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>Game has no pause button

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>Game has no pause button
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>alt tabbing doesn't automatically pause the game
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>>379136674
>Pressing ESC exits the game rather than bringing up a menu.
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>Game has no manual saving
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>>379137115
>Alt-tabbing pauses the game but not the music
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>>379136674
Ferrets are honestly some of the worst pets to have. Not only do they smell like absolute shit, but they shit and piss fucking everywhere.
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>we want to appeal to a wider audience
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>>379136674
I used to have nightmares as a kid about playing scary video games that couldn't be paused.
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>>379137378
maybe ferret owners just like the smell of shit and piss
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>Are you sure you want to quit? Any unsaved progress will be lost!
>Doesn't tell you when the last save was
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>>379137378
Smell never bothered me, but yeah, the fucking projectile shit made.me want to strangle them. (Only watched them for a friend for a while got laid and ended up FWB with her because of it)
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>>379137551
How many people do you think had to deal with this today?
I'd say 1000
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>>379137551
What is birdo doing?
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>>379137551
sauce on the video
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>>379138049
What if i had a birb
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>>379138049
hawks are literally filthy crows in another feather
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>>379137943
>>379138036

daddy bird mourning his baby dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYEpFE8n14I
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>>379138637
I just realized that animals are capable of being better dads than my dad, holy fuck.
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>>379138936
CUZ I'M

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLIN
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>>379139126

to be fair he's probably not "mourning", probably trying desperately to heat up his baby after he realized they were cold and not moving, and getting stressed as fuck when nothing was working

still sad i'm sure your dad loves you anon
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>>379138936
did it ded
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>>379139665
Cute!
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Dog = PS4
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>>379139665
God I fucking love birds. How the fuck do you even tame a bird like this?
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>>379138936
>9/11 lost footage
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>game says goodbye to you when you exit
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>>379137115

What does that dogs shirt say
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>>379139402
>left debts for my mom to pay
>had 5 different families
>tried to pass HIV to my mother
>spanked an hematoma into me when I cried because he didn't return me home at the scheduled time
>never played with me
never taught me anything
>forbade my grandparents from seeing me
>asked for the paternity test to prove he wasn't my father AFTER demanding to be recognized as my legal father
>raped my mother during her pregnancy
>Demanded my mother to abort me
Yeah nah I think we can safely say that birdo is a better father.
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>You have to go into a certain area to save the game
>game does not have any auto save features
>Game only saves at the start of the mission and has no check points
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Who likes pitbulls?
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>pausing the game doesn't stop the in-game clock
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>Pause menu has its own music
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>game pauses when you alt-tab
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>>379140416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCXMDPU61QM
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>>379140335
All pitbulls should be shot on sight
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>>379139557
actually no, it got up and walked away after the webm ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg
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>100% game
>nothing happens
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>>379140114
have you considered killing him?
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>>379140768
strangely the most accurate post in this thread
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>>379138936
He didn't fly so good.
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>>379140939
Not going to prison because of him, he can fuck his own life alone.
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>>379140123
haha, now he has to kiss his mom!
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>game tells you to take a break if you play too long
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>>379139126
yout dad didn't mourn you when you died?
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>>379136674
>Multiplayer game
>Only one person can pause the game
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>>379141243
Go check the video, that birdo did more than just mourn, he took care of his kid while he was alive.
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>>379140002

"Daddy's little girl is in the house" I think, something along those lines
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>>379136674
Every so often I nightmare about being in some fucked up situation inside a vidya game and try to pause it but it doesn't work
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>>379141320
>multiplayer game
>everyone can pause
>anyone else can resume the game
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>>379138969
What's he doin to snek >:(
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>>379141572
Does this dummy not realize that that swan could have easily broken all the bones of her dog's ribcage?
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>>379141826
And she could bear the legs and arms of the swan, humans are the dumbest fucking pussies of nature, what were you expecting?
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>dropped items don't appear until the enemy completes a long death animation
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>>379141292
What's he eating?
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>>379141805
Tryin to put noodle in the bucket of shame for being a naughty noodle
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>>379140335
I wish I could have kids some day.
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>>379141572
>keeping your pet around an aggressive wild animal
What a stupid cunt. I found a raccoon building a nest out in my back yard and I shot it today, just to keep those fuckers away from my dogs.
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>NPC's react differently depending on what you're wearing
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>>379141572
I never realized how xboxhueg swans are.
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>>379140335
Pitbulls are literally the niggers of dogs
>#NotAllPitbulls
>#PitbullLivesMatter
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>>379142419

