Elven Supremacy Thread

>>379228382
Fucking empty as it should be

Eat shit, knife ear

Elf hate thread. Fucking knife ears

>>379229891
>>379229982
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you Talos worshipping Stormcucks? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Thalmor, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Blades, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Imga warfare and I’m the top Justiciar in the entire Aldmeri Dominion. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Mundus, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with insulting me and my palls from Skyrim? Think again, mead fetcher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Tamriel and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, heretic. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kiddos. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my superior Aldmeri hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dominion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable asses off the face of Tamriel, you little shits. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” insult was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking inferior tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn curs. I will shit glorious Aldmeri fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead heretics!

File: 1494953875916.jpg (3MB, 1200x1840px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1200x1840px

>>379228382
Can we?

>>379230929
>great and beautiful Morrowind
Wasteland of dust and ash with half of its land occupied by former slave-lizards
Is that your so-called elven supremacy?

>>379231198
kys nordcuck, go work so we can take your money and give it to the orsimer raping your daughter and the dunmer occupying your city, humanigger

>>379230929
The Dumbmer are a bunch of dark skinned demon worshiping faggots who have no right to call themselves elves.

>>379228382
>Live on paradise isle away from inferior races
>Highest affinity for magic, because the gods themselves prefer us
>Beautiful culture and sex appeal leagues above other races
>Genocidal, but that's only a bad thing for anyone who isn't us
>Want to bring about the apocalypse, but again, this is only bad for anyone who isn't us
>Should have been born an Altmer, too bad for you

>>379231648
t. butthurt cannibal bosmer

File: 1481831359051.png (471KB, 904x1086px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 904x1086px

>>379230929
Just realized that
>Skyrim
>South is snow
>North is summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzqUhYP1uAA

File: 1496507570935.png (201KB, 346x468px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 346x468px

>Stupid elves don't even know their own plan.
Elves want the stormcucks to win after the war drags out long enough to cripple both sides.

File: hipster_dwemer.png (168KB, 638x450px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 638x450px

>>379230929
>All of the Tribunal are dead/missing
>Vivec city wiped out
>Vvardenfell is uninhabitable thanks to the Red mountain exploding
>Lower half of of Morrowind has been conquered by lizards
>Most of the Dunmer are now refugees
Sure is a nice province you got there grayskin

>>379231918
wat?
have you been to winterhold or dawnstar?

>>379231918
I never thought I'd ever say something like this but
did you fucking play skyrim anon?

>>379232262
and still better than the rest of tamriel, fucking dirty N'wah

>>379232262
>b-but the demons are testing us! That's why we worship them!
Gray skins confirmed for shittiest elf.
Although calling someone the shittiest elf is like saying someone is the smellier shitstain among other shitstains

File: 1496263592836.gif (2MB, 302x209px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 302x209px

>>379232191
Not only that but they know Talos is a god and aim to kill him by stopping his worship because he's the biggest roadblock in the master elf plan.

>post yfw talos is symbolic of christ

>>379232440
The only other province as shitty as Morrowind is Black Marsh and you rarely see the lizards outside of Black Marsh. Certainly not as refugees

And now they're pillaging your already shitty wasteland of a province

Are gray skins just incredible pussies or are the lizards just based?

>>379232597
>t. not christian

File: mwbks_divine_metaphysics_01.jpg (33KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 256x256px

Daily reminder that Altmer are like the Dwemer's mentally impaired little brother and they still haven't caught up with them thousands of years later even though the Dwemer have not been active the entire time.

>We wuz Aedra 'n sheeit
Top kek

File: 1489296240885.jpg (23KB, 432x604px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 432x604px

>>379232440
Why don't you all move back to your smoking crater of a province then?

