No SGDQ thread 2nd of July What runs are you HOYYYYP for?

>>379189831
>>379189912
Who is this eldritch monster?

who is this creature

When is he going to get over this faggot phase?

the last two editions were so bad I sincerely lost any hope for this year, won't even bother

Stay on topic pls lads, i don't want a habeet and banarinoz.

God I'm gonna fucking hurl. Such a repulsive face.

>>379189831
>>379189912
Did Numbers ever take responsibility for being the cause of this abomination?

Do you think he ever regrets shattering cosmos's soul during that day?

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>>379189831
pic related is my watch-list

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>>379189831

>chibi makes a point of going on twitter
>not running anything

God damn is this kid an attention seeker. Got my hopes up the little faggot.

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JOHN

>>379190070
This year will have 50% shitty below sub-par "speed" runs all done by trannies because it's about "sending a message" and being "inclusive" and "understanding"

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>>379190208
They let him in?

>>379190103
numbers didnt do anything, it was the literal who who destroyed his OOT time

to be fair it was like that guy only went so hard because Cosmo said it was done. Either way, that's what cucked him.

Keep in mind cosmo was already painting his fingernails years ago though.

>>379190430

Yeah.

I mean.

What a faggot, huh?

Haha.

>try to make SGDQ thread
>other members posts make it look like i was inciting a troll thread
>get banarino

HERE IT KERMMMMMSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwGQbGR8ZUs

>>379190430
>implying there's anything wrong with painting fingernails

most men do it now, it's 2017 anon

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>watch WR attempts daily
>they only use safeshit at marathons

I won't anything live but I will wait for autist compilation videos. Lots of money in them so i know they're coming.

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kill it with fire

>>379190850
one of my fave speedrunners started doing it, let it slide because Penn Jilette does it, but then he started using eyeliner and i noped out.

>>379189831
Has anything happened since he flipped out and started bawling while playing BotW?

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Purge this abomination

>>379191030
do you mean apart from breaking down daily?

>>379189912
This just need to fix that goodanm teeth to be passable

>>379189831
to be fair, this is his best female look

with the blonde it was just

Cosmo

with blonde hair.

>>379191030
eny video of this?

>>379191259
long hair*

he was already blonde

>>379191030
>>379191273
I wanna see this too

>>379189831
>>379189912
no amount of soylent drinks and estrogen pills will fix those fucking teeth or that jew nose

why does speedrunning breed degeneracy?

As far as i'm concerned you're a man until you're committed enough to lose the sausage and turkey neck.

>>379191558
>>379191273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQroxMnwtr8
2:12 in

>>379189831
??????????????????what does the image have to do with sgdq????

it looks like your some piece of shit trying to bait with tranny trash

>>379190430
I remember during WW when he had the finger paint that I said he should just go full tran now and get it over with.

I never thought he would do it, the mad(wo)man

Seriously what does Soylent taste like and is it good for you?

>>379192043
the absolute madwoman

Doesn't cosmo have a sex vid out? I remember him making one for a subscriber or something

>>379192104
>people seriously think soylent is what is making him a woman

it's completely optional, men use soylent, probably jockeys, little faggots who want no muscles etc

cosmo is on HRT

>>379191808
>year 2016+1
>Not knowing who Cosmo is
How new are you friend?

>>379192104
soylent tastes like soybeans in liquid form. you can infuse different flavors into soy so the taste varies.

>>379192156
those are paintings from memory that he does in photoshop for $1000 (1 per customer lol)

>>379191791
man I really whant to see that video when hes in 4chand
enyone have the full video?

>>379191259
I agree desu I see some actual effort now but I guess that comes with time when you do shit like this

>>379190190
holy shit, she's gorgeous

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>naming your kid "Cosmo"

>>379192508
should have named it wanda

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>>379192508
>tfw my name is cosmo
Should i end it all, lads?

>>379189831
I want to cum on her glasses.

What are the essential runs to watch from past events?

>>379189912
Oh how the mighty have fallen...
R.I.P. Cosmo. You showed us how to break games from our childhoods, and then you made a trap sized hole in our hearts.

>>379192951
>

Are any of the GoldenEye lads from The Elite doing a run?

>>379189831
This is the first time I've seen him look humanish since the surgery.

>>379193057
most runs are just safe strats but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl_F8ijsN10

>>379192508
Is Cosmo really that common of a name? I thought the whole point of Kramer being called Cosmo was that it's a ridiculously eccentric name only he would ever have. Kinda like the last name Kramer.

>>379193375
to clarify, this is a relay of ninja gaiden 1 2 and 3 and it ended up being within a second of each other.

