>4 days until E3

APE ESCAPE 4
WATCH OUT, BLOODBORNE AND NAUGHTY DOG FAGS

Sly 5. C'mon. Finish the Cooper's story.

ANIMAL CROSSING
WATCH OUT, METROID AND PIKMIN FAGS

Devil May Cry 5 won't happen.

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What will he do for E3?

>>379262695
I hope sony quits on these furfag games, we need more with an actual deep and compelling stories

Who here is ready for the stream of the BubbleBowl episode?

>>379262739
shut up shut up shut up shut uip shutp uip

Ape Escape 4 will happen.

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>>379262770
I was supossed to study for an important exam.

supposed is a big word.

>>379262780
Fuck you.
Sly Cooper >>> The Last Of Us

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>>379262770
He'll say another great one liner like "My body is ready" " What's wrong with you" or "Play. The. Game" when interviewed by one of the live streams.

>>379262931
The Last of Us sold record breaking numbers and received multiple ten out of tens. Sorry anon. You aren't getting a new Sly Cooper for the same reason you're not getting a good Zelda game ever again.

>>379262931
you cant say with a straight face that thieves in time was good

Don't fuck this up Nintendo

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Let's do this /v/

>FAVOURITE COMPANY
>HOPES
>EXPECTATIONS
>FEARS

>>379262770
I bet he's gonna announce Mother 3 and a new Metroid for Switch

>>379262572
5 days for anything important

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>>379263038
>>379263104
The fucks made me wait 8 years for Sly 4 and decided to put a cliffhanger at the end. Give me Sly 5 and finish the story.

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
None, they all go to shit eventually
>HOPES
Good J&D, Sly, R&C
Good horror games
Vanquish sequel
ww2 games revival
>EXPECTATIONS
none
>FEARS
New J&D made by Naughty Dog
More Fallout from Bethesda

>>379263230
>>EXPECTATIONS
>>FEARS
/v/ becomes completely impossible to post on because every stupid console-buying weeaboo retard here doubles down on their stupid toy fights because of nintendo's new tablet, repeatedly spewing stupid objectively false bullshit and gloating about games that either won't release before 2020 or will turn out to be absolutely fucking garbage just like other m or starfox, and by clogging the catalog with "WE WON WE WON WEE WOM BE BUM" threads for some of the most miserable E3 conferences in fucking years.

>>379262780
I hope authors stop writing children's books. we need more books with actual deep and compelling stories.

I predict something related to social justice will happen, and /v/ will complain and make a dozen threads about it.

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>>379262572
ARMORED CORE 6
S O O N

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>>379262770
Work starts 19th so I've got the whole week free and I can spend all my time shitposting here ans watching E3. Gonna go get some sweets from Sweden on tuesday before EA starts. I'm fucking ready.

>>379263634
Dude...

Microsoft is going to be hilariously terrible, if those minority trailers are any indication

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>>379263729
THEY'LL ANNOUNCE IT THIS YEAR
I'M SURE OF IT
LET ME HOPE ;_;

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>>379263634
If they don't let me Rp as White Glint, or Berlioz, or fucking nine balls I'm gonna bomb Namico and From to the fucking ground

>>379263905
>another 4/4A dodgefest
pls no
I'd rather take a fixed VD with White Glint parts available

>>379262572
hoping to see some code vein with better sound fx

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>>379263634
>All this Souls shit
>Have to beg to get their true nature of making games that they were good
A man can dream

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>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Nintendo
>HOPES
Animal Crossing, Odyssey, Metroid, F-Zero, Zelda DLC, Pokemon, Chibi Robo
>EXPECTATIONS
Odyssey is the majority of the direct, Zelda DLC, Animal Crossing, Pikmin, Splatoon 2
>FEARS
Wii U ports and too much talking about Splatoon/ARMS

>>379262572
6 days until the only conference that matters.

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
It doesn't matter. Probably fatlus but they don't do big E3s.
>HOPES
Return of the slow "comfy" threads.
>EXPECTATIONS
Disappointments, people to laugh at. Caramel and fib btfo.
>FEARS
When everything is going so well but then something goes wrong and I end up giving everyone Cs.
This usually happens every year while waiting for a stream to start but then some pessimist ruins everything. Like >>379263598

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>>379263986
>Not liking going fast
Mate come on

>>379263413
>Vanquish sequel
Anon...

>>379263549
Unironically though. 20 somethings shouldn't be reading the fucking hunger games and taking it seriously

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I know EA and Ubi will be full of pandering and SJW shit but I hope Microsoft can still control themselves and keep this trash out of their conference

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>>379264414
Nothing wrong with going fast, but 4/4A didn't really feel like ACs since there was no energy management or anything that made the older games, you just spammed boost and rifles and won everything. Or are you going to claim fighting this piece of shit was fun. AC designs are godtier though.

