what's your gamer pose /v/?

What's wrong with exclusively wearing jeans?

I'm going to need a Chad Lounge-Around edit.

>>379157865
It's nigger wear

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>>379157881
this

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>>379157768
>tfw already fucked up the bottom left text

>>379157919
No

>>379157865
You know what's weird? I never wear jeans. I literally only wear dickies.

>>379157881
and after that the wizard sit

>>379157768
I sit with my back straight and one leg balanced on my other knee.

Going to need a "The Virgin Shit" version of this.

>>379157923
This shit isnt by Quentin, right?
Or is /our guy/ finally back?

>>379157974
>dickies
What are you, a Mexican gangster?

>>379157967
Yes it is

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>>379157768
Ffs I tick every box in this picture, thanks for showing me reality

>sit down with group of people
>everybody is just sitting normally and chatting to each other
>feel out of place
>cannot stand still
>constantly fidgeting or doing something
>shaking one leg making the chair and table tremble
>constantly adjusting my hair, scratching my back, scratching my arms, twisting/cracking my fingers

Why can't I sit normally, /v/? How do people manage to sit perfectly still for hours upon hours? Is there something wrong with me? And no, I don't have autism.

>>379158190
you keep your legs close together at all times? i've almost never seen guys do that. maybe a couple of queer ones.

>>379157768
>Always chooses the middle in a row of chairs
That's wrong though
The first one is always the best

>>379157865
There is nothing wrong with jeans just mix it up

throw some khakis in there and get all the bitches

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>>379157768

Wait a sec.

Sitting still and always the middle are actually Alpha behaviors. Only betas sit on the side and fuck nervously around.

>>379158251
When you sit put your hands under your upper thighs thumb out

you can still wiggle your thumbs a bit but you wont look like a figgity faggot and you will get better over time

>tfw virgin walk to a chair only to virgin sit

I'm hopeless

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>>379157923
>Rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to the store"
Fuck, that got me.
Speaking of which, aren't we due for another classic by that guy?

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>>379157923

>>379157768
>>379157923
if this is how most /v/irgins walk and sit then i am basically a chad in comparison

>tfw I have neither the virgin walk or sit
It feels so great being so fabulous

>>379157768
>>379157923
Sauce on these pics or artist? They're great.
>Has never heard a song in his entire life
Fucking kek

>>379157768
none of those fit me
what went wrong

>>379158647
I just made the op post.
copied the style of the original version

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>>379157768
>tfw live in Finland
>everyone has assburgers so random social interactions are a rare occurrence
>never take out my earbuds

Also nothing fucking wrong with jeans.

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>avoids the virign walk meme
>still a virgin
what the FUCK

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I find myself sitting like this most of the time..

>>379158543
>Wizard
This isn't even my final form

>>379158773
bad af for your back long term

>>379158349
I got some bad news for you anon. . .

>>379158773
Holt shit this is me right now but with the right hand on the mouse ofc.

>>379158702
Good stuff, now I know what to work on. You're helping out an anon to work things out, good luck finding sex m8

>>379158543
>posture is only found in ancient minoan mythology
Come on, lad. It's only 06:41 and I'm laffing like an hyena.

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>>379158106
Cheeky lil shit.

>>379158796
Slouching is actually a good thing for your back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tgopXlXxQ

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ha ha

>Wants to stay away from people and avoid interaction
>Always chooses the middle of a row of chairs, therefor taking up more space and ensuring whoever sits down is always closer to him than if he had chosen an end chair
What the fuck?

>>379158936
there's a difference between autism and introversion anon

>>379157768
>what's your gamer pose /v/?

before or after reading this thread?

>>379157865
work

>>379158936
Probably a attempt at being a non beta by forcing himself to be near people so he can get used to it.

>>379158920
my life is a lie

fucking clarkson

>>379159032
At least you can slouch in you chair while you jerk off to waifus now..

>>379158982
but what if I work at a tech company and everyone wears jeans, even the fucking CEO most days.

this was made by someone very insecure.

