E3 is just around the corner, the consoles are competing to come out on top.
Who will be the victor?
Booru - http://consoletan.booru.org/
I know it's still early for freedomers but bump anyway.
>>379269112
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
>>379269112
little early, isnt it?
>>379270342
OP's australian.
>>379270342
Wake up faggot
>>379271574
it's like 7-9AM in burgland and related countries
Favorite -tans?
Favorite "family" of -tans? (Nintendo, Playstation, Microsoft, PCs, etc.)
Game or event you're most excited for or hopeful for during E3?
>>379271574
Post tits to give the thread life
>>379272272
What about asses?
>>379272272
>>379272939
my vote goes towards this
>>379272939
Yes, more big tan asses.
>>379273093
>>379273183
The anons have spoken.Though it's a bit too early to be getting lewd in here.
>>379273183
how many days til E3?
>>379274531
about a week
>>379275161
alright
XJ-tard
>>379275880
weapon version
>>379272939
An ass is fine too
>>379269112
Whoops, they put the wrong Switch-tan in by mistake.
>>379276252
fuck off
>>379276304
Don't feel bad, we all make mistakes
>>379276304
dude just ignore him
>>379276379
Why do you get mad over alt designs? That's pretty dumb
>>379275959
What kind of weapon is that?
>>379276592
I kinda made it up on the fly, maybe a soundwave device
>>379276668
It should be a vacuum for sucking up Wii U ports.
>>379276668
>maybe a soundwave device
Oh, I know exactly what it is now...
>>379275161
>2DS following CD-I's clothing style
o fukswitchtard in shirt and panties when?
Last thread reach image limit. Here is the twins for the squilliam collage.
E3's almost here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL-4cANo9hI
>>379271801
The classic trio of best girls.
The Nintendo family.
Sonic Mania, and maybe Nintendo's show but only marginally.
>>379277512
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL-4cANo9hI
when was this made?
I didn't see it last week. NIce
>>379277512
>No Scorpio
>>379277512
Hol up did you make this?
If so then good job man.
Don't forget: post more CD-i
>>379277767
more scorpio would be great
is impact still dead?
>>379277681
>>379277804
Just made it over the past week for my E3 stream
>>379277767
Fuck I forgot that
>>379277974
I don't think he is. Maybe just a bit inactive.
>>379277959
sure thing
We're moving fast today dayum
Looking back on this image, it used to be unsettling but also comical.
Now with what actually has happened, it has become really spooky.
>>379279467
>Still mid-morning
>46 posts across two hours
Nah, not really
>>379279726
/v/ I meant, not this ded ass thread
Can anyone do a Apple Pippin console tan please?
>>379279467
>>379279831
>virtual boy
>it isn't a boy
one job
>>379279836
Does it play vidya?
>>379279629
Will retard-chan drain 3DS's soul next?
>>379280042a trap is still a boy.
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4145
>>379280042
>He doesn't know
GIANTESS VITA TAN
SERIOUSLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
>>379280390
I'd rather Retard drain my balls
>>379280390
isn't 3DS getting absorbed by 2DSXL and the New3DS line?
>>379280809
And we're all getting tired of it too. If you request the same thing week after week and no drawfags deliver, then give up or commission someone for it instead of constantly begging. It just gets annoying and makes people want to draw your request even less.
Requesting girl-tans wearing flip-flops
>>379281075
Hey, don't speak for all of us. I want it probably as bad as that guy does. I just don't have the art skill or I'd do it for him.
>>379280809
>>379281592
don't worry bros I go tthis
>>379281704
Not good enough.
>>379280042
Futas are arguably boys
>>379271801
>no vita
That makes me sad
>>379281770
let's see you do better fagboy
>>379281592
You're a minority of two, but the point remains the same. Begging the same request week after week without getting deliveries gets annoying to others. At least spider Wii-U became a funny joke for a while and actually got delivered, you two just want fetish fuel.
I requested this last week but it was right when the thread dead and no-one probably saw it.
Requesting Switchtard cosplaying as R.Mika seeing as SF is now on switch.
>>379281886
>Right between 2DS and Ouya
Help me out
I'm sick of team based multiplayer games, I need some alive PvP game(s) that is 1v1 or free-for-all, except fighting games
In exchangeI will draw smut
There are a lot of games you can add through GoG connect if you own them on steam.
>>379282294
You ask the impossible, anon.
>>379281157
>>379282662
Now make her t-shirt wet
>>379282294
Chivalry medieval warfare
>>379282294
>Online PvP multiplayer game that's 1v1/FFA and isn't a fighting game
Honestly, the only games I can think of are those survival arena shooters like DayZ or Player Unknown's Battleground, but those are FFAs. Maybe also Mario Kart 8? ARMS has 1v1/FFA, but that's a ways off and requires a Switch.
>>379272272
>>379272939
Why is Genesis so familiar to PS2-tan?
>>379280042
Game-boy, Game-boy color, Game-boy advance are also not boys
>>379282760
it's in the flockmod, if anyone remembers that place
>>379282849
They both have dark short hair with a cowlick/ahoge, and have similar body types. That's about it though.
