Why doesn't Donkey Kong have an RPG game yet?

>>379109240
because its stupid, the characters are stupid monkeys not magical shits

all they do is run jump around and fuck so they're good with platformers

>>379109240
NEWSFLASH

In a dramatic space battle, the forces of the EOH defeated the treasonous Nigger Rebel Alliance fleet. The battle was a standstill for a while, but the tides turned in the EoH's favor when they lured all the ships into colliding with each other by having a brave star fighter tow a huge bucket of KFC. all the Groidian watermellon cruisers began to chase after it, and soon rammed into each other, destroying them. Then, the nigger farts used to power the ships escaped and ignited, engulfing the KFC star fighters in a ball of nigger flame.

This victory ment an important step in defeating the NRA. First of all, it takes a long time for the niggers to grow a watermellon that is big enough to be turned into a star cruiser. Second, it was carrying the new experimental nigger weapon, the graffiti cannon. This thing would have fired a radio jamming signal that would cover all the display screens on board the EoH ships with gang symbols and graffiti and caused rap music to play on the loudspeakers.

The surviving rebelious niggers were rescued and now serve as the EoH's victorious admiral's official shoe shiners.

Sadly, the commanding pimp of the NRA escaped. A radio signal was later intercepted going something like this.

NIGGER REBEL ALLIANCE BOSSES
We'z been d'feated by dem damn EoH white/asian people. Iz been forced to get de fuk away. Please don feed meh to de 'ounds.

>>379109365
fpbp

Donkey Kong isn't 'cool'. In the sense that you don't see any of the main characters or protagonists carrying swords or blades. Plus, the setting and tone doesn't call for an RPG, or a heavy story. Mario is an exception, being as big as it is as an IP. Rare was the only company that was willing to put out various Donkey Kong titles, and they don't do RPG's.

It is what it is. Some IP's aren't meant for RPG's, See Sonic Chronicles.

>>379109441
>Thinking black people like KFC
at least know your enemy before shitposting about them.

I want to fuck Candy and Tiny Kong

>>379109240
>Funky Kong is the cool overpowered team member with an airship you get last

>>379111093
>not Dixie

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>>379113314
Dixie is for hugs, not fugs

>>379109240
Because it's not as big as Mario.

>>379109240
>neonintendo RPG

it would be shit anyway