>>379159063
>while you jerk off to [James May] now..

>>379158804

that you are a beta? We already know, bro.

>>379158924
If this isn't you you need to leave /v/

>>379158936
It's so that you don't have people needing to walk passed you or walking to and fro in the aisle.

It's a stable, secure spot. In addition to being the most generic non-standout spot.

>>379158924
>look at this playa!
classic

>>379159136
I just jerk it to his Disassembler show on youtube now that you bring it up

>>379159180
>aisle
Wait, what kind of chair rows are we talking about? A bench on a bus, where the window seat would be his preferred seat, leaned against the bus wall to give as much space on the rest of the seat? A doctor's office where there's more than one wall of chairs and another row or two in the middle, where he always chooses the outside and wonders who the fuck would ever sit in the middle of the room when given another option?

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>Go on bus every morning
>Only 30% of the time will anyone sit next to me
>No matter where I sit the seat next to me will always be the last available one on the bus
>If that person gets off and I'm still on no one else will take the seat, they'll just keep standing
>Go to new uni class for the first time
>Everyone already knows each other so I can't make new friends since these idiots don't want to interact with unknown people
What the fuck am I doing wrong? No matter what I try (or even don't try) it's just fate that I'm forever alone. I wear nice deodorants and look the part, but why the fuck can't I even get the chance for social interaction let alone have a single person even approach me, whether they're an old man on the bus or a drunk bong? Not even exaggerating, I've been putting up with this for YEARS.

>>379159235
Didn't he have a youtube channel he started using after top gear fell through?

Found it!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmUOMglqX0PTMTrohBZ5Qw

>tfw I'm off of work in 5 minutes and I'm laughing like a loon with dead patients surrounding me

>>379157768
This is pretty much me and I've been with almost twenty girls.

>>379157768
But I don't do any of that and I'm a virgin.

>>379159373
everyone is the same as you dip shit, you have to make the first move.

>>379159373
stop being a little bitch.

>>379159373
Post pics and we'll decide just how cute you are, anon.

>>379158058
Did people actually unironically like that fedora master?

>>379159118
probably someone that just hates a particular person who happens to do all these things. either way he is a faggot.

>>379157865
>jeans is literally all I have
>because I own part of a garments company that deals with jeans
>always get a pack of jeans every month
>get jeans with linen padding inside for winter
>jeans have actual pockets and aren't even real jeans since I know what they do to make it so
>don't mind because cotton jeans are comfier
I really have no incentive to wear anything but jeans

>>379159376
>it's been two years since james may's drunken youtube cooking show
God, where does the time go?

Reassembler series 3 when?

>>379159373
normies have a sixth sense for detecting and avoiding social misfits

i wear jeans because i work dirty jobs. khakis are faggoty anyway.

>>379159553
>I own part of a garments company
Whatever you say rockafeller

Daily reminder only women can be virgins.

>>379159682
> khakis are faggoty anyway.
calm down autist
I'm sorry that you feel insecure about your looks that you can only wear jeans

>>379159386
you sound like a pretty shitty doctor

>>379159780
That is so virgin thing to say.

>>379159780
factually incorrect

all it takes for a woman to stop being a virgin is to spread her legs, and at least three thousand dicks will home in on her, regardless of the woman's flaws

>>379159559

im bummed out that TGT was kind of disappointing and cant believe that the latest season of BBC top gear wasn't half bad

>plebs talking about jeans and khakis

Chinos masterrace reporting.

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>>379158728
Tfw I can say the same

>>379159834
nice projection brah

>>379159898
>being such an autismal piece of anger shit you can't even understand posts anymore

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>>379159373
bring legoes to class, at least you'll get manchildern and autist as a friend, its better than alone i guess.
dont go full autist and bring whole sets of bionicle, just small bricks of legoes.

>>379158543
I have mastered the wizard walk, ama

>>379159898
he's saying there's a biological marker indicating the loss of a woman's virginity. there isn't any for a man, therefore the concept of a male virgin is retarded.

