THE RUSE IS REAL

APE FUCKING ESCAPE GODDAMN 4

Le Knack 2 face

>>379191823
why would that quote mean there is a ruse cruise? redpill me

STRANDING

Monster Hunter 5

>>379192528
ON THE EDGE

>>379192440
sony is being very specific about a Japanese company that "lost their way" making mobile and gambling shit. This is a reference to Konami

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Are you ready my brothers?

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>>379191823
All aboard!

>>379192452
dude holy shit you are already in another fucking thread

just stop

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>>379191823

>>379192440
mgs3 remake went full on pachinko machine.. It may be coming back to console?

will shtill be shit cause its not Hideo.

how long has this ruse cruise shit been going on for?
Since MGSV released?
It's been like 2 E3's, why do you think this one will be any different?

>>379192845
Lol MGS5 was Hideo and still was shitty. And don't come at me with "muh Konami". The story would have been shit even if it was complete and the level design was inherently worse because of open world.

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>tfw caramel's shitposting inspires you to start a new MGSV playthrough
>tfw you find yourself listening to Midge Ure's The Man Who Sold The World again
>tfw you're cruising on the ruse cruise AGAIN
you're tearing me apart caramel

>>379191823

>"When you look at our numbers, I think it shows that a lot of gamers are a two-console family," he adds. "And quite often those two consoles are PlayStation and Nintendo sitting side-by-side."

Now where's the lonely-looking box-tan art, sitting off by herself while switch-tan and 4-tan have fun and good times together without the selfish party-pooping brat?

>>379193330
Two Scoops has a whole other meaning now. I wonder if it actually affected the attention this game gets in any way.

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>>379192528
HERE I REALIZE

>>379193484
two scoops is too many, what madman would actually attempt such a thing?

>>379192440
it doesn't. rusefags are fucking autistic.

>>379192676
>a lot of developers
Yeah, very specific.

>>379192452
GO CARAMEL, SHOW THOSE FAGGOTS WHO IS THE BOSS

>>379193818
>he comes into rusethreads to get angry at rusebros

You're just as autistic nigger

>>379193930
Who else besides Konami and maybe Capcom?

>>379193930
>And speaking of, we'll have some big announcements at E3 in that precise vein."

>Now go, and let the threads come back to life!

>>379193818
>says the increasingly nervous man

>tfw based Caramel made me believe again

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THE RUSE IS LOOSE

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*saves Vidya*

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>the real MGS5 is finally announced
>as a virtual pachinko game available exclusively in Playstation Home2

>>379192786
two phantoms were born, PT and DS

>>379194596
you'd still buy it

>>379194596
>playstation home 2

I would unironically get hype for this.

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>>379194624

>>379194130
A lot.

>>379194596
>people still think the MGS3 Pachinko Machine was made for Pachinko
>don't realize it uses the Kiefer modeled Naked Snake
>don't realizes it uses troy baker's likeness
>still haven't figured out these cinematics were intended to play as flashbacks throughout the entirety of MGSV to drive home the idea you are Big Boss
>still don't realize there are no Boss Fights because you were supposed to do all the MGS3 fights
>don't realize the game was at least a year away from being finished

You people are appallingly stupid.
You think they used Kiefer Sutherland's likeness for a Pachinko machine? It would be considered a separate role and it clearly is using the Kiefer skeletal map with the FOX engine complexion. This work was done for MGSV.

>>379195003
>don't realize the game was at least a year away from being finished

I don't know what you're smoking but literally everyone who isn't trying to shill their clickbaity review knew it was an unfinished piece of trash

>>379194830
>Google sdpt
>a result on the first page is a "son" trying to find information for his widowed father who is an ex soldier


I can't fucking taking this

>>379191952
THIS

>>379192452
I will post a thread. A single thread where I politely come foward and face the music. Admit you were wrong and let everybody get a hardy "I told you so" and you will simply stand there with your head held down and say "I know, I'm sorry, you warned me,"

I know you won't do that though.
You'll simply say "NO, IT CAN'T BE OVER, THE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE TO IT, SOMETHING MORE!" and and comb over every single little of the inevitble DS trailer coming this E3.
You will point to a small little detail, or a half shape on a cloud of smoke or a little musical note in trailer's soundtrack and say "AHA, I KNEW IT, THERE IS MORE!" and be back here in time for the Playstation Experience or the VGAs or the next E3. And you this just as well as I do, that's you avoid every single question about what will you do if you are wrong.

I wonder what would take to convince you?
You Konami announcing a new MGS besides Survive do the trick? Maybe a remake of 3 on the Fox Engine?
Would a full gameplay trailer for DS break the spell, I wonder?
Maybe a new Silent Hill by Konami, perhaps?
Maybe you'll only be convinced when Survive comes out.

>>379192676
>making mobile and gambling shit
I find this statement ironic because sony listed Grand order as one of its top earners in their last stockholder meeting.

