Did they NEED to make her ass so big?

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>>379124719
>Having a problem with big asses
OP is a faggot

t. irishman

>>379124719
People with autism are generally unconcerned with their weight.

>>379124719
who the fuck cares, they didn't allow to romance Drack and have never shown his big krogan cock, thererefore this game is shit

>>379124719
what race is that pink thing

>>379124719
>aside from Garrus, every Mass Effect only allows you to romance the most human looking alien possible

boring as fuck

>>379124969
Human with pink paint

>>379124719
Is that ass really that big?

>>379124969

&Knuckles

>>379124719
>Still no nude Turian gf sex
Fuck Bioware

>>379124719
You think she needs help when she wipes her ass?

>>379124969
That is Jaal, the good guy race in the star cluster you play in in andromeda

>>379124719
That's big for you?

that's a dudes ass.

>>379124719
That's a pretty normal sized ass, anon. it looks like my moms.

>>379125165
Why does he have ass cheeks?

>>379124719
>big
Hello Irishman, in my opinion that is isn't big enough.

>>379125129
Thats what she said.

>>379124719
Real Bioware actually made an effort in making the aliens attractive. Nubioware just makes abominations. Just look at it.

>>379125165
...why do you know what your mom's ass looks like?

>>379125036
>Tali
>Vetra
>Thane(I know this is debatable, but he never look human to me)
They are still options, but I agree, the ammount of non-human like species romances is low.(

>>379125121
>the good guy race
>Social Justice Squids
>Good

>>379124719
You Irish need to just be purged

>>379124719
That ass isn't big, anon. Are you white?

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>>379125294
Looks pretty hot to me t b h

>>379124719
holy shit
that is the biggest ass i have ever seen in a video game

>>379125389
Even then, they seriously fucked Tali by giving her that awful photoshopped stock image as her canon appearance.

>>379125474
Never saw them as SJW desu, since you have the Rokarr, and if you meam that they are open with their feelings, I don't think that's only an SJW trait.

>>379125165

Is your mom hot?

>>379124719
What is happening near the right elbow of the human model?

>>379124719

>complain about shitty animations
>complain about models
>complain about everything about the game to the point you're complaining about ass in a fucking video game

you're as bad as anyone who partakes in GG bullshit

>>379125676

what's happening is that she's a solid 2/10. wouldn't bang.

>>379125589
Yeah, I think the mod that replaces tali's face with one of the fanmade ones is the only mod I ever used in that game(shepard survives the ending mod was badlt made imo)

>>379124969
Gay.

>>379125543
You're looking at its face and not its completely ridiculous body

>>379125914
Not him, but isn't his body just like a human? Other than skin color and a few other traits it looks just like a humand

>>379125914

The only thing that matters for husbandos is face and cock.

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>>379126172
Nah, he's probably more specifically talking about their weird chest thing which honestly looks fine in the concept art and was more just a matter of shit job on the 3d modeler

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>>379126172
>>379126273
look at their comical proportions

HER?!

It's 2017, how do you know that's a her? They could identify as an umbrella or a neo-bionic-genderfluid.

Don't be so insensitive.

>>379126449

The female has comical proportions. But I don't care about how the females look.

that ass is pretty small

>>379125294
No, they didn't.
Mass Reddit has always been worthless, just like all of Bioware ever since Shattered Steel.

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>>379126410
Here's the 3D model for comparison

>>379125363
>not checking your moms naked ass out
Your mom must be FAT

>>379124719
of course. (((they))) are trying to push the old, "as long as you have a big, fat ass, you're still beautiful even if you have an ugly face!"

>>379126410
>>379126449
>>379126646

THIS IS IT? THIS IS THE """"""NEW"""""" RACE? IT TOOK THEM 5 YEARS TO COME UP WITH THIS SHIT? NIGGAS LOOK LIKE PROTHEANS.

>>379126528
Gay

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>>379125363
>its a "prude Amerifats wear bathing suits rather than ever going nude because they're afraid of sexualizing even their parents" episode

>>379125069
This is what I'm saying. It's not a bad ass, but it's hardly XTRA THICC.