>>379158106
Was Joseph the original cuck?

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>jeans
Those are uncomfortable as fuck

I wear basketball shorts and jordan's year round. Sometimes with a polo shirt. I'm an obese manlet. I'm in Texas so it rarely gets cold. If it does, I'll wear my 10 year old jeans with holes and an oversized hoody.

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>>379158728
how hard is it to migrate to finland and how do your people treat russian outsiders?

>>379159989
>being such an hateful retard that you haphazardly patchwork words into insults

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>>379159118
This, if it was done unironically but it feels like a self-deprecating thing, like he drew an exaggerated version of himself.

If you'd do the exact opposite of the virgin walk you'd look like a creepy stalker

>>379160097
>striped track pants
russian pleb

>>379160097
not everyone lives in russia where wearing sportswear in public is socially acceptable, anon

>>379158543
jesus christ my sides hurt

>>379160097
>this chad meme

disgusting. those pants are for exercising, not sitting in a lecture. fucking shit is the male equivalent of yoga pants.

>>379160097
>>379160134
Cвoи

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>>379157768
who keeps making these things?

They have serious self esteem issues

>>379160191
>>379160193
As always it really depends on how you look.

If you have a +6/10 face and a good body nobody will ever comment on that.
If you are a skinny nerd with acne however its a different thing

>>379160261
You act like yoga pants dont look good on almost anyone and aren't comfy as fuck to use.

>>379160191
>>379160193
country bumpkins?

everyone fucking wears those pants in public now. you don't see it yet, but in about a year the trend will get to you.

t. coastalfag

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Offical Chad Style

>>379157768
>wears jeans
As opposed to what? A skirt?

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post pics of what you think the chad lounge should be ?

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>>379160383
>he only wears jeans

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>>379160437

>>379159373
Either you're sitting down and expecting people to go over and make conversation with you instead of doing so yourself, or you're ugly.

>>379160383
Slacks, shorts, or even khakis or those faggy brightly colored pants. You fag.

>>379160383
>he wears jeans to work
Are you a NEET

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>>379157768
>not wearing clothes that have been passed down from your dad.

>>379159373
I also experience this and there is no solution, I'm now a completely isolated 25 year old who only exists to die alone

>tfw not virgin

Where my bros at?

>>379160381
>The Official Slav Style
FTFY

>he wears jeans instead of track pants
>he wears a suit instead of whatever is comfortable for him

The men who try to look as normal and acceptable as possible are always the most ankward ones.
Especially people who wear suits.

>having a wardrobe consisting of anything other than a couple pairs of fitted denim and black jeans, several solid colored t shirt, and a few coats

anything else is a sure fire way to spot a homosexual.

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how is this?

Where my cargo pants bros at?

>>379160686
oh shit
here it is

>>379160686
sensible chuckle

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official Chad walk

>>379160691
>Cargo pants
Please for the love of god tell me you are on military or is a fitness god

>>379159654
THIS THIS THIS

>>379160772
Can't so no to hand me downs pham.

>>379160686
10/10

>>379160686
10/10

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>>379158543

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>>379160816
>>379160817
>one post number apart

>>379160686
By the way you missed colouring a finger... or maybe that's a thumb

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>>379160686
>but still tries to change his posture constantly to challenge himself

Fuckin got me.

>>379160097
>>379160381
These can be as trendy as they want, they're still sweatpants at the end of the day. I don't mind, I only wear pants for work now that these are in style.

>>379160861
clearly a bandage
injury from playing some sport maybe?

That's the exact posture in which I always sit but without all of that self conscious stuff about standing out.

I've had 3 different qt gfs in my life, all of whom I've banged. Should be called the "normie sit".

>>379160856
That was just a glitch right?

Only I sent that right.