>>379263549
Those make money. Most deep and compelling story books start raking in the cash only long time after the books have been out, so authors obviously go where the money is, unless they find books a passion.

>>379263230
>Atlus
>cyberpunk 2077 gets showcased, Re;fantasy gets a trailer
>It wont because both games are too early in development
>no new announcements for sony

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExaAYIKsDBI

>>379263230
Nintendo
Metroid remake
shitposts
Treehouse streams being dull as fuck like last year

>>379263230
>Company
Platinum
>Hopes
F-Zero, Animal Crossing Switch, a good laugh out of TES6, Mayo 3
>Expectations
Ubishit showing [Game] WITH GUNS, Bethesda making blunders again, Microsoft with a one guy audience, Shitendo showing the same games again, AMIIBO
>Fears
TES6 is exactly what we expect it to be, no Animal Crossing on Switch, paid online on P2P Switch games, more new 3DS games no one wanted, Sony brutally murdering another series, Microsoft actually winning money with the Scorpio

>>379262780
too bad those games have the best stories as well

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>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
I have favorite products and services, but not favorite companies

>HOPES
Metroid Prime Federation Force 2

>EXPECTATIONS
Metroid Other M 2

>FEARS
Metroid Prime 4 developed by Retro.

>>379262572
DESTROY ALL HUMANS REMASTER

>>379264623
The indie segment is going to be amazing.

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>>379264652
I mained a plasma only core with everything being plans based

He wasn't hard to me
Final mission White Glint in 4 on the other hand was literally impossible

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Based Nintendo

>HOPES
Nintendomination

>EXPECTATIONS
Nintendomination

>FEARS
No one realizes how great based Nintendo's conference was

>>379262780
I'd read a book if I wanted a good story.

I don't read books.

>>379263230
What's with this image? There's like 3 Spring Mans. Also did /v/ finally forget about Wonderful 101?

>>379265065
I had to cheese CUBE with missiles since rifles couldn't hit him and if I ever went too close he just melted me in place. Funny that I never had any problems with the Fall, but damn if it wasn't a fine last mission. From knows how to make good final bosses.

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This is the year.

NEW DK GAME FOR SWITCH. OR JUST PORTS OF TF AND RETURNS

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>>379263230
I'll just post this instead.

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>get hyped every year
>only end up buying like one of the games for 75% off every year
Why do I keep bothering?

>>379262572

Are you the same person every year who does these threads?

>>379263230
MOUNT FUCKING BLADE 2 NIGGA
fucking release date
No release date
Radio silence, never ever

>>379263413
are you retarded?

>>379265715
>Acknowledgement that Fallout 4 was shit

Why would you acknowledge something that isn't true?

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>>379262572

(HOPEFULLY) FINAL VERSION, NOW WITH DEVOLVER DIGITAL TOO

Warning: http://www.e3countdown.com/ still hasn't updated their Bethesda conference time (9 PM instead of 7 PM), and they don't have Devolver.
Warning: http://e3countdown.weebly.com/times.html still has an outdated timetable (wrong Bethesda time, no Devolver).

>>379266051
>every dingle year, I miss Sony
Stupid faggots why do they always hold their show at 3AM where I live

>>379265983
ok Bethesdrone.

>>379262931
>>379263549
>>379264909
>>379265161
dumb fucks, that was so obvious bait I can't believe you actually felt for it. 1/10 see me after class.

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>>379266051
>Sony at 4 AM
Fuck it, I'm not going to miss their show this year. Shitposting is more important than sleep.

>>379266537
pass the template, yo

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>>379264065
>not hoping for pikmin

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>>379266634

>>379266690
tank

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>>379266051
FUCK YOU BETHESDA
FUCK YOU DEVOLVER
FUCK YOU SONY

WHY CANT YOU DO YOUR SHOWS AT A NORMAL TIME?

>>379265715
>>379266537
I don't do these any more. It's too depressing.
>predict Ubisoft down as being shit, as does most of /v/
>we all do a 180 when Watch Dogs releases
>Watch Dogs releases and it comes full circle, it really was a shit game and therefore a shit presentation but the presentation is already two years in the past
It was also the last straw for Ubisoft, I am honestly not even going to watch the presentation and I have a feeling they're even going to fuck up South Park somehow.

>>379266836
>>we all do a 180 when Watch Dogs releases
Watch Dogs reveals, I meant to say.

>>379265437
This is the only thing that will save E3. I've got high hopes but it's probably just because I played the games for the first time this year.

>Everything I read online says E3 is next Tuesday
>/v/ says Sunday

What the fuck am I missing?

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>Exam period started
>Can't stay up all night because exams are early morning

>>379266836
I hope they don't fuck South Park up, Obsidian did a good job with SOT.

>>379267008
A couple of nobody conferences

>>379267008
EA conference is on June 10, and so on.

>>379267008
E3 technically starts next tuesday, but over here we call "E3" all of the public, live streamed conferences that come before E3 even opens.

