So this happened apparently

>>379193860
Cool logo. Better design than RE desu.

>>379193962
>5 inches
I'm sorry.

>>379193860
It's fucking China. What did you expect? They fucking eat dogs and rats using oil from the sewers there.

>>379193860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVP5gJBmRtA
Umbrella!? Huh?

>>379194158
5in is big in Asia

>>379195802
Average

>>379193860
good ol china.

>>379193860
Re outbreak.

>>379195975
Average in america, big in asia.

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>>379193860
I've always wanted to become a bioweapon, maybe I'll pay them a visit.

>>379196946
asia's a big place

>>379198232
no it's actually a normal place but with really small people

>>379193962
underrated post kek

>>379193860
I've seen so many fucking cars in my city with the Umbrella corps logo on them and I thought it was just fucking nerds logoing their cars but apparently there's a real cleaning service in my city under that name

>>379193962
Typical tiny white boi make way for the BBC

>>379193860
Your skin will be so healthy, it lives forever as an anti-skeleton!

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>>379193860
>Results from going to the skin clinic

>>379196946
5 inches is not average. Every dick I've ever seen is 6.125 inches.

>>379199067
as expected of an expert on dicks

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>>379196946
>5 inches
>average in America

>>379199157
I've only seen one.

>>379199067
>Every dick I've ever seen is 6.125 inches

That's a very specific number, anon. Unless the total number of dicks you've seen in your life is 2 or smaller, the likelihood of such an event is astronomically low. It's like winning the dick lottery twice in a row.

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>tfw above average height (5,7) and above average dick length (6 inches)

>>379199210
>animu poster rating dick-sizes

Either solid irony or just plain bizarre.

>tfw 7
nice feeling

>>379198232

big if true

>>379199541
>Tfw all BLACKED.com actors are around 5'4-5'8

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http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/05/health/normal-penis-size/index.html

>>379193860
>OUR MISSION

>>379198459

Where? I keep seeing a fucking Audi with the logo by where I work.

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>>379199770

>linking to CNN

>>379199770
fake news

>>379199747
>The Hafu kids grow up to be doctors
>The white woman is left to raise an 85 IQ niglet by herself

Seems good.

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>tfw 10 inches
>have erectile dysfunction

I can't even brag about my size, knowing I can't get it up

>>379193860
COMPLETE MELANINE SATURATION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRnp4UPI-Qk

well then, zombie Apocalypse is coming i guess

>>379200105
>death grip-induced ED
Also probably porn desensitized. Three times I almost lost my /v/ card and couldn't get it up. Pretended to have whiskey dick and hate myself.

>>379193860
How is that legal?

>>379200105
cardio + kegels + fish oil

you can do it anon

Just to be sure check their employee directory for an Ada Wong.

>>379200846
People watch way too much porn

>>379200784
Gowa Dan

>>379200846
>>everywhere on the internet says 8+ is better and gives most pleasure to women
I'm 5.5 and I bottom out on my girlfriend. It'd be even worse if my dick wasn't curved. Or it could be better but then I'd be stabbing her womb more often than an ovary.

>>379193860
That's actually a good choice. Also why are you a.) reading Kotaku and especially b.) reading fucking Brian Ashcraft "articles"?

>>379194158
5 is about Average in the US.

>>379200061
>85
It wouldn't be 85 again, it would probably be somewhere in the high 90's. IQ is mostly heritable. IQ of mixed children tends to be in the middle of the two group's averages, provided both parents have around average IQ. Extreme environmental factors can cause great gains and losses in IQ though.

>>379200846
>most vaginas ive met can't handle over 7 inches
>some can hardly handle 6+ inches

Yeah, I'm a bit over 7 and this shit is the worst. Pretty rare to get a girl that can deepthroat it too. I hooked up with this chick two weeks ago that could only get halfway down on it with her mouth, and she was texting me about how she liked big cocks before that.

Fug.