Teeth are cute
I'm in love with Switch-Tan!
>>379283542
fuck off, furry faggot
>>379283542
>>379283619
She's plastic.
>>379283159
>implying we'll ever forget the trove of fun and lewds
>>379283236
And the scarf?
>>379283619
shoulda just ignored him man
I wonder how big Switch-Tan's backlog will be.
>>379283775
Oh yeah, that too. Overlooked that. Someone should draw Gen and PS2 together with them complimenting each other's scarves.
>>379282798
I'll check this out
Now my part of the bargain
Ask away
>>379283159
>mfw
>meteoroid game announced on the switch when?
>>379284090
switch twins of course, some yuri but with your favorite -tan instead of each other
>>379284090
CD-i, pleasei know you can't really be sure it was me,
but at least we can play together sometime
>>379284047
Why this reminds me of Azumanga Dahio?
>>379283159
it was in the flockmod. someone erased it the second it was completed, without saving it or uploading it anywhere. again.
we lose so much good art because faggots erase it the second it's done and never upload it anywhere.
Where is the wet t-shirt cd-i, the flockmod is empty
YOU LIED TO ME ANON
>>379284384
>>379284047
Or Kill me baby, I'm not sure...
>>379284221
>>379284245
I want both of these, anoymous smut-drawer
Is it safe to come back to these threads after so many months?Is the Retard the most popular Switch now?
>>379284469http://i.imgur.com/fd6wKxv.png
>>379284881
This is what I asked for but anon told me there was something new in the flockmod, I have been tricked.
>>379284740
No, but feel free to post Xbox
>>379284740
>Is the Retard the most popular Switch now?
Amongst those who have best taste.
>>379284968
there was a lewd there, it's gone now
http://gematsu.com/2017/06/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-european-collectors-editions-announced
Requesting PS4-tan in a skimpy bikini and wet t-shirt.
Which tan has the largest areolas? Post pictures for proof.
>being so autistic and so starved of sexual interaction that you anthropomorphise ELECTRONICS
>being so autistic that you DEVELOP A FUCKING MYTHOS around rule34
>GATHERING EVERY WEEK
i mean the porn and art is good but god damn what the fuck
>>379284968
i managed to save it a second before it got deleted. print screened only, but it's better than nothing.
http://i.imgur.com/Uo2w4Io.png
>>379285510
>http://i.imgur.com/Uo2w4Io.png
FUCKING SAVIOR I HOPE CD-I VISITS YOU IN YOUR DREAMS
>>379285425
anthropomorphisation of software and electronics has been a thing for ages tho, it's nothing new
I'm just happy /v/ still has something to encourage people to make OC
>>379285215
CD-i
see >>379284881
Desu one of the most delicious things about her
>>379269112
I've been waiting for this.
>>379285681
yeah but OC in the past was shit like comics/written fiction, memes, mashups(soundclowns?) and generally entertaining shit that can spread outside of /v/ and attract legitimately talented people, and grow.
Rule34 milfs and lolis are just shallow shit to beat off to, really low value content that has no potential to grow
>>379285425
>complaining about sexualy starved autistic nerds in 4chan
The cd-i love itt is nice. There could always be more, of course.
What vidya are you enjoying currently, anon?
>>379285874
Then get the fuck out of here and be creative, instead of complaining about people making shit.
>>379286013
i will, /ctt/ definitely added to the filter list. Problem is, once you filter out the polshit, lolishit and shitposts, there's barely any threads. that's not really your fault tho. please consider moving to your own platform in the future
>>379285874
that stuff happens with console tans too though. we occasionally get comics and fiction, some memes etc.
i think this stuff is even slowly spreading into japanese image boards.
as with any oc, there will always be lots of lewds accompanying it. sexuality's one of the main driving forces behind creating after all. not the only one, but one of.
>>379286152
What the fug have you got against something great like lolis? Are you from hatland?
>>379286152
>If I block /v/ there re no thread left
Consider moving out to more moderated sites, like r/gaming
>>379285874
>wanting anything that relates with imageboard culture to spread
Do you have any idea what this mindset has brought?nvm you're too chickenshit frightened to even read any further >>379286152
>>379285425
How new...
>>379285874
>porn is bad u guies
Oh you sweet summer child. Every fandom no matter how small always has it's own version of burned furs.
>>379286378
Smelly NEETsex with Vita when?
>>379286378
/v, /b/ and 4chan in general were the driving forces behind most memorable/entertaining memes 2006-2013ish. I'm against GG however, both parties were hella retarded
>>379286549
Never, thankfully
>>379286572
>everyone's an idiot except for me
Holy shit bro, you're so cool.
>>379286524
>burned furs
It's an interesting topic
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7361784/
QUICK POST YOUR FAVORITE -TAN
>>379286830
>>379286724
it's possible to disagree with two viewpoints at the same time. It's not a black/white issue. Some GG did actually harass and dox, and a lot of devs DID collude with journalists. Neither side is innocent and neither side's narrative is 100% correct.
