>have friends for over 20 years, do everything together, brothers for life
>ruled by intense paranoia and low self-esteem, think most people hate me and talk behind my back all the time
>occasionally be overly nasty and rude towards friends in a desperate bid to retain some level of control in my mind and not put up a constant front of friendliness and passivity

>>379291992
friend*

>>379290939
>>379291520
>>379291581
Dumb Mokou memers

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how do i make a friend/friends irl

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>>379290939
>invite friend over for vidjagames
>occasionally shitpost on the chan

>>379292368
Should be easy if you're in uni or college

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>>379292368
By posting Satania

>>379292848
I want to bully Satania

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>>379292890
No bully please

>>379290939
>TFW the last time I gamed with friends was a decade ago

How do I get new friends

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>>379292775
not anymore
i haven't made a single friend in uni, it was full of normies
>>379292848
doesn't work

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>>379292993
Yes bully

>>379292993
>>379293426
>>379293438
Anime makes men effeminate faggots who spend all their time on imageboards. Just look at the most popular anime, evangelion. The main character, a feminine boy with a hatchet looking face, works for NOTHING, gets a harem of women, a giant robot, and gets to fight giant kaiju, and he STILL whines and cries. No wonder anime fans are beta. Not to mention, they're pedos who like little girls dubbed "lolis." It's so sick.

>>379293801
i don't like loli

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>>379293801
this is new pasta

>>379293801
That's why my favorite anime is Madoka

>>379293930
No it isn't, I typed it up myself you animefag.

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>friend invites you over to play some games
>ready for a night of drinking and playing video games with your bro
>his gf is there
>she complains about being bored after watching the two of you play for like half an hour
>forces friend to put on a movie instead

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>>379294015
think about what you just said
you dipshit

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>Convince friend to purchase game so we can co-op
>Thinks game is shit
>Weeks later he buys said game to play with someone else
I'm this near to not care about friendship anymore

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>friend doesn't invite you. for anything. ever.

>>379290939
just join random risk of rain host /v/

>>379291447
>try to teach friend how to play Marth
>would be decent competition except the fucking faggot won't stop constantly using counters that I can see coming a mile away
nigga how many f smashes do you have to eat before you learn

>>379290939
Give me a waifu

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>friend says hes busy when I ask if he wants to hang n game
>never invites me to multiplayer games we share
>lets it slip that he is constantly gaming at his house with other bros on weekends
What do /v/? Have I been cucked?

>>379290939
>>379291352
>>379291447
>>379291520
>>379291702
>>379292190
>>379294119
>>379294396
>>379294978
try sucking their dicks

>>379294978
Sounds like it's become a one-sided friendship. If you stop asking to hang out, it'll probably fall apart. Lost my friends that way

>>379295181
be my friend no homo

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>>379295292
Lets hope me asking "Ever thought about letting a friend guy friend suck your dick" like >>379295181
said doesn't end in it falling apart then. wish me luck

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>Friends invites you over to a LAN party
>All of them are on League of Legends
>They never want to play anything other than League
>Spend most of the time playing other games without them

I fucking hate what lol has done to my friends and how seriously they take it. I remember one time, someone I knew thought it would have been funny to turn their computer mid game and they reacted by beating up him like a pack of niggers.

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>friends don't invite you to their group
>ask later why you were not invited
>"You should know you can always invite yourself, bro"
>invite yourself into group
>friends are inviting everyone they can


So no one wants to willingly play with me but will use a "well we won't stop you" passive aggressivene bullshit to make me not realize it. I feel like I should be angry about this, but I'm really just sad.

>>379296351
play group healer
by that i mean
suck their dicks

>>379290939
give her a boyfriend

>>379291241
José.

Pedro is cool, he has 4 controllers for his friends.