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Can you stop?
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Is this the most cringeworthy moment ever caught on camera? Someone prove me wrong.
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>>379066245
detotated wam
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>>379066163
This is the only reason I watch AGDQ/SGDQ. GO ahead and insult me, you know it's true. The most memorable moments were the cringe moments.
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>>379066245
the entire chibi encounter was pretty hard to watch because you knew he had it coming but he just didn't stop
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>>379066245
https://youtu.be/_yThfdrdFL8

This is worse.
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>>379066245
There is this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

>>379066330
That's also why I watch GDQ
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Why do they all cry?
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>>379066275
deotated wam isn't even that cringy, it's just a kid being nervous in front of thousands of people, this is another level of autism
can you stop?
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>>379066463
That's not even Chibi's worst moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc
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>>379066330
I just watch the highlights now since nothing else is interesting
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>>379066163
No, because nigga fuck you role model bitch I'm my own idol and if you can't face it my nigga you can ASS it.
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>>379066463
You win, this guy is like a "most cringe" bottle of awkward juice.
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please
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What was her deal anyways?
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>>379066245
it could've been worse, he could've been a big enough cuck to actually stop.
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>>379066776

She was a woman.
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>>379066460
Ouch.
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>>379066776
>I'm a woman please pay attention to me
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>>379066664
Damn the one's where parents walk in are so fucking awkward.
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>>379066460
>y-yeah
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>>379066460
ugh
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>>379066460
Attractive women saying dumb things like that is cute enough to overcome how awkward it is.
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>>379066245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys
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>>379066764
>you'll never go back to the primaries and Jeb!post again
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>>379066836
this will never not make me laugh
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>>379067142
what's wrong with this
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>>379066836
WHAT THE FUCK

Why are gamers/nerds so fucking disgusting
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>>379066245
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>>379067254
t.roastie
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>>379067142
I cringed hard
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>>379067280
DELETE THIS
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>>379066163
What's happening
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>>379066836
Fucking shit man, this is hilarious.
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>>379067280
SHUT YOUR GOD DANG
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>>379067246
Everything.
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>>379067301
>implying sniffing on a warm seat isnt disgusting
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>>379066163
Link?
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>>379067280
You're gonna have to explain this one.
>>379067351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKiocK59EBY
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>>379066664
The Mario noises make this ten times funnier.
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>>379067280

its been years and after thinking about it alot, I've come to the conclusion that all they needed was a good brutal dicking to sort themselves out.

Kind of like most of /v/
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>>379067421
It's just announcing someone's transition, I don't get what's so bad about it
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>>379067490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnsugv_VViI
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>>379066664
>i have a life to live, and i'm living it
In a manner of speaking...
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>>379067280
>tfw watched the foam video several times
>it doesent make me cringe as much as other videos

Call me a beta or whatever but I cringe more when it's overweight nerds being akward than women
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this is worse

warning : loud as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
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>>379066245
Definetely not the most cringeworthy but yes the most infuriating one
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>>379066275
>Next year
>Some guy comes up there to ask a question
>HEY GUYS WHAT'S THE WECOMMENDED AMOUNT OF DETOTATED WAM I SHOULD HAVE FOR A SERVER? HAHAHAHA
>...uhh did you have a question?
either or
>CAN I GET A KAPPA IN THE CHAT!?
>KAAAAPPA KAAAAAPPA COMON EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE KAAAAPPA KAAAAPPA ehehehehe...hehe...alright...

>>379066460
There's some other good ones
>that obvious Chibi donation during Stiv's last BK run at AG/SGDQ (I don't remember which)
>that tingle donation where the female donation reader did the worst tingle impression possible reading it
>tranniversary
>could all of you go outside and stand in front of one of the shuttle buses

just a few I can think of
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>>379067142
>something autistic.net
it writes itself
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>>379067142
Does anyone have those pics of "her"?
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>>379067652
The only thing cringier than the commercial is the guy screaming.
>look i scream very suddenly and the video stops abruptly halfway through my screams xD
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>>379067583
Not them, but it's pretty cringey to just toss out that information, and make that person the center of all that attention

