What would dating a male Krogan entail?

>>379245069
FOUR

>>379245247
SCOOPS

>>379245295
OF CRUNCH

>>379245069
GOOSH GOOSH

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>>379245247
SCORE

>>379245069
headbut[s/spoiler]s

>>379245069
>Lots of love making
>big loud acts of manly superiority in public (gotta let everyone know that he's the alpha, and that no-one should fuck with you)
>massive family gatherings where he shows you off to everyone because he's proud of his relationship
>him being a tsundere fuck that wants to open up but can't because "muh warriors pride"
>him secretly idolizing you, but never admitting it
...
>Dying with a prideful smile on his face, knowing that he died trying to protect his cute human mate

>>379245069
>Have a friend that is a 3/10 Tumblrina
>She's obsessed with Mass Effect and Dragon Age
>One night, we're all hanging out, we're talking about how there are official Mass Effect dildos
>She seems oddly knowledgeable about them
>Drinking, don't think about it or anything
Months later
>At friend's house, small get together
>We're looking for a DS game in her garbage heap of a room
>Pull back blanket beside bed to see four HUGE Bad Dragon dildos
>Each is almost the size of a 2 liter bottle
>She just laughs and explains that it's her "space husbando"
>Explains that she has a friend that she does Mass Effect erotic RP with and that she fantasizes about having a Krogan husband
>Try not to judge her but every time I see her, I think about how something like that can fit inside her..

>>379246530

>Plus he ruined your pussy so that no other male could breed you.

>>379246580
Admit it, you either want to fuck her or worse you want to try stuffing that dildo in your ass to see if you can one up her.

Also post a picture of her, let's see if she's really a 3/10

>>379246726
>post a picture of her
Nice try thirstybot. Not posting pictures of friends on 4chan.

I mean, if I was drunk I'd probably fuck her, but she's definitely the stereotypical "Strong independent female that don't need no Man". Also, I'm pretty sure that if you fucked someone that casually slips a Krogan quad on a daily basis, you wouldn't feel a damn thing.

>>379245069
Constant violent rape.

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>>379245069
Male Krogans into other species tend to be more sensitive

>Fantasize about being a giant Savage race
>Have a fetish for having multiple giant penises
>Have a fantasy of dominating primitive cultures and raping their THICCest women
Why have I never realized that Krogans are the perfect race for me?

>>379245069
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waking up most mornings to the sound of him grunting and furiously stroking his morning wood.

>>379247254
Ew

>>379245069
Realizing that Krogan would have tiny dicks, like gorillas, because their biology is centered around redundancy and ease of replacement

>>379246580
>I think about how something like that can fit inside her.

It can't unless she puts it in her ass. The larger dragon dildos are made for gay men. Vaginas are too "short" for them.

So how would a krogan eunuch beheave ?

>>379248145
That just means you can fit his dick up your ass without having to go to the hospital after, it's a good thing

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>>379245069
Babies.

Lots of them.
If you can provide them, that is. Otherwise, expect to get dumped fast.

>tfw Vetra didn't get a sex scene and she's stuck in an awful game

>>379248273
Is this..... speaking from experience?

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>ywn own a male harem of sexy aliens ready to serve your every need
Why even bother living

>>379248298
Thats pretty hard to do, they have 4 testicles, and are known for resilient bodies that can repair themselves. even if you get rid of the chemistry in their nuts, I'm sure the pure rage in their brains would make up for it easily.

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>>379245295

KOMMANDER SHUPPET

>>379248536
Nigga it's basic biology. The vagina eventually stops at the cervix, the colon goes on and on and on

You can fit your whole arm up someone's ass if you try hard enough

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>no hanar romance
Gee, way to focus on the physical, Bioware! It's okay to fuck idiots as long as they're blue and sexy, but an enlightened being is unavailable since it's not cover girl material.

>>379248112
dont ever @ me again you kink shaming piece of shit

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Surprisingly submissive.

>>379248710
lmao I bet you like girls faggot haha

>>379248701
>the Hanar communicate in bioluminescence translated into words by sophisticated translators
You just know they have a way to turn it off without being noticed and talk amongst themselves

Every time you went out together and she met her friends they'd be talking about you without you knowing it

>>379248683
I was hoping for some green text story there.

>>379249895
>find large thing
>put it in my butt
>unsatisfied with depth
>repeatedly put it in my butt until my butt can take all of it

There, are you happy now

>>379246580
>3/10 tumblrina turns out to be a depraved slut

Why are all the ugly girls all secretly degenerate?

Do Krogan's have barbed dicks?

I bet they have barbed dicks.

And not like small, scratchy, barbs.

I'm talking like outward facing teeth.

What would having a Turian husband entail?

>>379250882
Probably a lot of death if you swallow each others fluids.

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>no game lets me date one of those xenos
WHERE'S MY AYY DICK
WHERE IS IT
I NEED A DICK THAT COMES FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GALAXY

>>379252352
NEVER EVER
The reason why there were no gay alien romances is because some fags complained that xeno on human isn't actually gay

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>>379252438
>no ayy bf in real life
>faggots ruin my chance in games too

>>379252630
The only thing you can do is pray that your alien bf will be real in afterlife. Surely the universe wouldn't be so cruel as to deny us that

>>379249895

I've actually got one.
>Was the camera guy on a gay porno shoot in Silicon Valley in 2003
>Side job because union is shit and nobody asks questions on the weird jobs
>Theme of shoot is basically "discomfort olympics"
>Two guys are strapped to these cradle horse things, ass in air
>Two other guys are fitting things inside them
>Piece de resistance is this dude's massive fucking forearm
>They have me get like ten minutes worth of stock of his larded-up forearm, which roids have inflated to the size of a two liter
>no shit
>he puts this thing in a twinky 19-year-old who claims this is his first time doing "stuff like this"
>this is clearly a lie
>guy is fisting him just past the wrist after some "warm up"
>gets too excited
>slips and the cradle horse thing breaks
>twink's ass pulls the guy off his feet and the guy's arm goes in to the elbow
>twink starts crying and cums like super hard
>starts screaming about how something has "shifted"
>I never stop rolling
>the next five minutes are about what you expect
>less blood than you might think
>"producer" sees me still running the camera and pays me for the shoot and another five hundred to leave the building, the film stock, and lose his number
>saw captain forearm on like three more shoots
>he never brought it up
>i never wanted to
>the end

>>379252821
Real life is shit why would the after life be any better?

>>379253184
Wishful thinking. The suffering has to end at some point, r-right?

>>379245069
contracting the genophage

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>>379253073
>leave the building, the film stock, and lose his number
Does that mean they kept the footage or threw it away?

>>379253073
pfffff hahahahaha jesus
captain forearm

>>379248273
I've seen more videos of women using the huge BD dildos in their pussies than videos of men using them in their asses.

And the main issue with the dildos is thickness which a vagina can handle better than an ass.