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>>379126852
You can't make aliens too inhuman or strange!

>>379124719
Well at least we know you've never watched porn before.

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>>379126852
The only similar looking aspect is the shape of the head

>>379126410
>Make nudes for your new race but not Turians

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>>379124719
>can fuck the new alien
>NOT MALES THOUGH
AND THEN THEY HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO SAY THEY ARE GAY FRIENDLY

>>379126410
Yeah, never saw concept art, but desu, other than the animations department, the rest of the crew gave their damndest for this game, nd it can be seen, since I still enjoy the game a hall lot, which explains why I am on my 6th playthrough. The animations make for some funny stuff, like that one vetra romance scene where it looks like she goes for the throat insted of a kiss, legt scared me the first time I saw it.

>>379124719
Do you really need to be such a big faggot?

So glad they shut them down. One day I hope the true Mass Effect sequel will rise from the ashes.

>>379127238
The new race are strictly hetero, from what I played, I think they have no problem with incest(?) and they don't seem to care about other species being gay either, but that's about it. Also he is supposed to be the new Garrus, and it somewhat works, but he could never reach that level.

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>best waifu Vetra is forever stuck in a shitty game

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>>379127218
>thought protheans would be cool, uncorrupted versions of the insectoid collectors
>they end up looking like shit

>>379127508
>thinking they were actually shut down
Hello Kotaku!

>>379127751
Considering the husks look almost human, it was obvious that the collectors had to look almost prothen, and as for the wings, I think they were added later on by the reapers

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>>379127709
>The new race are strictly hetero, from what I played, I think they have no problem with incest
So let me get this straight they use gay people as a shield, make no DECENT gay options, fucking deny all the good options the possibility of being bisexual and now shove in a race that's ok with incest but not with gay shit?

Is that supposed to be an womam?

>dat ass
>big

LMAO, I pity you OP if you think that is big. Where I live this is a men ass

>>379127709
>Also he is supposed to be the new Garrus, and it somewhat works
What? Fuck no if that's what they were going for. Never got the feeling that faggot alien could ever replace a bro like Garrus.

>>379128178
They aren't ok with incest, he's full of shit and clearly didn't play the game. No where in the game is incest even mentioned.

>>379124719
>still no female turian to fug
>or krogan

God Andromeda dropped all the balls.

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>>379128454
>still no female turian to fug
?

>>379124719
Congratulations, this is the second gayest thing I have heard today.

>>379128454
But Vetra is like the only good character that you can also fuck

>>379128428
I did play the game, and during Jaals loyalty mission you could see sparks between Jaals brother and his sister, and note I also put the questin mark, cause that is debatable.

>>379125363
the perils of not being American...

>>379124719
Her ass is in the normal range.

>>379128365
Agreed, Garrus is one of a kind, but Jaal is preety awsome too, his banter with the tram in the nomd, or his banter on the sulfur water planet(forgot the name of it) are also funny.

>>379128673
I didn't know you could fug her. Man, I must have played like a retard.

Don't know why she looks worse than the previous female turians.

>>379128681
>sparks
So basically you saw incest because you're a disgusting incest fag and wanted to imagine it between two platonic siblings? Nice proof of "incest" you have there.

>>379128681
>during Jaals loyalty mission you could see sparks between Jaals brother and his sister,
Oh, I understand, you're just autistic.

>>379128313

stop living in thailand

>>379128681
>you could see sparks between Jaals brother and his sister
probably had more to do with their culture and being extremely open about emotions rather than "incestual interests"

>>379127030
Well yeah. Hello ? it's 2017

>>379124719
Fuck off Sheamus O'Hennessey

>>379128846
That's cause the animation department didn't take it's job seriously.

>>379128845
Yeah I always brought him along on missions because his comments in the nomad where pretty cute/funny

>>379128840
I thought they were adding sex scenes for Vetra and the gays

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>>379128978
Couldn't they just have tweaked this model?

>>379124719
>Playing Andromeda
Where did everything go so wrong in your life?

