>mfw I now might have to buy EA and Ubisoft games at launch

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Don't worry, Rabbids will be good.
Also post cute dogs.

Kek won't be long before I pick up a switch for pennies after some kid gets fed up of it dusting

>>379219421
Finally my state doing something right.

>>379219778
Oh god. I would wash my son's hand til it bled.

>>379219635
Molly?

>>379219421
Let me guess
the only reason they can have a dog mayor is because the town is like 95% white and dont suffer from niggerisms

>>379219421
I don't know what faggot shit OP thought this thread was going to be about but I want to pet mayor dog

>CORMORANT TOWNSHIP, Minn. -- Duke, a 9-year-old Great Pyrenees, won re-election as mayor of a small Minnesota town.
>He will now be serving his third-straight term as mayor of Cormorant, according to WLWT.
>He is so adored in the small town that no one even ran against him.

I'd like to visit this town someday.

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>>379219778
That is not a doggo.

That is not a doggo at all.

>>379219970
I'm not, but I can pretend.

>>379220085
We have a bunch of small towns in the north and south of the state, so thats pretty likely. We did elect Michelle Bachman, after all.

>>379219421
>white people

>>379219778
DELET

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>>379219421
>tfw I live in Cormorant, MN.

One day, I'll move to the cities.
Not St. Louis Park, fuck that city.

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>tfw you're mayor but still not getting petted

>>379220085
>In a vote held over the weekend, the 9-year-old Great Pyrenees won his third consecutive term as mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota. Voters paid $1 each to cast ballots in the election, which was held during the annual “Cormorant Daze” festival.
They had to pay to vote, I guarantee it was all whites

>>379220085

Jesus Christ /pol/ you people are obsessed with black people.

>>379220942
This is how Ebola migrated to humans, incidentally.

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>>379220942

>>379219421
Good boy

>>379220085
literally 99% white and only 1000 people
to be fair being that tiny is a big part of it, not just being completely white.

>>379221103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpOQBNTDvzs
They're not wrong, MN here and most black people in the state live in the Twin Cities.

>>379221220
Labs are such qtpis :3

>>379221103
It was a guess you triggered faggot

Having a dog as a major means that any City proposition will be passed by the lower courts or by the freeholders.

Having a dog as a mayor simply removes one of the checks in the municipality.

>>379221220
Don't wake her.

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>>379219869
>cardboard slippers

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>>379221396
>implying that would even be possible

>>379221092
Wait, isn't that actually illegal?

>>379220974
Are you the smart ass the wrote in lassy?

EA is really pissing me off with FIFA 18

>make severely gimped port
>half ass port
>shit game experience on switch
>no one buys it
>LOOKS LIKE NO ONE WANTS OUR GAMES ON THE SWITCH
>drop support
>switch turns into wii u 2: more sales edition

>>379221220
Ill make her a good girl

>>379221348

>Normal person: "Oh how funny/weird/interesting"
> You: "I BET THIS TOO HAS TO DO WITH BLACK PEOPLE OR LACK THEREOF!"

>>379221641
That's why they call it the red pill

>>379221496
It wasn't a real position, it was a fake title for fun. Something they could chuckle about or make lame jokes over. No one was actually going to get a political office.

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>>379221535
n-no

>>379221298

Do black people have some sort of vendetta against dogs there?

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Postan' our doggos

>>379221496
Yeah, if this was anything for real. Its just a cute title for the dog to have. In such a small town they can get away with this.

>>379221802
Nice deformed doggo

>>379221641
Someone has to do it

>>379221298
Prince died, Minnesota is officially whites only now.

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>>379221881
Who you callin' deformed, bucko?

>>379219421
Selling people for a dog food and mating partner, may be or not if it is a good dog.. lol

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>>379219421
based doggo mayor

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>>379221941
No, we've got tons of Somali and Hmong people living here.

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why can't we have a dog thread without someone posting dog gore or talking about their dog's death?

when did you realize 4chan is 90% made up of pathetic and miserable cretins? The remaining 10% are walking Gods though

>>379221641
but for real tho.... are there blacks there ?

>>379220085
It's literally what Chris Rock said in one of his specials, there are no black people in Minnesota

>>379219635
Golden Retriever best doggo

>>379219421
one person purchasing isn't going to make that much of a differencence

>>379221416

Do you know how expensive that shit is?

