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>>379272049
are those bees or flies?
>>379272479
I'd say bees
>>379272459
The switch one still makes me fucking laugh. I actually had to go to my room and check it wasn't someone who stuck a couple of white chocolate buttons to my fucking alarm clock.
I didn't take this one, but someone else had the same idea.
>>379272459
>Not rectal computer
>>379271987
you don't know how filename threads work
>>379272568
>>379272959
What's this?
>>379273135
Wait did both teams just go full retard?
>>379272959
>>379271797
>reddit and memey
leave
>>379273479
yes
>>379273574
>getting triggered by a cartoon
>>379273301
Nothing worth watching
>>379272959
How can western animation compete?
>>379273241
Can't stop laughing
It's been like 3 minutes
>>379273241
Piklopedia
>>379272005
The bottom one is cuter
>>379274238
It doesn't even try anymore.
>>379273574
/co/ loves Rick and Morty by the way.
You're just being /v/ cynical.
>>379273241
>he doesn't main oat goblins
>>379274798
You post a good one then.
>>379274798
Welcome to 4chan, I love you.
>>379274798
All me.
>>379273574
maybe you should stop breathing, I heard people on reddit love breathing
>>379273301
Use the expansion dumdum, it's the movie, not the anime.
>>379273496
Nope. Not watching that shit. I remember this fight.
This is terrible, you guys should stop.
>>379273574
R&M got popular on /v/ and /co/ far earlier than it blew up elsewhere. The creator of the show even shitposted on /co/ regularly when season 1 was still airing.
>>379275284
Yeah, but /co/ is the most Reddit-friendly board of all.
>>379274154
>>379274564
>>379275006
>>379275284
>redditards flocking in to defend their shitshow
kys
>>379275442
>/v/ continues to show it's obsession with Reddit
Nice.
>>379275601
There would be no obsession if it wasn't justified. Reddit infested the whole of 4chan, sadly.
>>379275379
/co/ is far closer to tumblr; /v/ is reddit.
>>379275442
>recognizing reddit and memey
you fuck off too
>>379275601
>>379275664
>>379276002
>ledditor internet defense force still replying
pathetic
>>379275890
8/10
>>379276393
Look! I'm calling you stupid and staying on topic. It's fun!
>>379275642
>There would be no obsession if it wasn't justified. Reddit infested the whole of 4chan, sadly.
How did you come to that conclusion? Are you privy to some form of census taken by 4chan users that we aren't aware of?
>>379277724
Nicesssss
>>379272005
>How to get over an anime addiction
So are we all obsessed with anime because we like cute more than sexy?
>>379272049
Hey, insects are the protein of future!
>>379275890
underrated post
>>379275890
Can someone explain this one?
>>379272227
Bethesda on finishing their games
>>379278129
>>379279070
Black paint can in TF2 is calledA distinctive lack of hue
>>379272243
I fucking loved that show
>>379272243
>>379274238
3D.
>>379279070
The name of that paint in TF2 is "A distinctive lack of hue"
>>379272227
The fact that this still gets genuine replies is amazing to me.
>>379272243
What's this from?
>>379273301
Psycho Pass film
>>379277724
also
>Tekken3Law.jpg
>>379279930
Three Kingdoms TV Show from China.
>>379280136
>the part where the chick nudges on his neck
That's amazingly adorable.
needs a name
>>379277897
During the shoot the stuntman's legs clipped the buggy and he nearly killed himself.
>>379280756
Become a Sex Ed teacher and use this
>>379280265
>Servers are down.jpg
>>379279827
That's 3 points for America and 0 points for Japan.
>>379280592
what happened here, was he/she having a stroke?
>>379279785
what a shitty filename
also you're a newfag for replying to that post
>>379281038
Looks like the suit broke somehow. Notice the ears.
>>379280996
Why do they say welcome in English
>>379281038
>>379281150
Fainted for a sec. He got dragged back in right after.
>>379281038
I think the costumes have an air pump in them to keep them big and fluffy, and their pump stopped working.
>>379271797
how do you make metroid crawl?
>>379280136
What's happened here. Is the thing supposed to be a fetus or was that just a rare accident
>>379278701
Perfect
>>379280965
>brap threads
>>379272568
Bees are okay, I wouldn't eat flies or bees, but eating bees is less gross.