It was a weird thing to see.

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DAD WAS SUCH A DRAG. EVERY DAY HE'D EAT THE SAME KIND OF FOOD, DRESS THE SAME, SIT IN FRONT OF THE SAME KIND OF GAMES... YEAH, HE WAS JUST THAT KIND OF GUY. BUT THEN ONE DAY, HE GOES AND KILLS US ALL! HE COULDN'T EVEN BE ORIGINAL ABOUT THE WAY HE DID IT. I'M NOT COMPLAINING... I WAS DYING OF BOREDOM ANYWAY, BUT GUESS WHAT? I WILL BE COMING BACK, AND I'M BRINGING MY NEW TOYS WITH ME.

new onimusha

>>379196071
i wouldn't mind a new onimusha provided it stuck to the semi Survival horror vein as the first game.

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>take PTSD
>remove T
>PSD backwards is DSP
>kojima and dsp are joining forces to create kojima world order

>>379191823
I love how /v/ apparently needs one thread for every other news outlet that reported on this story. Anything to stay dedicated to generating as little of your own content as possible

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>>379196337

Stick to your day job.

>>379196558
stick your head in a noose batman

>>379196532
shut up faggot

>>379196618
kek

Ruseposters are mentally ill.

Death Stranding is not MGS5. It is not MGS6. It is not Silent Hills. I have never been more confident about anything in my entire life.

>>379193272
exact same boat, spent two hours fucking around on GZ and i'm HOOKED

>>379198204
>spent more tome 100% GZ on PS3 and on PC than playing TPP

TPP WAS SUPPOSED TEN GROUND ZEROES

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

>>379192452
Drink bleach and drop dead.

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>>379192452
For reference

>>379199096
edgy

>>379199810
Which would you rather have? Two guys piss on you or one guy cum on your face?

death straining shit

>>379194130
Pretty much every single Japanese company. I've getting tired of the paranoid schizophrenics pretending that everything is a ruse.

>>379193601
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

Mobile games, not Pachinko you fucking nutters.

>P.T
>Add +9 to the P
>Now is Y.T

Yoko Taro collaboration with Kojima incoming.

>>379201573
explain the same bridge in death stranding being the same photo shown in pt

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>>379201854
forgot pic this is one of a few relating to sh

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>>379202135

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>>379202207

>>379194130
literally, literally, fucking everyone.

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>>379202295
In P.T. the texture on the left is a picture that sits right before the door downstairs, flipped counterclockwise 90 degrees. In the game data this texture is vertical, which makes it look very different. It looks like whale fins.

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>>379191823
Sony always wins baybee!

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>>379202382
This texture is another picture in the hallways. A subtle scene with some far off misty rocks on a shore.

>>379202135
>>379202207
>>379202295
I was about to say "wow holy shit arch bridges look similar" but they don't even look similar at all, they're all different shapes and colours and constructions

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>>379202467
look familiar?

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>>379202467
>>379202556
>>379202382
>>379202295

>>379202856
not really

>>379191823
So why did you post Death "no gameplay" Stranding?

>>379202958
because kojima never left Konami and is still working on silent hills which is now codenamed death stranding

>>379203081
Sure thing caramel/fib

>>379203198
I'm neither of them but alright.

There's a lot more shared themes between the 2 titles than what I posted.

>>379193107
>WHAT IS NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT?

>>379203417
Yeah I'm sure you aren't. Looking forward to your suicide stream.

>>379191823
This changes everything, holy shit.

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>ocelot taken from boss via snake scar
>mantis taken from paz via v scar

>ground zeroes takes place on 3/16
>trophy with skully tipping his hat is called genesis
>genesis 3:16 I will make your pains in childbearing very severe with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband and he will rule over you.”
>"vladimir means ruler of peace, so do as you're told paz"
>xof troops were in pw, hidden as the alert soldiers only on zadornov missions near chico's cell

>theme is called sins of the father
>venom wasnt a father and skullface is the big sinner
>Cleansing flames, is the only way to repent
>Renounce, what made you
>major i'm burning up

>mantis absorbs some of each person's mind
>when venom, he creates a flaming whale of guilt about the vagbomb outside the helicopter
>when volgin, it's pure hellfire
>when skull face, he brings the metal gear to life
>when child soldier, he saves the pendant
>when liquid...
he hijacks a metal gear and kills his father


>chapter 3 "peace" (paz) was supposed to take us back to camp omega to find out something important

and to top it off
>google image search paz's prisoner number from gz

>>379203587
Not obsessed to that point man. Just putting some pieces together.

>>379202556
>Toluca lake now had whales and crabs.

yeah no

>>379192676
>a lot of developper
>CTRL+F
>"gambling"
>0 results

Go fuck yourself caramel.