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>>379157768
My pose is fairly normal as far as I know

>normal sitting (relaxed back with leg balanced on other leg's knee)
>walk normally when with someone, powerwalk when alone
>practicing the "disgruntled" look for so look it's my netrual facial state now
>people still come up to me to start conversations, forcing me to pretend I care
What a bother

>>379160686
>vibrates constantly to annoy people
kek

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All these virgin walk/virgin sit maymays are just what people with social anxiety do. Does anxiety=virginity or something?

Because I do all of these things and I'm not a virgin, I have have anxiety problems. It feels like my brain goes at 3x the speed of everyone else and causes me to overanalyze everything. So I subconsciously posture myself in a way that makes people less likely to interact with me. I'm certainly not "alpha", but you don't need to be alpha to stick your dick in some skanks vag.

>>379160829
>tfw would have been just two years shy of wizardry

it's not worth it, bros. don't let the menstruating Jew disrupt your path to enlightenment mortals can only dream of.

>/v/ not knowing that gopnik slav style is the new hot thing in the cities

Everyone wears trackpants now.
If you still wear jeans it simply means that you are a boring conservative fossil.

>>379160967
it's called a joke son

>>379160979
I don't want to get in the fucking robes, anon.

>>379161000
can the trackpantsfag leave the thread already?

>>379160856
>she instinctively goes for the chokegrab before being more gentle

Haven't laughed this hard since I found out Todd was lying about his height. Fucking manlets.

>>379160765
>official Chad walk
>Screenshot literally stamped with BETA in all caps
retard

>>379160967
Clearly you are still a virgin, since if you weren't, you'd be alpha all the time and have limitless confidence. All your social problems would disappear. That's what having sex does.

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>>379161000
Hey I;m amazed that I'm still wearing clothes at all desu, if I had my way it would be no pants all day every day.
>tfw walking, making food, playing vidya and pooping naked.

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>>379160686
is this a good crop of the pics?

>>379157923
>walks too fast

When you're over 190cm it's more like everyone else is walking way too fucking slow.

>>379160686
>too busy to own cell phone
Oh my god thats gold. I don't even know how I'd react to someone telling me that.

"Bu..but a cell phone would...help with that wouldn't it?"
"Chuh broah, liek i need an angry bird machine to get laid whateva"

>>379160967
Shut up virgin

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>>379160686
perfect
now we just need a wizard lounge

>>379161104
Enjoy your piss stains and shit stains on your bed.

>>379161086
>B-B-B-But it's a beta!

When will you ever learn?

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>>379160383
no a kilt
who the fuck makes these stockphotos

>>379160686
so what's next? urinal use for virgins and chads?

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>>379161198
>he doesn't have full control over his faculties
Sounds like a problem on your end famalamadingdong

>>379160967
>>379161095
Yeah yeah we get it, you still want some abnormie cred. I have never met a non-virgin who has some awkward, overthinking fidgety fuck like you have described.

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>>379160856
STOP

>>379160686
I love you

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>>379161235
the virgin stand

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>>379159373
lol i remember being a stupid teenager. let me give yuo some advice to befriend literally anyone in high school:
act/pretend to give half of a single shit about ANY of their hobbies or personal interests
talk about that with them
boom, friends.

>>379161198
Did your mom forget to potty train you?

>>379160613
I'm the same. I'm an awkward autist who gave up on social interaction years ago.
I don't like being alone and friendless but I hate actually talking to people because it's extremely awkward and unenjoyable.
Still haven't figured out how ti fix this.

>>379161235
>urinals
Sounds like a bad idea man

>>379160284
>he's never heard of /ourguy/ Quentin

>>379157768
none of these apply to me holy shit

>>379161290
More like the everyone stand.
>ethnic with ironic glasses staring at his smartphone

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>>379157923
>tiny, beetle-like stride
every time

>>379161293
alternatively just suck their cock

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>>379157768
Nice unfunny meme shit faggot.

I still prefer my console controller setup for being able to comfortably sit on my couch. Either straight up, partly leaning against the wall behind me, sideways in chillmode with neck leaning in corner of walls and feet up or maybe leaning forward a bit when shit gets down.