>>379199958
Couldn't find one on breitbart or foxnews for you brah

B strong

>>379198323
Fuck off hothead

>>379200846
The average dimension of the vagina is like 4-5 inches deep. And even then it's kind of a moot point because you bring a girl to orgasm via the clit, which is kinda right there y'know?

>>379202460
Oral/foreplay is vastly underappreciated these days.

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>>379193860
You're not fooling anyone, Umbrella.

>>379193860
Aren't chinese already zombies?

>>379193860
>apparently

middle schooler detected

>>379202984
implying your better than him

>>379195513
>The pussy version

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>>379193962
Everyone who says their dick is anything above 6 is, in fact, lying.

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>make post about resident evil
>a videogame
>instantly devolves into discussion of penis sizes
This is what I mean about /lgbt/ ruining every thread. Please just delete this board.

>>379193860
Isnt that the basic idea of that one commercial from RE: Apocalypse

>>379200426
What's the fish oil for?

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I used to be able to fap 2 times a days everyday. Now I can only fap one time a week. What can I do? I'm only 22, so it's not because I'm old.

>>379204125

lgbt the new furries

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>>379200105
>mfw only time I can't get hard is when I'm going to have sex

>>379204989
Heart health/Blood flow.

i have a 13 inch cock, do you think is a problem?

>>379203901
But i am 16cm.
I thank my dad for my superior genes.

>>379203901
Again, I feel so sorry for you...

>>379195975
We're talking about Asia here. There are, like, 3 onaholes that fit the average american dick, if that's anything to go by. I'm right around 6, and I'm limited to the Lolinco Virgo or... nothing if I want a hole I don't pierce.

>Umbrella
>a bad idea

Yeah that seems about right

>>379205076
watch your testosterone and estrogen levels, weight, probably cardio would help too

>>379203901
>tfw 17cm master race

>>379200105
post pics desu

>>379205463
>measuring in cm
is it really that tiny that you need to inflate your ego with bigger numbers?

>>379205159
Same. I get nervous when I'm about to bone a girl and don't know why.

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>yfw traps have a bigger dick than you

>>379205695
>>379205159
Performance anxiety you dumb shits.

>>379205461
>watch your testosterone and estrogen levels

How do you do this? Do i have to buy a machine or something?

>>379205902
Am no expert but sure you can't do it at home. You might need to see a specialist or doctor about it. I hear squatting helps to raise testosterone levels, but have not tried/testes myself.

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>>379205902

Stay away from tap water.

>>379199067
To this day I legit believe that 5 inches is just a white lie society so men don't kill themselves. Every single male friend I have has commented they're above average, including myself.

>tfw long and girthy
>nearly 27yo KV
the iron knee

>>379200354
China doesn't give a single fuck about any law ever. They don't even have fucking human rights in that piece of shit of a country, for crying out loud.

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>>379193860
She is a qt.
Would definitely take to a love hotel and all kinds of mosaic stuff with her.

>>379206092
Or you know, maybe they're lying?

>>379206092
>even my dick is bigger than that
>and it's kinda small
You may be onto something.

>>379206092
Your micropenis is dragging the average down

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>>379199747
>implying i'm worthy of an asian wife
i'd never have kids, though

>>379206483
I trust them enough, plus I've taken showers with most of them (no homo) and besides one that claimed he was a grower not a shower I have no reasons to doubt any of them.

I'm like 6.7 in and honestly it doesn't even feel impressive. I really have a hard time believing the majority are below 6 in.

>>379202460
>you bring a girl to orgasm via the clit

virgin detected

>>379206092
>Every single male friend I have has commented they're above average, including myself.
yeah because people are just going to tell you that they have a tiny dick

>>379202169
average penis length is skewed by basketball Americans
white people have like 4 inch peckers while black people sport 12 inch long black mambas

>>379193860
Did Ashcraft migrate to China to write his nonsensical "vidya related" ""news""?

