How do we fix /v/?

>>379136797
mobile posting view only

ban e-celeb threads asap

remove /pol/ and ban all /pol/ posting, get those redditor mobilefags off this site

>>379136895
this. ok guys the thread is over go home

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It's like there are more smartphones or something

>>379136797
You can't, but thread IDs are a good start to cut down on ebin console falseflagging.

>>379136797
Well, a good first step would be you going back to where you belong, OP.

Oldfags and their ancient faggy memes need to die. Newfags are the future of 4chan. A brighter future.

>>379136959
>remove /pol/
I like the idea but the posters will just migrate here, /his/, /lit/, etc. Everywhere else will become terrible

REMOVE /pol/

flags

>>379136895
This. Thats really it

>>379137123
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>379136797

Load the site with some android/iOS only malware that blows up phones.

Bonus is it gets rid of anyone posting from a mac too.

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>>379137147
>>379136959

Wonder who's behind these posts.

>>379137147
>remove /pol/
>the kids leak everywhere and all boards have a significant drop in quality

>ban /pol/
if any board on this site needs to be banned, it's /co/

>>379136895
Get on your phones right now, and switch to cellular data.

Go on a shitposting shitstorm, and get the mobile IP banned. Toggle airplane mode, and repeat.

Have fun.

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>>379136797
>How do we fix /v/?

P O S T

V I D E O G A M E S

Confession time:
I sneak /pol/ shit into eceleb and offtopic threads.

>>379137147
Or just ban phone posters. Same thing.

>>379136797
it's because people use 4chan for the porn

>>379137847
No you don't, it's totally obvious

>>379137282
They've already leaked though
>>379138083
This, I mostly just go on /gif/ and /s/ now. I feel like /s/ is mostly made up of middle aged men though, so it's a bit strange.

Phones are the most bizarre scapegoat
Although I'm glad the hotpockets aren't dumb enough to do anything about them since it would just lead to an endless train of blaming the new thing since /v/ doesn't want to admit that /v/ is shit

>>379136959
It's been tried in the past and they just shitted up the rest of the boards. /pol/ has always been a containment board.

>>379136797
Allow phone posting ONLY

The only people who don't own a phone these days are BRs, really poor people and ignorant fucka who refuse to accept that smartphones are a necessity. 100% guaranteed that the quality of the post will grow by 500% and will continue growing after the fact

- automatically ban images with reddit/tumblr/imgur filenames
- automatically ban users who link to other large forums
- mobile devices in view-only mode
- ban viral marketers and send live bombs do their doorsteps as a warning
- ban people who make off-topic threads
- ban rec threads
- ban template threads (Now that the dust has settled, This is x say something nice, What did they mean by this?, etc.)
- purge cesspits of irredeemable shit on /vg/ so people stop making generals on /v/ because the /vg/ threads can't be used to actually discuss vidya

Basically, actually enforce the rules and discourage people from coming here to shitpost and endlessly parrot memes.

/a/ ban all non-anime posts so why cant we ban all non-vidya post

Call me deluded, but I genuinely think /v/ has been better lately
Look in the catalogue, 90 percent, maybe even of what I see is directly related to Vidya
And I don't even see any spam threads right now
Obviously there are still exceptions but I think everything is going pretty well for now

>>379138414
A

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>>379136797
It's too late.

>>379138249
It's a scapegoat (/v/ would still be shit with banned phoneposting because the site's demographics have expanded significantly), but it's not an innocent one either. It's just so fucking easy to ban evade with them it basically brings consequence-free shitposting to the masses. Not that ban evasion was particularly hard before either but there was at least some barrier to entry

>>379138414
B, but there are ways around permabans
Otherwise A, that would also kill /pol/.

>>379136797
Keep in mind that this isn't exactly a way of gauging users. The real amount is probably that, divided by four, since so many people use both PC and mobile posting, it's much less than many think it is.

>>379137597
>IT HAS THE SIMPLEST FUCKING RULES.jpg
I don't understand why it's so difficult!

>>379138414
Make H Canada and you've got yourself a deal.

>>379138414
A

>>379138414
G

>>379138414
A.

>>379138605
On top of ban evasion, it also puts people into the mindset to make smaller, less interesting or detailed posts due to screen size/shitty touch screen keyboards/mobileposting while doing something else/etc. No one wants to use multiple greentext quotes and debate someone on why their favorite vidya is shit when they can just tap out "kys faggot cuck pcfagboxstationdottler" and throw in some extra politics buzzwords for some juicy replies.

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>my deus ex thread got deleted despite being completely video game related
why

>boohoo
>muh sekrit 4chun club has normies

In 2004, you could blame /a/ for every fag that came to 4chan

In 2008, you could blame /b/ for every fag that came to 4chan

In 2012, you could blame /pol/ for every fag that came to 4chan

In 2016, you could reasonably blame /pol/ again, so I'll give you that

How about you make it /v/'s fault for shitting up
>muh secret club 4 srs bisness
this time around?

>>379136959
reminder that /pol/ used to be a history board.

Its beyond saving. This is /v/eddit

>>379139014
So you're saying that it will eventually get better, and then again shit? Like a cycle of good to shit to good?

>>379136797
reincorporate /vr/ and /vg/

Im one of the few who liked the clusterfuck of generals and singular threads that /v/ used to be. why are we so hung up on neatness and shit. when we split /v/ into /vr/ and /vg/ /v/ became 90% shitposting and consolewars, more than it used to

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>>379136797
You people need to realize that hiro is never ever going to do anything. You'd be lucky to have a mod delete a thread that was obviously against the rules before it hit 100 posts, most vaguely video game threads hit bump limit.