Like, if I was that tranny I'd be pretty embarresed if the dude or chick I was dating just announced that to a room of people
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>>379066245
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>>379066163
Imagine if the only thing jeopardizing your world record run was some pastey white bitch sjw coming in and throwing a tantrum so that she can hold an impromptu seminar. Imagine if you just kept ignoring her going for your amazing world record run and she starts getting physical and trying to hit you and shove you and block your vision, fuck with the equipment, take the controller out of your hands etc and the security and everyone else is too beta to dare try and stop her. How livid would you be?
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>>379067930
Mating dance of the North American Beta Male.
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>>379066163
the only thing more retarded than this that she could've done is if she went onto a football field or nascarracetrack while a game or race was on and started asking if everyone could stop
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>>379067930
I don't even understand what's going on here and why is the guy moving like that?
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>>379067583
A delusional man thinking they are a woman is embarrassing enough but publicly announcing you fuck them is even more disgusting.
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>>379067820
Your post is cringier than the commercial and the guy screaming
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>>379068159
Sasha Banks. She's a wrestler and has a pretty good theme song that I assume was playing and that's what he's...dancing? to.
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>>379068000
SIDDOWN
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>>379066836
>tfw seen the full uncropped version
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>>379068159
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>>379068262
t. butthurt faggot who made that Reddit-tier video
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>>379066245
This is what happens when fap fans don't hide their power level.

BEHOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXQow7RGUlA
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>>379068237
The problem is that they're using a video game event as their personal blog. Not that AGDQ is in any way dignified, but still.
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>>379066163
Literally a *blocks your path* moment
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>>379066330
This.

Shame they've stamped the cringe out
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>>379066836
I'd probably react the same way desu
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>>379066836
holy shit how have I not seen this
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>>379066836
I always thought this guy was just looking for his bitter cap
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>>379068380
wish someone would have punched him in the face
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>>379066330
good thing uyama put a ban on fun for the last 3 years

also post more chibi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjx3rgRkNd4
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>>379068638
>Scratches head like in anime
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>>379067583
>nothing wrong
>nothing wrong with being a tranny

This is what's wrong with the world today.
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>>379068628
*bottle cap
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>>379067930
>ywn be this hype
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>>379066163
>>379066245
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>>379066245
A tyrant
Internet troll
And god forbid a molester
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>>379066836
Holy shit, I had to watch this like thirty times before realizing that it looks like he's sniffing her chair.
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>>379066664

i don't know anything about this guy, why is a mom giving a 25 yr old dude shit about staying up late
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>>379068841
Where's the cringe?
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>>379069014
Assuming he's living with his mum, she probably wants him to start looking for a job or something instead of staying up past 1am playing games
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>>379066664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02gLPWxEMbM
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>>379069130
He said he has a job and pays the internet bill in the video. He also said he offers to pay other bills too but his parents won't let him.
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>>379067494

wtf is this, why is she doing this, did she not know she was at a speedrun? wtf
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>>379068457
goddamn he should've kept that to himself
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>>379066460
At least grandma Chobot was good looking
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>>379069014
Cause her son is a fucking loser you retard
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>>379069219
Oh god, fucking UltraJMan. I wish that autistic fuck was dead.
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>>379069219
speedrunner genocide when?
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>>379069240

>pays the internet bill

Holy shit that must be at least $30-40 per month. What a successful guy.
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>>379069504
You should read everything you're replying to before actually replying, retard.
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>>379069014
I thought it was because he was keeping his family up, and staying up til 3am isn't a common occurrence.

Shit, I stay up until 6am and go to bed sometimes. I doubt thats normal.
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Here's a good one if you haven't seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
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>>379066245
I give you Chris-Chan: A-La Mode!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I
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>>379066163
>Can you stop?

rofl. Never gets old. I've worked this into my vernacular on a weekly basis.
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>>379069014
chibi is legitimately autistic
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>>379069641
>rofl

can you stop?
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adgq sucks dick. i cant wait for july
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>>379066163
What fresh memes will we have this summer?
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>>379069582
This guy never fails to make me wince.
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>>379069582
This is what happens when you learn everything you know about social interaction from video games
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>>379067796
The really funny part about the kappa kid is the knowledge that he very likely goes on /v/ every single day
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>>379067494
Fuck this one is annyoing.
>Can you stop.
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>>379068841
Why is this slow 100~ WPM fuck doing a speedrun of a typing game?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM&index=14&list=FLP7c8CUwr71PKORzfTIQfJA
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>>379066836
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Why didn't you watch NASA17, Anon?
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>>379069683
He talks to his mom in the exact way my autistic cousin does
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>>379067280
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>>379069582
I love how the couch just leaves him hanging there with the commentary knowing full well he's fucked and want no part of his autistic standup special.
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>>379066245
What about the chair sniffer guy?
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>>379069957
Why does the guy in the bottom left corner look like a cutout?
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>>379067583
trannies are mentally ill and need to be put down
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>>379069957
>Get Smoked hat
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>>379069595
>he made video shooting a dart gun at the winner's face
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>>379070016
JESUS CHRIST
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>>379066836
Who is the girl?
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>>379069942