>>379193860
The colors on the logo/sign look pretty menacing, scratchy metal with blood red.

>>379206729
Pretty much everyone is a grower not a shower. When you're flaccid and cold it could barely be one inch long.

>>379206668
>worthy
Asian women, especially, Chinese, Korean, and Japanese suffer from the worst self loathing I've ever seen. They think they are inferior to every other kind of woman.

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At what age does the dick stop growing?
>tfw 20 and 5"

>>379207067
16

>>379207067
18. 16-17 if you grew up early like me. If your dong is at least thick you should be fine.

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>>379206092

I kinda feel that way, too. I'm 6.7 (17cm) which according to statistics should mean I'm above average, but I feel pretty average. To be fair,I'm not performing regular penis inspections on men in my vicinity but you still get to see a schlong or two in the gym shower.

Maybe it really is a compassionate conspiracy to make small and average-sized guys feel better about their equipment.

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>>379204125
This tbqh

>>379207127
At worst you can always just actually get good at sex, at which point the actual size of the dick is much less important

>>379206069
Oh, what does tap water do?

>>379207192
I'm 17-18 and also feel average as fuck.

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>>379193962

My penis looks like a baby dick

When it's flaccid

>>379205463
>>379203901
>tfw 19cm yet i am sad that i cant reach 21cm/8inch and i still think my dick isn't big enough.

its shooped ya dinguses

>>379206092
>>379206483
>>379206592
>>379207192
>>379206780
And they say women are worse...

>>379206787
Nah, I'm white with over seven and had girls that burned coal tell me I was their biggest.

Pro tip: I got herpes, avoid mudsharks.

>>379208441
>avoid mudsharks
Thanks for dropping that common knowledge bomb.

>>379206592
>>379204125
>>379203901
>>379207192
>>379208127
The average penis length is 5-and-a-half inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who Googles "average penis length" is 3-and-a-half inches.

>>379205690
Please, just think about your words. Learn something about the world, maybe.

>>379206069
not him but I drink litres of tap water every day and I usually go 3+ faps/day, I'm on 5 right now

but I'm a leaf

We always talk about hard length. I'm curious what soft sizes we have and how that compares to hard. I'm between 5.5 and 6 hard depending on how generous I am with my rounding, but barely 2 soft.

>>379207127
>If your dong is at least thick you should be fine.
This is my biggest fear. I think I might have a skinny dick. I've checked average penis girth, and measured myself with cloth measuring tape, and it appears I'm exactly the average. But even knowing this, I still feel small. My dick might be the absolute statistical average in length and girth, and that bothers the shit out of me. I wished I was at least a little above average in both departments.

>>379203901

>be in a spanish club after school and sitting next to a friend
>out of nowhere he says he has a 10 inch dick
>awkwardly laugh at his comment
>"don't believe me?"
>"lol, you wish bro."
>thought the conversation ended there
>he pulls out his phone and shows me a pic
>it's a dick pic
>his dick pic
>and the dick was pretty damn big
>"see? told ya."
>"y-yeah..."
>we had light conversation about games afterwards
>i try to avoid him as possible after that and eventually we stop talking

>>379209180
wait what does being a leaf have to do with it? also a leaf, and also usually fap around 3+ times a day, tho tryin to slow down. what's this all about?

Always been curious how people fap most often. I primarily erp, so I barely have time for once a day, much less two or three times.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13121913

>>379209452
he's implying the gubment puts estrogen in the water to subjugate the masses, whether Canada does as well is up to debate

>>379209545
have you seen our senate? you're goddamn right their putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin frogs gay

>>379209545
If that was true then the Nestle CEO would be in on it so bottled water wouldn't be safe either.

>>379209345
Shit that reminds me of my friends roommate showing me a pic of his tiny ass dick. Makes since because he likes being a sissy but it caught me off guard.