>>379284740
mehin my honest opinion 2 retards are enough
>>379286830
>>379286785
>restart burned furs
The op was joking but he should really be more careful saying shit like that because kids will take it seriously.
>>379286830
Do I have to choose?
>>379285874
Go back to whatever sub-reddit you came from, you piece of shit. No one has any obligations to make you feel welcome on any site. Nor does one care what you think, in a place where you are the outsider.
>>379286572
>both parties were hella retarded
Using 'hella' as a word doesn't help you.
Odd /r/, but could someone draw 360 at an arcade manhandling a cabinet
I ask because my 360 was always a very capable 'arcade' console, I personally still have MvC2 and Soul Calibur 2 HD on mine in addition to some of the standards like Castle Crashers
>>379286936
>Some GG did actually harass and dox
You don't actually buy that GG got kicked off 4chan because people were posting personal information in the threads, do you? There was no concentrated effort to ruin the lives of people just because they held a different opinion. The stupid shit came from people trying to piggy back off it and become internet famous or shill their own website.
>>379287291
>implying i haven't been here for longer than you
idk why you insist on posting shit here instead of using a booru. your mum probably banned porn sites tho so that's most likely why you're here ;^)
>>379287736
>instead of using a booru
>mum
Literally in the OP you blind Euronigger.
>>379287736
Cause this place is where this all began and where people discuss. Its baffling that there are people too retarded to realize that there are people who likes things they don't.
>>379286936
get the fuck out with your reason
>>379286572
>>379286572
>/v, /b/ and 4chan in general were the driving forces behind most memorable/entertaining memes 2006-2013ish.
And more often than not, said memes were dragged on by outside sources instead of dying a natural death
Requesting PC playing Vanilla WoW and going into Stranglethorn Vale and having [muffled 'It aint me' playing in the background] and having a closeup of PC sweating face.
>>379288272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFj6T9lOtM
>>379286830
PS4, all day, everyday
>>379289119
She's pretty great.
>>379289119
what's this, a ps4 slim?
Where's the terabytes?
>>379286830
The best
>>379286830
Can't go a week without some Master System.
>>379284467
>see a cute chick in the bottom right corner
>as soon as I hop back on the drawfag proceeds to delete the whole thing
So how do you anons feel about Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon?
>>379290616
Where is my platinum remake, that's how
>>379290616
will it fix the framerate issues?
So what consoletan image do you fap to the most?
>>379283159
http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/594212
>>379291018
anything based on OTP
>>379291018
The one with giant PS4-tan and the BE pictures.
>>379287475
Please, GG had a few half sensible proponents, but it was as hateful a bunch of immature, self important and self centred a collection of fuckwitted faggots as any other online group.
I mean fuck the censorship loving, forced diversity and self imposed segregation demanding degenerate cunts that rallied against them on the other side of the political spectrum too, buts let's not pretend GG was ever anything more than a wide scale retarded tantrum by a bunch of retards.
Did you forget about her?
>>379291018
I would link it but apparently someone deleted it from the booru
>>379291430
LITERALLY who
>>379289324
Her library is rather lacking
>>379291018
>http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3505
Puffy vulva 2good
>>379291430
https://youtu.be/3E2B_ktw_6w
>>379291626
>someone deleted it from the booru
Why would someone do that?
>>379291285
So the answer is, yes.
>>379289324
This is PS4 Slim, and we need more art of her, especially a trampled, blinged out version wearing nothing but gold jewellery to match the new gold PS4 Slim coming out.
POST PANTSU
>>379292985
>>379291961
Some faggots keep deleting images off there. It's why I save as much as I can to avoid my favourites getting lost to time.
PaizuriStation 4 is ready for E3.
>>379293251
So anyone can delete pics off the site?
>>379293251
What image in particular was it, if you can remember?
>>379274531
>Next Tuesday will literally be the last big conference of E3
>It's Nintendo's
Well, at least the autism that hits these threads next week can't possibly be worst than last year.
>>379293380
Favourite tan, favourite fetish.
So glad my gf has E cup tits and is happy to let me fuck them. If I could just persuade her to wear a PS4 Tan wig...
>>379292876
>>379292876
>>379284740
Nah, you still see all of them around.
But honestly the only two that are worth a damn are Retard and Mechloli.
Because they're the two with actual character.
>Retard is a lovable retard that may or may not have evil motives (very fitting Nintendo)
>Mechloli is a weak child that uses her gimmick to try and pretend she's a big girl console, bouncing from being too cocky to being super insecure (again, very fitting Nintendo)
Meanwhile, Dog and Twins have barely any solid personality.
>Twins are just mischievous, basically Thing 1 and Thing 2
>Dog is literally just "look I'm so sexy" with some sass thrown in
>>379288272
This, but add Toasty and they're both flying in on a chopper painted like a gryphon/wind rider
>>379294925
Why do you make posts like this, just makes you look like a faggot
are you ready for E3 ctt?
>>379296387
I guess. Not expecting anything other than Wolfenstein and some new Quake Champions characters.
>>379295552
I'm going to go through and link all the dog posting in this thread.