what the fuck is your problem

just scare them off, there's plenty of ways to get rid of them that don't involve killing
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>>379141118
You're supposed to not get caught.
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>>379142492
Not an argument.
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>>379142853
I wasn't arguing shit, just stating a fact.
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>>379137378
My female one uses cat litter and makes a point to go to it. Her brother not so much. They're still great pets.
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>>379142623
Raccons are either pests or pets, like any other animal, keep them in nature, shoot them or keep them in a leash.
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>>379140335
as cute as this may seem, this is actually teaching the dogs a bad lesson early on, conditioning them that it is ok to jump all over and paw around people, ESPECIALLY small children. That won't work when the dogs are giant and muscular, especially if they like to play rough.

>>379142440
swans are like 3x the size of geese, and 3x as strong and aggressive.
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>>379142419
Damn bro fucking edgy. I feed the raccoons near me and now they're overweight and docile. Sometimes I go out and pet them while they eat.
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>>379142784
Pretty sure he would be a prime suspect m80
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>>379141086
laughed
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>>379142784
As surprising as this is I'm not a vengeful person, I like building things not destroying. Last time I heard about him he had stopped taking his HIV medications, I don't need to do anything, he will die and go to hell in due time.
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>>379141118
The fact that you seem sane enough after bullshit like that shows how good of a person you are. are you a homo?
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>>379142931

You don't kill animals unless they're unnecessarily aggressive. If you want to get rid of them because you feel threatened you secure your garbage, buy repellent, or set up something that scares them away. Basically anything that says you're not welcome here and they'll get the message and leave you alone.

That little guy was just trying to live his life, piss off.
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>opening the menu doesn't pause the game
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>>379137115
Raccoons are the full retards of animals if you have any on your neighborhood put out some crackers and a bowl of water and watch what they'll do
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>>379143316

I like you raccoon poster
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>>379143221
Don't birds take sexual pleasure out of being rubbed in that area? Which is why it's recommended to pet them on their backs?
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>>379143219
I'm not a sane person, I'm a faggot, depressed possible psychopath with ADD. I just keep everything in control.
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>>379138936
My man was not prepared
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>>379143221
part of me wants to think that a chicken might make a neat pet (a hen at least), but a normal pet bird is probably a safer or wiser choice.
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>>379136674
>Single player RPG
>Won't even pause when you're going through the item menus.
>Enemies will slap your shit if you try to go for a healing item.
>Items become entirely useless because of this except in the super boss battle where you're required to sit in a corner spamming items while your teammates do all the work.
I think the only Tri-Ace game I've played and enjoyed was Resonance of Fate.
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>>379143316
It's difficult to teach raccoons lessons, you almost always have to at least shoot at them with something painful.
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>>379143219
Oh and If ever ended up liking you I don't know if I'd have the stomach to keep you close, you don't keep people you like close to damaged things unless you absolutely have to.
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>game has a jumps care
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>>379143604
Forgot the image.
It's Infinite Undiscovery, from that weird era where microsoft was trying to get RPGs for their console.
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>>379143316
>You don't kill animals unless they're unnecessarily aggressive.
Then you keep them as pets, the animal world is extremely bad and there's nothing on it that gets even close to a civilized world. You like an animal you keep it as a pet or get it to the nearest wild area. If they keep coming back you either again domesticate it or kill it.
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>>379136674
>blep
>not "mleb"

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>379143804
no u
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>video games
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>game has auto quest completion
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>>379143620
I hope you find love and happiness, anon.
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>>379143412

What is this?
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>
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>Game has post-game that is nearly as long as the main story
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>>379144025
>Donkey Kong uses Ground Pound
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>You need to do something really quick
>Forget to pause to the game
>Enemies attack you while you're away
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>>379144027
dumb pigeons being crushed by grain in a russian bread factory
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>>379144089