I don't, but the family doesn't look too well off. I assume he's made those to keep the feet "clean" in the house.

>>379219778
>he grows older and looks back at this picture then cuts off his right arm and melts it in acid knowing he touched dried cum sweat and saliva from a thousand gay furries

>>379219778
That kid looks like he is enjoying himself.

>>379222181
The Hmong aren't so bad but fuck the Somalis

Can someone explain the "doggo" and not using capitalization correctly Reddit meme that seems to have infested this place? It's been here for, like, a year and it's just embarrassing to see.

>>379222193
Can I be a walking god too anon I promise I never shitpost

>>379222281
Thumbnail looks like an orange/peach dildo.

Your dog's gay bro.

>>379221103
Like video games, blaming blacks on all the problems you've personally faced is a form of escapism

>>379222418
Yeah the fact that we have a Measles outbreak happening right now is pretty fucking irritating. Hmong people are neat though, good food.

>>379222193
They think it's true to the culture, while forgetting that we used to have a day specifically for cat posting.

>>379221557
>Implying Switch owners want EA garbage.

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>>379219421
Fuck off mutt

>>379221298
>one of the highest approval ratings in the country
very good dog

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>>379221856

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>>379222281
put that doggy dildo down

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Here is my pup attacking his pool.

>>379222420
>look at me guys, I'm not reddit

>>379219421
That's fucking cute as fuck man

>>379222181
God that building was a total eye sore when ever I drove through the Cities.

>>379222548
Oh shit, how bad is it?
Are you sure it was those fucking ringheads, I know some of those areas like Eagan and Woodbury are getting awfully full of hippies.

>>379220995
>next gen Animal Crossing mechanics

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>>379222281

TWO BONES TOO MANY

>>379219421
People already bought Disgaea 5 for the Switch.
This is the future drones chose.

I feel sorry for Darkstalker fans

>>379223018
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/08/health/measles-minnesota-somali-anti-vaccine-bn/index.html

>Of those impacted, 46 are children 10 and younger; 41 are Somali-American; and 45 have not been vaccinated against the disease, according to the data.
This infuriates me, since my mom is an early childhood special ed teacher. She has to try and talk to these idiots about why they need to vaccinate their kids.

>>379223018
>>379222548
>>379222418
>>379222181
>>379221298
I always wonder where all the super liberal anons who always complain about /pol/ live.
You can get plenty of anons who are either indifferent or genuine /pol/tards talking about where they live, yet the liberals never seem to participate.
Which is weird for someone who lives in MA.

>>379223091
Honestly it looks like he's eating the octopus

>captcha: Calle calle
Splatoon calls it seems

>>379222778
your pupper looks like a lion cub

>>379222281
>two bones

HOW DARE YOU DOGGALD DRUMPF

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>>379223340

>>379223247
>The state's outbreak -- the largest in over two decades -- appears to have started in a Somali community, where vaccine skepticism has recently spread, said Kristen Ehresmann, director of the Infectious Disease Epidemiology, Prevention and Control Division at the Minnesota Department of Health.

>"I want to be very clear that this outbreak has nothing to do with being Somali. It's just the sheer fact of being unvaccinated," Ehresmann said.

>Minnesota's Somali community has seen an uptick in vaccine resistance due to fears of a link to autism, she said. Research shows that any side effects from vaccines are rare, and there is no evidence that vaccines cause autism.

For fucks sakes, I hate it when /pol/ is rigt.

>>379222548
I was actually out drinking the other night near the U with my roommate, and there were these super annoying black guys leaving at bar close. One asked my roommate something about him something after overhearing that my roommate was Japanese, and my roommate asked him if he was Somalian. The guy was shocked and said yes taking it as a compliment
I was laughing like an idiot nearby because we fucking hate Somalians and it was meant to be an insult at how annoying he and his friends were

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>>379222420
I got it from youtube, what's your excuse faggot?

>>379223247
Well shit, I was genuinely curious as I moved out of Minnesota in February

>>379223267
That's because Liberals don't actually have beliefs, they just parrot what they hear on their talk shows. They wouldn't want anything to pin them down because then they couldn't change their minds every thirty seconds as to what is or isn't offensive.