>>379124719
>big
This is the dumbest bait i've ever seen

>>379128876
Did you forget the fact that they could not be blood related? Not an incest fag, but I don't see a problem with those 2 if they have different mothers, unless they have the same fsther, I am still confused on how their family system works

>>379125653
This, it's just a very classic noble savage trait.

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We posting ME:A stuff now?

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>We'll never see Garrus ever again and Vetra is stuck in shitty Andromeda
>You'll never have them both together in your party and bro it up with your turian pals
>you'll never ever have a threesome with them
suffering

sjws pushing degeneracy, we warned you

>>379129343
>not including the part where peebee shoots with the gun handle
Come on, tht's a clasic, and the fix to that looks even worse/funnier

>>379129232
The family system is very easily understood if you talk with Jaal, they are monogamous, but family is very important, even extended family all stay together and live together. Jaal mentions how he has several "mothers", what he means by this is that his aunts, older female cousins, etc, are seen as his additional parental figures. This does not mean they are incestous or polygamous, simply that their families are very large and all pitch in together to raise the children.

>>379129565
Oh... I understood that wrong, I take back my incest statement then, I apologise.

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>>379129563
I didn't make the webm, I think I saw it on a /v/ YGYL thread

>>379124719
I want to smell it

>>379129716
Well, whoever made left out a very funny part.

>>379125081
Underated

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>>379129818
I feel bad for whoever made it, they had to play all the way through the game to get all that footage

The fuck is with the grainy outlines/transparency?

>>379129957
>Crowbcat
>Playing games
All he does is take clips from twitch/youtube

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>>379129653
>>379129653
It's fine friend, no need to apologize.

>>379129957
I played the game 3 times(One standard, one ng+ and one ng+ with other ryder) and I enjoyed it everytime.

>>379130059
I found a relatively unknown pornstar I had never heard of the other day who's pretty much a real life Cora, same hair, same body, same thicc muscular delicious ass

>>379130190
whoa anon watch out about what you say, you might be left out of the cool kids lunch table next recess

>>379130263
you gonna give name bruh?

>>379130263
Name? You know, just to be sure if she is the model for cora or not.

>>379130059
Can I romance her while playing female? Might pirate this game just for that.

>>379130154
So, that's 2x2x2 ?

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>>379130154
>they modeled that dicc

>>379130461
unfortunately no

>>379130604
Shit. Not even gonna bother then.

>>379130461
No but there's a mod to be able to romance any character as any gender, I'm not sure how well it works tho

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>>379129957
I should probably make a folder for all my andromeda stuff

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>>379127723

>>379124719
Male torso, for what purpose?

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>>379130387
>>379130374
Dylan Phoenix, my dudes

>>379130263
She has a dick, right? I know the one you're talking about

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>>379131013
holy shit you're right, but does she also have bad facial animation?

>>379131025
nah senpai, see >>379131013

>>379131013
pretty gud thanks anon

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>>379129343
Is there a video?

>>379131013
I said it as a joke, but omg she could really be her model

>>379131013
>>379131206
Also just looked her up she is apparently Milf Pornstar Ryan Conners daughter god damn my dick

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>>379130154
>they modeled his balls
>just the balls

>>379127238
>EVERYONE SHOULD BE GAY
>EVEN THOUGH ONLY 1% OF THE POPULATION IS LET ME HAVE MY GAY GAMER FANTASIES
No.

>>379131272
What? Did you miss the whole Crowbcat bandwagon?

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>>379131508
Well I guess people can stop saying Bioware doesn't have the balls to model fully nude characters

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>>379131519
>alien
>citing decades old statistics
>self reported statistics
>when the big problem with Kinsey study was that it was self reported
Because it doesn't matter if it's a game what matters is that I don't have fun right? Also prepare your anus bitch.

>>379131881
Thats just jewish propaganda obviously

>>379131881
That study was bullshit. They gave people a 1-10 scale where 1 was Literally Gay and the other was Straight As Fuck and then claimed anyone who didn't pick 1 or 10 was bi. But most people claim to be some level of Fucking Gay without wanting to suck another dudes dick.