From the thumbnail it looked like the doggo was chewing on the wire in the background and I got really fucking scared
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>>379144067
Name some games that do this
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>>379138936
props to the cameraman doe
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>PK'd by a higher level player
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Someone post THAT penguin
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>>379144204
SotN
FFX
Pokemon
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>ywn be this happy
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>>379141572
Is this swan abnormally hueg or all they all this big?
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>>379144026
That's not likely but thanks.
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>>379144273
>forced battle with the final boss at the start of the game
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>>379143620

Aspire to be the person your father wasn't

My father was kinda shit too and in a weird way I'm thankful, really taught me to be the opposite of him and not make the same shitty life choices

Clearly you're already on that path though
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>>379142516
Always reminds me of
https://youtu.be/wLM8uDKlR8o?t=69
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>>379143452
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>>379144285
no anon, this is a happy thread

my heart can't take it
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>new vegas mods
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>>379144273
At least the bigger birb is being chill about the manlet
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>>379144209
>playing a multiplayer game for the first time
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>>379144553

:O
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>>379144273
it's not very effective
also
>Speed vs Strength
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>game has interaction with other species
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>>379144652
Is that an armadillo? Fuck I thought those things were supposed to be tiny, like small dog sized.
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>>379143784
Your parents didn't kill you despite you being a pest.
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>>379144553
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>>379143452
they just like to feverishly wash their food anon

because they are very smart and they know that they get their food from the trash bin!
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>>379144771
gottem
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>>379143005
kek
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>>379144832
What the fuck kind of dog is this?
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>>379144762
It's probably in texas
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>>379144432
Kinda hard to be like him, you have to try to be that much of an asshole.
>>379144478
>>379144043
>>379143667
>>379142439
>>379140001
>>379143221
This thread reminds me how many animals can act like dogs do after being domesticated. Seems cruel to leave them to the wild when they could be experiencing so many nice things in a comfy house.

Sure some animals like bears, big cats and some types of birds would require many generations to be like that, but still, domestication seems so nice compared to how bad the wild is. it's also the best way to be sure certain animals don't go extinct, you'll never hear about dogs or cats going extinct.
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>tfw almost 600 nature webms on my desktop
>stuck at work using laptop

I have so many things to show you
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>>379144942
I like that filename
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>>379144906
Pomeranian with a Teddy Bear cut
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>>379144906
Pomeranian mix. They died its ears and foots
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>>379144950
just make your own thread on /wsg/ when you get home
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>>379144897
imagine having to sleep piled up with other 4 guys in the same bed, probably be comfy in cold days
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>>379145027
But I want to share these things with /v/
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>>379144832
Science has gone too far. this creature is far too cute to exist. We need to round up all the videos of it for scientific purposes.
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>>379144986
I bet that grooming cost more than the actual dog
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>>379145027
>>379144950
>/wsg/
Just make is on /v/ like this thread.
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>>379145096
It's extremely expensive from what I've heard
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>>379144771
You seem to imply that life in itself has an inherent value, death is several times better than living a stressful situation permanently, the way how many animals have to live in the wild.
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>>379145136
for u
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how do /an/ threads manage to always be the best threads on /v/
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>>379145256
Because animals are universally loved on all boards, my son
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>>379145292
Its cool how loud the noise is when their necks connect
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>>379144553
>Racoons fw
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>>379144973
even the raccoons knew how to wait their turn
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>>379136674
>Game has two pause buttons
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>>379145312
is hilarious how a small monkey jumps into a fight with that man.
Now that i think about it. If it weren't from diseases we could catch from any animal, we would fist fight any animal without worries
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>>379142623
>>379143005
Racoons are fucking cancer. There's nothing "edgy" about ridding your property of pests that ruin shit.
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>>379137115
>Alt-tabbing pauses the game so you can't take screenshots with xshare

;_;
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>>379145476
ima shit on ur car today sir
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>>379145092
>hurr durr scientific purposes
Shut the fuck up reddit
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>>379145256
Animals are pure and innocent. They are immune to the jaded cynicism and abhorrent hypocrisy of human existence, something all of us can admire.
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>college has no pause button
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/an/ threads are truly the only off topic shit I would allow.
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>>379145539
it's called winter and summer break son
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>>379145312
>throwing your shoe
Throw a fucking rock you retarded ass. Or maybe throw your head next time since you aren't using it anyway.
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>>379145637
:D what is it
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>>379145539
>life has no pause button
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>Game pauses automatically when you get to low health
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>>379145534
Are u telling me ducks are innocent? They fucking commit infanticide.
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>>379145510
Jokes on you, I already drive a piece of shit so I won't even notice.
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>>379137115
>having a smoke
>raccoon and baby raccoon walk up to me with their hands held out begging like in a cartoon
>shake my head no
>they walk away