>>379221220
she looks like a very girl anon

i also have a chocolate lady

>>379223448
The 1965 immigration bill is what turned Minnesota into a blue state

>>379222258
Utterly wrong, Somalians are the largest ethnic group in Minnesota. Before that, it was Swedes. Coincidence?

>>379223448
>Brain nerd

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WEIRD doggo

>>379223706
Fuck off and come back when your town is in a Coen Brothers film, faggot.

>>379223646
post pictures anon

or was that yours a couple posts up, a qt if so

>>379223267
>>379223593
They're probably all Euros.

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>/pol/ tries to derail a dogposting thread

This is why nobody fucking likes /pol/.

>>379223795
You're the meme city of the state, congrats.

>XD woodchoopers

>>379223267

I live in the Twin Cities and am pretty liberal. I work with a lot of Somalis, they're pretty nice.

>>379223795
Come back when your shit stain has Herb Brooks.

>>379219421
I hate this state.
It fucking celebrates mediocrity.

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>>379222281

>>379223593
Yeah, liberals are the only parrots here.

For fuck's sake, how does one exist on this planet for any significant amount of time and believe this horseshit?

>>379221802
d'aww

>>379223935
>dog mayor
>mediocre
????

>>379224003
one opens his eyes.

>>379223914
Somalis don't work so that's how I know you're lying

>>379223935

How is re-electing a dog mediocrity?

>>379223935
well stop posting on 4chan and fucking do something to change it nigger

you're all the same -- lazy whiny bitchs complaining about the state but don't want to even try to change it

>>379223913
I've legitimately never seen Fargo, actually. I was being hyperbolic. I honestly don't want to watch it because it makes people think Minnesotans sound like Canadians. No one sounds like anybody in Fargo here.

>>379223923
I don't pay attention to the opinions of anyone who has a positive opinion about the Twin Cities, sorry.

>>379223864
>posts /pol/'s vidya guy
You make it too easy, lad.

>>379219421
>>379219635
>>379221220
>>379221482
>>379221802
>>379222025
>>379222281
>>379222778
>>379223419
>>379223487
>>379223941
>>379223990
Why are they so perfect?

>>379223935
>City is so well behaved it can govern itself without corruption or a nigger invasion
>Mediocur

>>379223267
Liberals are what Republicans/Conservatives wish they could be. In my opinion, liberals only "fight" against injustices brought about by caring what other people do. If gays weren't persecuted, liberals wouldn't care about them.

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>>379223990
>white belly

c u t e

>>379224116
>hes never seen fargo
>but he thinks he knows how people sound in it

:thinking:

>>379224116
>its a hick talks shit about the big city
Most of you retards voted Yes on the marriage amendment, and your elected officials are jokes.

>>379224116
>Forest Lake
>Twin Cities

You need to brush up on your hockey heroes bitch

>>379224184
>Wanting to be a cocksucker that closes his eyes and pretends everyone is the same and that marxism is totally possible
Nah, I lived like that for 20 years, never again

>>379224275
Not him but I live in MPLS and it fucking sucks here. Too many god damn commies and Somalians

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>>379224441

>>379224259
I've seen clips, dummy.

>>379224275
I certainly didn't vote for it. I'm not saying the small towns are some bastion of intellect, but at least we're not Minnesota's version of Seattle, dragging the entire state down with us.

>>379224315
Says he was born in Saint Paul, friendo. I don't watch hockey, i'm not a Canadian.

>>379224446
I live in St Paul and I'm wondering where you're running into communists outside of college campuses like Macalester.

>>379221220
WAKE UP ANIKI

>>379224520
>doesn't watch Hockey
>hasn't actually seen Fargo
You're such a poser fuck. What, do you drink PBR too?

>>379223267
I'm from one of Germany's poorest regions, lots of factory workers, chain smoker moms and closet nazi grampas who "forgot" to throw away their Mein Kampfs. They're good people though. Currently in another town for university but I plan on moving back to my turf once I have a job.

It's not literally Mordor here despite what /pol/ is trying to tell you. Five hundred refugees moved to our 8000 souls town and not much has changed. They're minding their own business mostly. The kids are all soccer fanatics for some reason.

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>>379223852
sorry the shitty quality anon
she's a big girl

>>379224558
Hamline for one thing.
Otherwise on the street by the U. Commies set up booths around here pretty often. I also made a delivery to someone who had a Marx poster and a sign of "socialists against Trump" hanging in their house

>>379224351
Marxism is descriptive, not proscriptive. It's not a matter of it being possible, it's a matter of it being correct. You're thinking of communism or socialism.