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>>379262572
There's only one thing I wanna see in the Sony presentation.

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>>379267035
you too?

well, i'm lucky , exam are just after E3.

gonna study and watching E3 at the same time.

E3? Expectations?
MOOOOOOOOOUUNNTTTTTTTT AND BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I keep telling myself they are going to give us atleast a release date on E3, but thats probably just wishful thinking...

>>379267008
The conferences are always early, the actual expo technically starts Tuesday.
To be honest, the conferences are always fake hype bullshit, but at least it reveals some of the games. Starting Tuesday is when we actually get to see gameplay of close-to-release games on the expo floor.

>>379262838
Thought this semester was over?..

Please just give me a new Pikmin.

>>379263104
It wasn't as good as the original games, but it was good in its own right.

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>>379267217
not in France.

You didn't notice the crappy english?

I'm hoping Nintendo reveals a couple interesting games for release this year, otherwise I'm not getting a Switch until next year. Not letting myself buy one over ports either, as much as I loved MK8 and Smash.

fill me in lads,

what is e3

BONERLORD

FUCKING

WHEN

FUCKING

WHEN

HOLY

FUCK

FUCKING

WHEN

HOLY

FUCK

>>379267292
Shitposting

>>379267292
Literally and unironically close your browser and never come back my friend

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>>379267157
Don't do it anon, it won't work out. I tried it once, and barely scraped a passing grade.

>tfw always say I'll study the whole year
>end up studying a week before

>>379267217
Not him but I have exams from the 12th of june to the 14th.
I hate this

>>379267224
Fuck Pikmin, give us Animal Crossing or Metroid.

You've already got Hey! Pikmin on the way anon, don't be greedy!

>>379262618
>>379262695
And Parpapa 3

>>379267270
I'm from los angeles, we aren't very bright here. (I literally forgot that people from other countries post here.)

>>379267346
>giving a shit about e3
>falling for obvious bait
Perhaps it is you whomst've should leave and never return, friend.

>>379267082
>>379267105
>>379267120
>>379267209
I see. I'm less concerned of having to be a wagecuck on Sunday then. Thanks, anons.

>>379267336
this
taleworlds said they were going to do something crazy for e3
release date????????????

Numale of War needs to show some compelling gameplay because so far the only thing has going for it is environmental design which might be bullshotting anyway. Not that I expect it to be good, I just don't want every Sony game to turn in TLoU.

I also want the Dark Fantasy meme to end. If From's new game is BB2 I'm going to drink myself to sleep (unless is the the Good Squid's adventure in inner space land).

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>>379267082
>A couple of nobody conferences
>EA, Microsoft, Bethesda
>nobodies
>he cares about the "actual" E3

I try to stream it every year, but I'm very sensitive to cringe so I often end up needing to mute it most of the time to avoid suffering a cringe aneurysm.

>>379267498
Imagine the shitstorm if some buy from Taleworlds just came out, after finishing the presentation and was like:

>Hey, you liked what you saw?
>You can download it right now from Steam
>Das rite, Bannerlord is oficially released

If only

>>379267463
You're saying he shouldn't give a shit about E3, in an E3 thread. Perhaps it is YOU who should fuck off, "friend"

>>379267530
The actual E3 really is better, though. Not some memey trailers and pre-recorded gameplay of games that aren't releasing for another year. You might get some real gameplay on the floor demos.

tak fuji

>>379267336
they all died in the coup last year, the government has been "weekend at Bernies" it the whole time, releasing already finished updates, spacing it out trying so people won't panic

>>379267498
>>379267586
More like they come out, say "this is the battle system, again, ain't it cool lookin'"

"alright see you next year"

>>379267569
I do that too, I often just mute it until I see the next presentation come up, then decide if I need to mute again. It used to be funny with the Kinect stuff, but now it's all just too much even ironically.

The Last of Us 2 on PC PogChamp

>>379267530
>EA Microsoft and Bethesda
>NOT nobodies
Nah, you're a retard

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>>379267451
Are you telling me you can succeed in LA even if you speak Engrish?

>>379267591
Name 10 good things about E3, """friend""", it's just a bunch of shitty overhyped AAA games and >muh gaymer culture

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>>379267663
His game will never be as entertaining as him.

>>379267569
>>379267737
HIGHWAY
TO THE
DANGER ZONE

>The actual E3 really is better, though

its literally not

Hey guys I'm from the future. Here's how it's going to go down.

>30 minutes of FFVII Remake gameplay. Honey Bee Inn/cross dressing section featured prominently. Cloud has a Lightning wig.
>Monster Hunter announced as an XBox One exclusive
>Ubisoft makes a record breaking 34 Trump references during their presentation
>Half Life logo. Everyone will lose their shit. Turns out it's Orange Box HD remaster for the PS4. A literal riot breaks out.
>Demon's Souls II and Bloodborne II in simultaneous development
>Undertale announced as Switch console exclusive
>PS Home VR announced. It's basically PS Home, but with VR support
>Devil May Cry 5 logo is shown briefly. But it shows DmC Dante. Everyone is confused.