Weird as fuck
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>>379145678
What happens if you take one egg and create the little bird yourself?
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>>379145776
They also have demon dicks they use to rape female ducks
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>>379145421

I deal with raccoons on a daily basis, they're all over my area. They are literally the most innocent creatures like puppy dogs. They'll only ever get aggressive if they're cornered and it's a dire situation where they fear for their life.

Most of the time if you get super close (and even then a lot don't care as long as you aren't bothering them) they'll just bluff and start making noises or pretending to charge at you when in reality they're just trying to get out of the situation. We really aren't bad.
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>>379145858
>create the little bird yourself
What?
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>>379145713
It's an American mink. Basically a wild ferret.
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>>379145891
is that a panther?
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>>379145958
>we really aren't bad
Fuck off you garbage thieving whore
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>>379145986
That's what I'm asking, what would happen?
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>>379143620
>you don't keep people you like close to damaged things unless you absolutely have to
Story of my fucking life.
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>>379146075
Do you mean raise the bird?
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>>379145996
>Oh it's just a dog, a weird looking do-
Woah
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>>379146139
EXCUSE, DID I FUCKING STUTTER ANSWER MY QUESTION
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>>379145958
Raccoons are a pest. I have proof that if you don't get rid of them for good they'll just keep coming back.
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>>379146009
I want to eat it gently
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>>379138637
Damn, man. Why did you have to make me cry?
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>>379146139
Yes raise the bird
>>379146103
Maybe we are all damaged and need another damaged but caring person in life to be happy.
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>>379145958

>we
When did raccoons learn to type
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>>379143221
STROKE THE COCK
DO IT NOW
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>>379146046

What the fuck did you just call me you piece of shit

You threw it away asshole so it's mine for the picking cocksucker. Also stop being a little fatass and stop licking every last crumb out of the potato chip bag. You clearly had enough.
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>>379142212
p-please don't bring up the feels
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>>379146193
If you do mean what happens if a human raises the bird, nothing. It just grows up as usual. Me and my sister had a lot of pigeons when we were young and had to do it a few times.
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>>379145958
>We
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>>379138936
Falling with style.
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>subtle /an/ thread

back to /an/, mammulpfkins.
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>>379146343
i wonder if its possible to have a sloth as pet
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>>379146206

You or your neighbors need to protect your garbage better. They go wherever is easiest to scavenge food. If you have shit just lying around of course they'll keep coming back, it's where they get dinner.
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>>379146250
My dog does this, every time she sees us watching her eat she shows us her mouth.
>dog comes to our home after we rescued her from the street
>doesn't eat
>only way she started eating was directly from our hand
>then we needed to stay close to her and pet her while she ate
>she showed us her mouth so we could see her chewing
She also shows us her belly before and after she eats.
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>>379146363
Don't reply to me
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>>379146343
>aj_styles.webm
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>>379146275
I tried that senpai.
Turns out she tried guilt tripping me even though we experienced the same thing.
I had it a whole lot worse than she did, but still found ways to play victim instead of motivating herself. I tried to push her to therapy and she tried to use that to blackmail me.

Oh well.
Bitches be crazy.
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>>379144897
i fucking love basset hounds
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>>379146378
best flavor of pringles, that bird is alright
>>379146470
ur a cunt
>>
Guys, let's fucking teach those raccoons a lesson.

We should go to the Human Feed store, buy a pound of baloney and put it on top of garbage can with an unsecure lid.

