Why are villainesses allowed to be so sexy?

>>379195571
i agree, ass is too big desu

>>379195665
It's too perfect.

>>379197327
Not him but I agree. Asses shouldn't be gigantic like that. It's just bizarre and looks gross.

It goes back to children's programming. Sex appeal was made a trait for evil villains. The main characters had to have those characteristics toned down.

>>379197515
That's not gigantic.

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>>379195571
>hot taught body
>turns around
>has huge ugly tits

>>379195665
>>379197515
Get outta here Ireland

>>379198041
>big ugly tits and no hips
Objectively the worst combination

>>379198350
Nah if she had some nice As or Bs she'd've been perfect.

>>379198041
>Huge tits are a sign of fertility
>They nurture a healthy child naturally
>They are an attraction for a healthy male to breed and create offspring
I'm sorry your genes are broken and warped. Please turn in your existence at your nearest bridge.

You are a failure as a male
You are a failure as a mammal
You are a failure as a human

>>379198476

Brest size is unrelated to milk production though.
I am a B cup and would be considered over producing if I had a child since I make nearly 4 ounches a breast every session which are about every 2 hours.

>>379198710
1. Tits or gtfo
2. LONDON
3. Manboobs don't produce milk only sadness
>>379198476
4. A true gentleman loves breasts of all size

>>379195665
Fuck off Scotland

>>379198476
>https://www.bustle.com/articles/163816-6-things-to-know-about-small-boobs-whether-youre-an-owner-or-just-a-fan
>https://www.babycenter.com/404_is-it-true-that-moms-with-small-breasts-produce-less-milk_10310185.bc?PageSpeed=noscript

Small tits are
>More sensitive
>Stay perkier longer
>Produce as much milk

Big tits BTFO

>>379195571
>villain"""""""essess""""""""
kys

>>379198834

I mean, I guess technically it is a male's chest.
They don't really look like manboobs though and are also my main sexual outlet.

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>>379195571
>sexy

>>379199271
>Tranny
>Breasts make milk

In your dreams, SIR

>>379199431
Without male hormones in the way introducing the proper hormones and physical stimulus can activate lactation in anyone; baring those that have had to have their breast tissue removed of course.

>>379199431
>thinking men can't lactate
kek

>>379198910
>>More sensitive
I'm not the one getting my tits squeezed.

>Stay perkier longer
If you like erect pointy things I have bad news for you.

>Produce as much milk
You've run out of arguments by the third point so you resort to things they're equal in. Incredibly embarrassing.

>>379199680
>Give medical reasons why smaller tits are scientifically superior, and at the very least not any worse, to big tits

>Y-yeah well they're bad because I don't like them
>Y-you're just gay

smdh pham

>>379199680

The big tits guy brought up milk production though.

>>379195571
Sex is supposed to be "evil" or some dumb shit.
I never understood this agenda.

>>379200432
It's the American way

>>379195571
Because nine times out of ten they're the only female characters written with any hint of, well, actual character. People's backlash against "eyecandy" girls was mostly against main characters, so those have to be Americanized prudish as can be now. But because the prudes don't play games they usually don't know about the villainness(es) or their sexiness and because the people who do play the games and complain only care about eyecandy when it's not in-character villainnesses have been mercifully overlooked for ages.

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>>379195571
Because they are evil. And sex is evil according to a staggering amount of people and therefore it's ok.

HA HA THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING SEVEN SEQUELS

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>>379200432

The idea of a temptress corrupting a good and noble man is one of the oldest legends you can imagine. It's not an "agenda" so much as a universal statement on the nature of temptation.

>>379200998
You got the one where the girl tries it as part of going overseas and gets pissed when the guy winds up getting a shitload?

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>>379198476
>wanting to breed rather than sample a bit of everything

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>>379201338

Of course. I like saving failed relationship stories to study any common red flags to avoid in my own life.

>>379201741

Rereading this story, I never noticed how weird it is for a person to spend over three months completely separated from their partner for the sake of a "vacation." The two friends in my life who have the most stable relationship have never spent more than a few days apart in their life, and the boyfriend even quit his job so he could follow the girlfriend to a business trip overseas for a few weeks. From what I've seen, they absolutely love each other and will make all sorts of compromises just to be near each other.

It sounds really obvious but I guess I never appreciated just how important it is to want to be physically near the person you love. Guess wanting to take an extended "vacation" by himself/herself is one of those red flags, even if it's not a guarantee of anything bad.

>>379201741
Thanks man, always a good read.