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>>379267992

>>379268075
But will there be a new Rayman?

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>>379267929

>>379267992
Yeah, it's really fun watching pre-recorded gameplay of pre-downgraded Asscreed every year. I hate actual gameplay too.

>Dragons Dogma 2
>Battle Network return
>Jak X has online, or Jak X 2
>Wild release date
>Warhawk 2
>Skate 4
>Spider-Man gameplay & Release date
>3D metroid
>Sega does something unrelated to Sonic

>>379268075
>30 minutes of FFVII Remake gameplay. Honey Bee Inn/cross dressing section featured prominently. Cloud has a Lightning wig.
Nu/v/ is gonna freak.

But where is Tifa? Buy or not depends on this, and a lot of anger too.

>>379265191
People drew Spring Man

Take a shot every time a speaker mistakenly waits for applause and someone in the crowd goes "woo" after a couple of seconds to break the awkward silence.

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Bonus points for DD2 and MH not XX anywhere

>>379267683
>s-sorry I can't let you know that
>I can't show you that yet
>soon
>in player hands this year
>eheheheheh

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>>379268679
GC VCC? Nigga, just plug your GC to your CRT.

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>>379263230
>>379262572
ITS TIME

FOR SILENT HILLS: DEATH STRANDING, FEATURING SOLIDUS SNAKE

>>379268679
>Bethesda
>What i wanted: Truth
>What i expected: Lies
knowing bethesda i dont that this is a joke anymore

>>379268494
I don't know why they ever wait for applause during a press conference. I know it's America, but the organisers should surely know that all the "press" are bloggers that will be too busy tweeting to clap?

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>>379262572
Persona 5 on Switch

>>379268786
Fuck you I want to play Viewtiful Joe on the go.

>>379268927
lol, buy a PS4, cuck.

>>379268836
E3 is a perfect showcase of how out of touch most executives are with their audience.

>>379268946
"Viewtiful Joe? What's that?"
-Nintendo

CUPHEAD FUCKING WHEN

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>>379269027
"BLOCKED"
-Hideki Kamiya

>>379268789
HOLY FUCK /v/

>>379269141
It's being turned into a real game instead of a memey 40 minute boss rush, give it time.

>>379268789
>Ryan gosling as one of the aborted snakes of LET
REAL HUMAN BEAN

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>>379269008
I won't have to

>>379268789
Jesus christ

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Warioware for Switch, please

>>379269969
How about an actual wario game?

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>>379262572

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>>379270094
I wish but my hopes aren't high enough.

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Spyro remake WILL be at E3

Bluepoint games said to be remaking a Playstation classic
http://www.psu.com/news/32796/bluepoint-games-remaking-playstation-classic

>Developer Bluepoint Games has confirmed that it’s chiseling away on a new remake project, according to a job listing on its official website. The studio, who is perhaps best known to PlayStation gamers as the company responsible for the Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection and Gravity Rush Remastered, emphasised that the title is being aimed to ‘please the masses,’ suggesting the project will be a much-loved IP.

No Skylanders Game this year
http://skylanderscharacterlist.com/activisions-plans-for-skylanders-in-2017/

>“In addition, as Thomas mentioned, the Skylanders franchise will not have a full game console release this year, but we will continue to engage the community and drive player investment through new toys and digital content.” ~ Dennis Durkin, Activision Blizzard CFO

Classic Spyro and Crash statues being made by First 4 Figures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBqdNMKUFbQ

>It is truly an honor to now be working with Activision to bring you fantastic Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon collectibles! Make sure you join our F4F Official Collectors Club to see all the behind the scenes development process

Spyro included in pic on Playstation Netherlands Facebook page
http://comicbook.com/gaming/2017/05/17/report-could-we-be-getting-a-spyro-the-dragon-remastered-trilogy/

Crash was first teased with tweet from Playstation Middle East
http://www.psu.com/news/29328/Crash-Bandicoot-is-most-wanted-person-says-PlayStation-Middle-East

Spyro WILL return at E3, screencap this

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>>379266690
Thanks senpai

>>379262572
Why is the Sony conference always on in the middle of the fucking night in Europe?! We are their biggest market and most loyal customers, they should at least consider an earlier time.

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Microsoft
>HOPES
Crackdown this year
>EXPECTATIONS
Mediocre conference like last year
>FEARS
Crackdown next year
>DREAMS
Playground does a game like Blur or Split/Second

>>379270434
>sony
>caring about customers
HAH

>>379270596
We hope you'll enjoy this new epic gam- movie!

>>379270434
Maybe that's the whole point. They want to expand US sales just like Nintendo wants to sell more in the EU and that's why their conference is at 6pm here.
But that's just a theory. I don't mind it because NEET life.

