Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what

>>379120940

Is mike truly /ourguy/ ?

>that SilvaGunner vid where he removes gadget and it's like Mike is having a mental breakdown talking to himself

>>379122663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWua5-FZAak

>>379122773
>he quite possibly has brown bricks
kek

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>>379120940
What would the Loco Bandito game be like?

>>379124017
>those brown bricks
How deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>379123872
Niggers have aids, I thought that was common knowledge...

CUMFART

>>379122773
B R O W N B R I C K S , M I K E

Nothing will happen until places like Kotaku and Polygon start writing articles on this

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>>379122663

MOVE THE GLOW

>>379124793
I actually like this one

>>379122773
Bretty gud.

>>379125230
anon dont do this

>>379125230
You can shut up now.

>>379121917
Can't find it. Know the title?

>>379125230
PENNY WAS TELLING ME SHE WAS READING THIS ON HER COMPUTER BOOK

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Do you have the audio book of 'Mein Kampf'?


̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡Do you h ̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ave the a ̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡udio ᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖbook of 'Mein ᔒᘟ ̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡'?

>>379124017
>>379125127
These are fucking amazing

>>379128351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GkwWw9W6Y

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http://thanksforcallingpizzahut.tumblr.com/post/153462813118/drivensuperior-cinemassacreproductions

>I wear Magnum XL condoms. They fit okay. They just don’t roll all the way to the base - Mike

BASED

You know to be honest how complicit do you think James is in Mike's shitty behavior? I mean after all AVGN DOES have an ED page where BOTH James and Mike are equally accused of being shitty people.

>>379130943
I'm fairly certain if James put out an embarrassingly bad video he would've done the same thing and the Loco Bandito is just AVGN humor with racial slurs.

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>>379124642

>>379130943
Mike is just a convenient scapegoat for anything dumb James have done.

>>379124642
This right here is the epitome of Matei-humor

It just sums up his comedic career so well

>>379131071
James already made a Inspector Gadget video of his own and it's much better than Mike's, more to the point he didn't take it down.

>>379120297
did something happen with this guy recently? why am i seeing so many brown bricks threads?

>>379132716
Redditsunner posted le ebin meme video featuring brown bricks

>>379132716
He posted a picture of his giant penis on the AVGN Reddit.

Where did these loco bandito comics come from?

>>379133584
wayback machine had archived copies of the site

>>379130943
I've never seen anyone say anything remotely negative about IRL James and he wasn't even aware of all this shit until somebody personally told him about it.

He's definitely at fault for being too lazy to manage his official accounts though. Maybe it's time for Ryan to step up.

>>379134157
I think James likes to play dumb. He knows what he's doing and he knows exactly what's going on

>>379134157
Basically James doesn't want to take control off Mike because if he annoys him he might stop fucking his wife.

Hey huge reddit mod, stop making this kind of shit thread.

>>379131353
I hate Mike, but this is true. He's like the first line of defense ahead of James. James is only using him as a shield. James Rolfe isn't innocent here. "Gee golly" isn't an excuse

>>379124793
What happens next

>>379134704
They're obviously going the way of the Ghostbusters drama, where silence and not responding is key. But James was right during that. Mike (and Cinemassacre) are in the wrong here, so every day of silence makes them look worse

>>379134305
>James likes to play dumb
>play dumb
He can be pretty fucking dumb though.
>shit at games
>what's a harpy
>can't connect two sentences together without having to pause the fucking game

>>379120297
So let me get this straight, Mike decided to confirm the long-running joke about how his dick was big, and posted a pic of it to the internet. Then realized that was a terrible idea and removed it and barred all discussion of it on their forums or whatever.

Why?

>>379135240
autism

>>379130943
I wouldn't take Encyclopedia Dramatica too seriously my man.

>>379135220
I think he meant "innocent" not dumb

>>379135240
Mike posted a picture of his dick on twitter twice and on reddit once (3 separate occasions), and openly spoke about it with a much younger girl on tumblr sometime afterwards. So it wasn't just "a bad decision"...... he's got some serious sexual repression problems. Kinda weird to see people defending this perv on here

Reminder if you think Mike is bad then go back to plebbit.