My desktop desk is slightly too high to comfortable use i guess, so my shoulders are in a weird position for some games with hard to read text.
Are there any guidelines for ergonomic or healthy desktop setups? What do you guys think helps?


>>379160009
I love Lego (assburger so go figure) and probably have a giant setup for normie standards.
But why the fuck would anyone bring lego to class other than attentionwhoring man. While i'd love to meet fellow lego autists, nobody in their right mind would try and get caught into the web of attentionwhores unless they need something from them. But maybe that's just a personal gripe.

>>379160552
>goes to work
>is a NEET
Do you know what words mean?

>>379160917
So being a loser nerd is considered normie now?

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>>379161268
Nah, while confidence and smoothless are certainly beneficial in the sexual market, simply being attractive will work too. I will never understand the people on /r9k/ who claim to be attractive yet austistic and claim thats why they're a virgin.

Attractiveness is literally the only thing that matters. You could be a child rapist and as long as your still attractive some bitch out there will like you.

>>379161249
The real problem is you not posting more Hotaru pics, you slut

>>379161298
Just saying that residues may be left in the bed, asshat.

>>379161391
autism

>>379161413
How do I become attractive.

>>379161391
>pic
Is that Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School?

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>>379160552
>work
>NEET
Am I being baited right now

>>379158543
Looks like something you'd see in a creepypasta.

>>379161453
SHOWER!!

>>379159373
I feel like something similar happens to me but with grills, but my brain is preventing from fully realising it so I don't get suicidal.

>>379160829
can't a wizard over 30 just makes a girlfriend appears and fuck her??
also
> we shared a beer
who the fuck drink at 13 ??

>>379157919
>being this much of a basement dweller
Literally look up hip hop fashion you autismo.

>>379161453
Lift weights and have a low bodyfat percentage.

>>379161487
I do that every day though.

>>379161410
yes also videogames and anime are normie now

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>>379161425
Thats why you shower every night before crawling into be each night. I mean you DO shower twice a day right anon?

>>379161235
>the virgin piss
>uses and locks a stall
>waits for noise to start peeing
>piss on the rim of the bowl to pee silently
>pees in bursts

>the chad piss
>uses the middle urinal
>doesn't angle his body at all, stands parallel to the urinal
>doesn't try to obstruct the view of his penis
>pisses immediately as soon as his dick comes unzipped
>one constant stream of piss

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>tfw I pretend to be really confident and boisterous and outgoing because I try to mask my insecurities
>it leads to me being really popular and well-liked
>get invited to lots of things
>pass on most of them because I just want to stay home and play vidya
>eventually stop inviting me to things because they assume I don't like them
help

>>379160686
Fuck me I can't be laughing like this at work

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I'm a virgin and I always sit next to hot females, just in case

>>379161503
>hip hop fashion
>not for nigger

>>379161487
What like with water? That shit can be deadly

>>379161501
>who the fuck drink at 13 ??
Anyone over the ages of 10 probably because only a virgin would wait until their 18 and still complain that it tastes bitter.

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>>379161501
yep, it's called ordering a real doll
you never see a virgin under 30 ordering one right?

>>379161520
Twice. Before going to sleep and after waking up. Only once when it's winter though

>>379161487
>shower
Why do people say this? Of course you gotta fucking shower. Who the fuck doesn't shower twice everyday?

>>379161520
Not him but I shower twice a day because I'm obsessive when it comes to feeling dirty and I can't get to sleep otherwise

>>379161542
Do you also leer at them?

>>379161521
>implying the Chad doesn't stand on top of the middle urinal

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>>379161530
i dont need to pretend to be confident because i only work and watch anime and i dont give a shit about any thing else unlike all of the failed normiecucks in this thread

>>379161639
I eyeball them

>>379161520
>he doesn't shower once every two days
>he brushes his teeth

hi, fag. keeping you butthole nice and clean for Chad?

>>379161520
>showering before sleep
Like preparing a meal on the table to eat the next day.