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>4cm flaccid
>14 cm erect

I've been denied sex because of my dick. It's 5.5 inches, 6.5 if you believe in meme-pressing. She saw it and told me it wouldn't be "worth it" to fuck. We ended up fucking anyway after I ate her out for a bit and she ended up coming over almost weekly for the next three months.

Girls don't know what they want and dick size is a meme. You can't change it so who gives a shit.

>>379203901
I slowly want to fuck more and more this mad lagartija.

My brains tell me never get your dick in crazy, and my dick tells me balls deep.

>>379209842
Jst b urself nerd

>>379209845
Bone pressed is the recognized standard of measuring.

>>379207067
20.

>5"
How? tight underwear all your life?
Boxers are a thing for something.

>>379209842
>4cm flaccid
Literally how?

>>379209345
> Be in technology class
> We're all in front of computers
> Guy next to me ask for help with something
> Show him how to do
> Look at the keyboard at some moment
> Realize he has his full dick and balls outside, waiting for the moment I see it
> Him and his friend laugh
> I laugh a little

>>379193962
Every penis I see on the internet is bigger than mine.

>>379208392
Sorry bro. We'll go back to bottling up our thoughts and worries soon.

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>>379195159
>using oil from the sewers

oh fuck why'd you have to remind me of that

>>379209842
Are you me?

>>379195802
>5in
>asia
no one in asia is 5 inches long dude.

>>379209997
Every penis I see in porn is bigger than mine, but none of my partners can ever fit it in their mouth.

What's up with that?

It's moderately girthy but only about 5 inches. I guess my gfs had small mouths or something???

>>379203901
I'm a mountain Ecuadorian and I have 7 inches, fucking KEK, Americans cant compete.

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>>379209997

I'd post a small benis to make you feel better, but I don't want to get banned.

Damn this thread is gay
Make it gayer

>>379209953
Have you never seen a flaccid dick before? They can get quite small. Most of the time flaccid will maintain a decent size but there are always moments of extreme shrinkage.

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>>379210391

Dude, seven inches is nothing for a mountain. That's basically a micropenis by alpine standards, certainly nothing to brag about.

>>379193860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc7vnJ0O5LU
Jill sandwich.

>>379209937
No one measures that way. That would turn my 6 into a 7, which isn't true because no one measures from the bone.

>>379210887
JIM THE DANCER IS THE BEST DANCER

>>379193860
>hundreds if not thousands of gamers going there for gamer cred and shitty jokes about being turned into a zombie on social media
>terrible
It's brilliant until they get sued by Capcom.

>>379210952
Let them keep pretending. If they think everyone else is adding an inch, it makes them feel better about how small they are.

>>379211031
>DANK MEMES

>>379210732
When its really cold i can get to about 6/7cm flaccid maybe but 4? Is that when its cold or just normal?

>OP makes thread about Umbrella skincare
>Virgins discuss dicks and asian wives

/v/ is like a box of chocolates

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>>379210887
>the quote in the picture
i prefer JBP's line of thinking. "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality rate"

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>>379193962

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>>379210429
Gotcha.

>>379209838
>Shit that reminds me of my friends roommate showing me a pic of his tiny ass dick

Had a guy try to pull that at my job and the girls laughed when he showed it.

I think it's borderline autistic and they can't see how creepy that shit is.

>>379193860
What the point of discussion about genetalies on /v/? Janny-ator are you still here? Put them back to /b/ or whatever.

>>379206731
your girlfriend must love getting fucked by you man

>>379210887
I miss those talking mountains. How long ago was that?

Isn't it great to have the metric you are judged on by literally everyone in society is completely out of your control.

>>379211248
Different anon, but I'm right around 5 flaccid, somewhere around 16 hard. Not common but not TOO rare.

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>>379211357
I love to talk about genetalies with janny-ators!

>>379211310
>/u/
not that kind of gay

>>379211248
I'm not the original 4cm guy but on rare occasions it does shrink down that far. Normal flaccid, like right now, is around 3 inches but under unknown conditions I've seen it become this tiny little baby dick that can't be much more than 1.5 inches. It might be caffeine/extremely spiked blood pressure related.