>>379192793

Just get a name change

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>implying any run will ever be worth watching again after this masterpiece

>>379189831
I dont even bother to watch it ironically. Shit got too big and too commercial. The soul is gone and all that is left is a sad little speedmidget

Don't know yet, haven't really looked at the schedule. After seeing NASA though I don't know if I'll like GDQ as much.

>>379193375
>Ninja Gaiden 1-3 relay
Oh fuck yeah I'm watching this later.

>>379193552
stop posting this cosplay idiot he's fuckin annoying glad he's banned

he's so manic and annoying and runs shitty 3d games

>>379193595
Exactly anon. Perfectly said. It started out as a quirky, interesting way to raise charity money. It evolved into a "muh diversity" creature that gets worse and worse every time. Whatever it is now, it isn't what I thought it was 2013. It's not for me anymore.

>>379189831
tranny fags should really step up their looks game if they want to be considered "women" of any kind, most I've seen are so half-assed it's not even funny to mock them

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>>379189912
>tfw I seen cosmos boipucci posted on /v/

>>379189831
Can't wait for more tranny and autism cringe

>>379193702
i hope you do watch it later it's the best thing i've seen at a GDQ period and been watching them since the start pretty much and don't even normally like races.

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>>379193552
Not so fast.

>>379193969
holy shit, cosmo has nudes? post em niggy

>>379194083
I didn't save it. It was a blurry pic of him on his bed holding his legs back showing his shaved ass.

The guy posting it said Cosmo was sending nudes for donations

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>>379189831
>mfw "cringe" is a blacklisted word in the twitch chat

>>379189831
It was then that cosmo realized nobody actually liked HIM, just his speedrunning ability.

Fix your fucking gap tooth already, braces are cheap.

Christ is he on hormone treatment? He looks like a 40 year old.

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>>379189831
>>379189912
>>379190190
>>379190295

>>379194207

That's what they use haHAA for nowadays and i'm certain that's banned now too

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>>379194207
>twitch chat
>this faggot right here uses twitch at all

>>379189831
Live suicide when?

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>>379189831

>>379194221
he used to be soooo comfy though, didn't even seem like much of an ego back then. But boy did it come out later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8fw5wB9o6Y

>>379194178
I seen the picture and it's not cosmo, but the person looks similar like em so you can fool somebody with it.

>>379194851
cosmo always had a ego even before his speedrunning went public, he used to be ego as hell in smash.

>>379194940
Hmm... the ass did look extraordinary clean for Cosmo

>>379194851
to clarify this the comfy cosmo.

I'm interested in the history of speedrunning certain games. You know, how progress was gradually made. Where can I learn more? I've already seen the video on the barrier skip and all of the world record progression vids

>>379195056
how is it possible to have an ego from smash

how does that even work

random floaty ass shit

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when's rabi ribi?

>>379195169
It's the best and most relevant fighting game now that SFV is finished.

>>379193552
That run was too good for this world.

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Another life wasted in the pursuit of glory and gold

>>379195169
the smash bros scene is full of autism and egotism.

>>379195142
Youtube?

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Really makes one think.

>>379195142
choose a game first, every game has their own crazy story, some more than others.

sotn - shiftline zips, let you skip Death fight but keep OP gear
OOT - so much, many many things found over a huge amount of time. Game was thought to be toast many times.
mario 64 - so much, even holding the camera in certain directions is necessary for some of the movement tech, most people including myself can't even notice it because we don't run it.

pretty sure i've seen you post this elsewhere, you need to be more specific. There are entire communities based around each popular game and a bunch of shit goes into the progression of time improvements. Usually including TAS experts etc.

>>379189912
>>379189831
cosmo has always rocked the emaciated crackhead look

>>379189831
wanda is cute!!
cute!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>379193552
kids high as kite

>>379195552
it's the nose. looks big enough to snort a coke rock.

>>379191791
Jesus, what a walking pile of mental issues.
And I dont even think trans = bad, but it's clearly not always a good idea.

I used to play SSBM with cosmo like a decade ago. He was weird then and he's obviously weird now. That being said he was always really good at whatever we played, he's some kind of savant I swear.

Speedrunner screeching autism ranking:

Mario 64 romhacks > Mario Sunshine > Pokemon > Mario 64 > Ocarina of Time

some rare GDQ cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrNxk36AuIY

>>379196068
>that ff7 music

cracks me up every time

Any clips of cosmo showing his dick? CMON FAGET DO IT

>>379196068
>spikevegeta rubbing his shoulders telling him it will all be ok
>even back then in like 2011 when there was like 30 viewers

man i love that dude

>>379193552
Bonesaw is the most reddit speedrunner, no wonder /v/ idolises him

Us /pol/bros know goose is the true king

omg owen wilson tried to kill himself lets make fun of it xD

>>379196460
WAOW

>>379196460
wut

>>379190236
Yeah, the tranny with the super deep voice who "ran" pikmin missed the mark by 40 minutes.