>>379161530
Why don't you just go to the things

>>379161530
get on my level
>awkward all the time but a few normie acquaintances
>they only invite me out of pity
>pass on it because I know they don't really want to see me
>they end up hating me cause they think I'm snobbing them

>>379157768
>trying to not bother other people is a bad thing

This picture was made by a nigger, right ?

>>379161413
I disagree since I'm attractive and still a virgin. I have talked to and been around many people however, and since we're going off anecdotal evidence here, the biggest factor into getting laid is just how much "game" you have. Ugly people fuck constantly, damn near every couple I have interacted with were fat, ugly, or both.

>>379161404
>>379161475
Okay maybe my English sucks
I mean since you can't wear jeans to work he doesn't work

Simple now?

>>379160829
>I hope you at least went to your prom.
It's not my fault she canceled last minute

>>379161594
I'm saving money for one of those robots

>>379161692
>sleeping in your own filth

>>379160381
>Offical Ivan Style

>>379161610
i only shower once every two days i use a washcloth rest of the time

>>379161610
Because normalfags are out of touch and think virgins are all obese basement dwellers who don't shower and probably torture small animals.

>>379161530
>>tfw I pretend to be really confident and boisterous and outgoing because I try to mask my insecurities
more people are like this than you think

>>379161643
>implying he doesn't stand at the middle urinal and wave his dick left and right to piss in three at once

>>379161752
Are you Japanese or a fatass?

>>379161752
why?
I shower twice a day because I enjoy showering and I hate being covered in sweat.

>>379161520
Saya Endou is my wife (slang for waifu)!

>>379161752
Why
Are you in debt and cant pay bills or something

>>379161732
There are myriad jobs where wearing jeans is not only acceptable, but recommended.

Just because he doesn't work at some hedge fund management firm and doesn't need to wear a 3 piece suit every day doesn't mean he doesn't have a job.

>>379157768
What if I wear jeans because they are cheep as fuck and last for years?

>>379161801
not him, but im skinnyfat and only shower every two days. sometimes even longer.

>>379161846
Congrats, you have friends now.

>>379161858
>What if I wear jeans because they are cheep as fuck and last for years?
what the hell are you doing that causes your pants to become unusable?

>>379161739
You're always filthy. Baths only make you smell nice and move your bacteria around (which is what 90% of everyone's bodies are made of in the first place)

I only shower when I need to go out

Is that weird

>>379161293
>act/pretend to give half of a single shit about ANY of their hobbies or personal interests
Yeah, but what do you do when they start prying about your hobbies/interests?

>>379161846
You have friends now
Go do something safely normie and meet up somewhere

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>>379161752
This but once a week because I'm a miserly cunt but I have been working towards changing that. I do it now purely for the feeling.
>tfw fresh pair of socks after a warm shower.

>>379160089
Well he is the father of his wifes son.
He sure as hell did not filled her womb with cum.

>>379161846
Don't reply to them and leave the group. If they try to contact you again just ignore them.

>>379161474
No, i am building my own 7-wide mystery-machine using some decorated parts of the official one though.

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>>379160829
>4 years to go
if I find out you lied abou the wizard powers /v/..

>>379161846
Act apathetically to avoid being seen as a creep

>>379161846
>they tell me they're glad that I seem like a normal person
you should tell them the truth

>>379160829
>My main is on Eredar

Every single time.

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>>379161921
tell them you like to watch anime (japanese animation) and tell them they need to at least have seen 100 shows to continue the relationship

>>379161846
When you meet irl and they see how ugly you are you're gonna go back to your previous state, don't worry

>>379160097
I also wear pajamas in public

>>379161846
Hotpocket on patrol tonight.

>>379161594
Shitty dolls. Japan dolls are superior.

Can I still be a wizard if I didn't put my dick inside a girl but got blowjobs from my her nefore?