I'm posting this from my phone right now while taking a dump. I've been here since. Christ. I'm not sure, but 2008 at the very least.

The reason I post from my phone nowadays is because decent smartphones are cheaper and navigation is much better than it was a few years ago especially with apps like Mimi. I assume this is, generally, the reason for the increase in mobile traffic. The whole internet is changing fast to adapt to exponential growth in mobile browsing, it's a very silly scapegoat.

>>379138414
Where is the option to ban everyone that uses reddit?

BY KILLING THIS BOARD

>>379138414

Where's the button that frees me from 4chan?

>>379139048
You mean /vpol/

>>379136797
Teach newfags how to sage
>>378168887

>>379138973
Also, significantly less quality OC being made. Phoneposters can't make MS Paint comics, they can only screencap twitter posts or re-jpeg awful nigger memes.

>>379139116
Is Mimi better than Clover?

>>379139116
I keep a laptop in the bathroom specifically so I can post while shitting because I refuse to be a dumb phone poster.

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Make a petition where /v/ admits they were fags for ever allowing the highlighted rule.

>>379136797
Fix /v/? Nigger /v/ has always been the biggest cancer on 4chan, with /mu/ and /tv/ barely coming close

>>379138414
A is basically a catch all for all the non-4chan ones, although G could change the world in best case scenario, and best case G would just lead to a better site that isn't 4chan

>>379139246

MSPaint comics have died down because the format became stale. The amount of desktop users has not decreased from what it was previously. There is no new content being made because /v/ is culturally stagnant; it no longer creates, it merely consumes.

>>379139351
We should still try to be better. Like at least try to only be as bad as /tv/

>>379136797
Become Gaf 2.0 but not full of homosexual mods. Get rid of all the toddlers.

>>379137131
Automatic newfag detector. When /new/ got (rightfully) purged, things went back to normal fairly quickly. Your beloved /pol/ would be no different.

>>379139652
This is a sentiment I can respect

>not posting on mobile even though it is superior in every way
Stay mad desktopfags

>>379138451
>- ban people who make off-topic threads
But these are what makes /int/, /tg/ and /cgl/ into good boards.
Beyond that, i think you understand it well.

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>>379139953
>implying you can do this

>>379139172
thats the A button

segregate consoles and pc games.

this would seriously improve things.

>>379138414
G and quit 4chan after

>>379136797
Congratulations you have discovered that everyone with a smart phone uses their phone and desktop to shitpost
The amount of users didn't double. Most people just use both

>>379136797
>>379136959
>>379137147
>muh pol
>muh gee gee
How many months/years has it been? You shitposters need to let it GO.

V I D E O G A M E S

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Ban every /lgbt/ poster, they do nothing but shitpost because they are extremely unhappy with themselves and project onto others. They also try to force their gay opinions down everyones throats, and if you don't accept it you are labeled a /pol/tard.

This place has become tumblr 2.0

>>379140714
hiro said we could have 1 meta thread

ban youtube/e-celeb shit
ban mobileposting
move offtopic threads to the relevant boards or /trash/
make a permanent sticky outlining the BASIC FUCKING RULES since it seems all the retards that end up here think it's acceptable ignore them and just fling their shit opinions around willy nilly
what the fuck happened to lurking

>>379136797
Split it into /vj/ and /vw/
/vj/ - Japanese Games
/vw/ - Westaboo Games, like Metal Gear and FF15
No Western games.

>>379138414
A is literally the only reasonable answer.

>>379140136
only sony shills make trouble so they can fuck off back to neogaf
>>379141526
what does this even accomplish? only dumbfuck redditors whinge about jap/western games, remove them and the problem is solved.

>>379139014
/v/ is (luckily) seeing a steady decline in visitors, /pol/ keeps going up because of the huge normie population there as well as reddit & facebook crossovers. Theres nothing inherently wrong with people coming to 4chan, but going to wrong boards. These /pol/posters shitpost on other boards when they should be contained

>>379140803
>This place has become tumblr 2.0
No it hasn't. We're not even close to becoming tumblr 2.0. I think you're just looking for a scapegoat, anon, and the mentally ill fuckers at /lgbt/ make an easy target.

>>379141526
This is retarded, after all, splitting /v/ worked so well the last few times, right?

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>>379138414
>No option to ban /lgbt/ and fags

>>379142068
They keep making every fucking thread gay, its getting real fucking disgusting

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>>379140714
>>379136959
>>379136797
>>379138305
>>379139017
>>379137131
>>379139785

reddit shitlibs will never ever get over Goobergaper, they still mad to this day. And Trump winning only made them saltier.

>>379138414
A

>>379142141
I don't think you can pin literally all the faggotry on /lgbt/, this site in general has a storied history of faggotry and I can promise you that it was around before /lgbt/ was.

>>379136797
We wait 1,000 years. Maybe by then it will have been reborn.

>>379138414
I'm smashing that A button

>>379142413
When I say lgbt I mean every single faggot on /v/ reguardless of whether they visit /lgbt/ or not. This board is way too fucking pozzed, they come here and shit it up instead of going to their designated shitting board. Then /pol/ sees this and a fight breaks out every fucking time. Neither side belongs here. They both instigate shit.

>>379139014
>In 2004, you could blame /a/ for every fag that came to 4chan
No shit because everyone who browsed 4chan browsed /a/ back then.