>>379266424
3D cartoony action adventure games is probably the most misunderstood and most underrated genre in vidya so he might as well have been serious

>>379263104
it was unironicall better than the first three
unlike the first game it actually had humor, it had the most content and from a technical standpoint it was the best game which led to it having the best graphics, sounds and most fluid gameplay
and the thing with the different Sly ancestors was a great gimmick

>>379270985
All these cartoony shit games like Knack, Yooka Laylee or Remake & Cuck were terrible though so if Sony tells Sucker Punch to make a Sly game I'll be disappointed as fuck.

Sucker Punch should either make another InFamous or a superhero movie.

>>379271226
I meant superhero game!

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>>379262780
The last of us is muh favourite game cos its very deep and it make me cry everytime

Crash and Spyro is kiddy shit, there's no guns or diversity

>>379262572
>20 minutes until Pokémon Direct
WAKE ME UP

Red Dead Redemption 2 is all I am looking forward to.

>>379271226
Ratchet & Clank remake was great despite being underfunded by Sony and it being handicapped by the movie.
Nobody here claimed that Knack and Yooka Laylee were great.

Also Sucker Punch didn't make Sly 4 and also won't make Sly 5 so I don't know what's you're talking about, neither will ND make Jak 4.

When I talk about 3D cartoony action adventure games I talk about Ratchet, Jak and Sly, those games were/are great at everything, even multiplayer when they had one.

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>>379268789
MUH

>>379265749
She is blind and that is her helpfull loyal doggo?

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY

microsoft pls no bully

>HOPES

New IP that isn't retarded or obvious money-grubbing. Strong showing for Crackdown 3 and Sea of Thieves. Monster Hunter multiplat announcement. Halo 5 campaign DLC following Locke and the Arbiter doing separate covert missions to the soundtrack of Superfly.

>EXPECTATIONS

Overwhelmingly centered around the Scorpio. New games will be announced and known properties will look fine, but Microsoft will once again lack a critical mass of games to make people give a shit about their platform relative to Sony or Nintendo. My next console will probably not be a Scorpio, and instead probably be a Switch so long as Nintendo has a good conference and solid holiday bundles.

>FEARS

Microsoft goes into full Jew mode since they haven't seen return on Phil's vision. Phil isn't there and is instead replaced by some unknown bean counter announcing price hikes for Xbox Live memberships and a $500 Scorpio MSRP. Much of the presentation centers around a proprietary deal Microsoft made with EA sports to get Madden and FIFA to be timed exclusive in some capacity. The new Microsoft IP is a derivative hero shooter rife with microtransactions. Cuphead still has no release date, Sea of Thieves is overwhelmingly one dimensional with puttering around on your ship being the only thing to do. Crackdown 3 has massive performance problems. Halo Gears Forza still dominates the last third of the conference and people walk out before the end.

You can tell this is a make-or-break E3 for Microsoft when my Fears section is a huge paragraph of stuff that's not too far removed from reality.

was thinking if i should go to the sony e3 theater event in my bloodborne cosplay.
you guys think its a fun idea?

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>>379266690
Thanks for the template.

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
From Software
>HOPES
new King's Field VR game this year
>EXPECTATIONS
probably a new game in 1-2 years
>FEARS
nothing from From Software

>>379272212
She has diabetes and the dog detects if her blood sugar is too high or low. Supposedly it worked, even brings juice or candy to her if she needs it. Magic doggo.

>>379268789
Sorry to disappoint but we know the story already.

Del Toro and Reedus are both people who extend their life by sucking the life from other beings (the baby). Mads is part of an organisation who track them down and stop it. Mads captures both and dumps them in situations for shits and giggles. Reedus is dumped in a land where everything is dead and his tube thing is removed so he can't get life by draining anything he finds. Toro is dumped in a war landscape and is hunted down

Or some shit like that. Hackjimbos typical "muh war is bad" and "muh planet is being killed" terrible cliched story. I shit you not.

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>>379272379
are you an Idort? If you want to be just be like pic related

>>379262770
he's gonna use every single opportunity in an interview to half-answer the question with complete marketing bullshit like he always does

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Idort here

is anyone else worried about the way Sony is pushing their first parties to make games?

it seems like everyone is trying to be Naughty Dog and make Last of Us clones now...

like fucking God of War is now a fucking narrative driven game

>>379273991
Yeah, it is disappointing. Basically all their first party games are movie games now.

>>379266051
Terrible. I want the classic look!

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Unironically Nintendo
>HOPES
BoTW DLC, better version of the switch, new Luigi's Mansion, list of GCN VC titles
>EXPECTATIONS
Pokemon
>FEARS
More Metroid canibalization.

>>379262572
TEEVEE

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You're going to buy my new game, right?

Time for the worst E3 ever.

>>379274621
SPORTS

Pikmin 4 please
And many Switch games in general

>>379274879
COWADOOTY

This 6 means that cp2077 will release late this year or early next.