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>showering TWICE a day

What is wrong with you?
Even the busiest people doing actual labour only shower once a day. People who need to look 100% sharp every day shower once a day. What is the purpose for twice? Do you sleep in a barn? Are you Indian?

Any generic, ambulatory person who's a student or does computer work needs to only shower like once every three, four, MAYBE two days, unless they live in some sweaty disgusting hellhole. In which case, why haven't you moved yet?

>>379161692
Good job you fucking genius, you just tracked all the germs and sweat and detritus you've collected during the day into all of your blankets and sheets, that you then spend 8 hours in naked. And then it stays there until you wash it.

Retards.

>>379159164
u mad beta boi

>>379161917
I do that too, so yes

>>379162034
lol

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>>379162034
holy shit my sides

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>this thread
so...these are the people who consider themselves not to be normalfags. very interesting

>>379161846
Join them retard

>>379162084
>implying you have the balls to tell me I stink
fuck off betaboi

>>379161521
>I use a stall
>Leave the door open
>Pee in the fucking water as hard as I can
>Pee comes inmediatly as soon as my dick is unzipped
>one constant stream of piss

In wich category am I?

>>379162034
>entire outfit is composed of jeans

I like it

>>379159373
>everyone already knows eachother
it's in your head retard, if it's a random class at uni chances are they have at most one friend they knew before joining the class

>>379162034
A

FUCKING

ATTOSECOND

>>379161906
Work. Mostly at places like fed ex where they grind against metal. Side belt loops never last. They always get caught on something and the threads are so weak they get yanked out without me even noticing.

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>>379160089
>laugh at this post
>remember we all come from Adam
>who was cucked by lilith with samael
>mffw we're all cucks by birth

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>>379162034
I wrapped my foreskin around one of my earbuds and turned the volume up while listening to drum and bass. Sonic vibrations were so good that I stuck the other one up my asshole. Came buckets after that and now I can't ever go back to normal masturbatory practices.

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>>379160856

>>379161846

Congrats, Tomoko.

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>>379162034
>completely immobile
>changes pose every attosecond

but...

>>379162156
3 years till wizardry i can not consider myself a normalfag

>>379162230
Thats bullshit but ill believe it.

>>379162271
He's a wizard. Don't worry about it.

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>>379160097
>mfw I can count the number of times I've worn jeans on one hand
Fuck jeans. I only wear khakis when I need to dress up, otherwise I wear athletic pants or shorts.

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>>379162230
what the fuck anon

>>379162081
Nope, you gave your essence up to a succubus. Wizardom will always remain just out of reach for you.

>>379162271
Teleportation

>>379162230
Do you still use the earbuds normally?

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>>379158543
Jesus Christ

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>>379159373
Just be yourself anon, start the conversation.
My personal tip is to try to be funny, at least crack up semi-non corny jokes.
I'm your typical tomoko and it took me decades to practice social interaction and small talk. You can almost say I'm a expert small-talker Heh.

>>379161846
They gonna run a train on your boipussi
Don't go

>>379161917
eh almost the same. If I go out I'll always shower. If I stay at home I'll sometimes shower only every second day. Usually because after one day not showering I feel filthy, even if haven't been physically active

>>379162434
More like you a drunk homosexual faggot who still posts here desu.

>>379162034
i'm not used to laughing this hard
am i going to die

>>379160856
>snu
>n
>u

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>>379162434
>just bee urself

>>379157923
Can someone please animated these two walking

>>379162546

>>379162434
kill yourself

>>379162230
How long have you been waiting for an excuse to share that with us?

>>379159373
You take a shower everyday, right?

>>379162434
>Be myself
>Gets nothing

>"Just be yourself anon"

Every fucking time.

>>379162206
>lilith with samael
Eh, aren't those jew religion only DLC characters?
They are not canon in christianity

>>379162156
Its human nature to want to fit in, normalfags want to fit in with incels for whatever reason.

>>379162434
Michlan is my favorite socially awkward namefag
why doesn't /v/ have anymore other autistic names and trips?

