>this is a Japanese Satan Why is this allowed?

That Japanese Satan would fuck you up in Puyo Puyo, OP.

Please don't compare serious mythological figures to nu-Blizzard's cartoon mc farlane ripoffs please

>>379264026
Diablo is a bitch nigga. Satan will fuck your shit 10 ways to Sunday.

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>>379264026
Because it's a family-friendly game?

It's the eastern equivalent to depicting Satan as a bearded guy in red onesie pajamas in the west.

Right is much more dangerous

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>>379264026
The japanese satan is smart.
Cute, charismatic, get you to accept the contract and then, well satan.

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>>379264026
that on the right is clearly a dark prince tho

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Reminder that this actually happened.

>>379264026
Right is actually less generic than left here so I am not what is your point.

Why is THIS allowed, OP?
>Casual calmly stacking his blobs wins a best of three against a Tetris god
https://youtu.be/3xAFDnT4rz0?t=1m50s

>>379265348
Is that what lead to the Mean Bean Machine?

>>379264026
Stop bullying America OP, we can't be as perfect as Japanese Satan.

>>379265491
>Anything about that match being calm for the puyo player
You have no idea how this game works.

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>>379264026
This is also a Japanese Satan.
And a serious answer is the Japs didn't want to deal with any of those portugal Missionaries and crucified them alongside their ports as a reminder to keep Christianity out. And it worked out in the long run because they're not cucked enough to let savage animals enrich their island and bomb children concerts in the modern world.

>>379264026
>>379264026
why are you allowed to exist

DISASTER!

>>379265934
>unlocking his gay alt voice
good shit

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Arle made Satan cry!

What a meanie head!

>>379266113
Poor Satan.

>>379264026
But Diablo isn't Satan. If anything, he's one seventh of Satan, but that's not actually Satan either, so even in Prime Evil mode Diablo still isn't Satan.
That's like comparing Zeus to God.

>>379264026
Because it isn't allowed. Delete this.

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>>379265782
What a damn shame that Christianity has degraded so low into such cuckholdry when it used to shield the West from the muds for so long while also being one of the main pillars of western civilization.

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>>379265782
I thought she's his daughter

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no this is

>>379264026
Is that supposed to be fucking Diablo?

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>>379266639
no this

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>>379266574
Her name is Satiana. Isn't that a big enough hint?

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>>379266721
no

>>379265782
Japan has Christianity there though, even unironically believing Jesus came to Japan after his death.

>>379264026
serious question, did puyo satan even do anything wrong?

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>>379266480
Indeed. Changes in leadership are needed.

>>379266786
hehe boobies

>>379266827
he stole perfect waifu material rulue

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>>379264026
This is also a Japanese Satan. I don't know why this is allowed, I'm just glad it is.

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>>379266781
Maybe but why does she have a Scottish surname?

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>>379266721
>>379266786
Here ya go.

>>379266786
That shit is cringy to look at and what's with
>>379266721
Having nails in his hands? I thought only Christ was nailed on the cross.

>>379266953
so he just wanted some tang

>>379267009
>Cringy
Nigga I'm also 12!

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>>379266962
That's a good question. Maybe we will find out in the future.

>>379266574
So what what you are is is that Satan owns a bakery?

>>379266796
But the population is just so low. Just like the Durka Durka's which is .00 something. Christianity never really got a big enough foothold in the tojo islands and when it tried the Shintoist saturated land would push back.

>>379266992
That's not Satan

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>>379267136
I'd say amen to that but I think that counts as blasphemy.

>implying most American Satans are good

that dumb metal album cover shit everyone does is for kids.
the most terrifying and haunting portrayal of Satan came from a fucking claymated children's movie for fuck's sake.

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yes and this is a japanese Jack the ripper

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>>379266781
>>379266574
>>379265782
This fang shit is obnoxious.

>>379264026
Yeah, and a lot of times in the west satan is literally just a dude with a goatee and tophat. Your point?

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>>379266992
>not this

>>379267445
And Disney.

>>379267487
It's cute faggot

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>this is a western satan

>>379264372
t. Rulue

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>this is Polish hell

>>379264026
Because left isn't scary and right is cute

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>>379267398
It's okay. Nu-Christianity is nothing but >>379266480 type of Faggotry and cuckholdry. Just try and remember the happier times like when we retook Jerusalem from the stinking muds. Or how we subdued the barbarious Danes from consuming England through the words of Christ.

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>>379267563
It's stupid and needs to die

>>379264026
Diablo got thicc

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>>379264026
Best devil with best motivation to be evil.

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You're all smalltime. THIS is Satan.

>>379267681
is there anything more autistic than /pol/tards roleplaying as crusaders? this is brony-tier faggotry

>>379267685
shit taste

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and this is Japanese vampire

>>379267798
>everything related to history is /pol/
You are absolutely retarded /v/edditor. Way to completely ignore the entire point of the post. Neck yourself you fucking muppet.