>>379137506
Nice

>>379136797
Shortban fags who look at things they don't like and cry.

>>379138414
>there are people who don't pick D

>>379137147
/pol/ it's a necessary evil, I rather have it than filthy Jews trying to push their agendas without anyone warning about it.

>>379143036
You're acting like we're stupid enough to fall for that shit.

>>379138414
Mobileposting being the problem is a fucking meme. If you guys think that making it harder for people to avoid band is going to make the place better you're a fool. Being a faggot isn't bannable.

>>379143029
run on forced anonymity and you'll find everyone's a faggot.

>>379138414
A would literally wipe out like 90% of shitposters making it pointless to even pick any other button.

>>379143195
Explain

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>>379138414
Here's the post-/vint/ version

>>379143343
/v/ is shit because of the posts that belong on Gaia, not an 18+ image board. Consolewar/e-celeb/recycling old memes instead of coming up with OC shit. It's gay as fuck but it isn't bannable.

People think phoneposters make this place worse because they can evade bans. Bannable content isn't bringing down /v/ though. It isn't plagued with porn 24/7, for example.

>>379136797
Make it so mobile users can't post threads.
Create a ROBOT9000 filter but just for OPs.
Be way more harsh on reposters in general, should be insta-ban worthy desu.
Add more mods.

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Oh look, another reddit meta thread with redditors thinking that if they shout enough, something will get done. This isn't reddit, "Meta Threads" don't work here.

>>379143653
Phoneposters are the ones reposting all those garbage threads, they're a very obvious and clear problem and they need to be dealt with.

>>379143826
irc is cancer

>>379136797
Delete /pol/ and haphazardly ban people who mention left/right wing politics anywhere on the site.

>>379138414
H would solve all of this except F.

>>379143853
It'd be great if it was that easy but there's no reason to assume the majority of shitty posts are coming from phones. Or that there are more shitty posts coming from phones than good ones.

Especially on /v/, a board about video games. It's easier to post from your phone during load times than it is to post from a browser in many cases.

>>379143913
>mods are cancer

fix'd. Want the reason 4chin sux? There's your answer.

>>379144336
This. If they were as competent as the /a/ ones when it comes to dealing with frogposter and feels faggots we would have less of them here.

>>379144952

/a/ also reports that shit en masse, on /v/ it's too normalized to draw much ire. For as stuck-up and hostile as /a/ is, they're less shitty than /v/. The mods care more (sometimes too much) and the people there care more, or at least get angry enough to report. There will never be an /ag/ to match /vg/ since they went on a cleanse over the winter and banned generals entirely.

In some ways /a/ is more true to classic 4chan than /v/ is. But they're a bunch of angry, elitist weebs so it's hard to appreciate them.

>>379145669
The problem is there isn't enough elitism here because there's too many people and not enough mods;

You either get more mods (bad idea) or get less people or discourage people from coming.

>>379138414
F
atleast i'll become happy

>>379143357
I'd press A

Sorry boys. /pol/ is here to take over, not to to take part. You oldfags need to beat it, we're the future of /v/

>>379146883
Honest question, do you really think anyone falls for these false flags?

>>379136959
/pol/ deletion is a no-brainer, it provides zero content to this website

>>379147067
Do you remember when /new/ was deleted?

>>379145984
This we need more elitism

>>379147148
I remember when even /pol/ was good.
So there's your answer.

>>379147401
So you remember what happened when /new/ was deleted.

>>379138414
>have goddess as waifu
>she becomes real
>gives me another dick

Easy.

>>379138414
I would have mashed C before the rest of the buttons were even read to me.

>>379139785
/pol/ is an entirely different beast that /news/ ever was. They're not even comparable. I'm sure /pol/ is the biggest and fastest board right now. Removing /pol/ would be like removing /mlp/ and /vp/ only worse due to the dogmatic nature of politics. Making mobile view-only and banning reddit cookies is all you need to drastically improve every board.

>>379138414
F. No other option fixes 4chan when the mods and janitors are complete shit.

>>379136797
Anyone that has cookies from reddit is permabanned. It won't completely fix the issue but it will go a long way to helping fix it.

>>379138414
Can I hit A and B at the same time? That'd clear up the vast majority of shitposters

>>379147726
>making mobile view onky
Ok, this makes sense.

>banning reddit cookies
They'll just use one browser for reddit, and one for shitposting in 4chin.

>>379147223
The majority of this board is underage and will post against whatever you do to be contrarian, just so you reply to them. Funny enough, most of these posts are also made from phones.

>>379138414
>Run to a hospital
>Pull out phone and press F
>Immediately get dick put back on

only newfag plebbitors want to delete /pol/

>>379138414
d d d d please d

>>379145669
/a/ doesn't do shit. Their idea of "self-moderation" is laughable since they still fall for low tier bait. They have actual mods that don't let obvious shit threads get to 300 posts

>>379136895
this please 西村さま

>>379137280
You gonna call me a jew for wanting r_td affiliates out? I got called a shill because apparently (((they))) hate reddit because it has post histories and obviously not for any other reason

>>379138414
A
or D if that is sitewide

>>379148405
>They'll just use one browser for reddit, and one for shitposting in 4chin.
Given how many people still cannot use sadpanda I think it'd catch more idiots than expected.

>>379148746
>>379149061
D wouldn't be that good of an option. Choose A

/pol/ is definitely the biggest cancer to infect /v/ since the great pokemon deluge years ago before /vp/ was created. Anyone remember that shit? Holy hell that was awful.