>>379203778
>google image search paz's prisoner number from gz
I got porn

>>379204094
that picture is from PT not any of the old sh games

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>>379203778
>>google image search paz's prisoner number from gz
I FUCKING KNEW IT!

>>379204098
Capcom, Namco, Sega, etc. have not left the console business and all have had recent releases. The only real one rumored to have exited the traditional consoles business in favor of mobile shit and gambling has been Konami. There's no real other big Japanese gaming companies that would be worth mentioning in that quote.

death stranding is silent hills

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The reason kojima ruse threads were so great in the past is because there was still hope that kojima could deliver a good game.

How are you guys hyped for a ruse when kojima is confirmed to be a hack past his prime.

How does you theory rectify TPP being uninspired open-world dogshit?

>>379204169
What is even her prisoner number?

>>379204954
TPP had the best gameplay yet you stupid faggot

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>>379205489
nice forced meme. It plays like every other generic third-person shooter. It's easily the less MGS-like mgs game.

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>>379204954
Are you actually retarded?

TPP's gameplay is fucking bananas.

>>379205660
all previous MGS felt like legos. MGSV was the proper stealth game.

>>379204779
Try Level-5, Square Enix or Koei. Hell, Capcom and Sega made plenty. See for yourself:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/dev?id=7891990035506213180
https://play.google.com/store/apps/dev?id=5191954708930348962

He's not quite saying they left the console business though, it's more a question of focus. Certainly those companies focused on mobile big time.

Konami already announced "Survive", a new Bomberman, and more PES. And they're certainly not the most mobile-focused company: https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=KONAMI&hl=fr

>>379204954
its bad on purpose anon
you know i'm right

>>379203778
>>mantis taken from paz via v scar

Er-what? I doubt Mantis would've been old as Liquid was in that case.

I don't know if these threads are making everything else boring or making me go insane

>>379196337
FUCKING KOJIMA

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>E3 happens
>new DS cutscene trailer
>no gameplay
>caramel commits suicide by candy cane

You know it'll happen.

>>379196337
>take METAL GEAR SOLID
>remove PTSD
>MEAL GEAR OLI
I don't know where to go from here and the captcha isn't helping.

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I'm the only one wondering who is really Holly White? A common theory is that she is Miller and Cecile Daughter, but we can be really sure.

Speaking of Metal Gear 2, why is almost everyone in this game never to be mentionned again? (except Gray Fox and Madnar.)
Like, there is Gustava who's Gray fox ex lover, or Even Kyle the black ninja, who was the first ninja to appear in any metal gear game...

>>379206415
>Death Stranding has dead crabs in it
>Kojima directed Metal Gear Solid

CRAB BATTLE

>>379205660
>Year of our Lord 2017
>enjoying videogames is a forced meme

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>>379205660
>He can't sneak

>>379205080
471298

>>379206415
>MEAL GEAR OLI
New and full fledged skateboarding game set in MGS verse, featuring cyborgs, metal gears, VR, etc. You can call up Tony Hawk and other people when you receive new skatimg gear.

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>>379205818

>ywn sit across a small, romantically lit table from caramel watching e3
>ywn look look deeply into his eyes and share a chilled shot of each others cum when kojima announces the ruse is real

>>379206415
CRAB BATTLE

remember when a bunch of redditors and neofags hyped up a kojima productions event and it turned out to be a fashion show? Or when everyone got hyped for the Kojima live stream that revealed the chicken hat?

Literally a master ruseman

>>379205660
>It plays like every other generic third-person shooter.
I wish.
You probably haven't played many of those. I know none of those coming from Ubisoft those past few years is on par with TPP.

>>379207135
Remember when people thought joakim morgren wasn't kojima?

>>379207135
>Or when everyone got hyped for the Kojima live stream that revealed the chicken hat?
Fucking christ. I watched that stream for at least a whole fucking hour only for him to reveal a god damn chicken hat for shit players in a game that isn't even fucking difficult.

>>379207135
>remember when a bunch of redditors and neofags hyped up a kojima productions event and it turned out to be a fashion show?

fucking kek i forgot all about this

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>>379207282
DELET THIS

>>379207282
Remember when neogaf thought Joakim Mogren was an example of how realistic the fox engine could render human faces and expressions?

>>379207442
Fuck this game aged poorly.

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>>379207618

>>379194596
Oh no, not me!
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
vs.
Who knows? Not me!
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

>It was Venom at MGS4 ending
Big Boss really break bad and died at MG2.

>>379207487
No, because I don't browse that shitpile of a website. I do remember people shopping kojima's face until he looked blonde and semi-swedish though.

>>379206942
>not extracting the cum shot then and there

Why? The timing is perfect anon.

>>379207618
don't worry the update to the game at e3 will retroactively update all the graphics including those on last gen consoles

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I'm going to sleep. See you tomorrow Caramel!