That'll teach those handsome raccoons.
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>>379146551
no
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>>379145958
>we
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>>379146250

more otters PLS so cute
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>>379146484
It was a joke.
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>>379145776
exactly, that's why they do it.
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>>379146562
this is why having a guy as partner is better
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyvkruUOjfw
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>>379146562
>she
there's your problem
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>>379146712

Oops

I'm still mad at that anon who said he shot a raccoon for building a nest outside his house so I'm trying to protect them at all cutes

Rocket a cute
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>>379145743
>life has no cheat codes
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>>379145958
>we
Be my coon bf
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>>379146928
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>>379139126
The birds kid died and you're alive
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>>379146536
can somebody explain this?
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>>379146785
>>379146870
Wise anons. Love only exists between guys.
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>>379146928
>rocket

I bet you are a furry who wants rocket in his bed you raccon molester! Well they would be perfect for you SINCE THEY LOVE TRASH FUCKFACE.
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>>379146620

Yes good idea and maybe put down a bowl of water so they get their paws all wet I heard raccoons hate wet paws
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>>379147025
Unf I want to yiff his tight little hole
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>>379146948
>life has no saves
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>>379144285
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>>379141572
>that BBC couple in the background
good goyim
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>>379146923
Shoebills look so uncanny like they are some sort animatronic
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>>379147135
Hands off the merchandise humie.
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>>379147225
Curse that handsome Todd Howard and his amazing salesmanship.
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>>379147025
i want to make him sit on my lap and hold him tight while I gently scratch under his jaw and neck while he tries to push my hands away because he's too embarrassed to admit he is liking it
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>>379147214
lol stoobid cat
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>>379147214
Well now I'm sad, thanks.
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>>379144759
This is such a scummy thing to do
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>>379147390
lol stoobid cat owner
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>>379136674
>pause has no game button
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>>379147214
no
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>>379147214
>mfw my first pet had a disease as well
That video is pure garbage though why would you make it just so other people could suffer?
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>>379147497
Is this a rubber toy or something?
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>>379147214
>>379147225
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>>379147562
yes
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>>379144204
Dragon's Dogma.

You can access the "post-game" at any time but you would be foolish to do so and you would realize that when you reach Dark Bishop + Cursed Dragon
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>When the game glitches out and characters start growing additional limbs
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>>379147497
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>>379147497
Sneks are for hugs and boops, not kill
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>>379147091

That's not true at all dumbass.

Who am I kidding you hit it on the nose
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>>379145891
There's something very peculiar about that dog.
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>>379147690
why the fuck does it have human feet
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>>379147602
not uh
>>
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>>379145710
Hm yes. Throwing a rock at your motorcycle is a good idea. Good thinking anon. Superior human all up in this thread.
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>>379147742
>"albert what the fuck are you doing?"
>"are you serious albert?"
>"the human is going to think you are crazy albert"
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>>379147651
>7 vagianas
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>>379147497
This needs the cucaracha music playing
>>
>>379145531
Oh shut up whitey
>>
>>379147891
Nice Snake Pass gameplay video fag
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>>379145996
Holy shit lol
I thought it was some weird fucked up dog and then it turns into a fucking pig out of nowhere.
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post more weird doggos
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>>379148015
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>>379138637
>>
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>>379148015, you are just jealous of how cool sneks are
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>>379147929
>not being able to aim the rock at it's head
Are you fucking serious?
>>
>>379143316
t. city boy who has no clue how life on the countryside is
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>>379146629
>Leopuppo Dogcaprio
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>come home from work early
>take a peak inside
>see this

wat do
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>>379147656
>>379147497
No step on snek
>>
>>379147053
poor wallaby
>>
Birds are jerks, post more mammals.
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>>379144973
Those kids were wrestling for a soccer ball a little. You can clearly see some of them smiling an laughing. I wasn't even sure what the point of that comparison was until I saw the refugee thing.
>>
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>>379148454
>>
>>379148317

This image will always terrify the fuck out of me because I have never seen an actual explanation of what this is.

Is it a dog? A human in a suit?