>>379131973
>every study I don't like is jewish propaganda
>every study I like is a fact
Which is why the same problem appears on both gay statistics and the Kinsey study you either admit the majority of people aren't straight despite identifying as such OR yo admit you're flying blind on the subject.

>>379132374
>You admit my statistics are right, or you admit your statistics are wrong
K

How come no one posts Sarah's tits?

>>379132374
t-that was sarcasm anon I'm sorry

I expected nothing out of that game and I was still utterly bewildered how they could fuck it up that bad.

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>>379129635
Whelp, seeya later guys. Of all the sick things I've seen on this Korean picture website I would've never thought a brap post would put me over the edge. Guess I'm a normie now.

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>>379124719
>big
>looks like a 12-year-old's butt

>>379132609
Im surprised you could read through that shitposting. It just hurts to look at and I just instantly ignore it.

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>>379132160
Traps are gay you faggot, futas are also partially gay.

That study was accurate because it puts people on a scale, sexual orientation isn't a binary exclusive choice makes sense people would fall to the biscum category.
>>379132484
>statistics
>"hey dude sit here on this table, now could you tell me if you are gay?"
And THAT is how the "1% of the population is gay" statistic was born, are you telling me THAT is a reliable method?
>>379132527
I'm angry cuz I just want some gay ayys. I fucking hate bioware.

>>379124719

Not big enough.

>>379124719
why the fuck does that human look so masculine, how is that a female at all

>>379129716
what the fuck did they do to the asari?

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Who okayed this. This is such a shitty gay choice. Fuck BioWare

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>human

Yuck

Posting REAL best girl of Andromeda

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>>379132783
>sexual orientation isn't a binary exclusive choice

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For fucks sake Bioware, let me fuck a Krogan already.

>>379133932
>those big fucking elbows
literally as thick as her knees

Must they show us the fucking?

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The game was nowhere near as bad as people are saying it is.

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>>379132783
You're literally a faggot and soon you'll be hanging from a tree.

>>379134585
>he doesn't know what the word exclusive means
It means it's not either straight OR gay, there's the in between called bisexual learn 2 read nigga.

>>379124719
I still think the Angara should have been a male only race

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>>379134726
Go on threaten me more, I have a kink for it, I'm literally getting hard as I read your reply again and again.

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>>379134746
I knew what you meant. That's the exact reason I'm calling your post bait. Bisexuality isn't real.

that ass isn't even big
not being flat doesn't mean that it's big
i'm assuming that autist girl is physically fit considering her job so she would logically have an ass like that

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>>379134948

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>>379125363
found the american

Alien, show me what passes as a nice ass among your misbegotten kind

>>379134948

but then who was neck

>>379127115
>>379128776
>>379135814
>Stupid Americans, they don't even peep on their mom's bare naked ass!

>>379135935
well who can blame them, their moms are as fat as whales

Twintelle has an ass 3 times bigger, white girls really can't come close.

>>379136079
Maybe we don't think incest is okay, you "people" deserve to have your lands taken by Muslims.

>>379135935
>your mum walks around nude
>fear of looking at her lest you "peep"

you Amerifats are as much degenerate dogs as the Arabs. why are you so afraid of the naked body?

>>379136343
>your mum walks around nude

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>>379136275
Mummy has a bigger ass than both.
Twin's only LOOKS bigger because her waist is so tiny.

Say what you want about bioware's faces.
They always give females great butts.

>>379136315
Still better than being a nigger, nigger.

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>>379134948
Every day til you like it.

>>379136315
the difference is, we can walk freely in the nude amongst our families because we don't see each other erotically. you Amerifats can't do this, and it actually makes you much closer to the Muslims, since you're both so rooted in shaming nudity that you tend to act out as completely perverted sexual deviants.

>>379136517
I'm white, you're (((Asian))), or at least your entire continent will be in a few years.

>>379136372
fucking Amerifats.

nudity isn't a big deal in Europe, and it's only changing now with the Islamization of European culture. however, it was already changing when you perverted fucks started coming over here with your sexual deviancy as sex tourists (e.g. ruining nude beaches).

amerifats and Mudshits, what's the difference?

