*blocks your magick*

tfw no breton bf to split my twink ass in half

Someone explain to me what a Breton is exactly. They look like jews basically but supposedly they have elven blood of some sort which grants them magic resistance. Are they subhuman?

>>379172930
They're the result from centuries of inbreeding between elves and humans, since in tes, the race of the child is always depending on the mother, it took a while for the half-breed to appear.

>>379172930
No, they're pretentious assholes because they're better than the elves and humans because they can eat lighting and crap thunder.
Literally.

>>379172652
>literally the most unattractive human race, and adding "human" is cutting them some slack
May as well get ORCED.

>>379173170
how canonically big is a orc penis?

>>379173326
Well if I remember correctly, their women do more manly activities than the males, so probably not that impressive.
Although you could get one of them women to smith a strapon.

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>>379173170
As cononically big as it would have to be to be uncomfortable

>tfw no oblivion and morrowind on ps4
;_;

>>379174107
Why not just download morrowind on your PC? The game is old as fuck. Even some modern generic dell pc can handle it.