>>379232742
Nords female have to be enriched :^)

File: proper up standing orc on the topic of vulgar women.png (47KB, 287x280px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 287x280px

>want to play as X
>end up playing as orc
help, the allure of 2x damage is too strong

>>379230929
>Thousands of years ago a group of altmer leave isle
>Start worshiping Daedra
>Daedra turns them into grayskin faggots
>move to another isle
>get fucked by Red Mountain and lizards
>become refugees because your isle is an uninhabitable piece of shit
>Muh great and beautiful Morrowind

>>379232939
Sure it's not their virile masculinity and glistening muscles that allure you?

>>379232828
>tiny elf dicks pleasing amazonian nord women
Losing your homeland must have made you delusional.

>>379233170
>amazonian
>nord

spoted the uneducated burger from mcdonald school

>>379233170
Ya'll niggas need lore school

>>379233603
Nord women are tall, muscular, and love combat that's amazonian traits.

File: LY2eBjV.jpg (72KB, 1464x720px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 1464x720px

>>379233739
I learned from the best

>>379233757
This is just another example of casuals assuming shit with their headcanon

>>379228382
I hope all of you fucking knife-eared faggots die. I hope Pelinal Whitestrake himself comes back and finishes what he started. Elves are literal sub-human pieces of shit who don't deserve to live. If you willingly play elves, you are the cancer killing this board and society by willingly choosing an inferior lifeform and I feel no empathy toward you, if I had the time I would track down every elf sympathizer on this goddamn board and fucking mace you all. OP, I hope your little elf thread gets somewhere, because you never will you subhuman loving motherfucker.

>>379233939
>Females with the most amount of combat skills in all games
>Headcannon

>>379228382
>tfw no Khajiit wife to impregnate with my human seed

File: Ahnassi.png (314KB, 300x500px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 300x500px

>>379234374
Ahnassi will be your special friend.

File: 1462417845654.jpg (225KB, 736x621px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 736x621px

Would you take the dwemer pill anons?
>phenomenal cosmic power
>but it's powered by fedora tipping
>and every time you do it really makes you think
>random chance you might literally just vanish

>>379236289
Fuck yeah I would, why would you care about how fedorable you are when you have sick god powers.

>>379231672
>Want to bring about the apocalypse, but again, this is only bad for anyone who isn't us
this shits just gonna turn on you like the numidium with the dwemer you dumb n'wah

>>379232597
Talos was a badass warrior in mortal life that took over a whole continent by force. He's nothing like jesus

>>379237846
>>379236289
>implying the dwemer didn't achieve their goal exactly by freeing themselves from a fake reality
Don't believe nord propaganda

>>379237846
I always play altmer, someone give me a quick rundown on why altmer want to end the world?

>>379238467
They believe that by destroying the towers and causing the world to end they will ascend from their mortal bodies and become gods.

Why doesn't anyone try to copy or emulate Bethesda's games? They are popular as fuck, and somehow have 0 clones. I really want to play a game like Skyrim that isn't Skyrim or Fallout because I've played them too much.

>>379232597
He's more like Muhammad actually.

>>379239038
Probably because all the normies will just call it a skyrim ripoff (see DS1 release on PC) unless its a 10/10, and a lot of the appeal for older fans of the series is the lore.

>>379238467
There's not a comprehensive explanation that my current attention span will let me write, but essentially the thalmor's (correct) belief is that they are descended from Anu, the father of the current universe, which had mundus and thus existence as we know it basically thrust on it by a god who is either a trickster prometheus type or a traitor who ruined creation. The Altmer believe the latter and are kind of angsty about the whole existing thing; thus, they think that if they destroy the towers holding mundus together they can re-ascend to their forms as pure spirits.

>>379239038
It takes too much effort to build a gigantic world for 5 years

>>379238925
>>379239630
The towers in Alinor? Or the white gold tower?

>>379239796
All of them
see http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Towers

>>379239430
I think this is the real reason >>379239740 because being called a rip-off has never stopped devs before. The cost of making these games must be pretty high although that can be argued because Morrowind is from a time before Bethesda was the giant it is today

>>379239796
White gold is one of them, but more or less everything in TES with tower in its name is one of these things holding reality together.