>>379136518
I don't like it, not at all

>>379136519
>you're both so rooted in shaming nudity that you tend to act out as completely perverted sexual deviants.
Japan and Germany don't shame nudity and they're severely sexually perverted.

>>379136790
>germany

not to the point where they're fearful of seeing their mum nude because it constitutes "peeping"

>>379136884

if you're going to post that shit at least sauce it you fag

>>379137020
>Gauging how fat your mom's ass is is less perverted than wearing clothes around your children
OK

Meanwhile there's a Jap writing incest doujins about bathing with mommy.

>>379136687
>amerifats and Mudshits, what's the difference?
One of them has made you completely irrelevant culturally and economically through competition and the other has done the same through invasion

>>379136343
Maybe if it was covered in blood?
I heard Americans like excessive violence, just like the Arabs.

>>379124719
Whats with the textures on her right elbow

>>379136687
>ruining nude beaches
So much this. What the fuck is their fucking problem? I bet they go into saunas gender segregated and fully clothed.

>>379124719
I think you are on the wrong site, this isn't Tumblr

>>379137245
>One of them has made you completely irrelevant culturally

i don't even know what you're trying to say here. are you implying America has culture, or are you actually taking pride in the mass degradation of culture abroad through your bland Jewish multinational conglomerates you set loose on the world?

leave it to an American mutt with no identity to take pride in his Jewish overlords destroying thousands of years of beauty with bland corporate garbage.

>invasion

says the <40%er, who is directly responsible for every problem Europe is currently going through. go fuck yourself, amerifat.

>>379137245
How did the Muslims beat Europe through competition?

>>379137245
How did the Arabs beat us culturally and economically.
Inventing algebra doesn't make you culturally superior, it just makes you look like nerds and alchemy was a lot of bull, so no turning mud in to gold for them.

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>>379134726
Putin is gay though. Here he is with his bf.

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Did they NEED to make this ass so big?

>>379124719
>fanservice isn't a thing
>males don't make up over 90% of the demographic
>none of the minority (women) are lesbians or bisexual and would certainly not appreciate a nice female ass when they see one
>physical attraction is a lie and there is no such thing as an ideal body type

:^))))

>>379137725
>>379137813
>>379138196
Easily triggered /pol/tards everywhere

When Asian or South American countries think of English or the white, western world they think of America, not Britain.

As for the Muslims invading your countries, don't blame me for your poor border control

anyone have the breast expansion edits of the white haired side cut lady? thanks in advance
man i miss andromeda hate threads

>>379125784
>not using the superior ashley reborn mod for the most superior waifu

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>>379124832
hes irish

I just don't have the motivation to finish this game
It just feels really lackluster compared to the original trilogy

>>379129160
No, they couldn't port any existing models from ME3 to the new engine. That's why literally every asari has the same exact face.

>>379124719
So since they modeled nudity in the ME games, are there modes for the ME games to just be naked all the time?

>>379124719
Back to Ireland with you, OP.

>>379124969
Echidna

>>379124719
Yokes

>There are people in this thread who seriously don't regularly see their mother naked

What the fuck, America? I see my mum nude all the time. It's not a big event. It's just your mother.

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>>379126852
>>379127196
>tfw we'll never have something like the elcor or the hanar again.

>>379124719
Do you NEED to play video games?

>>379124719
Yes, because they otherwise would just look like men, with their broad shoulders and large deltoids.
Fuckers are complete shit at anatomy.
The ass was there to offset the shit male proportions.

>>379124719
What do you think it smells like?

>>379124719
That new race is a fucking travesty, i understand the original races werent anything special, but atleast they had an aesthetic that could be enjoyable.

>>379136687
boy we really jumped into the wrong side of WWII. If only we had forgiven those crafty japs and nuked Londumb instead

>>379133998
I liked Gil
He's got a pretty good ass too

>>379151973
>Gil
That nigga ugly as fuck

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>>379152319
I'll be sure to mark that down under "Opinions that don't matter" you'll go next to "The word 'gamer' is perfectly acceptable to use in public"

>>379124719
>fucking some hairless xeno cat thing

this is hearsy by the highest order.