40 minutes

narcissa wright is the worst thing to happen to this earth
sage sage sage sage sage sage sage

Did she actually browse /vg/?

Predictions on what to expect this year?

>more boypoochy
>less fun
>more production on the autist compilations and 10+ min clips because of youtube changes to the $
>Mike Uyama absent until last minute again
>just dropping in to get the cheque, muh mono
>Chibi on the couch for something (he has no runs planned
>possibly cavemanDCJ on the couch with him now the dust has settled

>>379189912
everyone that has that teeth separation like that i automatically think they are retarded.

>>379190236
>tfw the dumb trannies are making the rest of us look bad

>>379196646
I wouldn't be surprised if they're the one making these threads.

>>379196646
"she" did post on /vg/ on stream. Came off like a egotistical weirdo.

>>379196717
they prefer the term "british"

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>fag doesn't even bother putting up a girly voice anymore
He's just crossdressing now.

Gunvolt, Mega Man and Kirby.

>>379193552
Anyone have a link to this run? Or just the name/date/game

>>379189912
literally a 2 out of 10 even if he had a vagoo

>>379189831
>>379189912
>>379190190
This your doing Johnny Numbers.

>>379196735
i'm convinced srg is run by a bot at this point

>go there
>post something
>get one of 3 responses
>thanks for the late response!
>de hippie spacing
>narci (for ctrl f trolling)

>>379194207
>Tranny shows up
>500 people get banned
>switch to emote only
>another 500 people get banned for spamming disgusted faces

>>379196798
i mean, why the fuck would you CHOOSE in your 25+ years of age to name yourself "narcissa"

Maybe lady Cosmo has nice feet.

>>379196953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQmMR8lueA
It's worth it

>>379196884
I don't understand why he though transitioning was ever a good idea with his baritone voice, lanky ass body, and an adams apple the size of a cannonball.

I feel like these guys would not have such a hard time if they just embraced being a bit of a femme boy, instead of diving headfirst into HRT and shit

>>379197025
https://youtu.be/UP2q_NIIzbQ

>>379196884
you should see some of the regular supporters on his twitter (all trans of course)

one of them has this big bushy chest, big greek looking guy. All he does is put a pink beanie and some lipstick on.

>I'M ALLOWED IN THIS BATHROOM YOU NAZI
>PUNCHES WOMAN AND FONDLES HER 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER

>>379196068
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

SLAP ME CMON SLAP ME

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>>379197096
Thanks amigo

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Okay, I don't give a fuck if it's a (she), a he, a guy, a trans, a girl or whatever the fuck you want, THE FUCKING FACE IS UGLY AS FUCK NOT MATTER WHAT!!!
WHY COSMO DID NOTHING TO HER/HIS FACE?!?!?!
IT'S THE MOST UGLY SHIT EVER NOT MATTER IF MALE OR FEMALE!!!

>>379192508
>tfw I just watched the episode where everyone else finds out his name
Just finished it last night and now I see this post...

>>379197026
it fits cosmo perfectly since he's blatantly a narcissist.

>>379197161
i just don't know why they don't just be a man and be semi miserable. It still has to be better than doing all that shit, easier to just be a NEET man or kill yourself.

>>379197191
Pikmin more like Dikmin

>>379197161
yeah, especially cosmo, he had a good cuteboy look already

>>379197263
His priorities are fucked. Anyone else would've gotten those fucking teeth fixed ages ago.

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>>379190430
>came over to friends house while he was watching Cosmo stream a few years ago
>ask about painted nails
>he says he does it for stream themes or whatever
>say "he's probably gay"
>friend says "nah he just does it for funs"
>mfw years later we are at this point

I always knew

>>379197191
i wonder how many of you faggots are staring at their legs

they're guys you faggots

>>379197709
lmao

yeah bro i wear my sisters thongs sometimes

it just feels good don't judge me!

>parents never got braces for those teeth

his parents do sound like no money hippies i guess to call him cosmo.

>>379197709
My boyfriend loves to wear my panties when I fuck him in the ass and he is 100% straight, so, you were just like a bigot

>>379197191
To be fair this run was horrid

And I always thought Protomagicalgirl ran this. I keep getting all the trannies confused.

>>379198023
>neglect wearing braces as a kid
>grow up with an overbite
>adult
>they had to pull out two of my teeth and had to have metal braces for almost a year

Do it as kids, kids

>>379198517
what do you mean 'neglect wearing braces'? When you're a kid you don't really have a choice, your dentist will tell you you need braces and your parents will get them unless they're shit

>>379197709
>he just does it for subs its funny!
>its not gay! he just likes painted nails!
>he'll get that record back sometime! honest!
>he'll stop running smash eventually!
>its just a phase he'll stop pretending he's a girl soon
and here we are...

https://youtu.be/8ib_-HT2ERw
In case anyone was wondering what Cosmo was up to lately, yes he is still crazy

I don't get the no amiibo thing, is there some really hard amiibo only exploit in the game?