>>379135606
Why would he do all that dumb shit and THEN start banning any discussion of it, when he did it of his own accord? Fucking weird, I think James made a better person of himself while this guy just got strange

>>379135606
i like how you can slightly tweak and exaggerate details here and there until the whole picture looks like Mike is the worst person ever

you're a stupid reddit mod. your shit got deleted. maybe you got banned. get the fuck over it you goddamn crybaby

>>379135824
>t. Mike Matei

>>379135824
forgiveness begins and ends at the "submit" button when it comes to dick pics. as soon as you put your dick pic out there you deserve what is coming to you for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36MqbVL7qVE

>>379136054
What exactly did he do wrong though? He has his own subreddit so he can do whatever he wants as long as he isn't breaking the reddit ToS.

>>379135606
Holy shit really I though he only posted the pic once.

>>379136308
>What exactly did he do wrong though?
he posted a picture of his dick to the internet, where his substantial fanbase which almost certainly includes some kids who got into AVGN late, could see it

context and situation matter, a nobody posting a dick pic disappears into the mass of similar dicks, but this guy is e-famous, so it was really stupid of him to fuck up his reputation for an ego boost

>>379135824
t. elvis8atari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZPOHxG5Vuk

>>379136387
Apparently, he went on a spree sending the same picture to individual tumblr users, male and female, after he deleted it from the cinemassacre social media accounts. Obviously, it was deliberate. He did all of that shit cause he can't help himself

>>379136505
He isn't responsible for other peoples parenting. AVGN is certainly not a product that was intentionally meant for children AT ALL. He isn't responsible to catering to a demographic that the brand never meant to be the audience. If you want to "clutch pearls" about the "poor children" they should of never been watching the show to begin with or have been apart of the subreddit.

>>379137097
>AVGN is certainly not a product that was intentionally meant for children AT ALL.
But only children can enjoy his videos.

>>379137097
are you legitimately serious lmao you cannot be

nobody famous would do something this stupid, stop defending it, people make mistakes and they fucking live with them, that's life end of story

he didn't have to go around banning people for discussing it, but he did, cuz he knew it was a stupid fucking thing to do

i hope you are the one and only defender of this.

>>379137097
He pulled his dick out of his pants, took a picture of it, and posted it through the official cinemassacre account. 3 times. On 3 different days. Fuck you and your false equivalences, you jerk off mongoloid

>>379137097
This is the same excuse DSP uses when people remind him of when he masturbated on cam.
This is how low you have stooped

>>379124319
Nice to see you coming straight from reddit and trying to parrot the /b/ culture unironically you massive fucking newfag

>>379137319
>>379137321
>>379137436
>>379137514
Trolled hard

Mike has a huge dick. The head could be a little bigger imo but its a beast

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>>379120297
I'm happy James kicked off that faggot bootsy, motherfucker looks like his clothes and breath smells like shit

>>379137319
This is false.
>>379137321
>>379137436
Oh boo hoo, You saw another persons genitalia. What a shocker! This isn't some high time crime that you painted to be as.
>>379137514
DSP didn't do it on purpose though.

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>>379120297

>>379130943
>ED page
Underage detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUGcD6fkJM&

>>379136505
>it was really stupid of him to fuck up his reputation for an ego boost
yeah wouldn't want to fuck up his reputation as a foul mouthed, autist. The fuck are you talking about faggot?

>>379120297
this is like the most funny video he's ever made yet it's now a symbol of how much of a retard he is.

ITT: pure reddit cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz1WuBIUBHs

>>379138291
"Oh boo boo, someone whipped their dick out and showed it to you with you asking them to. What are you a faggot???"
t. elvis8atari

>>379120297
Oh, look
A free Minecrap

>>379131071
Not even James' absolute worst content--and I'm including his shitty childhood films, too--comes close to Loco Bandito's abortion of humor.

It's not even really humor. There's no punchline, or even really a setup. It's just vulgarity for the sake of it.
Something I feel like only Mike himself finds funny.

>siivagunner forces another meme

>>379141891
The Loco Bandito comics sum up Mike Matei in all of his glory. Obnoxious, unfunny, and embarrassing

So where's the dick pic?

Imagine hanging out with Mike.