>>379224520
Doesn't matter where he was born fag, it's where he made his impact.

>>379224656
I don't drink unless someone else is paying. Same reason I don't smoke or do meth, i'm too poor.

Sorry I don't indulge in "Minnesotan" (Actually just Canadian) Stereotypes, dude.

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Don't have a Samoyed but I really want to get one eventually, they are literally the most god tier dog breed.

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>>379224441
>>379224517
Is there anything more patrician than owning a cat and a dog that get along

>>379224441
>dogs
Anon, im sorry but the left one is actually a capybara

>>379224797
>Sorry I don't indulge in "Minnesotan" (Actually just Canadian) Stereotypes, dude.
He says while being a passive aggressive cunt

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>mfw the neighbors mow their lawn

>>379224673
>The kids are all soccer fanatics for some reason.
Because literally all you need to play it is a ball and at least one other person.

>>379224826
Owning a cat and a dog that get along and also sometimes the cat rides on the dog's back.

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>>379224776
That's knot doggo

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>>379219421
I wonder what It's like to campaign against a dog and lose.

>>379224779
Marxism is wrong so there's that

>>379224857
I'm not being passive aggressive, i'm being openly aggressive towards the cities in Minnesota I hate.

>>379224826
owning multiple cats and dogs that get along

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Here's my doggo, /v/. Say something nice about her.

>>379224940
Must feel pretty ruff.

>>379224826
Owning a cat and a dog that get along and are the same color.

>>379225008
Don't know why in holy fuck it came out sideways.

>>379225008
cute as fuck dogster

>>379224940
Read the story dumbass, he ran unopposed because stupid hoomans know they can't beat puppers.

>>379224979
>it's a "hick hates cities" episode
This is why electoral colleges were a mistake.

>>379224184

>If gays weren't persecuted, liberals wouldn't care about them.

I mean, yeah? That's kind of a good thing.

>That's Tom.
>"Okay."
>He's gay.
>"I don't care."
>He shouldn't be allowed to marry another man.
>"That seems like unfair bullshit, I'm going to speak up against that."

Obviously some people take it too far, but ideally you shouldn't care too much about other people's race/gender/sexuality unless they're being persecuted for it.

>>379220453
>no one in that town has the balls to run against a stupid mutt
like it would be hard to run a smear campaign on its owners.

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>>379224918
あああああああああああああああああああ

>>379219869
You can see it in that dogs eyes. It has done some horrible shit to get peanut butter.

>>379224979
Have you ever actually been there?

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>>379225119
Thank you anon.

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>>379220543

>>379223914
>>379224076

Not him but somali women sometimes work. Somali men does NOT work ever though. They were probably from a different african country.

>>379225008
Do dogs like that come with the bandana???

>>379224978
About some things, yeah. It doesn't account for many sociological phenomenon. That's why it's most useful when synthesized with more advanced economic and political theory.

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>>379219778
>tfw looked at it twice in more detail

>>379225124
>It's a "City Slickers think the opinions of people who live outside their sprawling trashdens don't matter" episode
Wow, how surprising.

>>379225202
I live in Minnesota, of course i've been to the fucking Twin Cities and Duluth. It's not like it really matters what I think, of course. Duluth, Saint Paul and Minneapolis will make every voting decision for the rest of the state until the day I die regardless.

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my doggo. doesnt like cameras

>>379225387
>>It's a "City Slickers think the opinions of people who live outside their sprawling trashdens don't matter" episode
Well, I mean, yours doesn't, since all you're throwing out is GRRR CITIES SUCK without any substance beyond "people have views that are different from mine". That's trash.

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>>379224605

>>379220543
This picture never fails to depress me.

>>379225518
Not him, but as someone who lives in the city, yea, cities are pretty shit for the most part.

>>379225387
Nothing is more baffling to me than this idea of rural supremacy. I mean I bristle at the implication of rural people being useless bumpkins like anyone else, but to pretend that we're the engines of advanced society is just silly.

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Oh shit is this the dog thread?

>>379225282
Somali women work til they hit 22, then they get married and start pumping out loud Somali babies

>>379222420
>It's been here for, like, a year
Like, omigosh! Totes!