>>379276252
Just the dog being cute
>>379276379
Just the dog being cute
>>379277512
Normal doggo like you posted
>>379283542
Sexy dog
>>379283621
Sexy dog
>>379283684
Thicc dog
>>379283781
Sexy dog
>>379283880
Thicc dog
>>379284041
Sexy dog
>>379284134
Sexy dog
>>379284254
Thicc dog
>>379295552
Normal doggo
There's only two normal dog images of that switch here.
Every other switch dog is just being a pinup, be it cute or sexy. The ones with the dog actually speaking are explicitly her being lewd aside from the dancing one where it's not even really dialogue.
Like I said, Dog has no personality aside from "fuck me".
>>379270342
its 7:30pm
Guys, who is the best loli tan?
/ctt/ has been ruining by switchfags
petition to ban all switchposting?
science says any loli is the best by default.
so IDK
>>379297105
Fine idea. But unless we can get janitors and mods, that won't do jackshit. On the contrary i would make a bigger shitstorm. Just ignore them.
Boy this has turned out to be a pretty shitty thread so far
>>379297752
>that stiffy
who is he thinking of?
>>379297905
gaems
where do these drawings came from? I dont see any artists drawing here.
>>379297905
>he
she's a girl
I LOVE MY VITA
>>379298493
of course you don't dummy, only images and text can be posted to the thread, but it would be neat if 4chan had a drawing component
>>379294925
Maybe I'm nuts, but I swear someone did art of Vitachan piloting Switchchans mature form?
>>379296772
The furfag dog =/= the actual switch dog. If it's anthro or has any hint of hips/ass/chest/etc, it's just furshit and can be ignored.
Shadowbug is the best drawfag!!!
>>379297081
Still CD-i
>>379299815
dude self -insert shield lmao!!!
>>379299290
I've seen the retard in the mech before, but I don't think I've seen Vita.
Wouldn't be surprised though. One of the best things about mechloli switch is the implication that she's the lovechild of Wii U and Vita.
>Nintendo, desire to be an "ara-ara", console, gimmicks from Wii U-tan
>Handheld, big flat screen, portable form,lewdnessfrom Vita-tan
>>379299290
I've seen the retard and cool kids in there, dunno about vita
>>379299815
Shadowbug is a treasure, wish they would draw more
>>379300045
>>379299825
Why did nobody tell me about this CD-i form WE NEED MORE OF HER
>>379300224
it was some dumb thing from a nobody, then shadowbug made it gold
>>379286830
i'm the only one to post vita
typical
>>379300701
I like her when she's paired with ps4 or wiiu, anon!
>>379300404
not so sure about that. this is too much
>>379300840
she's okay like that, but i prefer her solo
>>379296772
Why do you have to reply to every post
>>379269112
Goddamn this retard shit still being forced?
>>379300701
You know these threads go through cycles of favoritism. Right now CD-i is the golden child. Vita and 2DS definitely had the longest stretch of this.
>>379300701
Vita is like /ctt/'s favorite child, she's kinda like the face of /ctt/ almost. Everyone loves her, even if she's not their outright favorite.
>>379301106
>CD-i is the golden child
more like she tripped the paternal instinct
>>379301106
dont care, post vita
>>379301390
i don't know if everyone would agree with you there, even if vita is pretty popular
>>379286830
Saturn!
>>379284245
http://i.imgur.com/IvKIsZL.png
>>379301673
honestly everyone probably agrees deepdown
>>379302129
nice
>>379302129
oh my! its perfect
>>379302242
i'd hope they would, but contrarians would say otherwise
>>379302129
>Big tits and a fat ass
Is 2DS competent enough to comprehend her own boob/asset envy?
>>379302129
Wow
>>379302129
This isn't switch twins but I am more than happy with it
>>379302129
o-okay anon, you win
>>379302129
YOU CRAZY BITCH! come with me, we're leaving.Nice
What is this?
A bunch of "men" create drawings of their favorite videogame systems personified as sexualized underage anime girls and then proceed to fap to them?
Who has time for this degenerate and embarrassing behavior? Are you all 15?
>>379303047
clearly 2ds is waiting for her turn with anon
>>379303750
YES
>>379302129
who made this?
>>379303665
It's called autism, anon.
Plenty of people on /v/ legitimately have autism or some sort of related impaired social disorder.
This is the only place where they feel accepted and can frolic freely and share their sexual fantasies of underaged anime girls.
Let them be, they're not harming anyone.
>>379303750
Delete your post right now.
>>379303665
>>379304102
Talking to yourself is also a form of autism ;^)
>>379303665
Just a bunch of children who never grew up. Some of them are real life spergs whose only interaction with people is online. I don't feel annoyed with them, you shouldn't either. I just pity them.
>>379304376
>>379304102
That doesn't change the fact that all autists are genuine losers with no social value. Most of them won't ever even have children or get married.
>>379304546
Yes, and?
>>379304376
>I just pity them.
>I, the lonely virgin autist, pity this other lonely virgin autist that likes a thing that I do not like
Don't forget that you're on 4chan of all places, and /v/ no less.