>>379142540
I never understood how people would act like Mike was the good part of Cinemassacre.

>>379143289
Even a slight criticism would get you comments removed from their website so I think that kind of stuff makes it seem like he's more popular than he is

>>379142074
Mineycrafta was born on this board

someone tell me if theres been more backlash cause im too lazy to go to reddit

>>379143230
I think we all have

The reason he's so hated is he's the quintessential "that kid", the kind who makes some edgy abortion/rape joke right when your mom walks in.

>>379136520
underrated post

>>379143737
I looked at work, and now there's people mad at the mod for making this into drama.
I just love a good shit show so I hope it doesn't end. Also, I think Mike is ruining that company, but I don't care I'm done watching that shit at this point. Still would be nice if James could make it out ok

>>379137514
At least DSP didn't show his actual dick.

ps mikes dick is ugly

>>379143948

I still haven't seen it, it keeps getting deleted.

>>379143910
pretty much summed up my feelings. i wonder if james will even address it.

i unsubbed from their yt today.

>>379143992
It's really big. He says 10 inches but from what I could tell I would say 9"
Huge either way

>>379122773
>Video link posted on all minecrap meme threads
why is that?

>>379144109
>he was fooled by the perspective

>>379134636
James is a self-admitted special ed student.

>James gitting gud at dr mario

Thats pretty nice

>>379144152
His balls and cockhead are on the table and so is the ruler. Its pretty accurate

>>379143992
its probably on ed by this point, but heres a copy paste of some reddit posts with links. id try checking that guys account posts if none work.

https://pastebin.com/jDCBsw4N

>>379144282

Thanks, wish my dick was that big.

>>379144079
I don't think he will, because Mike just seems to do a lot of work for him. The price is that cinnemassacre is basically Mike's channel now. I mean everything on there has Mike in it.

>>379144394
How big is yours

>>379144418
unless it actively starts effecting the money brought in, i dont think he will either. i just want mike to be thrown under the same bus he uses on his "friends"

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>tfw you don't give a shit about Mike making some dumb racist comics and ripping off an old lady over a decade ago but despise him for firing Bootsy and forcing Ryan

>>379144447

5 inches.

>>379144568
>ripping off an old lady over a decade ago
What?

Also, what's the full story on Bootsy? Was it really all Mike?

>>379144641
Ouch. Mines 7.5
I'm not sure I'd want to be as big as Mike though. Some women might run from that

Castle my asshole

>>379142074
more like siivagunner prevented motherfucking mike from exterminating the abhorrent mein kampf video from youtube by memeing it to all the cool kids who love snow halation mashups

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>>379144764

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>>379144714
I don't know if Bootsy leaving was all Mike or not

So the real issue here is that Americans fear the dick?

>>379144714
>What?
For the AVGN Star Trek episode, Mike dressed up as a Klingon. He originally commissioned some old lady to make the costume for him, without giving her any kind of timeframe on when he needed it done (in case it isn't obvious, making a good costume from scratch takes a while). When she was about halfway done, she emailed Mike the progress, who then told her he needed the costume more quickly and he had already purchased one from someone else. He never paid the woman, who supposedly was already struggling financially and had invested a decent amount of money into the material and time into planning and constructing.

Real shitty if you ask me. He should have been up front with her about when he needed it done, so he could have just gone to someone else without screwing her over.

>>379144743
This is canon

Every girl I talked to said 7-8 inches is the upper limit to what they'd fuck
Even my gf doesn't think I'd fit and I'm only 8 (but I got dat guud girth doe)

>>379144641
5 inches is good lil nigga
Girls care about dick size much less than guys do. Once you can accept that there will be bigger guys, you're set

>>379145269
>>379144714
Mike "got tired" of Bootsy.

>-Bootsy - This is something that really is just between him and I and I don’t think it’s everyones business frankly. But what I will say is that I don’t have a problem with him, I just decided to move on. It was never my intention for us to do lets play videos together until the end of time. At some point shows end. The videos we recorded were fun and we had a good run, but I got tired of it. He’s a great gamer and a great musician. I wish him well with that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacre/comments/6e5hmg/shedding_some_light/

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>>379145356

>>379145603
I wonder if it was something personal between them, or if Mike really was fed up with Bootsy being more liked than him? Everyone shits on Ryan, so in taking Bootsy's place, it gives Mike a chance to be top dog.