>>379239931
>>379239740
Yep. Give bethesda all the shit you want for making shallow games that only normies like, but they make huge worlds with much more details per square inch than any of their nearest competitors in the open world game.

>>379236289
They were supposed to become the skin of the numidian.

Kagrenac forgot to carry a two and YB being off plane at the moment screwed up the math.

Now they are all trapped in the automatons they built.

Sucks to be dwemer.

>>379238925
Since Tiber is all CHIMmed up how do they plan to erase him from the possible?

CHIM is the ultimate lore armor.

>>379228382
>not playing as a cannibalistic bosmer vampire and indiscriminately slaughter people all throughout skyrim

>>379240438
Tiber is Talos now and the aedra generally don't do shit. Lorkhan is the one to watch out for since he IS CHIM

>>379240438
CHIM isn't a hat you wear to ascend to godhood, it's a state of mind that, while you're in it, gives you the abilility to rewrite reality, at the cost of the large possibility of having a wrong think and zero summing being around every corner. There's a reason Vivec relied on his Heart of Lorkhan power even after achieving chim.

Plus, literally every detail of Talos's divinity is messy so god knows what the destruction of mundus would mean,

File: 1448985277353.jpg (136KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 1024x768px

Male elves are only good for one thing. Killing.

Female elves are only good for one thing. Mind breaking with a mating press.

>>379241746
Pelinal's hatred of elves knew no gender. Fuck off you /tg/ imposter.

>>379231918
riften's a swamp though

>>379232738

Removing their entire race from the universe negates all of their accomplishments.

>>379241746
>breeding with elves
No john you are the heretics

>>379233939

m8 Valen Dreth specifically comments on your hot muscular body if you play a Nord female in Oblivion.

>>379241812

He was also homogay.

>>379228382
Elven women belong to the Big Orc Cock.

How can elven men compete?

>>379241872
The difference is that the Dwemer tried to do it with out fucking earth for everyone else. If the Thalmor succeed the whole world is fucked.

>>379242209
How can a genocidal terminator robot be gay?

File: 1490305700564.jpg (905KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

905KB, 1920x1080px

>>379242269
>How can elven men compete?
with orc females

>>379242474

Are you saying robots can't experience love?

>>379236289
You forgot the best part.
>fell for the trickster gods last trick and cucked themselves out of existence

>people inject alt right memes into TES
Just kill yourselves already

File: calle nord.jpg (31KB, 310x279px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 310x279px

>>379242624
Pelinal's only love is murdering elves.

Captcha: calle nord
wew

>>379232738
>>379240304
I get a perverse pleasure from the knowledge that for all their bleating about being the superior Mer race because "we wuz aldmer n shiet", the altmer don't have much on the other races besides being pretty good at magic, whereas the dwemer, who didn't give a shit about being like the aldmer, became even more powerful than even their ancestors, and were just fine fedora-tipping themselves into godhood so they could further play around with this fake ass dream, because they weren't content with merely having a scientifically precise control over tonal architecture.

What can the altmer say? "Oh after a long and hard fought war we barely earned an advantageous peace over a fragmented, weak empire". Truly, they're the rightful descendents of Anu.

>>379242650
so wait, you're saying Lorkhan's heart was a trap, and it wasn't just a mistake that poof'd their entire race? what are you getting this from?

>>379243174
His ass, it wasn't a trick Kagrenac just hit the wrong note.
If it was a trick why didn't the Tribunal zero sum?

>>379243460
>If it was a trick why didn't the Tribunal zero sum?
Easy they were not trying to become gods to undermined actual gods.
You see when you spit in the face of divine beings your got going to enjoy it when they strike back by removing you entirely.

>>379244498
Ah yes, because we all know if there's one thing Shezarr hates, it's defying, defiling or otherwise disrespecting the divine.