Boobies
>>379304376
>>379304546
>It's a 'holier than thou' anon(s) complain and jerk themselves off about autism while browsing /v/ episode
Tasty
>>379304657
>t. turbo autist with terminal aspergers
Who do you main?
>Not maining your favorite -tan no matter how good or bad they are
>>379303750
damn, that just made the image even better
>>379304767
>>379305003
Not everyone on /v/ is a socially inept loser who spends all day fingering his asshole to drawings on the internet.
Some of us like to actually discuss videogames.
>>379305234
What are you doing here sperging out about drawings then Chad? Go discuss your vidyagames on the other threads if this ones upsetting you this much.
>>379305176
vita with the unlockable costume
>>379305234
Then get the fuck out of here? Why are you even flaunting? You can't even show your face.
>>379305234
>Some of us like to actually discuss videogames.
>>>r/gaming
back to plebbit you normie
>>379305176Retron 5Please don't call me a scrub
>>379305176
Toasty. Toasty for life.
>>379269112
Oh, nice.
I didn't even notice there was a link in the OP that directs to a page with a bunch of pornography.
Can we please get this garbage of /v/?
>>379305450
>>379305528
>nintenbro teenager
>normie
quit humoring him
>>379305176
Jaguar.
>>379305176
DS, she made me realize how much I needed a grappler/swordsman type.
>>379305565
>Playing as over-powered boss characters
>>379286830
The one who essentially made this entire general take off
>>379305003
Just because you're on /v/ and happen to be a loser, doesn't mean everyone else is.
There are millions of normal, fit, mentally healthy people that watch anime, play games and post to 4chan. I'm not one of them and I don't like this autistic bullshit either. Just draw it and fap to it, please stop pretending to have conversations between yourselves roleplaying as the characters. It floods the board with horrible, substanceless content. Just ERP in steam chat or something.
>>379305176
>>379305901
TLDR thanks for bumpan'
>>379305176
>not maining the heavyweight champion
>>379302129
My fucking dick
>>379305176
>mfw all the salty PS4's I destroy online
>>379306115
oh my, i hope there is a continuation postmaybe with the both of them
>>379306115
DELETE THIS
2DS IS PURE
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE RETARD
>>379305176
Who /blast processing/ here?
>>379286830
>>379305901
"For reals".
This thread adds absolutely nothing of value to the board. Just a bunch of grown "men" posting drawings while they have their cock in one hand.
>>379306390
5 stars
>>379306846
>This thread adds absolutely nothing of value to the board.
like /v/ itself
>>379307162
I'm gonna need this with PC and Toaster immediately
>>379305901
>Thinking that /v/ can have Actual discussions about gamesYou really don't know what you're talking about since most people on /v/ post either to talk about waifus, or other shit. If you don't like Tan threads or anything that isn't fit your description like LoL threads I suggest you just ignore it complaining about it or acting high and mighty won't help you being completely.
it's/v/ culture as much as I hate saying that term we've been doing this for years and it has given us a sense of community ever since
>>379305234
>Some of us like to actually discuss videogames.
Is that the reason why you just entered a thread that didn't interest you at all just to shitpost, rather than a vidya thread?
People like you don't come to /v/ to post about videogames. You come to fight, bitch and complain.
on the other hand, idiots taking the bait and responding to it means we'll reach after dark thread.
just think about it. this thread, times two or three.
>>379306846
There is not and never has been anything of value on /v/.
The whole of 4chan is a festering cesspool full of sad faggots arguing about pointless shit and laughing at other faggots just as fucking awful as they are.
You, this thread, and every anon on the entire site are only here because it's the collective arsehole of the internet, resplendent in so many shades of shit nuggets.
So get of your high horse, stop deluding yourself that you're not the lowest of the low by simply virtue of seeing this thread you hate so much, and either join in or go be just as awful in a different shitty thread with other just as shitty people talking about some different but equally shitty waste of time.
/ctt/ I'm getting surgery tomorrow and I got nothing but my Vita and 3ds to keep me happy how's your day going
>>379308449
oh, you know, waiting and hoping for someone to do more giga oppai PS4, the usual
>>379308449
Good luck anon. With whatever disgusting body part of yours that needs fixing.
>>379308449
Been playing with my new GoPro, eating curry, sucking on my gf's big tits, taking a shit literally as I type this. All good man
>>379308449
best of luck anon, i hope everything goes well for you
>>379307562
This
Im surprised PS4 Slim hasfuck all art still. You'd have thought someone would want to do something with PS4's streamlined twin sister.
That or her and Vita interacting. Would PS4 Slim bully Vita too, or would the two bond over their shared Spec envy of the now 'Pro thickness' of PS4 and her bigger assets.
>>379274531
no fucking joke this thing needs a lock on top to stop the system from flying out
true story
2 days after the system hit, i went to a friends to show him because even though he loves nintendo he couldn't get one. meanwhile, his fucking 5 yr old son is jumping around like a fucking coke fiend on his bed going "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!"
cue him jumping so high and falling with X-Com accuracy onto the fucking Switch power cable hooked to the dock on the ONLY FUCKING OUTLET NEAR HIS TV. this tosses the fucking dock to the ground the switch flies through the fucking air and very luckily lands in to a trash (inb4 where it belongs lol!) filled with shredded papers
so yeah, don't let small children near the Switch, it will fucking get wrecked or almost wrecked
oh and btw, the bed in his room is like fucking 10 ft from this outlet. kid was trying to moonsault this shit
>>379309637
We need more of her.