It looks too fucking real to be a suit. But those fucking legs.
>>
>>379148080
That's no doggo.
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>>379148583
why you hate snek
snek did nothing wrong
>>
>>379139398
Majestic
>>
>>379136674
>Game cannot be unpaused during mission and the player must restart said mission to keep playing
>>
>>379148797
I'm proud that snek finally came to terms with its sexuality.
>>
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>>379148797
>>
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>>379148317
what in the name of fuck
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>You cannot save the game right now
>>
>>379148317

It's just a dog.
>>
>>379148927
Is that snek like conjoined twins or 1 snek with 2 heads?
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>>379148583
Is there an animal with a better name than Sagittarius serpentarius?
>>
>>379144204
Dragon Quest IX

I dare say it's longer.
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>>379148927
CUTE
>>
>>379149187
conjoined twins. I think it is a fairly common mutation in snakes. at least as far as rare deformities go.
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>>379144285

Is a penguin the most depressing bird to live as?
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>>379143507
>Alright chaps, just like in training, one right after the other
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>>379142879
>battle music starts
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>>379149434

Yes
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>>379140335
>>
>>379149382
Thank you for snek facts
I want a doublesnek now
>>
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>>379143964
>0:48
Simba and timon
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>>379149492

This image was cute until finding out Grape-kun is 20 years old which is basically an old man in penguin years

Run away lulu-chan
>>
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>>379149492
>>
>>379145053
Of course you'd be thinking about sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other men.
>>
>>379149627
>I want a doublesnek now
no you don't, usually the heads try to kill each other. The problem is that if one succeeds he just committed sudoku as well.
>>
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>>379149750
>>
>>379149804
Wait a minute, was Roadrunner an ostrich?
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>>379149668
>>
>>379144094
Do we unironically eat pigeon bread (assuming this doesnt only happen in russia)?
>>
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>>379149053
>when you're a top predator
>but nature gave you bitch boy talons as joke

Who's laughing now?
>>
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>>379149886
no
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>>379149739
When did these go instinct?
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>>379149492
>>379149724
>>
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>>379149886
Roadrunner was a Roadrunner
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>>379150082
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>>379145291
>It's been six months, but the dogs do not realize i'm not one of them
>>
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>>379137226
>pressing esc does nothing
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>>379149603
the only thing this proves is that women should not be allowed to own pets without male supervision
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>I think I should have it
>I digress, Eugine, I should he in possession of the bowl
>I'm afraid you're wrong, Albert. It is I who should be drinking now
>Don't be silly Eugine. The bowl clearly belongs to my paws
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>>379150082
>>379150120
>Roadrunner was a Roadrunner

explain further
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>>379150276
>=3 what are we going to do on the floor onii-chan
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>>379150276
>That feel when you'll never eat a bald eagle

I just want to know what true patriotism tastes like
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>>379150336
from the thumbnail it looks like someone about to be fisted
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>>379150367
As a general rule, predatory animals tend to taste bad.
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>>379150320
>The roadrunners (genus Geococcyx), also known as a chaparral birds or chaparral cocks, are two species of fast-running ground cuckoos with long tails and crests. They are found in the southwestern United States and Mexico,[1][2] usually in the desert. Some have been clocked at 20 miles per hour (32 km/h).
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>>379150332
Did he just pull him away from potential danger?
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would you fuck an animal if they could consent
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>>379150320
>coyote was a coyote
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>>379149750
Here's something funny about that penguin, scientists were more comfortable with letting him go die for no fucking reason rather than rescuing him because they didn't want to "interfere", yet all around the world scientists interfere to save several species that if not by our hand would have gone extinct ages ago.
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>>379150521
maybe try listening next time retard
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>>379150320
>>379150120
see >>379149997
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>>379142920
>Claims it to be a fact
>Providence 0 evidence
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>>379140768
cute worm
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>>379145958
>we
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>>379144762
they also carry leprosy, and bullets up to and including 9mm can bounce off their shells. they're just monsters.
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>>379150521
>implying anyone could have "saved" the penguin after it had reached enlightenment
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>>379150420
Ostriches taste delicious, are they predatory?
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>>379145851
They just wanted a ciggy
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>>379146343
>Well what is it
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>>379150498
They can consent, and no because they're going to suck at it.
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>>379143517
Besides the psychopath part, are you literally me?
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>>379149787
Oh no. Do they share any organs? Or is it because of the dead snek hanging off it
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>>379150786

savage AS FUCK. God damn i love birbs.
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>>379150780
Nah
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>>379150583
wat
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>>379150786
This reminds me of the video of the dumb birb that put its head in a croc/gator's mouth then took a few seconds to realize how badly it fucked up.
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>>379150367
It tastes like freedom
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>>379138936
this is terrible :(
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>>379147214
>E-eat your hamburger Apollo
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>try to make a screenshot
>motion blur is on
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>>379150858
it probably depends on how they are conjoined (some are like that picture, are heads on both ends) Could be the case that one head keeps some important bodily function going, but more likely its the fact that it will die of blood loss/infection. It would really be no different then just chopping your foot off without getting any medical attention. Even if you could stop the bleeding you would likely get a very bad infection.
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>>379147214
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Well this thread made me get the idea of fucking a raccoon now