>>379200998
This just makes the guy sound like a dick, really. If that's all it took for him to end it he should've done so way sooner, and not in such a way.

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Man I came on /v/ to talk about games, not talk about boobs and then be reminded of that feel when no gf

>>379202791
go back to /pol/ frogposter

>>379203016
>frogs alongside no gf post comes from /pol/
Reminder this is how you can spot a newfag

>>379202754
No, the guy did the right thing.

>If he'd said he wasn't comfortable with it I would have been okay with that

That is the biggest lie and female can tell you. The idea would have lingered on in her head for weeks, months, even years, and she'd have either come to resent him, cheated anyway, or both.

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>>379202754

How should he have ended it then?

If a man or woman brought this "offer" up to their partner, it's inherently unfair because the person who wanted it in the first place probably has all their preferences planned out. Everything would be weighed in favor of the person who proposed it in the first place.

No matter how "fair" the offer might be, if one partner made it clear that he didn't want this then it's just another violation of trust to try to push the issue. Flat out.

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>>379198041
>loving flat chested females

kys pedo just after you want to your last loli hentai in your pitful life

>>379203387
He messed up, I agree.

"le pepe of no gf" belongs on /b/ or 9gag with all the concentrated cancer.

>>379200685
You could say that it's gods way to help reduce procreation so we don't overpopulate the world. I mean look at all the obstacles in place preventing you from getting laid often

Religion
Feminism
STD's
Escapism (Video Games)
Black Men

This thread needs more sexy evil women.

>>379203639
He shpuld have sat down with his ex and have a normal break-up talk with her. Not just go away and cut her off completely.

>>379203639
>>379204608

Agreed, just upping and leaving a relationship without any explanation is really juvenile, UNLESS his goal were to make her obsessed with him/showing up at his office/etc.

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>>379204216
best evil butt in vidya

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>>379204608
>>379204857

> have a normal break-up talk

What would that entail and how would you mitigate the possibility of an extremely angry and violent response from the female partner? If anything, he made his terms clear from the very start of his relationship and she crossed a clear line. Instead of trying to negotiate with someone who no longer respects his boundaries, he made a clean cut that totally removed the possibility of a violent confrontation between the two of them.

There's a very strong possibility that you guys are either trolling or have just never been in a stable relationship before, but I'm banking on the latter.

>>379195571
BBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP

>>379195571
>Why are villainesses allowed to be so sexy?
Because that's all women are good for. What good is a woman in a video game, if they aren't sexy?

>>379205037
Everytime i read about Jared i smile.

>>379205037
How many screencaps of other people's failed relationships do you have?

>>379201741
Assuming this is real, I bet Daniel asked the old lady to send her that message as a test.
What a lad.

>>379205037
They were together for 5 years. What pussy you are that you're afraid of your gf to turn to violence in a break-up talk.
That guy should have just taken like half an hour, sat her down and explained to her that he has no interest in polygamy and that the romance and trust are gone. Then he wishes her all the best and is done with it.

>how would you mitigate the possibility of an extremely angry and violent response from the female partner?
Meet her for dinner or something. Take her out for a walk in the park. It's not hard.

>There's a very strong possibility that you guys are either trolling or have just never been in a stable relationship before, but I'm banking on the latter.
I just believe women should be treated like adults. But I'm not an Americlap. Do your women become violent when you break up with them? After 5 years?

>>379201741
I wonder why she didn't think hard enough about that it means her boyfriend might be fucking a chick all the time she's gone.

>>379202791
Just fap. The feeling goes away the moment you finish.

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>>379205037
>two people in a relationship for four years, engaged for five months
>bitch can still get butterflies from some dipshit at work
>starts a two-month long bootycall with this guy
>he's got a girlfriend himself
>this Jered guy thinks he's doing himself or anyone else a favor by having loose sex with three different women
>seven people all made worse for this situation

Everybody is a piece of shit.

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>>379205746

I just find it very curious that the women in your life are apparently so stupid that you feel the need to spend half an hour repeating a position that you've held for over five years.

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>>379205590

Last one then, with the genders reversed

>>379205037
every time i read this, my first though is basically this >>379205816
everyone involved in this story should be killed for the betterment of the human race

>>379205037
Damn, I misremembered this story. I thought Jared fucked her friend, mom, and sister. But it turns out it wasn't mom, just a cousin.

>>379205816
>>379206113

Oh, I didn't save it because I think the guy is a good person in this story. It's just so fucking weird and over-the-top that I have a hard time believing it's true, so I mostly read it for a laugh.