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>>379160856

>>379160097
This is what real men wears, jeans is for western Europeans and fags

>>379162434
>"Just be yourself"
>"I'm your typical tomoko"
>>379162156

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>>379162565
already done

>>379162230
Drum and bass is serious business.

>>379162434
More like show them you care about the same thing they do

>>379157768
jesus christ that is ACTUALLY me a year ago, minus the earbuds
what the fuck
lads you break out of this mould by enduring the real world.

>>379162434
>typical Tomoko
let's be honest nobody is as autistic as tomoko, at least tomoko wasn't bullied

>>379162084
I only shower every day because I work in landscaping. During the winter I only shower every two or three days.

>>379159373
Just smile at people even if they seem like dicks. They usually are but old people and sometimes even young people will surprise you with their responsiveness to a friendly face.

Basically, forget everything you learned from 4chan and try to be pleasant company.

>>379162693
I still can't believe this is real

>>379162772
>nobody is as autistic as tomoko

this is absolutely false

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>>379162034

>>379160829
I felt bad to that when i was 17 and now i feel bad 3 years later

>>379161509
>>379161453
This. Lifting gives more then physical benefits as well.

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>>379158543
the battle continues

>>379161542
But that pussy is very much censored

>>379157923
uh but im acychully in a hurry u prick and theres beggars all over the place u think i want to get stopped and asked for change ive already gave all my lunch money away

>>379162703
DnB is alright but personally I use J-core, hardcore and noise desu. The vibrations from just the static alone are orgasmic.

>>379162693
This looks like 90 animation.
How did they fuck up this bad?

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>>379162772
>>379162829
Even Tomoko isn't even as autistic as Tomoko now.
Tomoko has friends now, and socially interacts on the daily.
Tomoko has changed, she's getting more and more friends.

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>>379161290
>the virgin stand

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>>379162693

>>379162928
Stop, you're ruining the fresh /v/ meme.

>>379162928
I don't think you get it

>>379162829
People who are as autistic as Tomoko would have killed themselves by now.

>>379162928
It's BAGGER 288 you ignorant cunt

>>379163009
but now she's a lesbian

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>>379163010
>his stand hoverhands him

>>379163010
>behold my stand 『C R E E P』

>>379157768
>virgin sit doesn't have guy sit on the far left/right in a row of chairs
this shit is false

>>379163010
>tfw even he can't stand you
how depressing

>>379161531
How do they not notice you browsing 4chan at work?

I have 3 jeans and two colored pants

I only wear one dark blue jean all the time

Fuck you /v/ for making me feel bad

>>379162928
Underage, you didn't even try
>>379163010
Very well done

>>379163190
Phone browsing on my lunch break

>>379163246
Your fashion tastes are bad and your should feel bad.

>>379163246
>I only wear one dark blue jean all the time
christ anon, go to the store and buy some chinos

>>379161967
..you will come and slay us like you slayed all that pussy?

>>379163260
>browsing 4chan at work
>when he should be socializing with his colleagues and making friends
And now we have come full circle ladies (male) and gentlemen (also male).

>>379163089
If true I should pick this up again.

>>379163246
do not listen to those /fa/gs

jean are socially accepted and you'll looks like a normie

>>379163292
Not amerifag

What the fuck is a chino?

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>2017
>still sitting behind your desk

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What's /v/'s opinion on grey jeans?

>>379163346
i havent read it in a while but last chapter i read she was more interested in her friend body than the boys

>>379163396
>not blue
10/10
not a hard competition to beat anon

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>>379163345
>we have come full circle ladies (male) and gentlemen (also male).
Anon, please, my sides

>>379163385
>thought there was flyshit on my screen
>turns out it was just the pic
Thank god for that desu.

I really really like this meme.

>wearing jeans
>not wearing sweatpants or shorts 24/7
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>379160686
anon I'm dying

My chest is hurting from laughing so much

>>379163458
i'm not a fat neckbeard nor a nigger

>>379163458
>shorts 24/7
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."