>>379192452
i want to believe this
and i do because im a fucking idiot, i expect nothing though

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Tell me, anons

Daily reminder that all of this autism was spawned by V being dogshit.

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at this point kojima just needs to retire and make short films

>>379208251
This pain is ours and no one else's

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>>379208292
>a game so devastatingly disappointing it's literally mind damaging

>>379208417
That's why Konami fired him, he blew the budget trying to get Hollywood actors

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dindu NUFFINS

>>379208483
inb4 some retard claims that this was Kojima's aim all along

>>379192452
cringe

>>379207282
Remember when people thought that promo pic of Raiden for Metal Gear Rising was actually Sunny?

>>379192827
pay debts

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>>379208527

>>379206037
both
conspiracies like this pull me into the same exact type of feeling real quick every time

If there was a ruse this big it would've happened last year, months after the game was released not almost two years later.

Am I supposed to believe Konami the most impatient company in the world that couldn't wait to get MGSV out is preparing a ruse two years after the fact?

You are touched in the head, caramel guy.

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>>379208678
>Mfw I believed it so I jacked off to it only to find out it was a guy

>>379208996
Its ok, bro. Cyborg Raiden doesn't have a dick or a vagina. So technically its not gay.

>>379208483
This was Kojima's aim all along

>>379208996
>you will feel ashamed of your words and deeds

>>379208996
which one?

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>>379208782
YOU ARE THE MURDERER!

>>379208870
It's Kojima-sama, anon-kun.
The Phantom Pain is still with us.

What is the best Metal Gear theme in the series?

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>>379209169
Stop judging me
>>379209120
Fuck

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>>379209204

>>379209343
"Cruisin' on the river ruse" by Ruseman Jim

>>379191952
i like you anon.

t. nintenigger.

>>379209462
You seriously thought this was Sunny?

>>379203778
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeverBeGameOver/comments/3os8wp/the_camp_omegas_prisoner_executed_at_daylight/

Fucking morons.

>>379209652
I take it you weren't here during that whole countdown clock page ruse.

>>379209343
https://youtu.be/E3KU10Tp73M?list=PLDF4191CBB2E1910A

>>379206893
Gas Mask

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>>379209706
>Reddit

>>379209652
The first teaser for Rising was a site showing a sunrise, so it had more basis in reality than any of this current ebin ruse bullshit.

>>379209652
I was 15 and a horny weirdo I'm sorry

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So I translated paz's prisoner number into letters and got this
DGABIH
does it mean anything or am I retarded?

>>379210591
it means nothing, I'm sorry.

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>>379192452
Pur me in your collage of people calling you a faggot you faggot.

>>379209204
Huey wears the same glasses as Kojima; both of them "destroyed" something that was dear to them. One for himself, a coward, a pariah, the other?

>>379210591
pretty much retarded. sorry, boss.

>>379210645
*put

>>379192452
Don't you get tired of posting the same fucking thing over and over? Might as well post a pastebin and get it over with

This has to be spam at this point

I hardly remember the finer details of MGS anymore, who grabbed Big Boss' junk and cloned him? Zero?

>>379210893
Yes, Zero cloned Big Boss between MGS3 and PW. They're supposed to be enemies but are the best of friends in TPP for no reason.

>>379192452
You know, I find this kind of... What's the word? Like you think you're special and MGS has preferential treatment, when Konami has gone out of their way to kill franchises like Castlevania. But no, MGS can't be done like that

>>379191823
What. Pachinko is not a mobile game.
What are you even implying, holy shit.

>>379192676
>and gambling
Why do you fucking lie? They only mentioned mobile you stupid motherfucker.

>>379191823
Give me ruse material to pass to my friend.

>>379192786
What does it mean

>>379210591
Snake must travel to the DGABIH System.

THE LETTERS, MASON

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>>379210893
>who grabbed Big Boss' junk

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>>379210652
Both misunderstood

STILL ONE FUCKING WEEK

>>379203081
How did Kojima get this reputation as this supreme rusemaster anyway? The most he did back in the day was replace Raiden with Snake in the trailers

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>>379211671

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There is no way Caramel isn't some kind of bot
I mean who would sit all day in front of a computer just waiting for ruse threads/creating ruse threads just to shitpost some vidyagaemz conspiracies but some kind of machine

>>379192786
What did Kojima mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMyoCr2MnpM
Is this truly the best piece of cinematrography ever conceived by human kind?

>>379211962
It's because he's probably on the spectrum and the fact that he doesn't speak english (further muddying whatever his initial message is supposed to be) make him seem "mysterious" and "genius" and "always ahead of players".

>>379212148
He's just as autistic as barneyfag and XV-kun and they probably aren't bots either.