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Sony Nintendo
>HOPES
Literally anything from Japan Studio. An action game from Itsuno. More Death Stranding info.
From Nintendo I'd like them to take a new Metroid game seriously. Something Wario related would be nice.
>EXPECTATIONS
Something new from From seems obvious. Half of the same trailers from last year.
>FEARS
It ends with me not being interested in a single game.

PEACE DAY NEVER CAME

>>379273187
Its confirmed false, the anon that said that apologized on reddit

>>379273187
>falling for a fake leak with no supporting proof
Retard alert

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>yfw his next masterpiece is LOST KINGDOMS III

>>379262572
Is this a new meme?

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I miss something ?

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>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
capcom
>HOPES
REmake 2 release date
>EXPECTATIONS
they wont announce anything about it
>FEARS
they announce it but it's a 3rd person coop shooter

>>379264623
Jesus Christ I looked this up. They have a video for Women, LGBTQ, Blacks, and Latinos. Holy shit talk about pandering bullshit.

>>379274675
Fuck off todd

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>want to watch E3
>for the first time ever, I have a date.
>mfw they want to watch it with me

I've made it.

>>379263230
>Nintendo
>Animal Crossing Switch, Mario Odyssey footage, promising 2018 lineup in general
>No AC Switch
>Something stupid ala Federation Force.

Also Yoshida better fucking fix White Mage and address it at the live letter.

Prospero

L4D3

Ricochet 2*

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>>379280425
Stop hurting me, anon.

>hopes for E3
NEW WARIOWARE
NEW WARIOLAND
NEW WARIOANYTHING

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>>379269325
How was that Pokemon Switch hype working out for ya

L O L

>>379263230
Streum on studios
Extreme let downs.
Moderate let downs.
Mediocre waste of time.

>>379262572
I can't wait for the release of Team Fortress 2!

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>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Bethesda

>HOPES
For their new game to be announced

>EXPECTATIONS
It will come out this year

>FEARS
Nothing, I will buy their game either way

>>379262695
Sly games have gotten progressively worse though.

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>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Nintendo
>HOPES
E3 will be good
>FEARS
E3 will be shit
>EXPECTATIONS
E3 will be good but /v/ will say it's shit

>>379280687
I didn't expect a Pokemon game first year, Game Freak rarely jump on new platforms so soon. I always expected it to be 2018 since Zelda and Mario are releasing this year.

>>379281641
I want the story to finish.

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>>379280657
>Game and Wario DX

>>379268789
Cool fanfic

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Updated the Nintendo section of my report card.

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>>379282030
i swear to fucking god

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>>379282356
>what I wanted
>Knack 2

>>379267878
Most people in LA can't speak English.

>>379262572
DRINKING GAMES WHERE

what are you fellow GAMERS going to snack on during E3?

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r8

>>379279774
Why is Devil May Cry trending?

>>379283957
Chips, coke, ice cold tea, pringles sour cream and onion, possibly tears. Haven't decided if I want to eat stuff from fast food joints or to heat up some instant ramen.

>>379285109
5

>>379283957
La croix, chips and tendies

>>379285637
Why do people think DMC 5 is more possible in this E3 though?

>>379282030
>Can't play Gamer

Gamer was the dopest shit, I'm saddened in Game and Wario they just didn't do 5 levels of that shit.

>>379285867
>Why do people think DMC 5 is more possible in this E3 though?

Nothing people got hyped for last year actually got debunked, and Itsuno is announcing a new game this year.

Also Capcom has a "unannounced major title" for this fiscal year. ie something for Q1 2018 like RE7.

>>379283957
Meatbread and vodka

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I'm holding off buying an Xbone until I see the Scorpio, if it ends up being shit I'll just go ahead and get an Xbone S. Keeping an eye out for any interesting games for PS4. Don't care what Nintendo does but they seem to be doing good things for their fans this year too. I'm expecting this to be a well rounded E3 with no bad conferences excluding EA & Ubisoft.

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>>379266690

>>379286006
>it is just Dragon's Dogma

>>379280425
>not taking him to the movies for E3
Come on senpai, step it up
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/campaigns/2017/e3experience/

>>379286536
>just

Dragon's Dogma is yuge.

>>379286006

Which is listed as devil may cry series.

Bosh confirmed last july after the pahinko fiasco its happening and rueben and the gang spent last may at capcom japan

Shit. I need to sort out my sleeping pattern for the conferences.

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>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
HAHAHAHA, none
>HOPES
a good new horror game
a good new open world
news about cyberpunk 2077 and red dead
something about bloodborne 2
>EXPECTATIONS
none
>FEARS
clownfiesta ubisoft, amiibo and no games ninendo, movies and remastered sony, 599$ scorpio and no new ip microsoft.

>>379286629
>him
right on the mark senpai, guess it is /v/ though.

Wanna go see GoTG2 with him after. Shit gonna be cash.

