Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

>>379212870
just dont play it then, and no one gives a shit about VR

Why is online so shit compared to the Wii U version ? Why Nintendo want us to pay an annual fee for this garbage ?

>>379212948
says the guy with no vr

>>379213263
have fun playing a game you dont enjoy for imaginary points

Do people actually play this online? Whats the point in that? I thought Mario Kart 8 was for playing with the lads

>>379212870
Online Mario Kart is only fun in teams and with voice communication in my opinion.

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People play Mario Kart 8 for competitive purposes?

>>379213454
It isn't that I don't enjoy the game it is that the part I used to love in the previous game is now shit.
>>379213592
for getting better, tournaments, then more practice in time-trials and more competitive fun.
I am sure people will say it is random who wins and whatnot, but skilled players should always have an advantage, hence VR.

>>379213807
https://mkwrs.com/mk8dx/

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>>379213221
>Hit some guy with green shell
>Drops coins
>Guy is still ahead, I actually didn't hit him
>This scenario happens like 75% of time
shittiest experience I ever had in online mario kart, even in the DS one the game was more "responsive"

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>>379213919
>competitive mario kart

>>379213807
Yeah https://youtu.be/vsvYh7tNJcs

>>379214521
yeah, this is fairly new. I didn't see this happen when it first came out

>>379213807
People will find a way to be tryhard at literally anything as soon as online multiplayer is added.

>>379212870
>Mario Kart
>Competitive

Everyone laugh, laugh at this poor autist.

>Switch is all WiiU ports
>They aren't even GOOD WiiU ports
Glad to know that my WiiU exclusives will remain effectively exclusive and Kimishima's gouging machine will remain not in my collection since I wont have a new Mario Kart, Smash, or new ANYTHING ELSE to entice me into buying one

>>379215480
Why would you want to play a new Smash game when the last one was such a disaster?

>>379215620
YEAH MAN!

>>379212870
Welcome to Nintendo where all the games are shit. Or just git gud

>>379213592
I do /v/eekend on ocassion and do 3-4 races.

>>379214741
seems chill with less players in a lobby like this one

>Competitve Mario Kary
oh boy, Smash autists spreading their tourneyfag agenda again

>>379213221
Let's focus here, the game doesn't automatically become shit because you can't win in it.

>competitive Mario Kart
This is amazing.
OP, is this your first? Nothing sounds too out of the ordinary other than you getting personally booty-blasted

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>>379216143
>complain about online quality
>"git gud"
Autism

>>379216595
Since you're not referring to anything specific, I'm just assuming I'm right about that. You keep incriminating yourself.

>>379216418
nah, ur mom was my first
I am personally blasted as fuck, the game is rigged for random winners now.

Competitive Mario Kart only exists to those in the beetle kart, with tiny wheels playing as dry Bowser. I just try to play to have fun and let off steam from a shitty day in work and ruin the try hards attempt to get 1st place in every race.

It puts a small smile on my face when they come 2nd for the first time and then immediately leave the room.

>>379216906
This posts makes you seem like you're just mad about people being better than you.

>in 1st place
>see blue shell icon on map coming for me
>pull back into 2nd
>get hit anyway

Ahh so it homes in on whoever was in 1st place when it was fired, got it.

>in 2nd place
>see blue shell icon on map coming for person in front
>dash into 1st place
>get direct hit anyway

So the point of this game, online, is to come 3rd or below, right?

>>379212870
Get good

>>379217176
it has a proximity thing, if you are in first for the time it is homing in you will get hit.
You really have to time slowing down and watch the mini-map.

>>379212870
>"skill"
>but
>"skill"
>b-but
>"changes"
>b-b-but

Christ, why are "competitive" gamers such whiny fags? Literally just git gud, scrub. Your crutch has been removed.

>>379217132
Do you have some form of autism, ADD or do you have difficulty reading other people's posts clearly? I said I only play for fun, there are thousands of people better than me. Why would I be mad over one person who actually gets mad for not coming first every single race? I rarely make it to 6th place with how random this game can be at times

Am I not allowed to find the rage quitting of other people funny without being mad myself?

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>taking mk seriously

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>>379212870
>No interaction between players
>no ranked
>mii just walk around and do gay emote
>nintendumb online feature are so cold you could freeze your fireplace by throwing a switch in it


Yeah, obviously online game won't live really long if they all look like mario kart 8. I hope splatoon will be alright even with the retarded way voicechat work.

Can you even add people online by typing their names or do you still need thoses retarded fucking codes? I don't know if I wanna buy a switch because of this cretinous stuff

>>379212870
Neck yourself, you fucking Melee faggot

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>>379217924
>>379217581
>>379217479
>>379217285
>>379216049
>>379215429
>>379214739

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There will never be a decent Mario Kart thread on /v/ ever.

Mario Kart has no future as an esport!

>>379218132
There were 3 years ago when the game was new

the tracks will get highly optimized as time goes on
I mean, look at this one in super circuit

https://youtu.be/ml6w0BEdFaE?t=37s

>>379218121
not an argument

>>379214741
So aren't Wario and Dry Bowser just objectively better than Bowser and Morton since they have the same speed stats with better handling?

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>Playing MARIO KART competitively
>Playing ONLINE Mario Kart competitively

If you want a Nintendo game with at least halfway decent online just get ARMS or Splatoon

>>379216707
Mario Kart has literally always been rigged for random winners by design.

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>>379218618
>tfw they will turn it into a 3 section track like rainbow road 64

>>379218618
I could respect competitive Mario Kart if it was just time trials score chasing.

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>there are people that want to turn Mario kart into smash 2.0

Next thing you know they'll be complaining about dice rolls in Mario party

Why can't people just ignore things they don't like? Instead of having discussions about Mario Kart its all >lol competitive mk bitching. Tell me about your favorite track or something, mine is Delfino Square.

>>379221027
Moo Moo Meadow

is it really that bad? i was thinking of picking it up

>>379221350
Sherbet Land

Anyone else feel like certain characters have better luck with items than others? Im in a lobby with this shitter Wario and hes getting triple red shells multiple times while in both 3rd or 2nd while I'm getting single green shells and bananas in 4th.

>>379212870
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
>I want Morton only, no items, final destinati I mean baby park waaaaaahhhhhh

>>379221879
the chance is all over the place, especially depending how far 1st place is from 2nd.
I got a star several times now in 2nd in a 12 player lobby if that tells you anything

>>379221350
This one's kinda boring imo. But I like the cows.
>>379221846
Which one? I like the N64 one, the DD one is kinda boring.

>>379213592
Game is pretty fun online(Wii U). My young nephew and i would hop online and kick ass all over the track. Couch coop online is fun, especially when drunk.

>>379212870
pulling you head out of your ass and stop trying to go MLG on mario kart, you're fucking embarrassing ya stupid asshole. clock out.

>>379222251
The one in MK8 is my favorite
While the track itself is liner the music is fantastic.

>>379212948
>and no one gives a shit about VR
>>379213263
>says the guy with no vr

Wtf mario kart 8 has virtual reality support?

>>379217701
You add whoever you want without codes now, the catch is you can't interact with them in any way so it's all pointless.

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>>379225129
...

For real nigga?