>>379212148
companies are forced to hire trannies now, but kojima/konami can't have them janitors so they make them post online

they still share the same bathroom at the office so its pretty bad

>>379211356
Underrated post

>>379212148
Post more popteamepic

>>379193484

>I wonder if a shitty /pol/ meme means anything to real people

Almond status: activated.

>>379207813
I still wonder why did they suddenly get so ugly
Both their faces, but specially Snake's got fatter

>>379192452
>Admittedly he also said Death Stranding will be an action game like Uncharted

Looks like I'm gonna have to get this.

>>379213645
for snake, maybe it's because Venom doesn't have the same face as Naked.

for kaz, he just grow old.

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Scheduled maintenance in the middle of E3

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I just want Death Stranding to come out and be its own thing.
Is that too much to ask for?

>>379191823
>>"I think a lot of Japanese developers lost their way chasing the mobile games yen, if you will, but they're coming back to console in a major way. And speaking of, we'll have some big announcements at E3 in that precise vein."
>>"I think a lot of Japanese developers lost their way chasing the mobile games yen, if you will, but they're coming back to console in a major way. And speaking of, we'll have some big announcements at E3 in that precise vein."
What does this have to do with Death Stranding?

>>379213862
That's actually BB's face, he lacks the horn and his hair is loose judging by how wide it looks
At least it looks that way to me

>>379214052
Nope, Kojima will be stuck doing Metal Gear until he dies

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>>379193668
Stop clapping

>>379192786
Or it could be PTDS (Post-traumatic demoralization syndrome)

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>>379192676
Re-read, there's no gambling:
>"I think a lot of Japanese developers lost their way chasing the mobile games yen"
Capcom and Square Enix are way closer to fit that, Capcom even released numbered versions of their long running franchises as mobages instead of regular games while SE just keeps shitting mobages and sequels to them while closing their older versions.

>>379209204

Seriously though what is this guy's fucking problem, he's an insane liar who always has to be right. What fucked him up?

>>379209204
Huey was the best part of TPP.

non believers are Nintendo jabronis

>>379195003
>source: my ass

>>379215182
He's a nerd around military jocks constantly, he had to find some way of surviving so he developed a superiority complex. That and he trapped his wife inside his own machine so he's also a psychopath.

Someone redpill me on what is going down, I've been out of the fandom since shortly after V came out

so lets pretend death stranding was just a troll and that kojima still secretly works for konami making Silent Hills

What does Konami actually gain from this?

>>379216784
idiots still believe there is a 'ruse' in development and there will be a big reveal on the upcoming E3.

>>379216953
Nearly unparalleled levels of hype and guaranteed pretty orders when it turns out to have all been a ruse cruise from day 1.

>>379216953
A lawsuit.

>>379217095
>ha we tricked you all into thinking we cancelled this game for years
Why not just release the game?

>>379214016
huh?

Didn't they do maintenance around the same time last year? Nothing happened.

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Seriously though MGSV Ocelot is an impostor

>>379216953
Bunch of angry stock holders.

>>379217204
Because Kojima. Don't try and fathom what happens inside that man's mind.

Consoles and console-exclusive devs are dying in Japan while gacha shit is a billion-yen industry. Nasu's mobile geimu makes more in a month than Kojimmy's half-baked Todd-inspired shitty MGS5 has made in a lifetime. At least mobile games sucking all of the money up and leaving console devs out to dry has made them finally recognize they need to stop being such sonybros and put games on PC.

>>379217204
>Kojima involved
We just don't know. amright

>>379217252
oh?

Why do you like MGSV?

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>it's a Caramel is delusional thread

>>379216784
Nothing. Kojima drones just get more and more retarded every day with their LE RUSE CRUISE. For some reason, they just don't want to accept MGS is over and SH is cancelled.

>>379217440
See
>>379199450
You couldn't be more correct

>>379217393
Nobody plays PC in Japan though. And everybody knows Japanese devs don't give a fuck about western markets.

>>379217387
>>379217394
>I tricked you into thinking i was fired and the game I was working on for years was cancelled
What does he gain from this? Why would people be excited about being lied to? I wouldn't be hyped. I would just feel manipulated.

I usually don't derive pleasure from seeing others failing.
But MAN I'll fucking enjoy the night of E3 when Kojima comes out on stage to show Death Stranding gameplay and introduce more holywood stars and Caramel finally fucking kills himself

>>379217440
The worst part is that one faggot that always calls him. What's his deal?

>a multibillion dollar corporation is going to risk their entire reputation so Kojima's new game can be a surprise

Hmmm. So you don't think there's a chance that all the weird connections are just director trademarks and continued motifs?

>>379217697
Kojima loves manipulating his audience. For what it's worth it think this theory is bullshit, but it is a tiny bit plausible when you remember it's Kojima were talking about, and many who has built his career on bamboozling to the highest degree.

>>379217697
Found the newfag. Kojima likes his games to go beyond what's on the disc. The way he sees it is if people are going to wait a few years for a game why not have some fun for them and make the waiting part of the game.

