This is Spring Man.
>>379186849
nose ruins it
fuck you nintendo
>shit hairs
>shit nose
Nintendo can't do good husbandos anymore.
>>379187118
Excuse you his hair is the best part
>>379187118
>not wan't to put your dick in Spring Man's hair-hole
you some kind of homofaggot?
>>379187118
oh yeah, they'll never top mario
>>379187118
wrong
>>379189517
I want to squeeze his bicep
this is master mummy
>>379186849
That, sir, is a faker
BOI OI OI OI OI OI OI NGGGGGG
>>379187118
Does HW Ganondorf count?
>>379187118
I beg to differ
>>379193467
Pokemon is cheating, every single title has several husbands in it.
>>379193912
How do they fuckign do it? Every game is teeming with husbandos of every kind, big buff dudes, skinny twink dudes, tan boys, light boys, oyaji, shota. Fucking everything.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT, THEY EVEN HAVE SMUG SHOTAS
>>379193467
>Those delicious pecs
I bet he smells like a campfire too
>>379194137
>campfire
Woah, goddamn nigger, I know what youre talking about and that just got my dick twitchin. I didnt even know but I think i found a new fetish
>>379187118
>>379194347
Now we just need the technology to smell images through the internet
>>379195372
I like you, anon
>>379186849
I don't think your torso can twist like that.
>>379195559
Where'd you find that?
>>379190254
I don't follow Arms that much but I haven't seen anyone talk about Master Mummy, not even the gays. why is that? he's sexy
>>379195772
Look up Redgart on tumblr
>>379194781
BEST BOY
>>379195589
He has a spring for a spine too
>>379186849
why do faggots like feminine men?
>>379196542
You answered your own question
Men like men
Faggots like faggots
>>379197208
t. fag with beard and effeminate voice pitch that goes to the gym 5 days a week
>>379197671
close anon
I have a very short beard
dont have a deep voice but not effeminate at all
and I work out 4 days a week
Sorry, but Kid Cobra is the superior ARMS husbando.
>>379198560
>tfw no art of kid cobra with his helmet of to reveal that he'll actually a mutant snake
>>379198701
Him being a mutant snake is literally all I want from the character.
>>379198937
Same.Partially because it'd be kinda terrifying if he isn't, given how fucked up his proportions would look on a human.
>>379199240
Why can't Kid Cobra just be a person anyways, though? You can't sexual a snake. That's bestiality.
>>379199491
>You can't sexual a snake.
Not with that attitude, you can't.
>>379199491
Anon, look at his body. That is not the torso of a human.And I can 100% sexual a snake if the snake is sapient and intelligent enough to run a livestream.
>>379199864
Anon, I can livestream my dog riding a skateboard as much as I want, but that does not make fucking it any more legal.
>>379199864
>intelligent enough to run a livestream.
I'll be disappointed if we don't get porn of him getting fucked/fucking someone during a stream.
>>379196305
Why couldn't we have had a Link like this? I'm tired of Link being a little beta boy, we need a Nordic, ass kicking Link
I want tobuyhisgame!
>>379200072
Anon, is your dog the one running the stream, operating the computer, and doing interviews with fully human intelligence?
>>379190254
he has a great ass
>>379200484
uuffff
>>379200746
No, and neither is a snake. Kid Cobra is a human being.
>>379186849
His torso should be twisting more so that that position would make more sense. Artist obviously doesn't have a good sense of the back muscles seeing how they're avoiding drawing it
>>379186849
>/v/
>makes everything gay
>>379201029
Anon, human beings don't have torsos like that.
>>379200484
Sauce?
>>379200484
I need source right now
>>379201212
Maybe his pants are just reaaaally low, or mybe his torso is just like that, considering in this game people have stretchy springs and noodles for arms.
So many degenerate faggots in this thread. I feel so bad for your single mothers.
kidd cobra is only for his fans!and biff
> game has robots, sentient goo and masks
> mutant snake is too much
This is Ribbon Girl, his girlfriend.
>>379201349
Considering that ARMS are a specific ability that we haven't seen affecting the torso in any way, anon, I still say he's not human.
>>379201642
You can fuck a robot, you can fuck a pile of goo, you can fuck a mask BUT FUCKING ANIMALS IS ILLEGAL
>>379201925
>/y/
Fuck off, I'm not hanging around with a bunch of tween girls
Did they ever explain the spring limbs? Are they amputees or is everyone in the setting spring limbed?
>>379202081
>hanging around
>on a porn board
You're one of the autistic ones, arent you?
>>379202173
It's literally explained on the videos.