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>>379219421
I love doggos

>>379225725
Poodle and poodle crosses are the fucking patrician doggo choice.

>>379225725
No it's a Minnesota thread
Someone post the Minnesota freedom ain't free edit

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Who cares about Ubisoft? When did they last put out a good game?

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>>379225054
What if they're opposite color?

White dog/black cat master race checking in.

>>379225282

Nah, there's men and women. Pretty sure the men are also Somali, since they'll talk to each other in what I assume is Somalian.

>>379225518
Oh, cities are fine, sometimes. At least, some are far better than the Twin Cities. I'd legitimately rather live in Portland than have to spend more than a few days in Minneapolis.

It's not just that the Twin Cities and Duluth get to make every decision for the rest of the state, it's also how it's dirty as shit, has the 15th highest violent crime rate in the nation and just feels like an overgrown version of Saint Cloud.

>>379225712
I never claimed rural supremacy. What part of "I sure wish the affairs of every rural part of the state weren't decided by three cities" means I think that rural areas are somehow intensely superior in some way besides the obvious?

>>379225853
Dalmatians are prone to blindness

>>379225853
uncanny valley doggo

>>379225889
Why is that dog eating a boiled egg

>>379225889
>White
He's as white as a BR anon.

>>379226058
>thought proceeds
Thought process*

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video games

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>>379219421
>a fucking dog became a mayor
>still haven't done anything with my life

>>379225959
>What part of "I sure wish the affairs of every rural part of the state weren't decided by three cities" means I think that rural areas are somehow intensely superior in some way besides the obvious?

The part where you called them sprawling trashdens?

>>379225950
Probably talking in swedish LMAO

>>379220085
>Being proud of your race electing a fucking dog regardless of any evidence that it's true
/pol/ is a mental disorder

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>>379225973
I though it was deafness.

>>379226134
I mean, cities do tend to have far more garbage and homless people laying around.

>>379226058
15 years is a good run for any doggo, anon

Don't forget that dogs don't have the kind of regrets human beings have, as far as your dog is concerned he already lives in heaven and god is his best friend, best thing you can do is know when it's time to say goodbye and to make sure you're there

>>379225950
If they work they're not Somali. Somalis all live in government provided housing, live off of welfare, and order pizza fucking constantly while never tipping ever.

>>379226076
>BR
i don't know what that means

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>>379219421

>>379224940
ask bernie sanders

>>379225959

>has the 15th highest violent crime rate

I mean
Alright

That doesn't seem terribly alarming
There are only so many large, metropolitan areas in the US. 15th seems fine.

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>>379226318
Lurk more.

>>379225853
why does that puppy have a human man's eyes?

>>379223864
I can't believe the people who took the "thread derailing beta cuck retard" crown away from the bronies were fucking neo-nazi role players

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>>379219421

>TFW really want a doggo but live in an apartment so doggo can't run around except walks I give
>work 10 hours 5 days a week and would feel horrible having a doggo leaving it by its lonesome so much

Any other adultbros not feel super shitty leaving your doggo alone 40~50 hours a week?

>>379226479
It's the 4th highest if you go by rape per capita.

>>379226197
Dalmatians are prone to basically every genetic disease. They're fucked as a breed because their fur pattern is intensely recessive

>>379223935
Yo, teach me how to be mediocre, I want my citizens to collectively shit on politicians too.

>>379226494
What's wrong with the doggy's eye?

>>379225054
Flat coat retriever and black cat ultra-master race reporting in. We named them after historical black figures

>>379226506
>lurk /v/ to learn about Brazilians

>>379226623
It's just heterochromia. Nothing wrong with him.

>>379222376
>he
Are you autistic that is a little girl...

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Rate my wiener

>>379226704
Your doggy is a deviantart OC?

>>379226517
As a centrist, believe me, retards biting the bait and throwing a shitfit at anything even tangentially related to /pol/ certainly helps matters along.

4chan will never learn that it takes 2 to tango.

>>379226565
A certain amount of time alone is needed for a healthy doggo man, my mom and dad have a dog that was never left alone as a pupper and it has separation anxiety like crazy. If only one of them is home and they go out to get the mail it whines and cries at the door.

>>379226751
sleepy/10

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This is my dog when I'm not playing Dynasty Warriors or some other action game

>>379226762
Guess so, but not gay.