>>379217907
Autists calling out autists for being autists while acting like autists themselves.
Business as usual for /v/.

>>379217697
>implying that normies wouldn't love it

>>379217998
Fuck off, tripfag

>>379218004
>implying normies even know who the fuck Kojima is

>>379217953
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.

You're seriously overestimating how much power neckbeards spamming "fuck konami" have.

>>379217907
It's more than likely himself. If not, that person should kill themselves also once e3 comes and goes and no ruse cruse.

>>379218004
>implying normies would even care
I'm pretty sure most of them forgot about Silent Hills a few weeks after PT happened. Why the fuck would they care about a giant ruse that spans years

>>379218105
>>379218190
He does it for his fans, not normies. He knows how niche his audience is but that's all he needs.

Don't kid yourselves. Even normies will pretend this is amazing. They wont really care but when sites start reporting it they'll pretend as if they were invested from the beginning.

>>379217998
>>379218143
Give it up faggot. No one buys your shit.

>>379218273
His fans are a bunch of retards then.
>I WAS JUST TRICKING YOU INTO THINKING I WAS FIRED SO CLEVER
Make sure to live stream your suicide once E3 comes and goes and nothing happens

>>379218143
I find your optimism endearing honestly. Konami is a pachinko company and Kojima is finally free to make a new IP. I find it sad that die hard MGS fans think Kojima wants to keep making sequels for the rest of his life.

>>379218435
Well he did fool you. He warned you about misinformation and rumors getting out of hand in MGS2, yet you still fall for it. Ofcourse you would never admit how genius this ruse is because you're exactly the kind of idiot he's criticizing.

>>379218459
NO KOJIMA CAN ONLY MAKE METAL GEAR FOREVER
KOJIMA IS THE METAL GEAR GUY
NO NEW IPS

>>379191823
Japanese producers are the ones chasing the mobile yen, not the devs.

>>379218459
Kojima didn't even want to make mgs3 onwards. Why on earth would he not jump at the chance to be free of the Konami machine.

>>379218549
>g-guys the r-ruse is t-t-t-totally happening this year at E3
>NO WAIT I MEANT TGS
>NO WAIT I MEANT NEXT E3
>NO WAIT I MEANT NEXT TGS
I just want Death Stranding to come out and be it's own thing so the conspiracy nuts can finally just shut up or kill themselves

>>379199450
The fuck is with that reply format? Go back.

>>379206924
I want to punch that goldfish in his stupid mouth.

>>379218724

>>379218723
Same. These threads are the most autistic shit I've seen here, and they've gotten worse since people started giving this tripfag attention.

>>379194551
god what the fuck is that shirt kojima is wearing

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>these threads will never be as comfy as the kojima episodes during ground zeroes release

HAAAIIIII

>>379218143
>When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami
Sure, all the shit they've pulled in the past would be forgotten because of the epic ruse. Sure

>>379219674
Their reputation will be restored and even elevated beyond pre-ruse reputation.

>>379219649
just wait after E3, with Caramel suicide, it will slowly start to become just like before.

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>Although Konami initially declined to comment on the cancellation of Silent Hills, it later released a statement.
"Konami is committed to new Silent Hill titles," it said, "however the embryonic Silent Hills project developed with Guillermo del Toro and featuring the likeness of Norman Reedus will not be continued."
>embryonic Silent Hills project

>>379193426
You should see the interview Layden did. He was much more harsh on Microsoft.
Sony likes Nintendo and hates microshit

>>379219807
No. It won't. Tricking people isn't a good way to instill good faith. Especially after the dumpster fire that was mgsv. If knew anything about sales or marketing you could figure this out.

>>379220130
I can't wait for new bad SH games that are developed by literally-who studios because Konami hates the entire franchise for some reason.

>>379220130
This is pure confirmation bias. Anything is now a sign that the ruse is happening in the mind of the turbo autist.

>>379220196
Silent Hills will sell like hotcakes, kiddo. People wont give a fuck about being tricked, it'll be a day one buy for both Silent Hills and MGS5, even from you, and you know it kiddo.

Kojima never lost any faith from Moby Dick, MGS2 or PT. Get fucked, kiddo.

>>379220362
>. People wont give a fuck about being tricked
Then why will they give a fuck about the ruse? Stop contradicting yourself.

>>379217252
Of course he is an impostor.
He doesnt even use revolvers. he uses that shitty hand-gun that fires shotgun shots.

>>379192452
how the fuck do you even know there are 5 worlds? literally how would you even know that you delusional fuck

>>379220486
kek so hard.

but if that turn out to be true, would he really be? the real EVA?

>>379217252
No, he's just a poorly written Ocelot

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>>379220362
Sure thing.......kiddo

>>379220447
Seeing as you're autistic and cannot pick up on social clues or interpret the implications of patterns in sentences, allow me to specify it for you.