>>379278407
No it's because 4chan is full of psychologically broken weirdos who get a panic attack when they see a human female
>>379276393
I know how much you need it, so have a (you).
>>379281387
fuck you
>>379271797
>Rick and morty
Fuck off, reddit.
>>379280136
does this work with all eggs?
have i been eating babby chickens this whole time?
please excuse me im american
>>379280265
I really love these kind of filenames
>>379273241
English is not my first language can someone explain what's so funny about that picture? Is it just because it sound ridiculous? Maybe i don't get the joke
>>379281038
You'd know if this wasn't your first time browsing /v/. Fucking lurk more.
>>379280265
>anon came out of his cave
>>379281179
Germans learn English in school since the languages are somewhat close to each other.
>>379281571
No, most eggs you buy aren't fertilized. They'd never evolve into an actual chicken. No cock-sperm.
>>379280983
>>379281396
They're fetuses. It's a delicacy in some Asian countries.
>>379281038
Air pump stopped working. Producer rushed to get the guy off stage. Security rushed him because they thought he was just some crazy fan.
>>379279304
I think I get it. Quake, yes?
>>379281667
>>379281627
It's silly names for products. That's it.
>>379273135
Wait so the white team lined up take shoot the penalty AT THEIR OWN GOAL?
>>379281697
Holy fuck.
He's eh pretty tough guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>379281698
>egg
>evolve
You've played too many pokemon games, anon.
>>379281697
>kicks the board in half mid-swing
>>379278701
We gonna see a stream sometime today?
>>379271987
Source?
>>379281698
so then how come those eggs were? isn't that kinda fucked up? who wants to eat chicken sperm
>>379272865
what? it clearly touches the ground
>>379271797
if anything thats PUBG filename
>>379281635
sure is summer in here.
suck my dick :^)
>>379281571
No, chickens lay eggs basically daily - they're just not fertilized eggs.
Someone at whatever farm those eggs came from fucked up and let a rooster sneak in.
>>379280996
The virtue signaling here is absolutely atrocious
>>379281998
Perhaps they're sold as chicken fetuses, which are eaten in some places. Perhaps it was a mistake and the egg shouldn't have been fertilized. Perhaps they don't give a fuck and expect people to eat fertilized eggs.
>>379280136
>A bird that I picked up the other day because it feel off the nest died yesterday
I can't help but cry, damn
>>379282125
lel
>>379281528
Stop trying to normalize manface.
>>379280865
>you're a genuine dicksucker.webm
>>379282226
I miss when that gif was everywhere.
>>379280541
>not xcom
why are you trying to replace a perfect filename?
>>379282373
Best part was when people did that sound integration thing.
>>379280996
Germany, Yes!
>>379282453
those are some really impressive special effects.
>>379282165
I mean, it's Eurocucks. They're basically demanding foreign rapists to impregnate their women.
>>379281969
>>379282131
>>379281998
>>379282179
Those aren't chicken eggs, they're quail eggs. Look at the size and colouration.
>>379273496
Fuck, I remember watching this at a bar and the reactions were like a sitcom. They went to replay only once, showed this clip, and everyone went "ooooooooo".
>>379281571
It's baffling how many people get this wrong. But you'll notice how those aren't the exact same eggs
>>379281237DOOK DOOK DOOK
>>379282024
No it doesn't. Lands inbetween his legs
>>379281498
Best one on the page :)
>>379281894
Pretty damn funny :P
>>379275006
>comparing a basic biological function with liking a shitty cartoon
Mate, you need to stop breathing.
>>379282684
Yeah, but the guy was asking about chickens.
I doubt he's eating quail.
>>379282592
>>379272865
>that nigger trying to swat it out of his hand after he already intercepted it and is on the ground
>>379282684
ah well thats fine then, eat up
>>379282592
>The cow scene is just as agonizing, even played at 50x speed
I remember when this one was current. Might need a new name now.
>>379281038
Full story is
>costume starts deflating
>medic rushes to help because he could suffocate
>security thinks medic is someone rushing the stage and try to stop him
>realise he's a medic and quickly pretend they were trying to help him so they don't look retarded
>>379282053
Context?