>>379187118
>*Nintendo can't do good 3D husbandos anymore.
ftfy
>>379199240
>>379199491
>>379199864
>>379201212
I'm still holding my theory about Kid Cobra having an extra ARMS ability on his torso, like pic related
I WANT A BOYFRIEND NAOW!
>>379202938
That's an animal, anon.
>>379203068Humans are technically animals too
>>379203439
Woah, all of a sudden I'm a Spring Man main.
>>379202081
You say that as though gay people are different.
>no love for the mummy with a big ass
You should all be ashamed
>>379204556
Waiting patiently for mr. belts DLC, he even has his own stage.
>tfw gays are ruining the ARMS threads
I-I didn't like the game anyway.
>>379205165
Agreed. I was searching catalog in hopes for an ARMS thread and this was the only one I saw. Hoped it wouldn't have been a faggot circle-jerk thread.
>>379205165
>>379205262
> I could make my own thread
> ... or I could bitch in this one
>>379205165
>>379205262
and thiccfags are ruining them as well
You do realize what board youre on, right?
>>379205362
What are you even trying to say here? Me being the OP of the thread won't make the gays go away.
>>379198560
>>379198937
>>379200072
>>379201029
>>379201492
I'm loving all this Kid Cobra love. No matter what, I'm maining him.
>>379205165
>>379205262
>thread starts off with an obvious gay bait pic
>"hurr durr gays in my gay arms thread?"
>>379205518
>You do realize what board youre on, right?
I'm not sure, actually. Sometimes it looks like I accidentally clicked on /y/.
>>379205637
Have at it, anon
>>379205768
I'm not talking about this thread.
I can't get in to the gay thing with him. Link was so great but this guy sucks.
>>379195773
The face probably.
>>379205892
Oh I will, Anon. I will
>this thread
Woah
>>379206059
He isssss the perfect ssssssspecccccimen.
>>379207331
Ooh, gonna need sauce for that, Anon.
>>379207556
same thread here >>379201925
>>379186849
>nintendo babies are fags
huh. who would have guessed
>>379207890
Thank you very much, Anon.
>>379205165
>>379205262
>it's okay when waifufags do it
>>379186849
butts
>>379208064
It is because heterosexuality is fine.
>>379208064
Is it ok when waifu(male)fags do it?
Everybody loves a hero.
>>379208351
Is your manhood threatened by the presences of beautiful men?
Hurry up with the Kid Cobra art nintendo. i want to see if he's just a bunch of snakes glued together.
>>379208351
How so?
>>379208351
>>379209789
Excuse, Imam, how do you feel about Leafs?
>>379186849
Is he a jew?
>talking this much about some pixie rapper twink
>In the same game where Master Mummy exists
I remember when /v/ used have some taste. It was minimal, but it was taste nontheless.
>>379186849
stop fucking forcing your gay shit on the community already faggot
>>379196542
Because I'm prison gay and need femininity to get off.
If I could tolerate the astronomical retardation and narcissism of women, I wouldn't be as gay as I am.
That said, I do enjoy a nice fat cock so who fucking knows what I'm talking about.
My pee pee likes things.
>>379210795
barafags have the worst taste on board
weak bait, neck/apply yourself
>>379210795
he needs more love
why like fags like spring man and kid cobra
>>379211062
Whats wrong, bitchtits? Cant handle the muscle?
>>379210795
I'm usually a barafag, but Kid Cobra appeals to me becauseIf he's a snake, that means he can cater to my vore fetish.
>>379211213
WHEN THIS MAN EXISTS
>>379211062
Twinkfags are basically fucking a woman with a penis. Move on to real men a live a better life.
>>379205165
You don't belong on /v/ friend.
It's the most pathetic board.
There are daily waifu and husbando threads.
>>379211062
only people with exceptional taste can appreciate spring man
>>379211306
To be fair, Helix is in my top five
1) Kid Cobra
2) Kid Cobra
3) Kid Cobra
4) Kid Cobra
5)Kid Cobra/
Helix(Non-Sexual)
His face looks like it was ripped out of an NES instruction booklet.
So, motion controls or gamepad? I've only used the motion conrtols myself and I like the a lot, even though I'm not sure if i've got the hang of them yet.
What games have thicc boys?
>Nintendo is making this instead of a new Punch-Out!!
>>379208841
No but my bunghole is.
>>379212015
Does this threaten your bunghole?
>>379211658
Fire emblem
>>379190254
master mummy in his younger days
>>379212253
>>379202173
Springman: "One day, I woke up with springy arms and I thought "this is rad!"".
Or the most recent twitter post that says the masks that they wear allow them to maintain their strechiness and return to normal arms when the masks are removed.