There will be no negative reactions to the ruse. That's what they won't give a fuck means, autismo. People will love him for it.

>>379220507
Six blocks, five otherworlds, one real world.

>>379220663
>Seeing as you're autistic
You can stop projecting, m8.

>>379220130
>embryonic
They kinda said in demo that PT had nothing to do with Silent Hills

>>379220820
It was bullshit. Gameplay was, it doesn't, they're trying to throw you off. The radio says Reedus hanged himself with an umbilical cord for fuck sake.

>>379220663
Some dude who posted proof that he worked with Guillermo del Toro's studio on Kojima's Death Stranding said the game is going to be open-world action adventure with heavy biblical themes, you are basically an anti-hero killing beings like Angels and your character is essentially Adam or some shiz.

Explain that.

>>379191823

>MGS IS DEAD
>SILENT HILL IS DEAD
>DEATH STRANDING IS GOING TO BE SHIT
>KOJIMER IS A HACK


Why even live? All the things I loved are ruined.

>>379192452
Wait, I'm confused. Is Death Stranding Silent Hills or MGSV part 3?

>>379220920
Really? what proof?

>>379221000
Both at the same time, but also neither because it's actually ZoE3

>>379220920
"some dude" who posted "proof" "said", do you even hear yourself? I would love to know what your IQ is you fucking subhuman.

>>379221000
Death Stranding is Silent Hills. MGS5 is a separate entity. Read my posts you stupid fuck.

They aren't going to make the third entry of the MGSV trilogy a PS exclusive when the previous two entries were just released as multiplats.

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>>379191823
>japs
>ever coming back

The slant eyes are dead on the vidya scene. Just let it go permaweebs.

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>>379221084
>>379221024
I'd like to know your IQ, you lying pajeet. Eat shit.

>>379221084
Why not

>>379221247
>meanwhile dark souls
>meanwhile Nier

kill yourself westfag. go play cod or some pile of shit

>>379221334
>falling for a LARPer
Imbecile.

>>379191952
They need to put AE3 on PSN already

Can someone post the proof that Death Stranding is actually Zone of the Enders 3?

>>379202490
Kojima Sonyfags are without a doubt the dumbest and most gullible fanbase on this website. Theyre literally more subhuman than furries and ponyfags.

>>379221431
What are you then?

>>379221569
I'm posting actual evidence. You're falling for a random person posting any random shit.

>>379221658
Thanks for the joke

I have full Death Stranding E3 leak you want me to post it ?

wait, so if the ruse is real is this going to be a second game I have to buy or is this like a dlc to the existing game?

>>379221721
Stay butthurt your precious head canon will never come true.

>>379221748
sure boy go ahead

>>379221779
I didn't ask for another joke, m8, but thanks anyways

>>379221658
Please refer to which post in this thread you have provided proof of your "leak", thanks.

>>379221794
DEATH STRANDING PRE E3 SPOILERS

Get ready for the trailer as the closer to Sony's damp squib of a conference.

>Set on an alternate earth where man made ecological disasters are coinciding with the rapture.
>Play as 3 characters at multiple locations around the world.
>The Reedus trailer is an in game location, a volcanic caldera near the south pole. Another location is Iceland and also a portion takes place in Normandy France.
>The dead soldiers from all wars are being brought back and puppeted as soldiers for the Final War.
>The four horseman and The Lightbringer serve as the overarching big bads with the horseman as Lucifers four devas.
>Mads is a modern soldier that sold his soul to join the forces of hell as one of its puppeteers.
>Hell is not fire and brimstone but more organic and lovecraftian with Junji Ito brought on board again after his work on PT to help design monsters with Del Toro based on his work in the manga GYO.
>Players can leave messages like Dark Souls and their bodies can be raised as an umbilical puppet like in Nier Automata to fight with you for a brief time.
>Cities will flood in real time as the story escalates.
>Like MGSV there are large open maps but they are separated.
>World is a more bleak story with less action. Inspired by The Last of Us, Alan Wake, MGSV's original intentions and a lot of icelandic/scandanavian cinema.
>LUDENS is in the game and yes it is reedus.
>The horsemen and lucifer are only here in spirit, their bodies are techno organic neo humans as part of a 'hubris of man'/man creating his own downfall with technology he could not control plot. Essentially big business and greed literally built this doorway into our world for them based on the umbilical tech they 'found' aka they were given by the devil without them knowing.
>Del Toros badge is going to mean things for Kojima Productions Beyond Death Stranding.
>On track for October 2018 release.
>There are no giant robots.

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>>379221756
MGS5 is a whole entire separate game. The Camp Omega ending is a free update.

TPP was a disappointing Metal Gear experience but a full game, 100s of hours of content and you're demanding you get another full fucking game for free? Greedy child, you have no idea how the real world works kiddo.