>>379211536

Unless you are a very adamant exhibitionist most people are not going to judge you by the size of your penis, anon.

>>379211785
its all about your body temperature, thats why taking a cold shower can make you look like a woman

>>379211287
Middle > left > right

>>379202224
>have 16cm dick
>gf is 178cm tall
>i can feel that muh dick is already stretching her
>says she's glad I'm not bigger

She experienced a bigger dick than mine once and said it hurt her. I've spent so many virgin years worrying about having a tiny sub 20cm dick and it didn't even matter.

>>379211741
The meanning of mods was to delete this talks.

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>>379211749
I gotcha. check out this girl crossdressing as a man. She must be GAY.

>>379211357
>he doesn't enjoy discussing penises with /v/

>>379211785
>It might be caffeine/extremely spiked blood pressure related.

Or general inactivity.

>>379208728
Does that mean i can make my penis size above average if i google that?

>>379211785
whenever I'm exercising my dick goes into itself

>>379199541
*SNORT*

>175 posts
>no mention of penis inspection day

>>379211997
Too gay

>>379193962
You fucking bastard you started this resident dicks thread hahaha.

>>379211997
Get the fuck out of here faggot.

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>>379211741

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>>379212231
>>379212210
What's wrong? You a homophobe?

>>379211997
>choker with a bell

>>379212171

Maybe there are mostly Europeans ITT, afaik they don't have penis inspection day over there.

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The oddest RE thread I've seen

>>379212532
>no one will ever inspect your penis
could be fun

>>379204989
lubrication

>>379202224
That's because girls don't know shit about dicksize beyond extremes. You can fuck a girl in the dark and say almost any reasonable number and she'll believe it unless it's a monster shlong or baby dick.

She probably deepthroated some dude with a 5 inch dick and thought wowwwww I love fat cocks

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>>379212630
Maybe because there's nothing to talk about?
Maybe it's some viral marketting.
Maybe it's some logo theft in a country with loose copyright laws?
Ultimately, there's not enough meat to the story.

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>>379204125
>thinks this only happens after /lgbt/
ha

captcha: cumming close

>>379198232
For you

Is this threadkino?

Why the fuck do guys care about fucking size? Holy shit.

>>379213475
My dad's stronger than your dad.

>>379209946
>tfw 5" and haven't grown since 14-15
>tfw tight underwear all my life
>tfw I probably could have been bigger

>>379207192
flaccid dick size doesn't correlate to erect size.

why don't you just fucking post the picture instead of a screenshot of a kotaku article, bumblefuck?

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>>379193860
>post screenshot of article
>but not a link to the article in the screenshot

>>379212171
I know this is stereotypical but is/was this an actual thing in America? Seems weird considering how prude your culture used to be.

>>379212324
sauce please, those legs and those tits are god-tier. I highly doubt it's a trap with that figure...right?

>>379213961
Not a trap at all. I'd sauce you, but it's actually super easy to figure out who it is. All you have to do is try.

>>379213907
It's a meme. There has never been a penis inspection day in all of human history. Or is there?

H-hey guys! Instead of just talking about our dicks how about we p-post pictures too haha

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>Have a big dick
>Decide to become a priest
I don't play by the rules others set.

>>379214319
What kind of priest?

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Time to post some Becky

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>>379214196
>reverse image search
>bunny ayumi
>find this pic
jesus fucking christ those tits and that ass. I worry though that her top is holding in a lot of stomach fat.

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Ever see a big donkey dick like this?

>>379214623
Just look up her other pictures. She's got an incredible body.

>>379193860
JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC GAME JOURNO

ITS A RESIDENT EVIL GAME OF COURSE ITS GONNA HAVE AN UMBRELLA LOGO YOU DUMB FUCK

GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT

>>379208441
how do you get rid of herpes? that must be painful

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>>379214319
I wonder if back in medieval times having a huge dick was consider heresy or just a sign of evil or something and they'd cut it off or just burn you at the stake.