>Last 3 years were full of vaporware and lies
>The only decent developer left (Rockstar) never attends E3 because it's for faggots and liars.
>People still pretend E3 matters

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>>379287126
>him
you're not gay, are you anon?

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>>379287430

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>>379263230
>>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Still Valve goddamnit!

>>HOPES
Battlefront 2 being the best
Mount and Blade: Bannerlord being an improvement over Warband

>>EXPECTATIONS
A few good games here and there

>>FEARS
Bannerlord flop

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>>379287716

Now bear with me for a second, I'm not the #1 Star Wars fan or anything but I think SW:BF2 will steal the show. So much hype I've seen around here, also, all over the internet.

>>379288913
Amy Hennig's SW game might pull the upset if it's revealed in full

That Pokemon Direct was a wake-up call, companies don't think the same way consumers do and they never will. Hyped no more.

>tfw you would like to watch conferences but you also have to mantain normie face to your colleagues so you have to go to a pub because of anniversar my boss has

kill me

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>Konami 2010 was 7 years ago

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Capcom back in the day
>HOPES
The MvCI leak was fake
>EXPECTATIONS
The MvCI leak was real
>FEARS
The MvCI leak was real

>>379268789
>Norman Reedus as Solidus Snake
I can dig it

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>it's a "Now lets show off multiple sports and racing games one after another" episode

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>tfw 4 days until CTR Remastered announced at the end of the Crash Warped gameplay footage

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>>379289856
>tfw want to watch the conferences live for the sixth time in a row but get offered an opportunity to work the E3 week and not depend on welfare to cover this month's medical bills

How do we convince Hiro to rangeban Europe during E3?

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>>379263230
>befesdur
>new Vegas in space
>fallout 4 in space
>no mods

>>379291146
Butthurt Amerilard

>>379263230
>>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Atlus JPN
>>HOPES
SMT5 info if not now then at TGS
>>EXPECTATIONS
More shitty half-baked open world garbage
>>FEARS
It's another borefest year like the last one.

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>>379291067
>not depending on free money

>the scene goes dark
>gaben rolls onto the stage
>ladies and gentlemen
>half
>life
>two
>REBOOT WITH SOURCE 2 WOOH

>>379291707
No. Tell your kind to stop being console war faggots.

Who the fuck actually watches it live?
Smart people only watch the highlight and cringe comps.

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>>379292151
better than nothing :^/

>>379262770
Hopefully resign. Nintendo of America has only gotten progressively worse with Reggie at the helm.

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>A new Devil May Cry by Itsuno actually gets announced.
>Gameplay looks great but it now has RPG elements and obvious Souls influences.

>>379283957
I already have a bunch of snacks. I'm going to wake up early to make nintendo pancakes for their direct in the morning. Pizza for Sony. I finally have work off for all of e3, its gonna be a comfy week lads :~)

FRENCH GUY WHO LEAKED UBI'S CONFRENCE WORD FOR WORD CONFIRMED DMC5 THEN TOOK IT DOWN. SCREEN CAPS INCOMING.

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>>379292482

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>>379291991
>being a nigger

>>379292482
DMC 1 and 3 were already a hack n slash Souls before Souls even existed.

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>>379292567

Oh shit he ain't kidding.

>>379279774
>>379292567
>>379292992

NOT FALLING FOR IT. FUCK MY FEELINGS

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>>379292992
>>379292567

nice sources, fucking faggots

>>379293097

Gaf is freaking out right now

>>379262572
I thought E3 doesn't start until June 13? Is that just the time that they let the plebs in?

>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Nintendo
>HOPES
Animal Crossing, some more info on Mario Odyssey. An actual pokemon mainline game announcement. And Metroid.
>EXPECTATIONS
More odyssey info some new game announcements and Zelda dlc.
>FEARS
splatoon 2 and fucking "arms". ugh
And more Wii u ports.

>>379293925
What's wrong with Splatoon?

>>379293925
drop your hopes for pokemon. Now.

The reason they had a direct so early was because they're not going to talk about it at all except for the demo of pokken dx.

If you're still clinging to something and are ready to complain when it doesn't happen then you're a moron.

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My life has been absolutely shit and this year's e3 is the only thing keeping me going. If Nintendo fucks it up this week, I'm gonna end it all. What are my chances lads?

>>379294180
How has your life been shit?

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Will be worth it for the Sony and Nintendo conferences. The others will be trash as usual though.

>>379293925
Pokemon gen 8 won't come out until October 2019. It'll be announced January to Marchish of the same year as Switch exclusive. Literally the same situation as B/W2 back in 2011.

>>379293925
Why do you even want Pokemon?
Moon and Sun were released not even a year ago.

>>379294051
You only like it because there are underage girls.

>>379294393
Oops forgot BOTW dlc trailer in expectations, that one is a given.

>>379265437
What show do you think it would be announced at?