>>379144418
James is a retard and Mike is a certified pervert. Why are you subbed again?

>>379145853
Probably both, but one made the other worse.

>>379145853
>Bootsy announces the next game in the bootsy beats series is punch out
>Mike does a punch out stream where he beats the game right after

Like Inspector Gadget would say: What an asshole

>>379145272
I don't think most people care about that outside of the meme.
It's dumb to do that on your company's Twitter, especially since he doesn't own it but I don't think people are geniunly outraged.
He may have a drinking issue which is why he's embarrassed about saying shit. Maybe he tried to fuck bootsy

mike posting has had a huge increase in the past week.
what did he do?

>>379145907
I'm not.
I like watching things fall apart though, and I used to like AVGN minus the sketches

>>379146204
A bunch of people recently learned about BROWN BRICKS and then subsequently the dick pic.

>>379146524
wait till they learn about his comic strips and the Klingon costume

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It's interesting.
People find out Mike drew racist comics and now are spamming the mineycrafta stuff constantly.
It feels like there is a force trying to ruin Mike because he is a "FUCKING NAZI" for drawing joke comics that thin skins can't deal with, so they will spam "Mineycrafta" because people as a collective hated and will push people to dislike Mike more.
>>379146204
This is why.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AVGN/comments/6eq4c2/mike_matei_has_been_exposed_for_illustrating/
Reddity faggots are spamming this mineycrafta shit because they want to try to stir up some shit on 4chan towards Mike. I've been on this site for almsot 12 years now and holy fuck I hate how much the internet/4chan is publicized.
Screen cap this. This is fucking true. I am looking forward to the comments towards my post.

>>379146204
There's a leaked dick pic. He's got a huge cock. And he made some edgy satirical comic crap

>>379146914
lol im p sure 4chan found the comics not reddit but whatever

>>379146998
4chan finds. Reddit reports on, dude.

>>379146998
But 4chan isn't making a big deal out of them you retard

>>379147046
well mods keep deleting shit so i dunno what to tell you

>>379146914
>that guy in the thread trying to claim Loco Bandito is satire
Almost as embarrassing as the comics

>>379146914
>literally nothing
His Elmo video is worse than that.

>>379146914
that's literally not it at all you fucking mongoloid newfag
brown bricks has been a meme for fucking years now, especially on /v/ and with Oney and his friend circle
OneyPlays is the Official™ /v/ Let's Play™ Channel Of The Month™ as of 4 or 5 months ago so the joke is resurging in popularity

the retarded comics is a completely separate issue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewp66sScqK0

>>379147182
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>>379147182
>Oney

im never watching that shit

id rather watch mike videos

>>379146914
Are you the dipshit from the /tv/ thread that was snickering to himself thinking he was going to start some huge shitstorm by showing the comics to some sjw bloggers?

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>>379147394
No.

>>379146975
Anybody trying to defend Matei is a faggot. You are the ultimate faggot

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Kek

https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipPoroft1suoajwTnn8DbETzYNlZhDa9Uk7YCXcvtcGpEzQbQwuVHG7CtwoLd3AOpA?key=OVBXbl9zZ3NhQXlSZExGSTRwZWdzTjlDcjZrU293

>>379146975
t. elvis8atari

>>379146975
He purposefully fucked with the perspective of the shot so it looked like he had a big cock. when someone called him out on that he removed the picture and hasn't talked about it since.

>>379146975
>satirical
It's not satire.

>>379148334
LOL that's like the retard in high school trying to brag about fucking the hottest girl in school, and everyone goes along with it because it's so unrealistic, but the retard doesn't know any better

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>>379148334
>cinemassacreproductions
For what purpose?

>>379148334
CONVINCED that Mike Matei is actually a virgin after seeing this. I mean fuckin come on!!

>>379147143
Elmo the elmo one

>>379148334
did he get fucked by inspector gadget

what is this even

>>379145356
In fairness if you run that kind of business you should really make sure this stuff is known up front.