>>379310004
>so yeah, don't let small children near the Switch,
>letting children near vidya consoles
>ever
>>379309967
looks like two different artists, one good with PCbros the other CD-i with Parkinson's disease
>>379309637
PS4 Slim is painfully underrated, just like how PS4 can be painfully thicc.
>>379310243
i don't, but this kid was going all WWF on my friends bed. like shit, calm down! he couldn't use his tablet to fucking play minecraft or some shit, i think thats why he was flipping around or something
>>379310243
Give under 8's a 2DS and Pokemon, then tell the little fuckers to go play outside if they get bored of it. 8-12 they can be trusted with some multiplayer games, or a previous gen system. 13+ you give em their own system and a cheap tv and headphones to play in their room where they won't bother you.
>>379310408
I want to see PS4 Slim bullying Xbone S over how fat she is even after slimming down!
>>379310816
>>379310816
i think its more about the kid really
i had an NES at 5, but that was the 80s and we were just smarter than todays kids even though they have amazing advances in tech
>>379306620
YEAH BOI
>>379311010
fufufu, how many teraflops did you say?
why, your just so chubby with features that the devs STILL won't make games for you!
or if they do, the features will be gimped because of your sister, xbox one!
ohohohohohohohoh!
>>379269112
which tan deserves my semen this week?
>>379311721
take a lucky guess
>>379311721
i don't think you need to ask that question, you know who does
>favourite tan>favourite fetish
>>379312547
Wii U
giantess
>>379312547
intellivisionsex dollyou see where i'm going here
>>379312547
XboneStorage capacity
>x hours into this thread
>still no /ss/ posted
i'm dissapointed
>>379312547
>>379312547
CD-igyaru/ganguro/kogal
>>379311221
-Xbone has been excersizing in secret, eating better, and has slimed down to her S size.
-Happily skips down to the beach, ready to show off her new, no longer even plus sized, bikini.
-immediately gets a half empty sports drink hitting her on the back of the head, thrown by PS4 Slim, who's stoped playing volleyball with the rest of the Playstation clan, then shouts that someone needs to call the WWF, since there's a beached whale.
-Before Xbone can reply, she hears snickering, turns to see 360, PC, Scorpio, Xbox Huge and even Toasty, all either slim of bulging with muscles, laughing at her from the other side of the beach.
-Cut to her back at home, wolfing down burgers, hot dogs, nachos and ice cream with a gallon of Mountain Dew.
>>379312547
>CD-i>loli/gyaru
>>379313348
>>379312547
cd-ibukkake
>>379313348
>-Cut to her back at home, wolfing down burgers, hot dogs, nachos and ice cream with a gallon of Mountain Dew.
>>379313494
>>379280061
Yeah
>>379313348
This is kinda my fetish
Post more dog, it agitates the right people
>>379314330
You stop that
>>379314330
Well it agitates everyone who isn't a furfag, so you're not wrong!
>>379277512
That's some good shit anon
>>379312547
PaizuriStation 4, to answer both questions at once.
>>379302129
fucking
noice
>>379316054
I can't believe Shield is fucking dead
Best Tan.
>>379312547
Vita, And OuyaBody suits, not Gimp shit though
>>379313348
>that last part
would she transform into the xbox 1xl?
>>379312547
i might as well post my own since enough people posted theirsit's pretty obvious
I'm sorry
>>379317210
Another one bites the dust
>>379317210
>Cigarette on the floor with no owner
>>379306407
>>379317210
remember, do not fall for PC's propaganda, PC has slain and worn the skins of many consoles.it's not even the same PC we are lead to believe was around during the NES era,
its all backward compatibility and marketing from the OS-tans
Another done. It's GameGear also 4th generation?
>>379312547
>PS4
>lactation & breast expansion
>>379317791
WEW
>>379317210
This made a hurt in me.
>>379317914
Lovely work dude
Also checked and yes, GG is 4th gen
>>379317814
this, the PC/MS family are bloodthirsty monsters hidden under the guise of cute and charismatic
>>379317914
CommodoreCDTV, NeoGeo, NeoGeoCD, PhilipsCD-i, LaserActive, SegaGenesis, SegaPico, SuperA'Can, SNES, and TurboGrafx-16
>>379318278
They are the most aggressive family.
>>379318278
>>379318590
While I agree the rest are heartless monsters, ready to gut anyone and everyone that stands in their way given half a chance, I'd say Toasty and Xbone are exceptions.
Low specs have given Toasty humility and an appreciation for things the rest of the MS clan turn their noses up at, while Xbone is just smart enough to not actually be retarded, but dumb enough to genuinely be sweet, naive and innocent.
Sadly, that also means she's blind to her families duplicity and machinations, and won't see Scorpio coming when her buff new sister inevitably turns on her...