>>379152662
It's either that or a blue human parasite, a raptor, or black man. The latter of course being normal but I'm sure a lot of people will meme and says it the worst choice

>>379152541
Just get rid of that dumb facial hair we got ourselves an "ok at best"

>>379124839
Some of us like flat bums m8

>>379152983
But anon. Real men have facial hair

>>379153027
nobody does.

>>379124719
>big
how is that even big? thats a normal looking ass. even fit 2 be honest.

>>379153304
To be totally honest, I have a small penis and girls with big asses make me insecure since I'm afraid my penis won't be long enough for doggy.

>>379126410
>they need to have the same general anatomy so we don't have to make a new rig

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>>379124832

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDw9MTaMQQ

/thread

>>379153085
It's not that he's has facial hair it's that fucking ugly as shit styling he's got going on

>>379154167
What's wrong with it?

>Puts a fuccboi Salarian as the Pilot
>Gay Turian Spectre
>Can't homo romance either one
>"Have Steve 2.0 instead"
Why must you always disappoint, Bioware?

>>379125543
His head looks like a talking glans

something something ass effect

>>379153879
This actually makes a lot of sense.

>>379154280
>Steve 2.0
>comparing Gil to Steve
Ironic, given that everyone seems to love Avitus yet his backstory is just like Steve's except the wound is much fresher and people still want to romance him.

>>379154245
Dumb as fuck looking and adds to his "randomly generated npc" look he's got going on

>>379154702
Because Hot Turian > Boring Brown Human (again)

Gil a shit.

>>379154754
Nobody except Alec, that one NPC girl during the murder case side quest, and Cora have any unique features though. Ryder is just as generic as the rest of the casts.

Even so the human crew, Liam, Cora, Ryder, Gil, and Suvi all have unique faces; you can't recreate them in the CC, only their hair and eyes. Gil and Suvi just don't have face models as far as I'm aware

>>379154847
>Hot Turian
Why is everyone such a fag for turians?

>>379155023
Reach and Flexibility

>>379155023
Why aren't you? You some sort of faggot or something?

>>379155139
>banging aliens

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>>379155023

>>379124719
Thats a sweet ass if you understand what I just wrote

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>>379155214
>not banging aliens

>>379124719
>that
>big


So is the whole "white people can't season" is a thing too right?

>>379155539
fucking heretic

>>379156060
Rather be a heretic and get at that Raptor cock than raise some bitch's kid.

Like a cuck.

>>379156907
how about A B S T I N E N C E

>>379124719

>if an artistic depiction of a woman doesn't look like a man or a flat slab of ambiguity, the artist needs to justify himself

It's time to purge your thought process of feminism's misanthropic influence.

>>379129548
Shut up, Barneyfag.

>>379138405
The bromance with Bush was my favorite arc.

>>379156060

It would be heresy by NOT banging the aliens.

>>379156907
Luckily for you, they're fixing that soon

>>379136315
>makes joke at the expense of Muslim for not covering up
>while Muslims are well now for being over covered

>>379158019
>Believing Bioware
They won't be getting rid of anything and you know it.

>>379150384
No no Anon, they're on the incoming Quarian ships, don't worry. :^)

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V E T R A

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>>379124719
I'm a slim guy and my ass is at least as big as that.

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>>379124719
Have you ever seen big ass? This is not even big,nice round,average sized butt which is nothing wrong,but it's not big.Even biogay is less faggy than you

>>379160059
a big ass is your friend, lover, mattress and pillow.

>>379160059
That butt is at least 5 times too big boyo

>>379129343
what's even the point of posting that if it doesn't have sound?
https://my.mixtape.moe/gmjnxd.webm

>>379142983
False.

Americans > fatsos, blacks, and in between a few whites
Brits> Crooked teeth, Muslims, and in between a few whites

when I think of the white I can only picture a few european countries and even that's starting to change.

I'm a mestizo btw

in any case OP is a fag.