Thanks /v/
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>>379138936
Natural selection at it's finest.
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>>379145949
Being a land living wild carnivore is 80% starvation and only a few percent being adored on television for your beautiful fur and eyes.
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>>379146281
They had fingers this whole time.
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>>379140671
That type of trauma normally doesn't kill immediately it probably passed away after several hours of agonizing pain. Or it got lucky and a predator killed it after.
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>>379149940
I should think normally birds don't get into a grain silo/factory but things aren't normal in Russia
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>>379147214
As much as I can understand the reluctance to do so, they should have put Apollo down once he lost the ability to walk. Rip in piece cato.
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>>379151386
Best deepthroater NA
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>>379151346
Unfortunately that's the precise thing to do a quick death over a life of suffering is better.
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>>379138936
So what was this bird's end game? Like best case scenario what did it expect to happen when it jumped off the cliff?
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>>379148080
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>>379151346
>>379151564
How come this never applies to humans?
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>>379150918
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>>379149112
I think this model has broken rigging.
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>>379151693
It does I'm in favor of suicide, euthanasia and putting down babies with severe diseases.
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>>379151693
It does. People just have a harder time letting go. It's extremely selfish of them, but for some reason they still won't let their loved ones die peacefully.
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>unskippable cinematic
>alt-tabbing pauses it
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>>379151774
>suicide
That can only happen if the person wants to end their life. The animals don't get to choose.
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>>379151693
Because religion, and to a lesser extent most doctors reluctance to kill their patients. Terminally ill patients with no dismal chances of survival and who are in constant pain should be given the option to die with a bit of dignity.
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>>379151248
It's a weeding out process. Some survive the fall, some don't
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>>379151929
refer to
>euthanasia and putting down babies with severe diseases
>>379151945
Maybe we should do that with kids yes? Put them rhough a hunger games of sorts to weed out the bad apples.
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>>379151685
It's normal for that species of bird. When the chick jump out they are still small, fluffy and lightweight. Not all survive the jump, but if they do, they are lead to feeding grounds by their parents
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>>379146553
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
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>>379147214
F
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>>379149635
>Summoning Evil Tim
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>>379152046
>euthanasia and putting down babies with severe diseases
I didn't ask for your personal opinion, but the general consensus on the matter. Notice that both these things don't happen in first world countries.
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>>379152046
The spartans did that
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>>379138637
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>>379147891
I don't get it, it's just a brick wall
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>>379150026
Roughly 6 million years ago
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>>379152423
I guess I'll never ride one then.
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>>379152181
Because people in first world countries live sheltered from reality. In some cases a cure for a disease is literally a few months away, whether in third world countries you can't get a 15 buck cure because "lol too expensive".
>>379152215
I said bad apples not weak ones.
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>>379152514
But the killing pets thing happens mostly in first world countries.
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>Game has nothing annoying to point out to post dogs
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>>379152589
Oh no it happens in the third world too, only they normally use a gun or electricity.
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>>379152698
or skin it alive and eat the flash raw
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>>379152698
Sure, but way less and hardly ever to pets.
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>>379152745
>>379152786
I wasn't joking, that's literally how they euthanize sick pets on the third world.
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>>379148178
t. bumpkin hunter who has to tell stories to his kids of all the amazing wildlife that USED to exist
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>>379152884
Ok, curious which 3rd world country you've lived in where the average poorfag has guns and/or electricity to do that.
>>
>ywn own an owl because it's a nocturnal predatory animal that's incredibly high maintenance
>>
>>379150521
An entire species VS a single penguin. A whole species being gone could fuck with the ecosystem and fuck humans up as well, but one ice bird? Nah.
>>
>>379142965
>especially if they like to play rough.
Don't you mean ruff?
>>
>>379149112
That looks like it would feel really really good.
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>>379153030
Brazil, although South Africa, India and China are in the same situation.
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>>379150367
Bald eagle a shit
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>>379138936
I laughed when the cliff just fucking kept going. jeez how long is that fall
>>
>>379153056
Ok so they don't interfere with those animals that need help because they don't CARE about them, it has nothing to do with the principle of non-interference, nice to know.
>>
>>379144273
Song birds and shit do this to birds of prey as a sort of "neighborhood watch". So the hawk must be new to the area and that magpie or whatever it is is trying to get him to fuck off.
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>>379137551
when you but but she still sucking
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>>379136674
Ferrets are cute. They're like having kittens, except they stay that way forever.
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>>379153229
>>>/twitter/
Fuck off
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>>379152506
Too brutal.