>>379311989
this
more bullying!
>>379319282
but even when Xhuge was superior at everything she's like a super hero so she doesn't fall in that description of her family.
they're all different. to me.
>>379315302
>>379316373
god i hate this design
its so fucking stupid
inb4 "why don't you do your own?" im working on it
>>379319941
Post a wip for us m8y
>>379319941
Oh boy, more dead designs
>>379320056
can't, i pretty much just started and am 100% shit at art. i just fucking hate that stupid robot milf suit design, its just stupid
autism!
>>379320302
Oh okay, so you're just shitposting
>>379320393
not once i finish my work
>>379319843
A massive US flag over her shoulders and stamping through anything smaller than her (which is basically everything) doesn't a super hero make.
>>379320489
With that much sperg-like talk, I doubt it
>>379320489
that's right, it will be shitposting we can laugh at
So where do I find more of the 2DS-chan porn
>>379320930
Booru, bucko
>>379320695
>>379320695
I'd say she was the hero because she was big and strong and american
PS2 was the villain because she was sleek and had millions of minions (all the shovelware)
and GC was like the sidekick (small, cute, comic relief)
>>379320302
>i just fucking hate that stupid robot milf suit design, its just stupid
>>379320616
I need a collection of as much switch tans with the stretched out face
there is no "competition" because Sony already won and have been winning since the beginning of the current generation. There's nothing stopping this train. Sony haters will gonna have to wait for the PS5 for a reset.
>>379295552
whoa
k*nocomf
>>379315302
>>379321353
Oh fuck me, I never noticed the gun
why does the booru have a nsfw tag when rating system already exists
>>379317210
>doggo switch
>and feels
fuck you
>>379321508
cute
>>379317210
RRRREEEE don't make good art with fakeswitch!
>>379317791
>2DS XL is just 2DS after discovering her womanhood
>>379321959
Bossing drawfags around never works my man
>>379322091
but where do we place requests?
there hasnt been a post asking for them
It's a shame we don't get more of xbone interacting with the retards.
Xbome is just smart enough to not be one of them, and would be delighted to be the smartest person around for once, and feel like a responsible, capable person for the first time in her life.
...then freak the fuck out over the lewd things the retards do that Vita taught them that they have no understanding of, and the fact CDi thinks the dudes that come up to her and use her as a fuck toy because neither she nor 2DS understand what's happening.
Someone should make some -tans into /v/ermin
>>379322380
Patience, or you could try your luck at posting a one-off request and see if anyone picks it up
This is a weekly reminder to ignore all Switchposting, hide all Switchposting, hate all Switchposting!
Thank you !
>>379321959
source is actually http://johncraft.tumblr.com/post/157922626690/for-the-release-of-the-switch-i-felt-bad-for-the
>>379322640
The hell does that mean?
This thread has a good amount of cd-i, I'm proud of you guys
>>379323145
you're missing out on the hot new circlejerk gramps
it seems tonight we're having After dark. Nice!!
>>379323581
Whose this guy that's super obsessed with after dark?
I think he showed up up a month ago and has been a annoying shit since.
>>379323581
we are still a hundred posts away, so lets not start the party too soon
>>379322797
But I hate PS4-tan
Which tan would bully 2DS?or which one is the most likely to bully her?
>>379323691
>this guy
is more than one person you know.
>>379269112
>Implying there's any victors at these shit shows
How do you seriously watch this trash OP
>>379323914
bully 2ds.
>>379324042
by using your eyes
>>379323691
>he's not in the discord
>>379324046
huh?
Quick! dump requests for artists to pick at their leisure!
>>379324418
Anon sucking PS4's dick with the caption "Make sure to take care of your consoles on a daily basis!" Ahegao is optional.
So have you all imbraced joining the Idort fanclub I promise you won't regret joining it
>>379324418
One of the switch twins teaching CD-i how to french kiss, shirts optional.
>>379324696
>>379324418
Phantom making PC uncomfortable
>>379324696
>tfw idort
>tfw I like to imagine all my devices are friends like some kind of autistic toy story
>>379323914
2DS. She'd see other Tans being mean, try and copy it in the mirror, or write a mean note, and just end up upsetting herself.
do you think we really need an after dark thread?
we survived the last couple of weeks without
>>379326056
We're not even half way through the day and this thread is almost dead.
>>379324127
>Being in a discord
It's just autism.
>>379326056
Depending if I feel like doing shit drawings on my phone of either retard, Dog, Vita or Ouya
>>379317586
Relax she's only dumping the dog for her wife's wishes
>>379326280
It's 7:30 PM over here. I dunno about Ausfags and Eurofags, but these threads usually manage to last the whole day for me.
>>379326056
afterdark is when most drawfags are in flockmod.
and the content of those drawings can be... nice.
this is not about survive.
>>379326056
No one 'needs' anything here.
After dark just gives us more time to share our stupid, absurdist humour, but with the added bonus of getting to enjoy more lewd drawings.
And, as a lover of anything that gets me more explicit art of PS4's massive funbags, I say bring on the After Dark thread!