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>>379267445
>Who are you?
>>An angel
>What is your name?
>>Satan

>>379267902
triggered

>>379267681
But England got its shit pushed in and was cucked by the Danes for a hundred years before they managed to drive them off.

>>379266962
>Kurumizawa

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>>379267850
But that's not a vampire. That's just a girl with wings on her head.
This is a Polish vampire.

I wish to fuck Leahblo.

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>>379268079
>mcdowell

>>379268172
>second name

>>379268039
>H-ha A-A-ARE YOU TTT-TT-TRIGGERED YET /POL/?!
Kill yourself
>>379268067
Yes the English Anglo's were trying everything to push back the Danes but it wasn't until they decided to try converting some godless Pagan's in the ways of Christ is when it worked. Sure majority still stayed but the hordes of the Danes hellbent on conquering went home while the converted remained as farmers and carpenters.

>>379264026
Because Japanese ain't Christians and they treat Christianity, like Smite treats Hinduism. As a complete foreign object, of which you can utilise lulzy stories.

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>>379268172
Why is she always so Smug? I wanna bully Satiana and seeing her always smug nakes me wanna bully her some more.

>>379267681
>Just try and remember the happier times like when we retook Jerusalem from the stinking muds. Or how we subdued the barbarious Danes from consuming England through the words of Christ.
>we
Speak for yourself, I don't even believe in God.

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>>379268441
That's what makes her great.

>>379268547
No it's her adorable tooth that mskes her great.

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>>379267445
this

>>379268320
not only do you sound extremely triggered, you actually admitted you're a /pol/poster

>>379266113
It's alright, Arly will come around one of these days.

>>379268739
There's nothing wrong with /pol/

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euro satan
>looks evil
>pretends to be serious and all
>actually wants good things for you, gives you free will and frees you from the hands of dictator
>without him, you'd be no different from any other animal, nothing more than animated part of garden of eden

i'd take it over anime satan like kyubey that's all cute and then monkey paw mode, you're completely and utterly fucked

>>379269152
It's like just your opinion.

>>379269261
Yeah. Those are my two favorite depictions of the devil.
Either
>Immortal being that doesn't follow human emotions, standards, morals, uses the creations of god as a means to an end
or
>Embodiment of sin, impurity, evil, but also the leading force of freedom and the only thing keeping the world from complete stagnation.

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>>379269152
I'd be inclined to believe that if you said that before the presidential race

>>379267456
Two nukes weren't enough.

>>379267445
Twain satan is cheating. Everyone knows it's the most genuine satan.

>>379265782
>>>379265782
actual retard lol!

>>379264026
>Left
Edgy garbage

>right
Cute, pleasant to look at

I know what I prefer.

>>379268793
Where's our precious Carbunny?

>Bullying Satan-kun

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>>379269464
You mean before 2014?

>>379267850

looks more like a ninja

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>>379268102
This is a UK vampire

>>379270240

remove phoneposters

>>379268441
Don't you bully Satania enough, Raph?

>>379270616
That's why it's Japanese.

>>379267672
>No toilets anywhere to clean
It would be like being a mexican with no home depot to stand out in front of to do day laboring.

>>379267681
>>379268067
>>379268320

Not only are you Americans talking about a period of History you know fuck all about, you also get everything purposely wrong.

The Danelaw wasn't "The danes fucking over the Anglo-Saxons" it was "The Danes fucking over the useless kings of Northumbria"

Also, the Danes, though about half Pagan and Half Christian, didn't give a royal shit about the Anglo-Saxons being Christian, and even helped fund a few churches.

Fuck me you /pol/tards are stupid

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>>379267850
It looks like she has heard and accepted the words of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)!

So be patient. Indeed, the promise of ALLAH is truth – Quran 30:60

>>379271434
Go initiate your self destruct sequence elsewhere goat fucker. Nobody needs a truck of peace around here.

>>379269427
My favorite is the Satan that professes faith in people themselves, even if he doesn't really mean it

Let's be real, there's no Satan in any literature, Bible included, that has a rap sheet like God's. In fact I've never heard of Satan ever DOING anything to anybody unless you count the dead -- whom God killed, judged and sentenced

I kind of miss edgy evil Satan, but if you follow the Satanic Church at all they are possibly the most reasonable religion around. Whatever bumfuck state passed a law requiring aborted fetuses to be buried, and the Satanists brought the state to court. Their argument was that burial practice is a religious matter and the state can't tell them how to practice their religion. Makes sense, and as far as I know it worked. I thought it was cool of them.

>>379264026
It's not Christian Satan, stupid, it's just a powerful dude in the Madou-verse named Satan.

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>came into this thread hoping it would be a puyo thread
>it's an /int/ and /gis/ shitflinging session again
Damn it, OP.

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>>379266992
get that third party shit out of here