>>379282882
Kys retard
>>379283041
Metro Last Light
You get moisture and blood on your mask that you wipe off with a key.
But if you're wondering the source then that's Me!Me!Me!
>>379280265
oh that's clever
>>379283124
Ha.
>>379280592
Ok, what happened?
>>379274458
Good one.
these filenames are a bit too on the nose in this thread. I guess summer /v/ is really a thing.
>>379271797
how can Metroid crawl?
>>379282731
that's not real
>>379281396
That's Albert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOnn9EBX74
It's not supposed to happen. This was last year in the Netherlands. Quail eggs aren't supposed to be fertilized, so someone put it to the test and put them in a hatchery. It turned out they were fertilized after all, so other people started to do the same. This video is one of them.
>>379281627
>>379281801
A few are dirty puns though, too.
>Vinegar Husbands
>18+ Bring ID
>>379273135
Women's "sports"
>>379280443
heh
>>379283707
Alternatively
>The Miami Mutilator
>>379280584
hah
hahahah
ha
>>379273241
>>379282165
not gonna get into the whole debate, but surely virtue signaling just means "doing the obviously right thing"?
>>379283935
Yeah, yeah, cool filename, now get in the fucking mecha
>>379272049
>The Pain opens a fast food stand.
>>379283792
this one doesn't work in filename threads because people actually read the filenames first you idiot
>>379283935
>misses almost all her shots
>>379280996
>muh humans vs orcs
kek
>>379272865
That's the Cleveland Browns I know and loveI want to die
>>379281309
Source? I'm loving the scrim lighting.
>>379274238
Samurai Jack at least put up a good fight.
>>379272049
Nigga like just move your fucking cart from under the bee hive. That area can't be THAT good that the bee's would be tolerable to remain open due to high customer demand, quite the opposite.
>>379272049
>Not just taking an electric racket through them and hearing satisfying zap after zap
>>379273241
>Mostly apples
Oh god I'm dying
>>379280265
i get upset when people try to name these
>>379284504
And burnt insect smell
>>379283079
>GEDDAN
>>379282682
Does this have an explanation ? are those zombies supposed to have weak bones ? or are we really supposed to believe that this guy cut through their skulls with a chain ?
>>379275303
I always imagine that at one point in time a lizard probably did that gnarly move on a human finger
>>379281973
I think it's boku no hero academia, but I could be wrong
>>379284457
>2 endings
1 too many for Telltale
>>379283982
No
Virtue signaling basically means "I'm going to do something virtuous and make sure the whole world knows about it." If those Eurocucks in the webm believe the right thing was to let in all those military aged refugees into their country then fine whatever. But the fact that they made a whole big thing about it there with balloons, applauding all of them just for getting off a plane, and signs saying welcome in their language is whats disgusting about it. It's like a white guy apologizing to black people for slavery.
>>379284654
The idea is that the zombies decay over time so their bones do get weaker. The problem with this is these sames zombies apparently still have strong enough teeth, gums, and jaws to bite through clothing and flesh like it's nothing.
So in short the show is stupid and has no proper concept of continuity.
>>379284283
B-but... that image is 40kb...
>>379280265
>Puzzle Room
>>379284890
hoho
>>379284791
So you do consent that it is virtuous?
>>379281196
>sensibities
>>379284032
He's preparing a Pain-ini
>>379284647
Better than having them buzzing around your food
>>379272418
Right you are Ken!
>>379284979
goddammit
>>379272049
I need some context here. I have watched this webm like 10 times and I can't believe what I'm seeing.
This can't be food for humans can it?
>>379285026
are you talking about vitrue signaling or the act of letting refugees in a country?
>>379281571
Dude. American eggs are washed, coated with an impermeable barrier, and refrigerated. So even if fertilized, no.
>>379283982
It's the new trendy term to say "someone is doing something nice, but I don't like it because politics"
>>379285468
>>379285558
fukkin' saved
>>379272049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IPv74oEQE
I'm not going to lie, I'd probably try one. Looks fucking tasty, and those appear to be honeybees, not flies or niggers (wasps).
>>379281697
What a fucking thug
I hope that guy in the blue shirt got arrested
>>379284747
Two endings? Look how both of them end.
>>379282171
this is giving me a boner
anyone got source?