>not wanting an after dark thread
Who are you fags and what have you done with muh /ctt/
>>379324418
a dick
so whats the likelyhood of scorp being at E3?
you know since the devkits are out and they are aiming for a holiday release
Giantess console tans
>>379324418
Vita showing Wii U a cringeworthy love card
>>379324696
What are the benefits of Joining this so called "Idortfan club"
>>379326567
>>379326056
do we need a stupid fucking thing on a fucking 18+ site that you HAVE TO SAY YES IM 18 TO?
jesus man, i remember when all the boards weren't fucking 99% blue
>>379327109
dunno man. but the thing is that for almost all drawfags right now is like 8pm
and the get pretty active around 23:00 and 4am
no 2nd thread
no tons of new stuff
and also. this page is for 18+ only. no one is asking you if you are a kid or not
we have safe or not safe for work things here.
>>379317914
Nice! Game Gear is 8 bit I think, but Master System is so much cuter than narcoleptic sis.
>>379328562
xbone in distress makes me happy for some reason.can't wait for Scorpio to start bullying her, during and after her E3 reveal
>>379317210
OK, someone help me read the tiny letters at the end.
>>379329470
>Hey, wanna see Link without his shirt?
>>379284983
Why does 360 and scorpio have shark teeth, but xbone doesn't?
>>379329678
Family line shenanigans, I don't have the pic on me illustrating it though
>>379329793
I think you mean recessive genes
>>379329678
Maybe it's a recessive gene or something.
>>379329470
Game Gear is beautiful
>>379328754
>>379328562
she's always in distress
>>379317791
>>379329027
So this is the new 2DS XL?
A sexually awakened 2ds?
I like this
>>379330263
http://i.imgur.com/6eHiFgS.png
>>379330565
W E W
>>379330565
damn you diggerkeep going
>>379330565
>>379328215
that was the point you shitfucker!
its 18+, your a fucking adult at that point, why should you be here at your fucking work console!?
you want it that bad, just use your damn phone app! again, this used to be a yellow board, why we need shit to be SFW is a fucking mistake
>>379332556
Please stop posting
Reminder that Switch is not retarded, don't believe her lies
>>379332556
Calm down kid. If you cant understand something as simple as this you should leave
>>379333092
>does this mean I fucked PC?
>>379332236
>>379333092
Did he rob her panties?
>>379332969
>>379332806
been posting longer than the two of you faggots put together
fucking 2009+ posters need to be banned
and before you ask, i started using this site in august of 2004
>>379333092
What was Vita doing wearing Wii-Us panties?
>>379333750
In my head canon only vita and wii wear shimapan
>>379333683
>lying on the internet
relax man, why are you getting so angry about having a second thread?
>>379333981
He's upset since his mom told him to go bed early. Kindergarten tomorrow
not been in these threads since switch
did you decide on a switch tan?
please dont bethe one in OP
also where are sccorpio tans?
>>379334129
you mean preschool
>>379334221
Why the hell do you ask this every damn week? Fuck off
>>379334221
Yeah, it's the redhead.
>>379334681
No, it's the twins.
>>379334221
We didn't. It's still a touchy subject. Tard has been popular lately, and doggo is a pervert magnet.
I'm all for K, though.
>>379334221
a better question is if we decided to have an afterdark or not
>>379334881
Afterdark is the comfiest shit, I'm always up for it.
>>379335061
then it's decided, oh and look at that! we are near to the afterdark thread!
>>379334831
It's because it's the most boring and easiest design to draw and drawfags can't afford to get out of their comfort zone and do same old slapstick comedy routine with it.
guess it's time to post quickly, and fill both posts and images
>>379335374
Oh come on we've got plenty of time
>>379335061
who was it that made these again? it was the bestnon-porncontent in these threads in a while
>>379335709
Mario-Grant
>>379335709
Dunno, but I agree. I particularly liked 3DS and PS4, but they're all great.
>>379269112
>Who will be the victor?
Realistically speaking? Probably PS4. MS is a vaporware, and Nintendo is probably another Mario rehash or whatever.
Anyone got a quick and simple requesty
>>379336326
CDi and 2DS playing together
or
Gameboy Micro around the size of a mouse, and everyday objects around her for scale
>>379336326
360 biting something, she needs to put those shark teeth to use
>>379336326
PC kicking U to the curb with her games in his hand
>>379336326
New 3DSXL lifting weights
>>379336326
2DS showing off a drawing she made for Vita.
>>379284740
I still like the witch design from the early days.
>little loli witch who you take around everywhere outside turns into a sexy ara-ara witch at home
>>379335786
Need more peasant xbone
>>379337986
lewd or not lewd?
>>379338061
lewd
>>379338061
Oh shit now that's a tough one
Lewd?
It's time.
>>379338218
yeesss!!!
>tfw comfortably going into after dark
Nice, now which cool guy is gonna make this thread?
>>379338331
whats after dark?
>>379338692
The late-night thread.
>actual after-dark time
It's been a while. Don't forget flocklmod in the op.
>>379337594
that design is 1 million times better!