>ancient masks give special magical powers
I...is that a Jojo reference?
>>379212910
IS
that a jojo reference?
>>379211590
Gamepad for me. I think I'd pull something trying to do some of the shit I've done with motion instead.
>>379186849
This is Mechanicute!
>>379193912
This, how the fuck do they do it?
>>379208064
there are more gays than waifu posters though
gays are so fucking vocal and obnoxious, they make waifufags look like angels
>>379214526
She is a FUCKING NERD
>>379214598
I just counted 22 waifushit threads on /v/'s catalog right now, compared to 1 gay thread.
>>379214598
you're just more used to the waifu fags so you notice them to a lesser extent. Every fucking ARMS thread is full of girl porn
>>379214598
t. delusional waifufag
>>379214598
Waifufags and husbandofags are both integral part of /v/'s culture. There's nothing you can really do to change it.
>>379214979
every ARMS thread is literally a dump of gay spring man pics
>Every fucking ARMS thread is full of girl porn
i've seen like 2 porn images out of all the threads from this week. straight porn at least. the gays link to gay porn every thread
>>379204556
But anon, I'm planning on maining him.
>>379215551
lol the delusion is real
>>379208639
Source?
>>379214598
move to one of these threads then
>>379189609
>>379208525
>>379206473
>>379188045
>>379203067
>>379215734
>>379193201
>>379216042
BTFO
>>379200419
They feel like they have to keep him feminine for the idiots who are desperate to play as a female.
>>379214598
That's a lie and you know it. 90% of the ARMS threads, any thread really, are taking up by waifu trash.
>>379192682
no anon, that's Temco's
>want to discuss game
>thread overrun by fagfags
What is it about this game that attracts the cocksuckers?
>>379204556
Its not fair that Twin got all the attention.
>>379216192
What show is this?
>11 more days until ARMS comes out
fug
>>379218437
From a game series, Inazuma Eleven
>>379218437
>>379219625
>>379219814
>>379218437
>>379216192
>>379186849
>>379187118
>>379220072
I want to hug him!
>>379219989
>>379215694
Goddamn I want to lick his entire body
>>379222454
Real talk,I'm not sure why people would even be a fan of the franchise (or of most Level-5 games in general) if they didn't like shota, the games themselves are very mediocre in every other respect.
>>379223213
The games are alright. But I agree, the boys are t-h-i-c-c
>>379223213
they made fantasy life didn't they, that wasn't shotasstill mad about the "sequel" though
>>379223893
IS that even out in the states yet?
>>379224404
the mobage? I don't think so, they made it JP only iirc
>>379209572
Anyone know the artist for this?
I've seen it a lot on here.
>>379224586
NullGhost
>>379186849
more like i'm gay man
huehuehuehue
>>379224761
WTF IM GAY NOW
>>379224649
Damn, that was fast.
Much appreciated.
>>379224761
>>379225471
>>379224761
>>379193467
perfection
>>379207331
Full pic is so hot. I'm glad people are picking up on Kid Cobra
>>379227135
You know how snakes, use every muscle in their body to digest their food?YOu think Kid Cobra can do the same with his throat/asshole and a dick?
>>379227965
THAT'S KINDA HOT
>>379227965
Doutanuki is so delicious.
>>379227965I was hoping that your post was going to have vore teasing when you started with that.Kid Cobra vore when?
>>379228892
Isn't vore kind of
gross?
you people are fags
>>379228434
>Mon
Just think of it, Kid CObra using every muscle inside his throat or his asshole, wrapping/squeezing/milkig your dick out of every drop.
>>379228545
Damn right
>>379228892
No you fucking faggot, not vore, just full muscle control for pleasuring cock
God i wish you would fucking die wih a bullet in your fucking face
>>379229326
>not wanting to be eaten by your snake husbando
FULL PLEB
>>379229326
That's really hot actuallywritefag when
>>379216035
Don't bother, it's a girl..
>>379229326
>No you fucking faggot, not vore, just full muscle control for pleasuring cock
>God i wish you would fucking die wih a bullet in your fucking face
PREACH
>>379229475
Nah, kill yourself
>>379229560
is Cobra slutty in this or just enthusiastic about pleasing his lover? Mouth or Ass? Need specifics to write somethin
>>379229908
Ass, enthusiam,revalation that kid cobra is an actual snake man and not a human, anon/reader accepts him anyways, that's what makes him so enthusiastic
>>379229908
He's slutty, prefers oral, and emphasizes on "shlorping" dick as well as wrapping his tongue around the cock and under the balls DO IT
>>379230043
Sounds pure
Archie is still the best Pokehusband.