And this thread had put me in such a good mood.
>>
>>379145256
Off-topic threads in general tend to be the most laid-back since they involve subjects frequent-browsers of the native board likely aren't used to obsessing or fighting each other over.

And in animals' case, the sheer intrigue and cuteness they bring.
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>>379152506
DELET
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>>379148178
don't know what part of the country your from but in pa i know people that have raccoons as pets.

its not uncommon
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>>379152215
Sparta were a meme. Athens and Thebes beat them at their own game without completely hollowing out their own societies to do so.
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>>379147053
I'm sure there's a business disruption analogy hidden in there.
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>>379152506
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE'S SON, GUUUUARRRRRRRAAAAA
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>>379147651
What in the fuck is happening here
>>
>>379152046
Then none of us would be here.
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>>379143316
The autism in this post hurts my eyes
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>>379153828
Speak for yourself, or maybe you would but you have zero confidence in yourself because you never had to pass though tough shit.
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>>379150786
>perfect parry
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>>379152506
>doesn't even have the decency to kill it off first
Seagulls are shit
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>>379153812
I wonder if they have already realized that this game is going to be a massive flop?
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>>379153972
no it's not, I've already pre ordered and the trailer has 20 mil plus views
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>>379153997
cucked again
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>>379153051
And stashes bits of dead animals around your home.
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>>379153908
WE GOT A TOUGH GUY OVER HERE
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>>379153997
don't cucc me bro
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>>379153051
Owls are also dumb as bricks.
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>>379153972
Anon don't be one of those people that just make up their own reality to live in.
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>>379154164
You know it's pretty funny, self deprecation is pretty acceptable, but once you say you'd have some chances in a life/death situation people throw memes at you.

You gotta have SOME confidence in yourself.
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>>379149112
me stretching my precious foreskin
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>>379154371
Dude. Stop. You don't look cool or strong.
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>>379154037
>>379154361
>shitty game wearing the corpse of one of the best game's out there is going to do well
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>>379154486
You can see me right now, that pretty creepy dude.
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>>379154532
Well it certainly isn't going to be "a massive flop".

Take your TORtanic hunger elsewhere.
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>>379154582
I am, thanks.
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>>379154625
Not him mate I just want to see that fall so they take GoW back to the roots of brutal combat and cool story. One of the few games that made "cinematic" look good.
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>>379154725
>lets be activision and remake the same shit 10 times in a row.

maybe cod is more to your liking my friend
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>>379154725
Yes well one thing is wanting to see that happen, another is claiming it most certainly will.
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>>379154868
Then just let the fucking series die and make a new one. Besides the GoW formula wasn't mastered, what GoW2 did right the third and ascension took 500 steps backward. We could have seen new weapons new settings, MORE character development and an improvement on the combat, but of course fucking no.
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>>379147497
>American Hisstory X
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>>379154943
Repeating
>Not him mate
I'm not the guy you were replying to initially.
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>>379154868
Remakes make me depressed, but I've learned to be grim about all attempts by major developers to take established franchises in new directions.
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>>379153812
>>379154037
>>379153972
>>379154361
>video games
Fuck off cunts
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>>379155145
I know.

But I had to elaborate that I don't take issue with disliking the game. I just don't wish for anon to be one of those people building a fake world around himself where everything conforms to his views because he needs them to.
>>
>>379153672
Ok. But they did do that
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>>379155632
Yes. But doing that achieved nothing.
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