>>379198023
He admits his parents have paid for some of his living expenses since he no longer makes anything substantial from streaming. They're not THAT poor, and they love him MUCH more than he deserves.

>>379198638
They were those night only braces, not permanent

>>379199102
Epona.

>>379196068
"We're here for you man" - Mike Uyama. Last sighted at AGDQ 2014

>>379195467
even cosmo got laid
what's stopping you, /v/?

>>379199719
mono is a hell of a thing

>>379195275
Never.
Nobody wants to watch it for an hour or so, as fun as it may be.
Maybe it'll take only half an hour if a loop 2 alternative mode 100% save gets used.

>>379199102
>into boys now
>she will never speedrun your dick
it hurts

>>379199785
At least I haven't had a dick in my mouth

>>379197191
Any pics of the one in the middle?

>>379199785
sucking a dick is easiest thing to do

>>379196884
literally transitioned because AGP

he even talked about looking at himself in the mirror and getting a hard on and jerking off. dose anyone have the video?

>>379199785
no he didnt lol

>>379190430
>>379190103
This.

Numbers is just a meme because Cosmo got BTFO at Nintendo World Championships. It was really his WR, something he spent half his life on, being demolished by a literal who in the span of a few months that finally broke him.

>>379199507
So it just makes the game easier? BotW is kind if a joke, huh

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>>379197709

Same thing with some anon on /v/

"Naw man Cosmo is cool he's just quirky"

I wonder where that anon is today

>>379200350
probably in a dress too

>>379199919
I really want to meet Cosmo, flirt with him until he falls in love with me, and at the end of the date tell him "Sorry, I really like you, but I'm gay, and only into men - I could never sleep with a girl like you", and just watch his reaction

Or just order a pizza. I'm kinda lazy, so it'll be pizza

>>379189831
I want Re7 and breath of the wild run, also tranny cringe is entertaining.

>>379200442
i wonder how he would be in a relationship
if it could work with someone
he seems so stuck in his own world

I hope Stiv goes..

>>379195467
I'm gonna refuse to believe that this one is real

>>379196068

there was another video were he cries again but it was deleted

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>>379200140
He had sex with this SJW landwhale who was only with him for his e-fame and money

>>379200907
He already had a gf, summerfriend
She was a cunt

>>379201372
Where is he now?

>>379201740
did he have a bf since turning into a girl?

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>>379189831

>>379201372
i remember one i think of him arguing with his parents and he eventually is like umm yeah i need to stop streaming now because his mom starts screaming or something?

>>379202160
spoiler shit like this anon. god damn.

I reported this degenerate shit thread like an hour ago. Why the fuck is it still up?

>>379202265
You might be thinking of Chibi

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>>379191791
dude what even

>>379202265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S8Y5vRreGU

>>379202362
This is a wholesome discussion about the video game event Summer Games Done Quick

>>379192104
It tastes like People

>>379189912
>>379189831
3/10
>>379190190
wait, 2/10

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>>379198370
>Sit through the entire Pikman shit run
>Finally the suffering ends
>Let's just hope the Trauma Center run is good
>It was actually fucking amazing

How was NASA? I missed all of it and the VODs aren't up.

>>379195906
>And I dont even think trans = bad
Hey, I identify as Napoleon Bonaparte. Please refer to me as your Emperor, as I have legal authority over you.

>>379202941
https://youtu.be/f70-1fHJIQM
Bretty gud

>>379191791
I honestly feel bad for them. You can tell they have some pretty serious mental issues. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they thought transitioning would help fix some other deep seeded and diagnosed issue and after going through with it realized that their life is still a complete wreck.

I hope they get help because they seem miserable.

>>379203094
is he unironically wearing a fedora?

>>379202160
OH NO, NOT ME, I NEVER LOST CONTROL

>>379203102
>them
>they
kys

>>379203102
Your grammar is shit, learn how pronouns work.

>>379203653
>>379204224
he could be talking about transpeople in general

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why is there so many trannies these days?

>>379203102
They just have autism

There is a giant epidemic of autistic men being diagnosed as trans and forced on HRT

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>>379204502
>tfw autistic as fuck but didnt fall for the tranny meme

>>379204502
what why would they give hormones to autists?

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>>379190052
>phase
All us earth grows, some planted, some pulled.

I'm hard, post some tranny/femboi webms

>>379204789
to make sure they dont breed

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>>379205228
what the fuck