>>379214248
Okay
https://my.mixtape.moe/tahytl.jpg

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>>379214761

It's like playing tag.

You gotta transfer them to someone else.

>>379214854
now i feel the need to post my dick

>>379215027
I don't see why not. What do you think about mine?

>12.7cm
>circumcised
>cum in 30 seconds
I was gonna complain but it's not like I'm gonna ever lose my virginity so I'm not sure if I should.

>>379205695
girls are shit, your penis has already realized this

>>379214889
People with incurable STDs should be quarantined or euthanized. It's the only way because obviously you aren't going to stop fucking and giving it to everyone else.

>tfw 7 inches dick
>fap nonstop for 4 years because i was a neet
>now check my dick and it's only 6,5 in
j-just...

>>379215192
Honestly, sex isn't that great. Been in a couple relationships, but I've always just enjoyed a few hours of erping way more than any sex I've had.

>tfw Asian
>little over 6"
Could've been a lot worse.

>have to go to sleep in dickposting hour

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Soooo... how do you properly measure your dick?

>>379215430
Just like there's varying flaccid lengths you can have different degrees of boners depending on how aroused you are. If you're just fapping out of boredom you probably won't be full mast.

>>379215192
>7 inches
>got circumcised when I was 2

I won't lose my virginity because I don't like going out by myself and even if I went out with friends, I'm never looking for anyone. Oh well.

>>379215576
Do what the rest of the internet does:

Ask someone how big their penis is and then add 0.5 inches or 1cm.

>>379204125
>being so new that you don't realize /v/ has been very gay since at least 2009

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Best RE in this order

RE2
RE3
RE1
RE Code Veronica
RE4
RE Survivor
RE5

>>379215576
Look down crosseyed and see where the shafts diverge. The space between the two heads is your penis length.

>>379215463
Lucky cunt. I bet you're one of them giant asians too.

>>379215092
needs more body to go with it t b h

>>379215763
Resi Giraffe doesn't even get listed?

>>379215856
it was shit

>>379215610
So in which situations will you have the biggest boner? Just sex?

>>379215832
I'm only 5'7". Everyone thinks I'm 5 years younger than I actually am.

>>379206787
Pathetic. Not talking about the post itself

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CORRECTION

RE2
RE3
RE0
RE1
RE Code Veronica
RE4
RE Survivor
RE5

>>379208728
>the average penis length of a man who Googles "average penis length" is 3-and-a-half inches.
Don't big guys like to see how much larger than average they are, tho?

>>379215949
>content that perfectly matches your fetish
>haven't fapped in a few days or longer
Both are extremely difficult to check.

>>379215848
My body kinda sucks, those 7 inches right there are pretty much the best part of me. Going to start stronglifts 5x5 as soon as I finish cleaning out my attic and get some gym shit.

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>>379215610
>fapping out of boredom

Fuck me, i am glad to know i'm not the only one doing this. I legit thought i had a problem.
That's a load off my mind.

>>379216279
Post it anyway.

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>>379215763
REmake > 2 > 4 > 3 > CV > 1 > REV2 > 0 > 6=7 > 5

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>>379193860

OC from my hometown, they supposedly sell e-cigarettes

Anyone here get hard fast after busting a nut then staying hard for a while?

>>379217109
>not yet snake! It's not over yet!

Asian here. I didn't have a chance to begin with.

>>379209997
they use CG to enlarge them, its impossible for humans to have penises that big

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>mfw 11cm dick

>>379217372
Become a girl and let men fill you up

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>>379217372

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>>379202224
>6.5, almost 7
>pretty thick
>cause pain, exhaustion and numbness without proper foreplay
>literally start getting ejected after multiple rounds

I always knew porn sizes were bullshit but fuck man, what a strange feel to have less sex because genetics too stronk

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>>379217372

>>379212995
captcha should be reddit because that's what you are

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>ultimate 'grower not a shower'
>flaccid dick is embarrassingly small

>>379217848
>caring about flaccid size at all

unless you have extreme erectile dysfunction then literally whats the fucking point

>>379210052
Wait, of what exactly?