>>379149375
I'd argue that /r9k/'s infection after its first deletion was worse considering /v/ turned into a feelfag board after that. You can still see it when people bitch about finding videogames boring and how shit their lives are

you people are huge fucking babies

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>>379149742
haha le feels and peepee le frog xd

>>379149742
There weren't nearly as many such threads. In fact, I don't really have a vivid impression of what you speak. It's possible, I suppose. I do, however, remember the front page being completely full of pokemon threads, literally.

>>379149742
This was bad, but nothing is as pervasive as /pol/. Only in /a/ is /pol/ bullshit moderated in any way. A lot of the smaller boards (/sci/ and /his/ for example) have at least 10 threads up at any time that are pure /pol/ shitposting. Banning phoneposters and browsers with leddit cookies will help, but only if mods seriously crack down on /pol/ bait will it stop. It's kinda surprising, but /v/ isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be as far a /pol/ shit goes. Sure it's a fast board, but as far as percentage of /pol/ bait is concerned, it's not that bad.

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>muh /pol/

Just admit your board is shit /v/.

Ban people who complain about Reddit and Redditors.

Literally only Redditors would be familiar with Reddit and other Redditors so if we ban the people who complain about them we'll kill two birds with one stone.

>>379143357
D every day

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Traffic increased thirteen times since 2009, and that was already after Code Geass and scientology.

>>379148736
Well look at the damn graph you ninnie. Newfag redditors have flooded this site. Stop 4chan genocide.

>>379150265
Faggot, what you consider /pol/ posting is literally just saying nigger

What about project normalise, its not on your chart you cuck

>>379151859
When did I say that you dumb piece of shit? It would be retarded to be upset by nigger on 4chan since it has been part of the vocabulary here since basically the beginning. Go back to your containment board and wait for those ebin screencaps so you can post them to your normiebook pages you gen Z cunt.

>>379138414
Button A would include B and C so it seems like an obvious choice.
G is really tempting, however.

>what did he mean by this?
>who was in the wrong here?
>Patreon thread
>Kickstarter shilling thread
>eceleb thread
>twitter thread
>le streamer thread
>what went wrong?
>25fps superior /v/ BTFO xD
>*blocks your path*

yeah better remove /pol/ and stuff

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>>379151859
every time

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>>379152349
What? You don't come here for quality video game threads like this?

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Why don't we remove /lgbt/ and /pol/ posters?

>>379152382
>we
also why does everyone here want to delete a containment board?

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>>379138414
C

>>379143357
Why would you ever pick E
Also /tv/ is fine, if it was just /pol/ i'd press B.
So then... A

Posting on /pol/ removes your ability to post on other boards for 7 days.

>>379143357
Why only 1 of them? Just do all of them

>>379152628
Because it no longer functions as a containment board. It's more like a magnet for every moron on the internet, then it just starts leaking like a sieve all over the rest of the site.

>>379138414
D
I have a special enmity for tripfags since I like niche threads.

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>>379139778
>people actually want this site to be anything even remotely like neoGAF

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>>379152382
>>379152935
you're never going to beat us, kike-kun. the more you whine and bitch, the more our influence over the web grows.

stay mad

>>379139778
It already is with you Sonyfags shitting up the place.

>>379152382
Why aren't furries universally reviled anymore?

>>379145669
>>379145984
>>379147223
Why the hell would you guys actually WANT elitism?

>>379152349
That's quite a victim complex you got there, buddy. You need to talk about it?

>>379136797
let's ignore when the celebrity nudes went up eh

>>379147067
Except for all the freshest makes and culture.
What does /v/ have?
LOL threads?

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>>379153216
D-DELETE THIS!!!
POL ARE BASICALLY FURRIES AND (((WE))) ALL HATE POL!!!!!!

DELETE POL NOW!

>>379153101
Successfully contained for the most part, even the horsefuckers are contained.

>>379153189
That happened at the same time as GG- the chart is just misleading.

>>379153216
Get real. The majority of /pol/ content is stolen from other boards or social media.

>>379153101
Because they are no where near as obnoxious as /pol/fags anymore. I only see them pop up occasionally now and they don't flip out if they are derided. Hell, the horsefuckers were less annoying than /pol/ now that I think about it.

>>379153216
>freshest takes
>twitter memes, crafty jew edits, and a meme from 2008
Neck yourself.

>>379153101
Because they're a far lesser evil by contrast.

>>379152478
Name one bad DSP video

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>>379153320
>>379153335
>>379153342

agreed fellow /V/ posters

did you know if you agree to a EULA you should be banned for trash talk in a vidya game?

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>>379153335
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>>379153101
Because anime bronies are even worse nowadays.

>>379136895
This, give us an option to not see what mobileposters post please. Hiroshima still gets all the ad revenue from the traffic but we don't have to deal with these Redditors.

What do you guys hate on /pol/ so much? Do you guys really want more refuges in your country?

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>>379153101
because the whole thing was basically a meme made by SA and then it turned out every single person on SA was somehow even more pathetic than the people they made fun of

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/v/ was at it's best when it was full of off topic posting. Threads dedicated to rage, cringe, spaghetti, 2011, etc

Those were the days.

>hating on /pol/

You guys know your candidate lost right

>>379153428
>anime bronies?

>>379153465
>talking about refugees when the majority of /pol/ are refugees from plebbit
Pottery

>>379153381
You don't even know the name of that yaranaika face. The merchant is also from /new/ and is ancient in imageboard terms. I'm sure it's new and exciting for you, but some people here had internet access before 2012.

