sorry shipments only

>>379211340
*breaks in and kills you eventually*

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>>379211340
>tfw always made automated stores with e2
>some little kid takes the job and is selling shipment in the back alley
i just wanted to have a nice store

HA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAYAAH

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>be gun dealer
>build bulletproof glass around me except for a little hole for transactions
>gangster walks in
>"I want an AK"
>"Sure that'll be X dollars"
>"Give gun first"
>"No."
>"Then I won't buy."
>"K. Then leave."
>He caves and buys AK
>After giving it I close the little transaction window, he starts shooting at the bulletproof glass
>mfw cops come in and brig his ass

I miss RP

>>379216214
good story, but what do you mean "miss"?

>>379211340
GET OUT OF MY STOOOOOOORE

you're gonna
SUCK
THIS COCK
CLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

>>379217061
Last I checked, it seemed like it was a shadow of what it used to be.

I hope you're about to tell me I"m wrong.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImVPqpIqvo

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>spend an hour creating a really nice store
>finally stop building
>first people to come are raiders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W71120KPeM0

>play medic all the time
>people would come in and actually roleplay with you
>some people would even go on multiple visit treatments saying they're feeling better and what not
>youtubers start making gmod videos
>tears in the rain.png

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>be server owner
>little kids acting like little shits, building huge bases and breaking most of the rules
>go invis and slowly delete their props or unwire their shit
>they either freak the fuck out or never notice


>little shit screaming, hacking, or rdming
>freeze, tp, then jail them at the top of the fountain in spawn to deter people from playing on my server

good times

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>>379217198
>shadow of what it used to be
thats just gmod in itself nowadays, all the decent communities died years ago and children admins took over like the red tide.

*native chanting*

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>Servers are either rdm fest with addons/custom models out the ass or dictator land where players spend more time analysing if a kill was rdm or not than playing the game
Makes me sad

>>379218272
>tfw just want to find a low-rules intensive vanilla server
>yfw they're all MINECRAFT 24/7 maps

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>mfw I just wanna be a chef and they disable hunger

It's the comfiest job but no one wants to spend money on food and fund my 3 money printers in the back

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqrTfVxOPVs

>>379218605
>>379218272
Youtube is what destroyed GMOD

Now 100% of servers are children screaming and being annoying.

If you really wanted to roleplay on this awful games, you'd get your own server and do it that way.

But you won't, because you aren't ready to accept the responsibility at all.

There is a reason so many rules are in place on source shit.

It's to lessen the bullshit for the owners, lessens headaches.

I'm not defending the badmins on source stuff, but I am defending the admins who try to run a decent server. Until you are in that seat, you can never know how annoying it is to run a server or contain the bullshit.

>>379218825
at least someone gets to show the autism off in semi funny ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TTZThTwENw

>>379218849
it might suck for admins, but 90% of the time they don't try to make it a decent server. They realize it's shit to moderate, so they just fuck around themselves.

>>379218272
No it's usually a nice balance in the middle and it's one big fucking meme to pretend the game is just entirely broken playerbase-wise.
Is it just faggots with one hour's playtime who ragequit a server? What is to explain for this horseshit /v/?

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>>379212158
>not hiring the local gang to fuck the competition up continuously until the other merchant bows out.
>Not selling your weapons for rock bottom with $10 profit 'til the other weapon dealer gets sick of not making any money and goes thief
>Not buddying with local consumers so they have brand loyalty
It's like you weren't trying.

>>379219087
most servers back then had a limit of 1 to 2 gun dealers
but it being limited taught me how comfy opening a clinic is

>>379219027
>it's usually a nice balance in the middle
nigga what

>>379213926
WHITE DEVIL

>>379211340
white man bring nothing but death

>>379219362
I used to make a libertarian paradise. Everyone who joined lived together, and whatever they made they would keep or sell to make money. We even had a hobo maintain the road. it was a good time.

>>379219017
>group of friends put up a server every other year
>low amount of addons, light/medium RP is heavily encouraged
>get a huge following every time, population usually plateaus after a couple of months
>friends lose interest over time, despite putting in hundreds of hours of making everything run smoothly
>basically HR the entire admin team, only have the best players - don't do that shitty application crap
>players love the server despite the low pop
>raiding is rare, RDM happens but my team is always quick to clean up the mess
>cheaters stand no chance against my admins
>we pay for the first 2-3 months then let the community pay
>after we run out of donations or get sick of it we close the server
>always feel like I've failed whenever the server closes

I hate and love playing darkrp at the same time. We've been doing this shit for over 5 years now, but I think we've closed for sure.

>lone gangster builds a den filled with max level money printers and every kind of drug creation lab
>I'm basically the only employed police officer on the server
>Make a point of raiding and shutting down this dude with all the money and drugs
>Spend the next hour walking up to the front entrance only to be shot by him with a sniper
>Eventually I get lucky enough to kill him with my pistol from long range
>Knock down his front door before he can get back
>Find his stash of money printers and drugs
>Take all the money out the printers for myself
>Take all the drugs for myself and I hide them police station
>Completely ransack his den so he has nothing left of his literal hours of hard work
>Blow up all the printers for the keks once I've taken the money
>The gangster dude spergs out big time and starts raging over the mic claiming I didn't have a permit to raid or some shit
>Eventually he rage quits
>With all my new found money and drugs I start selling the drugs as a side job to being a police officer
>Nobody ever suspects a thing, the police officer with 500k in his wallet

this is what's left of gmod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SsZ3R_4H90

>>379222898
just gotta find a good server my dude. We banned for this dumb shit, it's not RP, it's an excuse to RDM

>tfw you will never EVER find a reupload of the Jailbreak griefing video with Postwar Dream playing in the background

it hurts

>>379211340
>try to have a business
>1 hour in (sometimes less) get raided by 10 dudes with automatic rifles and pump action shotguns
>all i have is a shitty pistol that does barely any damage
>they treat me like shit under the guise of "RP"
>lose everything
>repeat

idk man

S A N T I A G O

woah

hello?

>Join server with 4 friends
>Friends get on police force
>I get elected mayor
>Build a fort in the corner of the map with two of the guys standing on top
>spawn a radio, friend interviews me over mic
>eventually we get bored and start doing deals with druglords

fuck I miss fucking around with friends on RP servers

>>379213926
GET OUT OF MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>379226023
OH MY GOD YOU ARE RETARDED

>>379218605
I don't care about Minecraft, but that one map with the portal to the lava world is pretty good.

>>379218272
niico's ttt is a good server with decent players. I dont play anymore because other games but I've played steady for a year and it was always good times.

>>379229152
>minecrats lying around
>use the magneto stick to pick them up and whip them at anyone that gets near me, instantly killing them
>propkilling isnt shown on console for admins, detectives cant find any evidence

easy mode

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are there very vanilla servers on the old rp_downtown?

I dont want 60+ jobs.
I don't want any custom models and cars.

I just want good old gmod rp with cops, gangsters, gun dealers, thieves, mayor, hobos and money printers.

Also maybe little restrictions on building tools.

There has to be a server like that somewhere.

>>379229370
Okay, your Jimmy John's order will be here in 20 minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GmrLH61c5I

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>Can you not do that? You're ruining my immersion.

>>379218973

>The fucking Spartan playing blow me away over the mic

Oh man.