>>379230370
All Pokeboys are perfect. I'm still head over heels over the Poke Mart Clerk in SunMo
>>379230043
>>379230076
I guess I'll have to do both then.
>>379205165
>clicked this thread in hopes of softcore Min Min
>very slowly being attracted to Spring Man too
h-help me
>>379232180
There's nothing wrong with that anon
I'm sure Springman would be cool with you digging him
>>379232180
It's okay to acknowledge that a guy is good looking, doesn't mean you're instantly gay
>>379233053
keep telling yourself that
>>379233463
>If you can tell the difference between an attractive guy and an ugly fucker, you're a fag by default
>>379186849
Gosh dang, I would love to lick his abs until he cums all over me, right as I turn his twink ass around and start giving him a pounding.
>That feel when I play with motion controls and wrist weights
>>379234258
When you come across someone better than you do you take your weights off and double your power level?
>>379234439
Anon quite being such a sperg, he does it to make gains and then attract boipucci
>>379234605
>POWER BTTM
>>379193467
did someone say spark?
>>379235271
It hurts my heart to know I will never nuzzle my head against his chest
>the husbando thread's still up
nice.
>>379235612thats because the furfags havent gotten it deleted
>>379235795
Hey fuck you, I just want to post video game characters like everyone else.
gas the Zacfags
Helix is the new slime husbando
>>379235795why would you mention them, now they're coming and there's nothing we can do about it
>>379235896
Please dont
>>379235912I... I'm sorry Q~Q
>>379236209
>Q~Q
Yet somehow I'm the designated autist.
>>379216209
fuck it, cuteboys are the best.
>>379236285
both of you are
>>379236285Let us be civil and continue the prosperity of this thread
>>379236580
You started it.
>>379193912
I agree.
Usually there's a lot of good waifus too, but S/M had no good waifu material.
But that's okay since I'm married to Hau now.
>>379220202
>"Son, no."
Gets me everytime.
>>379236864
I concede.And I apologize.
>>379203439
Whoa shit, are they trying to evoke Hajime no Ippo imagery here? This is awesome.
>>379237140
Maybe, but that's fanart.
KID COBRA
>>379237272
>>379236864
>master mummy will never sit on your face
>>379237272
Cute!
>>379238360
moar
>>379237272
>>379237487
>>379238360
>>379238456
Best character
>15 minutes pass midnight in East Coast burgerland
>10 more days until ARMS comes
Fuck, I can't wait. I loved the testpunches. I want to play this game again NOW.
>>379239468
All boys are best boys
>>379239902
Won't fight ya there, I just love Kid Cobra, but I respect your opinion
DONT LET THE THREAD DIE
RSE Archie x ORAS Archie selfcest when??
>>379238561
if they fug, who would be the bottom?
>>379226837
Swimmer NPC is my husband.
>>379193467
I beg to differ.
>>379241634
good taste
>>379242001
bad taste
>>379241267
I want to fill his musclebutt with my baby sauce
>>379241334
i love you, anon
>>379241634
absolutely thicc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZUY9lZq3QQ
>>379242001
kinda have to agree with >>379242203 , im not into women either
>>379241490por que no los dos?
>>379242203
>>379242286
>>379242346
Whatever floats your boat
>thread about best boy
>no one is posting best boy
I didn't come for generic anime weeb trash desu senpai
>>379246065
He's been posted multiple times
>>379186849
dat ass
>>379244593
link is for fucking
Faggots get out of my board
>>379249440
no
>>379249283
gay pedo
>>379251357
He obviously is
>>379251608
He's for playing with
>>379252092
He is for cumming into
>>379253737
Don't lewd Toon Link
>>379202204
sauce
>>379187118
Dora dora, you talking shit about pompadours?
>>379205892
SAUAAAAAUCE
How is this thread still alive? Good lord.
>>379234258
Glad I'm not the only one who sees this game as a good outlet to get more active.
>22 or 23rd birthday (I forgot my age) in a few days (I forgot which day)
>still on the path of wizardhood
>>379256036
We're gay, not trigender polymorphous angelkins you faggot
>>379255864
Anon you do realize you can just buy sex, right?
>inb4 STDs
Wear a condom, faggot.
>>379204556
I want him tobe my dad
>>379230605
The perfect husbando. Fell for him the day of the demo.
>>379193467
beefy
pecsthis is my weakness
>>379257285
We all know the Punk boy/Skull grunt is the purest maiden and the best husbando
>>379259183
Why go for a pure husbando when you can go for one who wishes you to "sample his wares"?
>>379186849
That's not how spine work
>>379260281
but he is spring man and his spine is naturally tense like a spring