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>>379153530

>>379153465
The last thing /v/ wants is a bunch of /pol/ish refugees, but they're going to get them if they don't shut it.

>>379153503
just go to /tv/ if you want a complete shitposting board

>>379153487
Yes hating on furries was a meme devised by an obscure internet community. Not because it is a ridiculous and pathetic group of mentally ill people that are sexually aroused by animals

how about you we talk about bideo gemu

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>>379153551
agreed fellow Anonymous poster, he should go back to /pol/!

>>379153516
>if you dont like le-donald you're shillary
epic, my fellow redditor!

>>379136797
shut it down. although that would ruin a bunch of other websites where all these sperglords would swarm to.

just keep it as a containment board.

>>379153560
Ebin. You sure showed me.

>>379153576
At this point it can't get any worse. If Hiro just deleted it, they would eventually lose interest and go back to plebbit.

>>379153465
If it's anything like /co/, /v/ is full of retarded, inbred mudslimes.

>Shareblue going apeshit ITT

She lost, get over it.

>>379147726
the biggest and fastest board is /b/ by far. It's almost double as fast as /pol/

>>379153560
DUDE, le epic funny (((JEW))) meme! Haha!

>>379153617
it's funny because /pol/dit loves jews and is the modern day "legion"

>>379137506
This does nothing you tard. Mobile phones use IPv6 addresses. There are more IPv6 addresses than there are atoms in your body. You can't get them all banned.

>>379153614
MOOOOODS

>>379153216
freshest memes come from /tv/ though

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>>379153685
>>379153736
>>379153748
haha! /pol/dittors should go back to LE /pol/ditt! amirite?

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>>379153685
>At this point it can't get any worse.

>>379153719
>It's almost double as fast as /pol/
Where have you been? On some days /pol/ is faster than /b/. They're neck and neck.

>>379136797
>/pol/ crap rised the number of phone posters
Go figure. And yes, GG was /pol/ crap too.

>>379153708

This.

I'm not sure why "le reddit" is the lynchpin of their divide and conquer campaign, especially considering how badly it's failed.

I don't think they understand "gb2 ribbit" is synonymous with "no u".

>>379153719
I want to see the stats for this. iirc /pol/ surpassed /b/ this election cycle.

>>379153810
It really can't. The only way it could get worse is if more people came to /pol/. Deleting it solves this problem.

>>379136797
You can't, the internet is becoming more popular daily and 4chan is no longer "the secret club", if you look for an alternative go for chans on Tor, they are slow as fuck, riddled with CP and other illegal shit, but they will give you the oldschool 4chan feeling.

Or you bann phoneposting, permabann everyone with a reddit,tumblr and 9gag cookie, permabann every eceleb and twitterposting.

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>>379153857
>I'm not sure why "le reddit" is the lynchpin of their divide and conquer campaign
>campaign

>>379136959
>Ban /pol/
>they just move to every other board, scream 'CENSORSHIP' and ruin everything even more than it already is

Honestly the way to fix /v/ is pretty simple, we just need IDs in threads and a 2 minute timer between posts and ban all phone posting.

>>379153860
>It really can't. The only way it could get worse is if more people came to /pol/. Deleting it solves this problem.

Without using the word "reddit", can you actually explain what your problem with /pol/ is?

>>379153428
you mean the people that only spam memes 'cause "le funny jojomaymay x'd"?

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>>379153381
>>379153617
>>379153795
You tell them my fellow /pol/ite poster. /v/ is the perfect venue to redpill these libtards.

>>379143357
A or B

>>379136797
>how do you fix a solid rock mountain that that grew overnight

you can't

we can only make new sites.

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>>379153860
>It really can't.
Just watch how much more discussion there will be about the Two Scoops Dating Sim and Far Cry 5

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((((((((((((((((((((who)))))))))))))))))))) is behind this epic post?

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>>379153970
/pol/ is a racist nazi board full of toxic white males who need to be genocided so Israel can exist safely

>>379153982
>mad he lost the culture war

>>379153150
Because telling a faggot to lurk then everyone ignoring him was very effective for years

>>379153936
They would be here for a little while and eventually migrate to somewhere else. Worked with GG bullshit until recently.

>>379153857
There's no campaign you dumb motherfucker. It's just no other board likes you.

>>379153970
Constant thread derailment, ruins smaller boards, brings hordes of newfags, about as underage as /b/.

>>379136959
Permaban this guy

>>379139296
No

the only way to fix /v/ is to fire all the mods and janitors

they always, ALWAYS delete good threads for no reason

>>379154024
>mad he lost the culture war
Why'd you think that?

>>379153936
That would fix companies shilling their games. I fail to see what that has to do with /pol/.

>>379154072
What did she mean by this?

>>379153936
You don't tolerate cancer just because removing it is going to be hard.

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>>379154083

ban all phone posting
wordfilter ban the r site

that's it. that's all it would take to make 4chan significantly less shit.

Someone's doing God's work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG3H0oNW46c

>>379154178
But I'm danish and socialist in a socialist country.

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Hey goy- guys. Does anyone else hate /pol/? Basically we need to impeach DRUMPF and delete fucking /pol/ thanks. Two scoops has terrorised our great nation for long enough.