>>379284654
and also strong enough to latch, grab and pull everyone they touch
unless it's an important character who could swat their hands away
>>379280265OVEN
>>379282592
not a fucking stream
>>379281691
Did he died?
>>379285026
Letting adult, military aged men who are capable of fighting and defending their country into your country as "refugees" may appear to be virtuous, but it's just naive and stupid.
>>379285942
>pretending to be a girl in an MMO
>>379280265
I get it
>>379285739
It's like pottery.
>>379280996
There's something weird about having a welcoming party with signs, balloons and clapping for people coming from war-torn countries who don't speak the same language as you.
>>379286249
no.
The little birb is designed to be able to do that and was completely fine.
I am not kidding.
>>379285942
SUPER. HOT.
>>379286497
It's almost like they're doing it for their own sense of doing "the right thing" instead of for the sake of the migrants.
>>379286353
Do people do this on purpose?
>>379273241
>harvest friends
>>379280541
I don't get the % next to their cards, what does that mean?
>>379285942
this can't be a real line from the show
>>379286353
>>379286615
>missing the joke
>>379286716
As someone who grew up watching a metric shit ton of Arthur, I can assure you it is. That line kinda creeped me out as a kid.
>>379286708
Chance to win the hand
>>379286708
What's not to get? It's obviously the chance of them winning.
>>379286647
ive been doing that shit since Everquest.
>>379286728
SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT.
>>379287056
I didn't mean the pretending to be a girl part
>>379286647
Yes and it will always work. Just say you don't have a mic.
>>379273574
Redditors also breath and eat food. You shouldn't do it so you can fit in with us le ebin ultra cool "4channers"
>>379286881
>>379286943
I just realized Q is bigger than 9, my b.
>>379287175
He's talking about giving a filename where "needs a filename" is already the joke.
>>379271987
fuck off and lurk more newfag
>>379280584
gj anon
Too soon?
>>379285525
It's saying you'll do something nice and not backing it up.
>>379281067
not bad
>instanity
It's a filename thread, so spelling is important.
>>379275772
>furfag derails a /v/ thread
>barafags derails a hazubando thread
>hazubando threads
>>379281429
underrated post.
>>379285942
Wouyoukindly.png
>>379281998
probably because a male bird jammed his shit in that birds cloaca before it laid eggs
>>379283707
>>379283953
I likey
>>379287563
I don't understand why do people do that
Sure, it can be tasty, and probably is, but opening a bag of chips and overloading it with stuff is gotta give you a sheer heart attack
>>379282171
Jesus fucking Christ, what is this?
>>379271797
>cuck and moorty shit
Fuck off, niggerfaggot.
>>379282925
yeah but he's asking about chickens because he's a fucking idiot who's apparently never seen a chicken egg before. what kind of fuck up thinks chickens lay eggs that size?
>>379287875
A fetish
>>379287563
I was down with this until the clamato.
>>379287903
Maybe it was a very small chicken, you never know
>>379277892
>casually approach child
>grasp child firmly
What the fuck is this from?!?
Also notice his clenched fists as he casually approaches the child
>>379280541
Where did he go? How did he win?
I thought poker was won by like full house, and same suits, and multiple cards what did the 9 do to make the 2% win
>>379283009
>>379288284
Three of a kind is better than a pair you dingus.
Does anyone have the DaS3 webm with the random skeleton knocking the player off the bridge at the end?
>>379274458
Kek
>>379283982
If "by doing the right thing" you mean taking in all of the well to do men and women from struggling countries so they dont have anyone left to help that country, then yes
>>379287875
Welcome to the wonderful world of ryona
>>379284032
pain is french for bread too
>>379287310
Fuck off redditor. Return to your cave of retardness and ruined memes.
>>379275890
Best one so far.
>>379272227
Obligatory "Bethesda.jpg"
>>379275890
Nice
>>379286249
IIRC 3out of 5 survived
>>379284890
>>379284367
>>379283867
>>379283447
>>379285558
kek
theres is some gold in here
>>379288150
It's not as funny as you'd think
>>379277582
Shit, that got me.
>>379273241
>Vinegar husbands
> 18+, Bring ID
>>379271797
>playing Minotaur Berserker for the first time after dying with weird combos over and over again
>>379281697
Slav Yakuza game when
>>379271797
>How to infiltrate a high rank FOB in MGSV.gif
>>379289857
>>379271797
forced rick and morty memes are very cringy
>>379288284
3-of-a-kind of 9's beats a pair of Queens.
