>hey anon do you have a mic

OW group chat crashes my game. No other mic chat in any game does it . Shits weird.

>>379142937
yeah, but I don't want to use it.

>>379142937
Yes but I don't want to speak.

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>haha you sound creepy

>>379142937
>"do you use voice chat?"
>"no"
>player left the session
Oh well, it's not like I need friends and am lonely as shit haha

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>"alright goodnight guys, im heading off"
>no one responds
>waits like 2 minutes
>"Why didn't anyone say goodnight to me"

>try to talk with expression
>still sound monotone

>>379143069
kek

>>379143417
Anon are you me? I don't know how people do it. I have interesting things to say but I'm so low energy.

Everytime I open my mic and make calls but people only focus on my Chinese accent
>Yo anon how does dog taste
>Better than American‘s Mcdonalds
Sometimes its hard to pay with Westerners.

>>379142937
I feel so fucking bad for this kid. I don't know who he is or why his veins bulge out like that but I hope he's doing okay.

>>379143820
Try alcohol. Failing that, just say it anyway. It works for cr1tical

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>>379143032
*you have been kick from the game
reason: no reason given*

I'm known as a man of few words, but gets the job done.

I guess I'm doin' ok

I'm one of those people who uses the mic way too much.

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I have a voice and face for radio

>>379142937
>One guy always speaks so loud his mic clips
>Can't turn down receive volume because rest of the lobby too quiet

>Anon, your voice sounds sexy, do you have a Skype?

>not showing off your confident, deep voice until the raid leader's girlfriend starts flirting with you and you get /gkicked

beta much?

>>379142937
>use mic
>are you a girl?
>yeah
>continue playing like normal
Pretty easy

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>haha you sound like a girl

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>>379142937

>oh, you are a girl? That's a cute voice!
>I'm starting to have feelings for you

>Always playing with friends over skype so mic is always open
>Leave voice chat open in game
>People ask me to speak english or ask me who am I talking to and if I'm streaming
>people proceed to say hello to twich or youtube and try to win the game as hard as they can

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> Have high pitched voice
> "Haha are you a girl?"

>>379144552
LOL

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>hahaha, why you sound like Kermit the Frog?

At least on PC I can just type

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>that can't be your real voice.

>>379143898
every single time?
goddamn what a bunch of l0sers

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>>379143898
>pay with
I know you can't pronounce L but you can at least type it.

>>379144804
Gamesluts are so easy when you have a manly voice. But a real man puts bros before hos.

>any of you guys got a mic
>nah cunt
>oh okay
nice messing with autists

My accent got buggered up by chatting with Americans
Americans think im either Australian or British
Visiting foreigners think im American
Also "haha anon say [blank]!"

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>tell teammates where the enemy team is on the mic
>"shut the fuck up you retard"
>lose match
>"you didn't help out at all"

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>>379146396
>>tell teammates where the enemy team is on the mic
>>"shut the fuck up you retard"
>AYO BITCH WHERE MY MONEY AT?