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>it's a daily /q/ cryfest thread over /pol/

the only way to save /v/ is to delete it and ban vidya discussion from 4chan. you allowed casuals and reddit/gaf/gamefaqs overrun this board so you deserve to suffer under /pol/

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>Visit my good friend 4chan for years (2005).
>Be loyal for all this time, never making a tumblr, Reddit, 9gag, ifunny, or any other shit account because my friend 4chan said they weren't cool.
>Get an intelligent cellular telephone, the internet is at my fingertips.
>I visit my friend 4chan even more than usual.
>My bed, my car, my job, my school, literally anywhere.
>Have so many more enjoyable times with my friend now that we're with each other constantly.
>One day my friend is mad at me for visiting him so often and everywhere.
>Despite my loyalty my friend now hates me simply because I visit him on my intelligent cellular telephone more often than my desktop computing device.

>>379153936
>>they just move to every other board, scream 'CENSORSHIP' and ruin everything even more than it already is
How is that different from now?

Hell just look at this thread and the the guy who is going full screeching tardrage posting jew memes because someone said /pol/ should be removed.

>>379154258
explain how denmark is socialist. last I heard they were denying and kicking out tons of """refugees""" and telling shitskins they weren't ethnically Danish

>>379154053
>Constant thread derailment, ruins smaller boards, brings hordes of newfags, about as underage as /b/.
If you're discussing Breath of the Wild, and your thread gets derailed because someone says "DUDE JOOS LMAO", then maybe your /pol/ boogeyman isn't the problem.
Maybe /v/ is just full of children, because video games, and lack the attention span to discuss a game after seeing the latest and greatest merchant meme.

>>379136797
why did you replace the fappening from the original image with gamergate

>>379154259
They're on here 24/7

>>379154212
Hiroshima is not going to ban phoneposting, it brings him a tonne of shekels, see OP. He could, however, give us a way to filter them. He'd still get his shekels, and we wouldn't have to deal with phoneposters if we don't want to.

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>>379136797
>Smartphones become more affordable even for NEETS
>People who have always posted here start using phones when they go outside sometimes
>Some people correlate this as "phone posters are different people"

>>379154309
you forgot to mention your friend is a rotting husk of its former self

>>379154309
We don't need more visits, we need more quality posts. And people don't want to write quality posts on their phone, they just want to write one sentence and that's it.

>>379154259
But seriously; we can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes!

>>379154343
Why even ask? You know exactly why.

>>379153719
but that's wrong faggot, you would be right 5 years ago though

>>379147067
Except for triggering a bunch of liberal journalists with pictures of cartoon frogs and being blamed for ruining the free world despite being a bunch of neckbeards living in basements pol has done nothing.

>>379154330
We have:
Free healthcare which includes free dentist care until you're 18.
Free schools. I get about 850 usd for going to university while living by myself from the governemnt.
Drugs are subsidized by the government
And there is obviously several other things.

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>>379154471
>p-pol has done nothing!
>BUT DELETE POL!!!

8 yrs homo

>>379154368
how does he profit from them? moot already established that 4chan doesn't make money from ads, and japmoot lost jlist and his shitty new ads have made even more people block the ones we do have. if he really wanted to jew he could ban phone ips but make it so you could still post if you had a pass like how it is with china now.

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>>379154259
>guaranteed replies
fucking kill me

>>379138451
>banning files from image hosts you don't like
Sure hope you never forget to save a picture and ever have to Google it, and then link it. Also hilarious that you don't consider any sources of new images, wherein a good part of them would come from those places. Also you're a special type of subhuman retard to ban files hosted on imgur, considering it's literally just a file host site for 95% of people.

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>>379136797
>ITT:shit that won't happen
So its been known that these Meta threads don't do shit other then to shitpost, Because thats what it looks like in general. And going and bicthing in /qa/ won't do anything since /jp/ and /a/ run the place now, and Gook doesn't even care anymore or have the balls to do anything

>>379154521
You can't use adblock on Android or iOS while on mobile data, and many people resort to the Chrome/Internet browser instead of Clover because that shit was removed from the stores and requires you download another app first.

>>379154516
"dude you get some free shit lmao" is not all that socialist in the current year

come back to me when you're taking in hordes of niggers and arabs to replace your native population because "muh feels"

>>379154310
>full screeching tardrage

M8 I think you gotta stop now, you really are redpilling people when you exaggerate with saying things like that. This is why Hillary lost.

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You don't. You let it bubble up and eventually explode in catastrophic flame supernova style and start anew from the remaining space dust, enjoying every second of the calamity.

>>379154623
I think you fell for the memes.

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>>379136797
You mad desktop cuck?

>>379154671
>still being this autistic about Hilary.
>more than her "supporters".
Stay woke senpai.

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>>379154675
When, though? The end can't come soon enough.

>>379137506
Except like 90% of them are already banned

>>379154521
Literally most phoneposters don't use adblock software so this takes the "it doesn't add any financial value" Argument out the window since it's usually the desktop users.
And blocking carriers won't do shit in stopping Shitposting since it always changes so it can always get out of blocks. And even if it was removed there wouldn't be a single change in the rate of shitposters

>>379154421
Literally wrote that out on my phone, not all phoneposters a single sentence fuckers who just want to meme.

>>379137023
>what are retards who buy a new phone every 3 months because they're tired of the one they bought 3 months ago
these people exist and there are many of them

>>379154521
Apart from >>379154615, he profits from them the same way he profits from desktop posters. Mobileposters can be passfags too (and I bet a considerably larger share of phoneposters are passies compared to desktopposters).