Are bent dick a good addition ?

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>>379206069
Bottled water has xenoestrogens in the plastic though right?

What are you suppose to drink

>>379218191
Only of it bends upwards. Otherwise it's useless

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>>379195802

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>>379196946

>>379216017
>RE2 at the top

when will this meme die? RE3 1 and 0 are all extremely comfy, RE2 NEVER GETS COMFY. the streets are stressful the police station is stressful the sewers are stressful the lab is stressful and then its over. even the save room music is the worst.

RE3
RE1
RE0
RE2
everything else

>>379218191
no dick is completely straight

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>>379206731
dude what?

>>379212076
This. My dick sometimes doesn't even reach 2cm after exercise. It's basically just a bunch of skin at that point.

>>379218438
>the streets are stressful
>the sewers are stressful
>the lab is stressful

As they all goddamn should be.

>the police station is stressful

Not even fucking remotely. the only stressful part is when you go down to the area with the morgue and the parking lot. Rest of the RPD is pure comfy.

>>379205159
For me it's when giving anal. Rather the sooner I shove it up there the smaller my chance of losing my boner.

>Only like 4 inches hard and I'm a grower on top of that
>Dad had a huge shlong when flaccid
>Never saw it hard in front of me so assume he's even bigger
It's not fair bros

>>379218468
But mine is turning like 45 degrees on the right midway. I was thinking it would increase friction or some shit like that.

>>379214248
Why not? Here:
>>25321409
>>25321413

>>379219175
Three of these >, the board, then the post number.

>>379219175
Derp.
>>>/soc/25321409

>>>/soc/25321413

RE4 is the best game in the series, don't >> me.

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>>379203189
it's KE, every version is the pussy version

>>379219473
>>379219473
that game ruined the past decade

>>379209210
Same, except I'm 3 when soft. I don't really get how the whole "growers and showers" thing came to be in the first place.

Are bad dragon onaholes worth it?

>>379219704
my dick is like 4+ times bigger when erect
it's still small, tho

>>379220007
My dick is 4 times more inches wide than long.

>>379218165
some news story about how restaurants in china uses sewer sludge instead of cooking oil to save money

>>379220007
now that i think about it it's not all that maybe 3x

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>>379218438
>hating the save music
Absolutely disgusting

>>379196946
actually asians have statistically bigger dicks than americans

>>379220129
Ewww wtf. Holy fuck that's savage. Makes you think the ghetto dindu's are civilized.

>>379220091
is that really possible?

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>>379220129
And I thought this shit was nasty

>>379218165
Gutter oil. And it was street vendors.

>>379209990

Are you a girl?

>All this talk of comparing dicks.

You fools, if only you knew. You must realize that each of our dicks are naught but shards of something greater. We must combine our dicks and achieve their final form.

Anyone here take zinc supplement?
Did it give you bigger loads?

>>379218438
RPD is a creepy sort of comfy if that makes sense.

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>>379220982
I am ready

>>379219676
>Not reading "don't >> me"
Don't blame DBZ for creating shonen, blame the copycats

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>>379220982
>Through dick, unity

>>379221891
Krishnas a fag, I'd rather Maras salvation any day.

>>379204125
>enter /lgbt/ once
>50 threads about depression
>click /clg/
>literally an absolute warzone
/u/ is mean at times but they're safe havens compared to /lgbt/

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>169 unique posters discussing penises on a video game image board

benis

:DDD

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>>379222540
There are few things in this world that are as universal as dicks

>>379222540
See I was right. There are no girls on the internet.

>>379205159
Permanent erection is a serious issue, you should probably see a doctor.

