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>>379269537

>one new invite
>you were dropped from a group

>some trading card shit

Payday 2 group notification!

>>379269537
>It's a friend who wants to trade
>you trade
>you both continue your day as normal
Wow how tense

>>379269537
>it's a booster pack

>>379269537
What the fuck do the trading cards do

>it's a reply to a forum post you made months ago
>"i have the same problem"

>>379270328
you sell them for dimes and buy games on steam sales

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>>379270256
>friend

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always been 0 for me

>you have been invited to autistic loli resistance network

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>>379270016
>it's a platinum

new card!

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>mfw my teacher find out my steam account

>>379271343
>it's worth 13 cents

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>>379269537
>it's a coupon for a bottom tier indie game

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>>379269537
>its just another trading bot that adds everyone with a remotely valuable steam inventory

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>>379271445
>it's worth a couple bucks

>>379269537
>friend disappears without a word
I'm still waiting for my 1.

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>>379271441
>mfw teacher writes his steam username on the board first day of class
>mfw he talks about vidya like it's whatever

I want to be the cool teacher

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>post ID saying specifically that I want to play game X
>get invite
>someone adds me even though they don't play game X

>Friend who dosen't talk to you has added you to a group
W h y

>>379269537
>using steam

>>379271710
what do you teach

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>ps+
>real name request

Fuck bros what do i do? I like playing with these guys but I don't want them finding out who I am.

>>379269537
>that guy you rolled in a tf2 pub

>>379271924
decline the request and make up some story like you just dont want fgot gor smoemthignvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

I once got a voice message from someone saying "you are the biggest piece of shit in the world. Fuck you" because I kept fucking him up in TF2 lol

>>379271825
Anthropology

>>379272105
What did you mean by this?

>>379272140
sure you did kid you cant send voice messages on steam :)

>>379272105
Anon? ANON? ANONNNNNNNNN?!!!!!!

>>379272202
It was Xbox 360.

Don't judge. I was semi-transient at the time due to being in the military.

>>379272105
Anon?

>>379272105
can you type this again but not in stroke speech

>>379272105
Anyone in this thread a doctorb?

>>379272105
wake up nigga

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>>379272105

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Post STEAM IDS

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>>379272421
>doctorb

>>379272521
you first

>1 new message from a person you have blocked
>unblock for a secound to read it
>"hey yeah im killing myself tonight"
>*block*

>>379272576
steam doesnt notify you about messages sent from blocked people faggot

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>>379272521

>>379272646
It does actually.

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Oops

>>379272576
*unsheathes katanas*
did you just block me? after I made such an important confession to you?
*my eyes turn red*
kid, you better explain yourself.

>>379272646
Yes it does you cuck

>>379270328
-Appeal to Chinese and Russian mathematicians who wish they could live on Wall Street.
-Make NEETS feel wanted.
-Replace actually fun holiday events with lazy shit.

>>379272690
what would be the point of the block function then dumbass? it notifies you if someone sends you a message while youre offline not blocking them

>>379272772
*not listening to you*
psh whatever

>>379272559
no u

>>379272794
Ask Vulva you knob

I haven't logged in to Steam in weeks, I've lost faith in my PC and have no money to speak of.

>>379272904
ill ask your moms vulva with my dick you fagmaster

>>379272794
It sends a message if you're offline regardless if the person sending you is blocked or not.

>new friend request
>another Russian
>haven't played a multiplayer game in months

>>379272708
story?

>>379273146
i was playing csgo and i saw new messages and i opened it and saw those mean words and realised im getting bullied so i cried :(

>>379272968
>If i say fag in every post i will probably fit in with these guys!

>>379273146
3 of them were people trying to scam someone and got mad when I called them out.
1 was a really salt Payday 2 player
1 was a guy who was convinced a game had a forced winrate but got mad when he couldn't prove it.

>>379273345
nice rebruttal faglord

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>>379272105
OH MY GOD

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Guys
guys
WHAT DO I DO??

>>379273970
collect 40 more and heil

>invite to "FREE GAMEZ 2017 CSGO RAFFLE.RU"

>1 New Trading Request
> зaпaздывaниe offered you *item half the price of yours*

why do i even fucking trade

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>>379272105
>anon dies of a stroke while trying to solve the captcha

>>379272521
Why bother, no one here plays videogames or are really fucking difficult to deal with.

>50 notifications
>all of them are backgrounds emoticons and shit because i'm crafting badges
>sell them a week later
>my email explodes in notifications telling me i have sold some shit

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>one new invite
>its The Chamber of Eloquent Sodomy

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>>379272521
What for? No gay shit allowed.

what the fuck happened to the steam events like that one mini game that was during the summer a few years back

>>379269537
its some guy thats buying from an expired trade I put up on outpost years ago

what the fuck happened to the steam events like that one mini game that was during the summer a few years back

steam id : http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dmanfur

>>379276219
russians bascially

when they had shit like the summer quests and winter coal/gift events russians would create shitloads of accounts to get free games so valve stopped doing them

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BLOOP
BLOOP
BLOOP
BLOOP
BLOOP

>>379276394
>DUDE
>DUDE
>DUUUUDE
>DUDE WHERE ARE YOU
>ITS IMPORTANT
what the fuck do you want<
>ur gay lol

>name in cyrillic
>bunch of links profile info
>recent activity consists of dota2 and gsgo
Kamiya'd at speed of sound.

>>379275779
oh no they are actually really easy to deal with myself included
>add eachother
>say hi to eachother
>
>never talk to eachother again

>>379269537
A friend gave me a game

Oh wait they can't do that anymore because inbred fat retard Gabe Newell made it impossible unless you live in the same street or some shit

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>>379272105

>>379276394
>[garbled messages]

>>379276394
>yo
>yo
>yo answer
>asdcsa
>Asdseiuy
>df
>a
>a
>a

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>>379276394
>cursor appears on screen
>game starts stuttering
>....

>Guy I friended after helping him in DS3
>He's playing some game i've never heard of
>Notice "watch game" option
>Try it out
>Didn't realize they'd be notified of it until they tried talking to me
>Immediately exit out
>Unfriended so I didn't have to live with it

>>379277168
You could've just said "wrong person sorry for bothering" you autist

>>379277531
i don't know how to talk to people, so I panic when people try to talk to me

>>379277168
Why did you exit out? Did you think he would like sue you or something just for watching his game?

>>379278976
hey how ya doin?

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>get a notification for the first time in months
>It's a friend request
>from someone who I don't know and have no mutual friends with, and that has 1000+ hours of CSGO, with "CSGO" in their name and their description talks about skins and other shit

>Have only one online friend
>Go to invite him to game
>Hes playing game x
>Click on his profile
>Another friend of his is playing game x
>We havent talked in a while
am i losing him

>it's a trading card booster pack

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>Friend request
>It's a russian
>"hey it's me ur brother gib me arcana pls cyka blyat"
>Blocked