This makes me regret missing AGDQ last year. The threads on /v/ make it as much fun as E3.
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>>379070016
What the fuck? That's fake blood, right?
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>>379069941
too many truth bombs
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>>379069957
rest in peace
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>>379070159
Goku
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>>379069957
This looks comfy.
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NASA II was great!!
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>>379070016
That's hot
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>>379070016
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>>379069103
His "gf" is a tranny. Dude in a silk dress.
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>>379066275
That was just kinda cute. Not in a pedo way, just in a typical awkward funny kid way.

Who'd have known a Minecraft convention would attract socially awkward people?
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>>379070016
what the fuck is that fibre glass insulation?
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>>379069957

Two reasons. Their autism was unrestricted so they overdid it which ruined the fun of seeing a turbo autist completely go off the rails, and the threads on /v/ were too slow. Though it was fun to just watch here and there.
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>>379070016
that's fuckin' hardcore wrestling
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>>379066245
Was she talking to the dude talking in front or the runner? I can't tell.
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>>379068841
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>>379070382
I honestly have no fucking clue what they're thinking
HAVE FUN GETTING THAT SHIT OUT YOU FUCKING RETARDS
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>>379069582
>This is how I am around my friends, don't worry about it
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>>379070349
>Not in a pedo way,
We wouldn't have assumed that, my anon. Seems like that's in the forefront of your mind for some reason.
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>>379070016
I can't honestly tell if that's a guy or a girl. Not that it's important but still it's bugging me the fuck out.
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Now i am become death the destroyer of worlds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CirgVj8Baw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQHrK7W7mGo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daE2FsLRTwI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahSML8WhhKs
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>>379066245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFzWzwtmmU

I will never be able to watch this with audio
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>>379070420
She was talking to the runner in order to make it about her self.
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>>379066330
I've been watching runs for 10 years and it makes me pretty sad that cringe compilations are the only thing people want to see out of the speedrunning community.

Not saying I don't find them enjoyable to watch, and I'm not saying that I don't watch GDQs for the awkward moments. It just makes me sad that people don't see how hard it is to do certain runs and find it hilarious when someone messes up (but if the runner is a complete cunt like 90% of the current speedrunning community then they deserve it).
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>>379070142
I'd wear one. But then again, I consider myself normal and somewhat good looking.
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>>379070527
I want to fuck that thing on the first video.
I don't care if he's a guy.
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>>379070527
That second one
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That mustache guy who said "I'd prefer if you stayed quiet."
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>>379070582
Speedrunning is the definition of autism, anon.
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>>379068380
i always thought this was some sort of sims mimicry
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>>379067583
The person didn't even ask for that information to be given. You can even feel how awkward he feels after his boyfriend says it.

Seriously, are you people just fucking retarded? Even trannies don't enjoy unwarranted attention.
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>>379070554
This is just brutal.
She wasn't even doing something cringe inducing per se, she just freaked out.
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>>379070554
If it makes you feel any better, she was on tosh.o where she got to make edgy jokes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuTmEBnWZUA

>You can hear his parents fighting in the background
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>>379068457
>muting incest porn
But the incest is the whole gimmick.
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>>379070527

Wasn't the first one created to make fun of weeaboos?
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Anyone remember when Shadbase drew porn of his own mother
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>>379070554

id forgotten all about that, thanks anon you piece of shit
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>>379070827
The absolute madman!
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>>379069957
https://youtu.be/f70-1fHJIQM?t=4826

so this is the power of /srg/......................
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>>379069957
>that farcry 3 run
but anon, I did watch NASA
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>>379070016
that's fucking rockwool, that stuff can cause fluid in the lungs
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>>379070582

Speedrunning is like NASCAR. It is cool to see how insanely technical and precise they are compared to regular people, but in the end we just want another Prince of Persia run.
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>>379070827
Wait did this actually happen?
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>>379070827
excuse me?
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>>379070827
Its real
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>>379070917
The absolute Shadman.
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>>379070827
also he showed it to her
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>>379070519
Because most of the time when someone calls a little kid cute on this website they mean it in a pedo way
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>>379071046
I was hoping someone would say this.
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>>379071173
Jesus fucking Christmas
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>>379070827
Shadman just becomes too hardcore.
I live assholes and stuff he normally draws, but drawing 3D lolis is crossing the line a bit. Then he got in trouble for it atleast twice. Its fucking creepy. I don't care if its not "technically" hentai.
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>>379070923
How did they not get banned for that?
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>>379066664

how embarrassing desu
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>>379070782

what a world
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>>379070827
Okay this has to be fake right
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>>379070752
He's doing the Crash Bandicoot idle animations.
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>>379071173