In any case, giving us a way to know if they post from mobile or desktop would not hurt his revenue, but it would allow us to filter them.

>>379154808
It isn't though even if they are banned they usually exceeded the time limit

>>379154761
Alright I get it you're a Bernie supporter. What I said still applies.

>>379149260
Just "shadowban" people that have reddit cookies. Have them post and only see their own posts. Maybe even have a "4chan within 4chan" kind of thing where only redditcookiefags can see each other and reply to each other, meanwhile the rest of the board is free from reddit cancer.

>>379137023
That's utterly irrelevant. The traffic went up massively with phoneposters, while desktop traffic is more or less the same.

Unless you think everyone posts on both desktop and phone at the same time, then that new traffic means new people.

>>379154623
pffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>379139296
>not using Chanu

>>379142234
must be rough if everyone is ignoring your shitpost, isnt it.

Give the whole site flags and IDs

>Shit on literally every video game out
>Call anyone who enjoys a game a shill
>Constantly respond to waifu threads, bait threads, and generally shitty threads
>Wonder why your board has gone to shit

You can try to pass the blame to /pol/ or plebbit or whatever, but at the end of the day a board is only as good as its posters. When the majority of that board legitimately hates 90% of all video games, what the fuck do you expect to happen to your video games board?

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Nigger I only use phone when in bed, those who only use phones are normies

>>379154984
>>379154726
Socialism doesn't work without nationalism. Prove me wrong.

>>379154834
#POSTING OF PEACE
#NOT ALL PHONEPOSTERS
#PHONE LIVES MATTER

In other words, I don't care about you as long as I can end the scourge of phoneposting, I'll gladly sacrifice you for the many.

>>379155042
>but at the end of the day a board is only as good as its posters.
The majority of /v/ posters are underage redditors, /pol/tards and crossposting shitheads from other gaming forums.

>>379154726
>>379154984
no arguments to be found

pol wins again

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>>379155061
why do you care so much about what retards think is acceptable?

>>379155061
>'normie' and reddit frog in the same post
How many layers of shitposting are you on my man

>>379155061
I phonepost because I have third world nigger internet with data caps, but my phone has unlimited data.

I'd rather just use my PC for gaming and my phone for everything else.

/v/'s collective hivemind is bad. While you may argue it is just 'board culture' it could be toned down by independent people who chose to stop acting upon it and parroting it.

Most games are not 'shit', most games are average. You having unreasonably high standards is not a mark of maturity or 'taste'.

Politics, e-celebrities, gamer culture, censorship, mass media, insular game communities, the Ess Jay Double Us and so on are all absolutely related to video games. They influence how people feel about games, what games get made, and influence 'us gamers' as a whole. If you do not like these things being discussed on /v/, you need to simply hide or filter their threads. Shitposting and arguing about it being 'not video games' is not only objectively false, but pointless and fruitless.

The 'stagnation' of the games industry is not caused by corporate greed moreso as it is caused by consumer apathy and ignorance. Tiny developers, shareware, and ancient forgotten gems of old games should be as much a discussion on this board as triple A titles are, but this is only rarely the case.

Go to /vg/ if you want actual discussion on games. It is a far superior platform for game discussion, but is significantly less entertaining then /v/.

>meta thread about /v/
>90% of the thread is /pol/ sperging out; memeing about jews and libtards

GEE I WONDER WHY NOBODY LIKES /POL/ HERE, WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO REMOVE IT?

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>>379155169

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reminder that /qa/ is the enemy and they deserve their little treehouse burnt down

>>379155169
>meta thread on /v/
>complains about /pol/

gee I wonder why redditors can't let it go?

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>>379155164
>le reddit frogposting meem
Not enough to bait lad

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>>379145669
>There will never be an /ag/ to match /vg/ since they went on a cleanse over the winter and banned generals entirely.
So THAT's why I don't see dedicated /ai/ threads anymore? Thanks, assholes.

>>379155168
>Go to /vg/ if you want actual discussion on games.
wew you almost had me going for a second there

>>379155169
epic post, (((friend)))! SJWs, right?

>>379155169
you are now realizing that if /pol/ were removed /v/ would be one of the only 4chan boards that would remain just as shitty as it was before.

>>379155274
their's literally screencaps of reddit going to /qa/, really makes you think.

>>379155169
I think I've found /v/'s problem.

Its actually just this guy. Ban him and watch the quality skyrocket.

>>379155301
>/v/ is just rampant misery
>'handle the bantz'=read the same whining and console war garbage every day
>threads get shut down or run off track constantly due to whining manbabies

>/vg/ are actually interested in games
>know a lot about the games they like and are interested in discussion
>Go from thread to thread discussing games you are interested in

It's cool though some people like mindless board loyalty the same way they like mindless platform loyalty I guess. Good luck with the bantz handling!

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>>379154471
this is you

>>379155169
>everyone I dont like is /pol/
You're just like /pol/ blaming jews on everything you know

>>379155327
it would sure as hell remove all the newfag redditors surging in after the elections. think about it, these are the newfags calling people SJWs and other shit

>>379137131
I thought they were already all over /his/ and /int/

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automatically ban anyone with neogaf or reddit cookies

>>379155382
shit, you're serious? have you ever actually visited /vg/? with all the avatarfagging and shitposting they manage to do less discussion than we do

>>379155409
>everyone I don't like is jews

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>>379155382
>/vg/ interested in games
LOL
if by games you mean tripfags and waifus maybe

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>>379155412
>it would sure as hell remove all the newfag redditors

it's funny to me that you think this

>>379136797
Barring the unforeseen and implausible destruction of wireless internet infrastructure, there is nothing that can be done.