>>379125784
>shepard survives the ending mod was badlt made imo

This. At some point I think I forgot that it was a mod and expected a hell of a lot more.

>>379124832
BRAPPY

>>379136519
Do you take showers with your mom as well? Naked bodies SHOULD be viewed sexually, or else your society has reached an event horizon of promiscuity and whore liberation

>>379124719
In Congo, you would have been killed for a comment like that.

>>379158453
The joke is that you deserve to be punished for your degeneracy.

>>379161820
Ireland pls, that is literally the perfect ass. I would change nothing about it.

>>379155769
my ass is that big & i'm a dude..
does everyone here have pancake hank hill butts or something?

>>379171628
I spend all day, all week, all year, all decade on my computer so yes. My brother is the only one with an ass in my family, he actually exercises, what a nerd.

>>379171936
I never exercise my glutes and I still have a naturally-formed bubble ass that doesn't even sag.
guess i'm just lucky lol
too bad I'm not a girl or a trap

>>379153027
The Irish?

>>379171936
I almost sit on my ass all, even have job working in a cubicle. You probably just got fucked by genetics, do some squats or start running

Is this game worth playing, if I enjoyed the 1st three?
I was content on just forgetting about it, but this butt makes me want to play it

>>379172354
There's a market for thicc juicy men though, anon. There's like regular threads on /fit/ about it, one or two people who go there might actually be female.

>>379173491
I'm not even thicc. I worked out enough to push myself out of twinkboi territory but just barely. The ass was always big though.

>>379150384
they recently said that the quarians, elcor, hanar and volus will be added later as dlc

even though quarians don't make any sense

No autist has such a decent body. She's a Normie and you got tricked into thinking she's your equal

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>>379155290
>liking disgusting aliens

>>379126449
ahaha oh wow

>>379173208
It's fine just don't expect a masterpiece

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>>379159613
Vetra is cute.

>>379174173
Some people on /fit/ are pretty dang autistic.

>>379124719
wow I have sudden urge to pirate this shit

>>379177603
I made that mistake, you'll have to wade through a lot of shit just for one scene of gold

>>379124719
Top o the mornin to ya Seamus!

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>>379176674
True.

>>379173649
There wont be any DLC though. They turned the studio that made the game into a tech and multiplayer support center and massively downsized it and EA is shelving Mass Effect for at least another 5 years if not forever.

What you see is all youre gonna get with Andromeda unfortunately.

>>379178414
>believing Kotaku
Nice confirmation bias (You) got there.

>>379178669
No, Im just not underage and know how EA operates.

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>>379125081

>>379178715
You know EA, and you're saying they won't be releasing DLC for a game? Did I get that right?

>>379125036
And Garrus was an accident. Nobody at BioWare expected people to want to romance him. Turians weren't developed with romance in mind, which is what makes them so great. Now everything has to be bangable so we're going to see more "safe" alien designs.

>>379124719
is this a boy
or a grill

>>379179412
Apparently they didn't expect people to be into Vetra either, with her fade to black, and general lack of screen time. They weren't developed with romance in mind because Bioware has no imagination when it comes to romance. Turians are based on the Roman Empire, so I don't think they shouldn't be into romance by a long shot. I understand the salarians being off the table, due to having no sex drive. The krogans off because humans are too squishy for them.

>>379124719
it's not even that big...

>>379179412
Bioware, and most devs in general are very entrenched into thinking that people only want to fuck star trek style aliens. Hell, they even throw a fit at the idea of people wanting to try and romance dwarves. Fucking dwarves.

Not large enough OP

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>>379129343
I was disappointed that Andromeda was just boringly mediocre outside the bugs.
I was hoping for something we could laugh at for years to come, like DA2

>>379173649
I love being a piece of shit

>>379181068
To be honest, I can't completely blame them. Most gamers are male, and men are more visual than women. I doubt that most would choose a Turian over an Asari.

>>379183156
Last survey I saw, it was around 32% Peebee and 22% Vetra. Both pretty high.

>>379134948
Then how about we have a threesome with your mom and I show you how bisexulity works ?