>>379283620
I don't get it
>>379287857
It's about the tastiest thing you can make from food from the commissary in prison.
They make it for ex-cons who want a little taste of home when they're on the outside.
>>379278129
kek^10
>>379279827
His face went from ultra graphics to low.
>>379280592
That is some awesome response times by those men. I sure as shit didn't recognize anything amiss.
>>379278648
>Starfox.webm
>>379280774
>iseeyourpointnow.jpg
>>379290403
Nah. If you're trained for a job, you'll realize something is amiss.
>>379272005
It's funny cos tracer is basically weeaboo in design and the most popular mascot of 2016.
Bug eyes work man.
>>379290073
lewd
>>379289443
>become_my_soul_reaver_my_angel_of_death.jpg
>>379290478
>>iseeyourpointnow.jpg
10/10
>>379272801
>>379287412
how do you call summerfags who pretend to be oldfags?
>>379281501
More like Fallout 4. At least my Skyrim mods work.
>>379277892
>>379286521
>>>/reddit/
>>379272049
Hey I know this Futurama episode!
>>379285349
THIGG
>>379280774
>Botw threads
>>379290367
i understood the reference
>>379282850
Ha.
>>379272049
Last year on holiday in Brazil we saw a LOT of bees in the counter at bakeries. They're clean at least, but still. *shrug*
>>379281387
Goddamnit.
>>379288284
It hit the only card in the deck that it could have got to win. The other player had a pair of Queens, and the guy with 9's had to hit a third one to win. Additionally, the 9 of hearts wouldn't work as it would have given the other player a flush, meaning there was literally only one card in the entire deck that would do it.
>>379291308
>those hands
What the fuck?
>>379291395
>caps for emphasis
>*action*
>blogshit
never post again
>>379285621
>bees
ah thank god, i though those were flies
bees are cleaner
>>379273496
>tfw not ruffy
>>379274458
>not watch_hogs
>>379272959
so choppy
>>379291395
If its anywhere near human habitation and refuse, those bees are far from clean.
>>379277582
haha fuck
>>379278129
This is funny because it's true
>>379286521
poor little NuMuslim can't handle banter. I thought you guys said you were the kings of it?
>>379280038
>>379279416
I afraid to watch it because I can't stand shu wanking and shitting on wei and wu, does it have a lot of that?
>>379280265
good one.
>>379286249
>>379280636
UK 2017
>>379291558
That's a 63 year old woman
The hands aren't the part that's wrong, the face is
>>379274458
noice
>>379281748
>>379283012
actually good response by both the medic and security
making a mistake because you acted too quickly can always be solved. Mistakes made for not responding quickly can be devastating
>>379278791
That's completely idiotic. Why would you put yourself in disadvantage like this?
>>379282132
Was this made in Unreal?
>>379285942
>amanchooses.png
>>379282678
No idea what the reference is but this looks fun as fuck
>>379293392
>buffing before entering the dungeon
>>379280136
Awww.
>>379285026
>letting in millions upon millions of foreigners with a radically different culture with zero plan to assimilate them or even pay for it is "virtuous"
>>379272459
did the simpsons predict the fidget cube?
>>379279968
>i killed fiddy men
>>379293603
of course you wouldn't since you werent born back then.
>>379277897
Looks more like a FlatOut game.
>>379293392
>>379293627
But that's how I always enjoyed these threads
>>379293917
>wait, you mean to tell me that im NOT the point of attention here?
can you not?
>>379293763
I get it now. I have beaten him in Super but no, I never played the original. I figure he was harder back in ye oldene dayef
>>379281998
They are quail eggs btw, not chicken eggs.
>>379282843
>this guy died
man. may you continue to smoke crack and produce keks in hell
>>379283332
heh
>>379293917
>I used to be trolled but I found a way to stop it. I do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. They can't troll you if you dress up like a girl and kiss them. I don't like doing it but it works
>>379275303
Why are dogs so agressive towards teddy bears?
>>379284070
Coulda cut this to the last half of the webm and called it 'Roadhog_gameplay.webm'