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>>379138414
F

I can settle for cuddles

>>379155471
Now do a compilation of /pol/ threads on reddit after the elections, I'm sure you will get way more than this, probably more than twice the amount of posts than in this image

>>379143125

You are literally the underage board, you will fall for anything

>>379155452
>disagree with someone
>"LOL UR /pol/ HATING JEWS GET OUT"
How desperate are you?

>>379155449
>/vg/
>retarded circlejerk
>i want to fuck x!
>haha, i wonder how x's armpits smell like
>someone wants to discuss the game
>we talked about that 231 threads ago. fuck off and use the archive you newfag

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>Try to discuss a game you enjoy
>SHILL!

>Try to discuss a game coming out
>IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT

>Try to discuss strategies about a game you play
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DEAD, CASUAL BULLSHIT!

>Wtf why is this board so terrible?
>I know! This is obviously /pol/s work!

Maybe if people on /v/ actually liked video games, this board wouldn't be so shitty.

>>379136797

>people still perceive gamergate to actually have been a "thing".

Still funny.

>>379155610
you forgot
>nice blogpost

>>379155610
/pol/ bringing it shit tons of newfags to this site definitely didn't help making it less terrible

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>>379155583
lol

>>379155568
>muh elections
>muh /pol/

Fun Fact: /v/ was reddit-infested shit for years before your precious /pol/ boogieman was ever invoked and the fact that you think deleting another board will fix /v/ just shows how big of a fucking newfag you are.

>>379155574
Fucking This.

>>379155471
>neo v 2012
Those people have now been here for at least five years. Now remember that /pol/'s population explosion was in 2016.

>>379155710
same goes for /pol/ as of late babby

>>379155610
Every other website on the entire internet evolved into a safespace echo chamber that bans you for not being another cog in the machine.
Just eternally spinning in the same direction, no differentiation or variety.
4chan, on the other hand, lets you have unfiltered opinions with nonexistent consequences due to anonymity and the simple act of changing your IP (especially for mobilefags).
It's just that everyone is so sick of being in an echo chamber, that they start spouting effortless contrarian opinions just to spite those echo chambers.
Then it stops being about opinions, because then all you have to do is post anything even vaguely political and you can watch your thread reach Bump Limit while the other faggots go to work flinging shit at each other, themselves and any random people popping into the thread.
The only people who think /v/ is unfair and elitist are morons and lazy assholes who deserve to be spit on. The kind of people who don't bother to lurk and just demand everything to be handed to them no matter how cuntish they behave. Basically people like you. People who don't browse the board but think they know how it should be run.

We just gotta be more like /a/

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>>379155610
>try to talk about game
>haha isn't this character cute I wonder what her(his) farts smell like haha

>>379155808
yeah we gotta be more elitist

>>379155665
>"i-its /pol/'s fault! fucking newfags amirite guiyz?"

>>379155786
>for years
>as of late
moron

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>>379155610
maybe if what passes for videogames these days was not so shit and worth talking about then this board wouldn't be so shit

>>379154980
Dude.

He's just implying that more people now have easy access to the site through their phones.

So it isn't weird that there are now a lot of phone posters.

>>379155610
People saying those things are people that don't even play videogames. Almost like they come from another board.

>>379155840
yes?

>>379155801
>4chan, on the other hand, lets you have unfiltered opinions
yes, you can voice your wonderful unfiltered opinions and get saged and shitposted to death for not agreeing with the hivemind

>>379136797
Make boards for each different system

/v/ is shitpost central with constant system flamewars. Just make 4 boards, one for each system.

>>379155610
It's called shitposting, and everyone has done it at some point. You've got a serious case of retardation if you pay these kinds of posts any mind. Why the fuck does 99% of people here not know how to just ignore/hide/report rather than give faggots the attention they crave?

>>379155801
nice blogpost

>>379155843

But /pol/ was deleted for years. I only knew it existed again when they started spamming Trump everywhere.

>>379154746
Let me ask you something, and, feel free to be honest.

If you break a rule, and, you are banned for it, what happens?

>>379155982
>implying sonyfans won't start to shit up and falseflag on the other three boards

>>379155938
/vr/?

>>379155432
>my old MMO threads are too slow for both /v/ and /vr/
>forced to read the reddit about said MMO
That and it's also a news source for certain games. Nothing I can do about it, but hey, might as well just ban people because /v/ is too busy hating all games/whining about /pol/ to discuss games.

Also posting this from my phone :^)

>>379153150
It keeps the chaff out of the site, something we sorely need.

>>379155801
I like how you did a pretty good analysis but then drew a completely moronic conclusion.
You basically say that 4chan is just an echo chamber of itself right now and everyone disagrees for the sake of disagreeing. and then you go on to claim that it's good that way.
>then it stops being about opinions
exactly. trying to talk about video games doesn't get shut down by opinions but by the meme of having a negative opinion. there's a difference between criticising a game and just say it's shit
It's the exact opposite of
>game is good because it's fun
the so called "honest" opinions you talk about are
>game is bad because it's shit
In safe space hugboxes you get the first variant while on 4chan you get the latter variant essentially making it a safe space from positive opinions about things

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People who still call /v/ a hivemind, a board where everyone is practically rewarded with (you)s for being as confrontational and disagreeable as possible, are exactly the sort of people who deserve to be ridiculed and mocked for being so retarded.