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>>379226530
Alright boner I'm real sick of your shit now.

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You do lift with your dog, right /v/?

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>>379226517
There's a bizarrely large overlap between furfags and Nazis. Maybe it's the autism connection.

>>379226530
Fluffy yet dangerous doggo
>>379226839
Not as bad as the cheetah webms

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>>379226764
>As a centrist

>>379226828
What does he do when you play action games?

>>379225518
>twice as much money for no space and no lawn
>everything costs more
>air pollution
>city transit means that it still takes you an hour to get to your job anyway
>homeless people everywhere
>everything is crowded and everybody is loud
>your government says you can't own guns, animals, or even food bearing plants
>mother
>fucking
>hipsters
Please tell me why living in the cities is anything short of cancerous

>>379226828
Yorkie mix?
I had one.
Then cancer

>>379226924
Only in America is this even an insult

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big & medium-big sized doggos > big walking skeletons (Sighthounds and the like) > small dogs with curly hair > boxers and their shitty snout > little cunts that bark every attosecond, even at neighbors they've been seeing for several years

Prove me wrong

>>379219421
Good doggo.

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>>379219778
>Something's not right about that paw.
>...
>Why.

>>379226924
I have convictions and beliefs, I just don't drink the kool-aid and turn my entire life into a football hooligan brawl with politics instead of divegrass.

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>>379226461
Mate, you have no idea just how ugly my dog can be.
With short hair he looks like a rat, and with long hair he's constantly getting covered in mud or spiderwebs or some shit. I've given up on trying to make him look respectable.

>>379226995
This, America has been driven to the point where online autism manifests in reality

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>>379226928
he sort of looks like this while standing on my bed to watch
>>379226994
rescue pup. They claimed yorkie but I think he's got some yorkie and welsh and probably something else

>>379226986
If you live in the boonies you can't have access to muh vegan deli and muh local indie coffee joint.

>>379223593
And conservatives parrot what they hear on their fact-checked™ podcasts and fox news, how else would they know what was tearing apart the fabric of our nation this week?

>>379223018
Yeah the measles outbreak is fucked, they had a vaccination rate comparable to the rest of the state not long ago an

>>379226764
except 90% of the time when people are telling /pol/ to gtfo it's because they're speeding out over a minority being seen in public. They are angrier than anybody that hates them

>>379227078
nah, i'm just messing with you. i'm sure he's a total bro. sounds like his life has been pretty excellent, so good on you for taking care of him.

>>379220085
Yup.

>>379226912
>Not as bad as the cheetah webms
Those don't really do it for me, I don't really want to fuck animals. Seeing sluts take the knot is a whole different story.

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>>379224826
Viper and Mongoose that are absolute bros

>>379226986
jobs

>>379227164
d it has since dropped to something like 46%.
the hmong are alright though, frogtown has the highest concentration of delicious restaurants outside of downtown minneapolis

>>379227158
>farmers markets and road stands
>local coffee place hasn't been blown the fuck our by Starbucks yet
I know you were joking but not even

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>>379219421

It feel pretty weird to be in a pseudo-/pol/ thread about Minnesota that started because of someone posting a picture about a town electing a dog as it's mayor again.
Who will be elected once he finally kicks the bucket?

>>379227205
>90%
20%, tops. I've seen thread-killing shitfit arguments break out over the most pointless shit that would've been ignored without a single (you) even 6 months ago.

For instance, a thread about Paladins in /tg/ getting ruined by a /pol/ vs anti/pol/ fight because someone said "Deus Vult" with a picture of a Crusader. In a thread about Paladins.

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>>379227001
around 70 lbs is optimal cuddling size for a doggo imo

>>379224931
I'd rather it were knot doggo than doggo knot.

>>379227350
i'm sure he will name a successor before his passing

>>379227391
Took me a sec

>>379227350
His puppers
How long until another doggo overthrows the monarchy?

>>379227323
>8-0
>second field
>dog on the field

I hope someone called it and everyone went home.

>>379222436
It isn't a dildo??

>>379227371
That's a pretty big shoulder and paw.

Am i the only one that find this kind of dog a bit weird?
It gives me a weird albino feel, mostly because of the coloration around the nose/eyes, don't know how to describe it

>>379227351
Either way it's this year's cancer. Too bad Trump can't just get canceled like MLP

>>379227105
He's cute, anon!