>>379270282
Don't you DARE get my hopes up like this.
If Spyro is announced at e3 I am buying a ps4

>>379294180
Sort yourself out my dude

>>379294485
Sure, my love for lolis might influence a bit but it is a good shooter by itself even if there were only boys in it.
The only thing I really don't like about the game is the music.

>>379280687
>No more fucking region locks
The switch isn't region locked, brother.

>>379265437
Let go
He's working on a new IP or Dragons Dogma 2, he doesn't want to be a slave to DMC forever.

>>379294530
If it did get announced it would be either MS if they pay some bucks for a trailer, otherwise Sony if not.

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search your feelings

>>379294564
Spyro is not a first party any longer, it will be a multi.

>>379264746
Fear not, Sony already confirmed they plan on announcing tons of new games (most of them from japanese developers)

>>379294801
Then they should get Kamiya back to direct next DMC.

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PLEASE GABEN HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3 IT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT FUUUUUUUCK

>>379264746
I'm totally expecting Atlus to actually announce Re; Fantasy as a PS4 exclusive at Sony's conference, which will cause a lot of shitposting, but then it gets confirmed that SMT V is indeed Switch exclusive, which will cause just as much.

>TFW MGS: DEATH STRANDING

>>379294857
When Sony says tons of new games, they usually mean indies. I could bet on that DMC 5 though.

>>379294801
>He's working on a new IP or Dragons Dogma 2, he doesn't want to be a slave to DMC forever.

False cast has confirmed. Report charts have confirmed. French guy just leaked.

GET ABSOLOUTLEY 300000000 % BLOWN THE FUCK OUT TAMEEM YOU PEICE OF SHIT GO FUCKING RIDE IT OUT ON YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS GAME AND GO BANKRUPT

>>379295124
>falling for kojimashit after 4, PW, and V

you have only yourself to blame

>>379295116
What if none happens and both are multi platform?

Yes, I know, lots of shitposting anyway.

>>379265715
That fucking sucks.

>>379295275
That's the most likely scenario desu and it'll create just as much shitposting
PS4 SWITCH LOSES ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE X BTFO

>>379294813
did you just wake up from a coma?

Quake Champions is gonna be a thing

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>>379263230

>>379283957
7 layer dip flavored combos. Tquitus. Any booze I can scrounge up, smores. Pizza man, asparagus is fuckin choice. Oreo is if they launch soon enough. I'll probably smoke a fine cigar.

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>Basically guys, French rumor says that Devil May Cry 5 will be at E3. Nameless rumor has apparently been solid about rumors the past years.

Is it happening lads?

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SEE YOU THERE BUDDIES

>>379264937
My man.

>>379295640
Will it be a exclusive?

>>379283957
Chinese food maybe. I don't know possibly just chicken since I'm on a dnp cycle right now and I don't want to start sweating buckets.

>>379295761
I personally own all 3 platforms, so if it is exclusive, won't bother me. Unless it affects the game but I doubt it. I believe in Itsuno.

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>>379263230
>>FAVOURITE COMPANY
Nintendo
>>HOPES
Prime 4 by Retro
Kid Icarus Uprising 2
Devil May Cry 5
Great Ace Attorney localization + physical release
Shin Megami Tensei V
A proper Monster Hunter 5
Good video games from Japanese companies and surprise announcements
>>EXPECTATIONS
Game as a service bullshit being peddled by Microsoft, EA, and Ubisoft.
Monster Hunter 5 is open world casualized trash for the Western market on PS4, but Switch gets a Monster Hunter Portable 5
All the conferences besides Sony's and Nintendo's are focused on Western AAA shit with little-to-no Japanese games
Mario Odyssey looks good
Retro's game is a new IP
>>FEARS
Nintendo's conference is just focused on 2017, large Mario focus with literally no new info for 2018 games. Tons of Wii U ports.
Smash doesn't get a proper iteration on Switch and instead Smash 4 becomes a service game with DLC being pumped out continually.
Monster Hunter 5 is open world casualized trash for the Western market with no proper Monster Hunter Portable 5
All the conferences besides Nintendo's are focused on Western AAA shit with little-to-no Japanese games
Shit like Destiny 2 and CoD get a huge portion of Sony conference instead of actual exclusives that could actually use the marketing.

>>379295761
Exclusives are barely a thing anymore since Japan acknowledges PC exists

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>>379263230
>FAVOURITE COMPANY
None, more interested in the Sony and Nintendo more than the others
>HOPES
A large amount of games I care about and am genuinely interested in
>EXPECTATIONS
A very small amount of games I care about
>FEARS
Games I don't care about

>>379295949
>first part Nintendo and Sony games don't exist

>>379294813
Quake Champions has been a thing since last E3. Hell lots of people already played it.

Must be nice, living under a rock and all

>>379295037
Literally confirmed to never be happening. The ship has sailed anyway. We're at the point where a lot of college kids are too young to have played HL games at launch