Isn't that his sister?
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>>379070782

what bothers me most about this video is him pretending a laser generates force
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>>379070740
That's why I've never done a speedrun of a game. I've just wasted my life watching them for a fucking decade
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>>379071173

When I went to Disneyland, (whichever one is in Cali), I went on one of those long log rides (not the big drop one). I shit you not the guy in charge or the ride put a guy behind me, then his 7 year old daughter in front of me. I was sitting there like "the fuck do I do" because you're actually expected to hold onto the person in front of you around the sides. So this small creature was literally between my legs and I had to hold her side, I looked like a fat guy guarding a cupcake because I'm this huge beast and she's not.
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>>379070923

>5 hrs

yer gonna have to point me to the relevant part anon
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>>379070782
this isn't all that cringe unless you know the kid or something, probably was a fair amount of editing for a kid that age
disappointed he didn't just jam a laser pointer into his pen and call it a hack though
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>>379071575
Click the video retard, it's timestamped
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>>379070523

They're both women, but one of them obviously shouldn't have signed up to go against the other.
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>>379071403
Nope. He also drew porn of a loli Hilary Clinton, but that's not really as bad.
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>>379070923
Doesn't Twitch ban people for saying "nigger?"
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>>379068380
I still want to believe that this dude is just an amazing method actor.
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>>379071674
god bless rednecks
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when autist die to ganon then funny scream
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>>379070097
He didn't sniff the chair. It was just the angle and the video cutting that made it seem that way.
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>>379068834
fuck off phoneposter no one cares about your idiotic autocorrect
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>>379071403
O
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>>379071656

nothing showing for me timestamp wise
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>>379071954
copy and paste the link then
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>>379071954
Dumb phoneposter.
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>>379071954
kill yourself then
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>>379067583
When did /v/ become worse than reddit?

Just the other day I saw someone complain how offensive Trump's tweet was, and it was just saying muslims cause terror
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>>379071403

Go to his Newgrounds profile. It was literally her Mother's Day present, and according to his retelling of the event she loved it.

I think it's pretty likely that his mother sexually abused him when he was a shota.
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>>379072042
timestamps never go to the location for me on >chrome

>>379071867
what did it smell like chairsniffer?
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>>379070527
>The fifth one
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>>379072097

seems fair
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>>379070016
White trash wrestling is the best
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>>379072130
Blood
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>>379071708

in chat you get automodded, but if you say it during the stream they evaluate the context. If you were saying it just to be a poltard they'll sometimes let it go, but if you were actually using it as a racial slur to a black person they will ban you.
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>>379072118
>tfw your mother didn't abuse you when you were a kid
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>>379072042

im on a chromebook
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>>379072223
clearly didn't love you enough anon
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>>379072098
4chan IS reddit you retard. Everyone on 4chan (specifically /v/) left after moot sold them out for feminist pussy. Someone had to move in. And the /r/the_donald infestation isn't helping things either. Thanks for that, /pol/.
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>>379072223

The weirdest part is how Shad didn't end up sexualizing milfs. I think he finds grown women disgusting unless they have over the top features because of whatever happened when he was younger.
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>>379072278
Fucking cunt, I sould've raped her.
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>>379072118
That's lewd
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>>379072213
Oh okay, that's fair. I just assumed that the Twitch police were huge fucking babies about the word and it wasn't allowed whatsoever.
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>>379072301
There's conspiracy theories and then there's literally making shit up. Yeah, everyone on 4chan left the website. That definitely happened.
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>>379072301
nowhere else to go though is there
cripplechan is genuinely disgusting i don't care if i sound like a faggot but i'd rather not fill my browser history with illegal as fuck shit
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>>379068930
>Looks like
>Implying
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>>379072301

So, why are you still here?
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Six more days, boys!
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What happened? I haven't watched anything on twitch in a long time.

Someone explain? I want to feel second hand embarrassment.
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>>379069014
Probably because its fucking late on a week night and he's keeping people up.