>>379221861
It is not a leak, it's the truth you can see when you observe the evidence. See >>379192452

>>379221989
Oh man, you should be a comedian.

>>379194596
What's with the Votoms pic ?

>>379221989
Camp Omega ending is in an update? where?

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>>379221882
Could be actually pretty hype about that.

>>379221989
>ask a question
>get called a kiddo
classic caramel

>>379221084
>. MGS5 is a separate entity. Read my posts you stupid fuck.

Caramel angry

>>379221882
This sounds way better than any sort of otherworld bullshit theory.

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>>379222143
Jesus where have you been? An update is scheduled halfway through Sony's conference. The picture I just posted proves the helicopter never crashed at the end of GZ, they returned to Camp Omega after Paz died and something happened.
The revelation there will be one of the following:
a) TPP is a coma nightmare
b) TPP is VR simulation
c) Zero captured him and fucked with his brain to induce schizophrenia (Venom Snake and Big Boss are the same person)
The revelation will then lead into MGS5.

>>379222348
No it doesn't, it sounds shit.

>>379222385
You're a shit.

>>379192827
you were wrong
where's my fucking money

>>379221882
i dunno, Kojimbo said it's him in the suit

>>379221882
>>The dead soldiers from all wars are being brought back and puppeted as soldiers for the Final War.
Actually sounds pretty cool. I'd prefer it over another SH or MGS game
>>There are no giant robots.
Darn

>>379221989
will the camp omega update be on my ps3 or am I out of luck?

what if caramels kojima

>le ruse cruize!!! XD

is there anything more cancerous than a Kojimadrone?

>>379222782
It will be for every console. Just make sure you have a finished game save already on your console. Otherwise to experience the Camp Omega ending you'll have to rush through the game all over again while everyone on /v/ is already experiencing and posting about it.

protip: Caramel is literally kojimbo
>>379222867
you were faster than me

>>379222385
It does sound pretty cool don't lie

>>379221385
Stay delusional if you must, weebshitter. Whatever helps you sleep better, alright?

>>379222934
fuck. I have to hustle through the end now. thanks for the heads up

>>379222957
it has to be true then

>>379221989
As someone who thought MGSV was disappointing, how would you convince me to buy MGS5?

>>379223204
By calling you kiddo.

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Caramel, you're the hero we need.
What's your favorite MGS? Mine is 2.

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>POST YFW SONY E3 CONFERENCE WHEN KOJIMA COMES OUT AND CONFIRMS EVERYTHING ITT AND THE NAY SAYING SHITPOSTERS COMMIT SUICIDE

>>379222867
If so, he's really got the autistic neckbeard persona down pat.

>>379223204
I don't really care, I'm gonna buy and play MGS5 regardless.

If I were to bother I would say TPP was designed to be a disappointing Metal Gear experience. I would imagine TPP is basically a test run, a tech demo for an open world Metal Gear. Their first stab at this format and hopefully they'll learn from their mistakes when designing MGS5. Not only that I expect MGS5's story to do the fan service stuff like Zero and Big Boss's war, Boss's descent into villainy and recruitment of key Foxhound members (Wolf, Fox, etc).

>>379223296
E3 is a win/win then.

>>379223296
>mfw no face because it won't happen

>>379223284
2 is the best.

>>379223296
No matter what the outcome is, I am going to have one hell of a time laughing at the fallout.

>>379223469
>convince me to buy MGS5
>MGSV was supposed to be bad, kiddo

Yeah, I'm not buying in to MGS anymore.
Fuck Konami, I'll just pirate it.

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Caramel for president!
He/She/It was right all along!

>>379223734
When I hear the name Caramel I think she's some cute girl, but then I see the way he posts and realise he's just some neckbeard sperglord.

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>>379222972
>says im delusional
>thinks weebgames are dead when Nier literally broke the vidya market this year

take your pills nigger. Also get out of my weeb board made4weeaboos ;3

>it's another "caramel samefags in his own shitty thread" thread
please die.

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>yfw Caramel has been right about everything up to this point and the salty xbots are still on damage control

>>379221334
>guy says there will be a PC release
Best way to spot the bullshit.

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Post YFW

>Death Stranding trailer starts
>Camera pans in to a mans feet walking across sand
>It slowly pans up
>It's Big Boss
>Kojima walks onto the stage
>"Nucrear disarnament has now been comprete. Start your game right now"
>Load up TPP
>A huge update starts to happen
>Title "MGS5 - From Fox Two Phantoms were Born"
>A brand new MGSV game now exists in the place of MGSV TPP

>>379191952
>>379195838
>>379209625
>>379221442
that shit doesnt make money

>>379224425
>>379225380
pathetic samefag. kill yourself.

>>379225441
ape escape 3 psn would be alright at least

>>379208483
This wasn't kojimas aim all along