>>379227427
The are objectively the master race of dogs, but you're doing them a disservice by raising one in concrete suburbia. They're breed to be working dogs, not house pets.

>>379227350
Probably some mix breed degenerate

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>>379226995
>>379227036
Stop taking the bait, newfags. Nobody cares about your normalfag politics here.

>>379226986
>well-paying jobs
>variety of restaurants
>20 mins to work on the train
>don't have to drunk drive from stuff
>your government is the same as mine
I'll give you the hipsters though. Homeless people are only a problem in some cities, DC comes to mind.
Things costing more also depends on place. NY, chicago, and the other huge cities are pricier but I live in the twin cities, its comparable to anywhere else in the state besides rent

i once imagined a beast video self inserting as the dog in order to nut during irl sex. What does that say about me?

>>379227292
Must suck to be an outsider who can't use their close family small town ties to get jobs.
I actually mean that

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>>379227676
I think so too

>>379221115
every major plague in history has come from it jumping from animals to humans. Its the reason the Europeans brought plagues everywhere they want and didnt bring any back; the Europeans had domesticated animals to a far greater degree than anyone else

>>379227670
I mean...Just wait 4-8 years?

MLP is going to be going longer than Trumps presidency either way.

>>379226623
>>379226704
Doggy version of heterochromia. They technically have 2 same colored eyes but one of them doesn't have any pigment. This is why dogs with "2 different colored" eyes, one of the eyes is always silver or white.

I heard Toronto was trying to pass some bill to euthanize/outlaw Pitbulls, did that actually go through?

I know Canada is the scum of the earth but that's too far

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This... is... SHAKA!

>>379227850
cool, never knew there was a difference. thanks for the info anon. what's it actually called?

>>379227794
Not them but it really does. I'm still looking after 5 years.

>>379224673
Kill yourself, Mehmet.

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>>379227323
>Wolves Replay

>>379226924
I wonder who made this picture and how butthurt they were.

>>379227351
>20%
It's more like 99%.

I really doubt an argument broke over someone saying deus vult. The post probably included a bunch of other /pol/ shit you are neglecting to mention.

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>>379219421

>>379227736
>>379227736
>well paying jobs
Cost of living kind of evens thay out, and plus it's subjective
>veriety of restaurants
Yeah I'll give you that. I'm a /ck/ fag and not having access to niche ingredients is an issue too
>don't have to drunk drive from stuff
Not a problem since all my family and friends have like 4 extra rooms in their houses

>>379227323
>that old bitch that tried to kick it at the end
I don't even like pit bulls and I would have given he the goldberg spear if she tried that on my dog

>>379219778
WAIT A SECOND

>>379227794
I actually believe that

But that's why I moved to the city and can now afford to live as a human being

>>379222778
>>379223419
oh my god so cute
I'm getting a Golden Retriever soon. Looking forward to it.

>>379228001
now that's a good boy

>>379228001
Bless this doggo

>>379227990
>99%

Wow, no way you're being hyperbolic or overexaggerating things due to cognitive bias.

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>>379223706
>>379223448

I WAS HERE.

I WAS IN BRAINERD.

WHERE ARE YOU, WE CAN HANG OUT.

>>379223267
because i live in california and ive learned that this is apparently a very effective counter-argument in and of itself to a lot of /pol/ types. thus i dont tend to mention it much

>>379228001
What a good doggo, I hope he got ear scratches and belly rubs for days.

>>379227837
/mlp/ stopped being a cancer like 2 months after they got their containment board. /pol/ breeds insurgents of autism who venture in to other boards still

>>379228001
good dog. This should be the standard, if your dog doesnt attempt to save your life, you got a shit dog.

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Do you respect the doggos, bubba?

>>379228025
She wasn't trying to kick it, just establish distance with her leg. Well at least that's how it looked.

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>>379228001
fucking doggers man

>playing some random video game upstairs after walking my dog
>she's asleep downstairs on the couch
>I fuck up or something in the game
>mutter "fuck" or "shit" under my breath
>dog bolts upstairs at the speed of light to offer emotional support as if my fucking life depended on it

they're too goddamn pure for this world

>>379224823
>they are literally the most god tier dog breed.
That's still Golden Retriever, the gold standard for Man's Best Friend.