>>379222323
>click /clg/
Oh god, don't get me started. I'm a straight male that collects bjds. I still can't get over how catty and mean spirited girls can be. And they never forget. You'll see bjd confessions of a passing comment that someone made years ago about a doll's faceup. And god help you if you ever post a recast. You'll have to delete all your accounts and start fresh.

>>379223112
I am a girl with a penis

>This thread still up

>>379223272
I literally understand nothing about this post.

>>379223389
Same

>>379193860
love it :)

>>379223389
>>379223482
me either

>>379206092
They're lying and so are you. I've measured a good 50 dicks and people that overplay how big it is have smaller ones, they're also more likely to be aggressive.

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>>379223302
Are you cute?

>>379223389
>>379223482
>>379223563
I concur

So when measuring the base is taken on the stomach side yeah? So the base of the ruler rests above the scrotum?

>>379223648

Are you the penis inspector I've heard so much about?

>>379215763
Great taste

>>379206092
Selection bias. If you have a big dick, it's fun to bring it up, but if you're small or average, you stay quiet. You'll either avoid saying, lie, or convince yourself it's bigger by measuring wrong. No one wants to be known as the guy with the smallest dick among their friends, you'd never hear the end of it.

>>379223389
Oh god, don't get me started. I'm a straight male that collects dolls. I still can't get over how catty and mean spirited girls can be. And they never forget. You'll see tumblr drama blog posts complaining about a passing comment that someone made years ago about a doll's paint job. And god help you if you ever post a bootleg. You'll have to delete all your accounts and start fresh.

>>379223672
>>379223389
>>379223482
>>379223563
he is saying that he collects dolls with balls that he sucks for fun and the girls that do the same say he is gay, but he isn't.

>>379223841
>>379223920
Oh ok. That actually makes sense. Thanks kind anons.

>>379223841
>bootleg
funny how one word made your post make sense

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>>379193860
Deus Vult when?

>>379194087
>Cool logo. Better design than RE desu.
That is their logo you mong.

>>379193860
Nice viral.

>>379193860
>its an umbrella
holy fuck I never saw that

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>>379223272
Well, you responded to me but I have no idea what you or >>379223920 are talking about; I'll take that as a blessing.

>>379200105

That's because you have an imbalance. Blood cannot be engorged within the dick properly and your only option is to stay healthy beyond a certain age to keep your system the cleanest it can be.

Bet nobody told you that when you won the big dick genetic lottery of life. Staying fit and healthy can never be understated enough about fucking important it is to everyone.

>>379203901
7.5" here.

But it doesn't matter. I could be 3 feet long and it wouldn't matter.

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>>379203901

>suddenly realize i have a big dick in comparison to other guys now without ever wanting to know

Thanks for the epiphany.

>>379199587
>>379199210
it's only average because of people with medical problems who have 0.5 inch micropenises skewing the average. Remove that and 6 and a half inches is closer to average

>>379227485
That doesn't make sense, there are outliers on both ends of the spectrum

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>have friend in high school
>always bragging about her boyfriend's dick and how big it is
>know for a fact this is her first serious relationship and 99% chance she's never seen a dick in her life besides maybe her little brother's
>talking to the guy one day and the topic comes up
>I'm bigger then him and I'm only a 6.5

kinda glad I never hit that desu, bitch was kinda crazy

don't take dick advice from women, /v/

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>You will never have a dick measuring contest with a cute boy from school and touch each other's dicks out of curiosity

ITS NOT FAIR

>>379215576
I used a US dollar bill

>>379215576
From the top, not the underside.

>>379219721

no just get one from japan

use http://en-nls.com/ or go to /jp/ they have a general just fro onoholes

>>379203189
>>379219583
redpill me brahs; did i miss something or is KE a tryhard band

>>379216324
Thats one of the most common male things

>>379217848

>like to surf
>cock literally becomes smaller than one of my finger joints when spring water comes around

I keep trunks under my swimsuit every time because of this.