so this is the new Lara Croft

whens jolie

>>379262662
That bitch looks like the missing link. Neanderthal forehead havin' ho.

>>379262714
She's even flatter now.

Isn't that Daisy Ridley from the new Star Wars movies?

someone feed her she gonna starve to death

>>379262981
flat is the best

>>379263040
Faggot or dyke detected.

Still looks better than plastic fantastic Jolie.

>Honestly, if you're attracted to women with plastic surgery you have problems.

>>379263131
>liking cowtits
underage detected

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>>379263174
Tits make the world go around, they're big soft and suckable, and what makes a woman a woman. Stop being envious because you will never achieve big tits.

>>379262662

it's hard to say who's the stick in that picture

>>379262662
>Lara Cloth

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>>379262662
>those skinny legs
She probably has an awful ass too. NuLara is way hotter than that.

>>379262662
Which one of the boards?

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She's not even holding that plank of wood in a way that would allow her to hit someone with it.

>>379263640
Looks fine for thrusting to me.

>>379263473
I still think Nu-Lara needs more leg and glutes. She's doing a crap load of legwork all the time. The first game is forgivable, but the second game should give her the thunder thighs and mega ass. She's going to need those tree tunk legs if she ever wants to fight a man without that fucking climbing pick of hers. Old Lara would literally kick dudes to sleep.

She looks so fragile
My friend said he would just slap her onto the ground and rape her haha I didn't say that btw he did haha

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>video game movie so it's gonna suck anyway
>the actress isn't even hot, so theres no reason to see it even for eye candy

Also holy shit her thighs are skinny

>>379263695
You're joking, right? She's not going to hurt anyone with a thrust from something like that. It looks too fat to get a good thrust out of, as well.

>>379263876
Let me see you get poked in the face with a stick and say that dumb shit. Fucking armchair warrior.

>>379263695
She sure does, hehehehe

...

Fuck, no she doesn't, really. She's fugly as shit.

>>379262662
>that jawline

It's like half her face is babylike.

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>>379262662

She's so politically beautiful

WHERE'S THE TITS, JERRY?

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>>379264002
She's barely got a good grip on it with either hand. You could kick it straight up and it's going to go flying. She's going to wiff with it for sure if someone rushed her in that position.