>>379228109
I don't want to hang out with teenagers from /v/, sorry. No ill will intended, but i'm too old to be attempting to 'hang out' with 18-19 year olds.

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>>379228142
sluts

>>379228139
Or you're just a shit owner.

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>>379223448
Who /twoharbors/ here?

>>379228209
Dogs truly are the best people.

Minnesota is literally badWisconsin

>>379223448
>>379228109
>>379228242
How many people in this thread are from Minnesota?
Tangletown reporting

>tfw going to pick up my new pup tomorrow

i cant wait /v/

>>379228291
Awww

>>379228101
Maybe if some people could post without inserting their toxic ideology everywhere, things might be different.

>>379228130
>and ive learned that this is apparently a very effective counter-argument in and of itself to a lot of /pol/ types.
Saying this while responding to someone who just said they live in MA is both hilarious and ironic.

>>379227945
I had to look around online to double check but I guess it's still called the same thing.

>>379227949
Get involved in LinkedIn and start chatting people up. I find it hard to believe you can spend 5 years looking for a job and not find one, but then again I'm overqualified for entry level positions and have more connections than most

>>379228334
Tell us what breed you're getting so we can insult/praise your choice.

>>379228315
>t. cheesehead

>>379228334
post pics when picked up!

>>379228242
>No ill will intended, but i'm too old to be attempting to 'hang out' with 18-19 year olds

I'm 26, we could go to one of the FLGS downtown and play some Warhammer.

Though I only slightly lied, I'm staying in Baxter, which is a hop and skip away anyway.

>>379228409
t. somalian

>>379226530
holy shit wolves are huge

>>379221220
She's a bitch

>>379228351
>Implying all ideologies aren't toxic.

Honestly I just wish you'd all fucking shut up.

>>379228316
Kingsfield here. Living a few blocks from Patisserie is nice, even if I only go occasionally.

>>379219421
that's a dog you can trust

because it's white

>>379224517
Border Collies are truly the greatest dogs
Basically rocket scientists.

>>379228316
Roseville reporting

>>379228478
Post-modernism is what got us here in the firs place asshat. Stand for something or fall for anything

/pol/ is such a failure of a containment board that it works in reverse
not sure if this is funny or tragic

>>379228001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJUyxQ5SbY

>>379228516
It's a dirty pinko underneath

>>379228430
That's reassuring, but I don't have any money. Like legitimately I have 76 cents, don't have a car, and I didn't even know there was an LGS since Citadel closed down like 4 years ago.

>>379228291
Is that his name? That's my dogger's name.

>>379228351
>toxic
gb2 tumblr

>>379228562
It's like ISIS for keyboard warriors

>>379228316

I'm living in Saint Paul right now.

What the fuck was this thread about?

>dogcucks itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vTadjQ6kk8

niggers of the animal kingdom. they will turn on you at any given moment.

>>379226530
shit it's a dire wolf

>>379228547
I stand for not being dragged into vitriolic clown battles 24/7 because people have to be on edge and fight for their shitty, ill-informed beliefs at all times.

If that's not good enough, then i'll stand for the diametric opposite of whatever you stand for.

>>379228671
doesn't matter, post dogs

>>379228562
Its like a prison, people are there for being asshats but emerge as hardened memelords who are worse off than when they were put there

>>379228671
Minnesota and Doggos

>>379228387
Yeah I have never had a job, at best I have 2 references (2 college professors when I studied for an associate's in accounting) and a lot of experience helping my grandma and grandpa out with food bank work. I don't know anybody outside of my family. I'm in a temp agency but there hasn't been any positions (yet) and I'm trying to work with one of those unemployment places under the government.

>>379228675
>niggers of the animal kingdom
That would be Russians.

>>379228671
Video games :^)

>>379228675
Settle down, Satan. Your /pol/posting already derailed this thread enough

>>379228316
>Tangletown
Holy fuck, an anon in my own neighborhood, this is almost disturbing

>>379228562
Complaining about /pol/ makes you just as bad as /pol/.

>>379228605
>and I didn't even know there was an LGS since Citadel closed down like 4 years ago.

There's like, two of them. One's just selling miniatures, but I know there's an LGS right next to the Black Bear Lodge & Saloon that hosts 5e campaigns.

>>379228872
Fuck off /pol/ your silent majority doesn't exist