>>379206226
i don't disagree it's entertaining, but it's one of those moments where if this shit is true, the best option is for them all to go

>>379195571
The sexy she-snake is a cliche that goes back to at least the bible.

>>379195571
What game? Vampires?

>>379205037
Goddamn Jared is alpha as fuck
He'd be the protagonist of a beat-em-up game.

>>379205997
In this example that position was obviously never clearly articulated, otherwise she would not have asked his opinion.

>>379206671
SiN

>>379206860
And here I skipped it because it didn't move past the first episode. Look at what I missed out.

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>>379206854

> I'm not going to pretend that he isn't a monogamous type of guy

Let's just drop the argument here, bro.

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>>379195571
Jessica's hotter.

>>379205753
She said so herself
>most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle I wasn't overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls

Bitch thought she was gonna get some a dicking, then come back to her man who was too much of a loser to actually fuck someone else. She 100% deserved that shit.

>>379195571
I bought the Sin series entirely because of this scene
It's a okay Half-Life clone with 80s references

>>379205794
these guys can't finish

>>379195571
They're not but still do it because they're evil.

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>>379204142
Noice!

I'm black and I would never prevent you for getting laid often, anon

>>379207682
This. Most guys don't realize the quiet ones have a fucking A game (they themselves usually don't even know it).

Girls absolutely love to be the one that gets them out of the shell.

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>>379208261
>tfw you're a black virgin with no hope for romance, but people just assume that you drown in pussy anyways

>>379208529
damn man you must get a lot of pussy

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>>379197327
>>379198051
>>379198891

Mah niggas!

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>>379208529
I know exactly what you mean!

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>>379202791

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>>379195665
>>379197515

Fucking plebs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDw9MTaMQQ

>>379208529
>go to bar
>BLACK white womyn

there you go

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>>379208941
>people always post the Prison School argument
>which was made up on the spot as a lie by a boob man

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>>379209154
Next you'll tell me to just be myself

Post more sexy villains.

>>379208941
that just means that ass lovers are less evolved. no surprise that south america and africa are full of them.

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>>379195571
It's a rule

>>379209272
just unleash your inner Tyrone anon

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>>379208838
>>379208941
My people

>>379208941

Now this is a one world order I can get behind

>>379209457
I'll stick to acting like a real human bean

>>379208860
My life in one photo.

>>379209272
ignore bitches get 2d and money anon

this is the key to happenis

t. fat white guy

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>>379208297

The same goes with grillz too.

I was 30 and met a 20 year old QT22/7 at my university. She had never had a serious boyfriend, could not suck or fuck to save her life and honest yo Allah, did not know how to pay for the bill at a restaurant.

I pulled that girl out of her shell did horrible HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE to every orifice on her body for 18 months and then she left me.

Shy was super introverted so never contributed much to the conversation but I had a decade worth of hilarious stories and fuck ups to talk about. Once my jokes and stories got old, all we did was have sex which started getting stale because there nothing left to do except super gross fetishes.

So our fling ran out of fuel but she didn't know/was afraid to break up with me so she just started talking even less and making the sex super boring in hopes of getting me to leave her.

I told her I knew that game and told her in the future to not play games and just pull the trigger and get it over with.

Then I hatefucked her once last time after telling her how horrible of a person she was was for wasting my time and money, her many personality flaws, etc. she was crying nay openly sobbing; it was brutal in hindsight but she had it coming.

Living the Dream

Oh and I looked exactly like her oldest brother who was 24 and in the Marines; she told me she used to fuck his friends just to stay in his orbit.

I actually met him and we just looked at each other, then her, then shrugged.

It made my dick diamonds pretending to be her older brother and making her promise not to tell Mom.

>>379195571
hatefuck is pretty good; it's duality to want and want close and to want destroy and want away

>>379208941
Tits > Ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyeoWxT2bVI

>>379206079
More

>>379211528
>that feet guy

picked up

>>379206854
You mean in 5 years of a monogamous relationship on the mutual understanding that sleeping with someone else would probably break it, or at least shake the foundations, the monogamy aspect wasn't clearly articulated?

Do you need a notice on the fireplace telling you it's hot too?

>>379214770
Yeah, this series is pretty funny.

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>>379209371

>>379198350
sounds like a MtF
I fucking hate traps

>>379207184
Fucking episodic gaming ruining everything. How could they let SiN die?

>>379200998
>he's not throwing away anything, he's cutting his losses while he can
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

>>379208529
what manga is that I dig this artsyle

>>379218980
boku no wandering island