Or maybe cuz he's a loser that lives with his mom at 25
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>>379066664
I thought this only happened to asian parents
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>>379072301
>Post defending trannies
>Immediately deflect to /pol/ as if they didn't hate trannies with a passion
Just fucking kill yourself already jesus
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>>379067280
Meh, it wasn't that bad.
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>>379072423
Come on, not even an autist would sniff a fucking chair in a room with a bunch of people in it.
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>>379072431
Because I'm a newfag. Be honest, you weren't here pre-2014. I think that can be said for most of us.
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>>379072502
Honestly, people like that don't deserve (you)'s, I'm so fucking tired tired tired of these whiny fucks and their god damn conspiracies.

Rest assured, when you see some dumb faggot blaming [x] site, [x] people, [x] is a shill, or [/[pol] its almost always /pol/ itself.

Retards like him absolutely cannot help themselves.
I'd bet 150$ right now he's a repeat offended that spends all day on this site cooking stupid shit like that, running around posting it over and over like he's the only high IQ mother fucker on earth who is watching anything.
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>>379070827
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>>379069582
>AND NO, THEY'RE NOT APPLES
>THEY'RE WAMPA FRUIT
God fucking dammit.
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>>379070346
You're an idiot
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>>379072668
>its almost always /pol/ itself.
It's not. Every single fucking time anything happens someone screams /pol/ as if they were 4chan's own version of zionist jews, even when the post has literally nothing to do with the board in any way.

People need to realize that for every /pol/ retard making stupid posts there's a tumblr retard making stupid posts.
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>>379069219
What even set this guy off?
It's just kind of quiet and then OKAYYYYYYY
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>>379066245
https://youtu.be/3FWoC9JXJgs?t=46s
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>>379072569
How long have you been browsing this site that you believe that?
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>>379072685
>NTRing your own mom

You can draw anything you want, but you chose that. Why?
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is having a speedrunner as a son the worst son you could have?
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>>379072912
He's throwing a tantrum because he's dying constantly.
Speedrunners are mostly manchildren.
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>>379072852
>zionist jews
>i-i'm not /pol/, guise
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>>379072913
The other one Critikal commentated over was way worse
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>>379072913
Australian shitposting IRL.
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>>379070206
Is it true that they left him in the hotel?
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>>379072912
She probably scold or reminded him something while he was raging at the game.
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i heard dsp will speedfap at sgdq this year
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>>379071674
Is there a before and after?
She actually looks cute.
Or, looked cute...
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>>379072981
Because it's hot as fuck that's why.
Being robbed of the must fundamental and closest female figure in your life because you weren't enough of a man to satisfy her is pretty exciting.
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>>379072935
Clearly not long enough to believe anyone would be retarded enough to do that in a crowded ass room. Would you sniff a woman's chair in a room full of people, anon?
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>>379072912
Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbkVPXxNTI
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>>379072118
No he is just an edgy autist

I was exactly like him on sleepycast when I was 14, and nobody molested me
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>>379072913
>white people
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>>379073138
Shut your goddamn face.
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>>379073138
poetic degeneracy
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>>379073075
And here you have it. Thanks for proving my point.
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>>379072473
This is years old you r/gaming refugee
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>>379073120
I hope this is true.
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>>379068628
The uncropped video shows he's just getting something under his chair
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>>379073120
Did anything ever come of this?
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>>379071674
So where can I watch the whole fight?
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>>379073174
brought me a genuine smile
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>>379067930
The most hilarious part about this is Sasha used this video to make fun of wrestling fans.
What a bitch she is.
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>>379073138
>having shit stolen from you is exciting
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>>379073120
Why isn't speedfapping a thing?
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>>379073313
I think he eventually owned it, but that's it.
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>>379073251
You can't walk like /pol/, talk like /pol/ and still claim to not be /pol/.
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>>379066664
>Why do you keep insisting on it?
>*bing* *bing* *wahoo!*
My god I love this
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>>379073381
Men raised by women think like women
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>>379073316

The butcher Kathy Owens vs Sabrina Sixx.
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>>379073381
Just ask Londoners.
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>>379073408
You're so far up your own ass that you don't even realize I was implying zionist jews are just a nonexistant boogeyman, but keep calling me /pol/. Keep proving my point please
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>>379073495
have you ever considered therapy
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>>379073287
That's just his excuse for sniffing the chair.

This was a premeditated sniff. There were also more shots of him sitting exclusively next to women, but he never takes the plunge because it isn't a good enough opportunity. Watch as he darts for his things once he notices her pick up her purse. His other drink was perfectly reachable from where he was sitting, but he used that as a cover to kneel down and sniff the seat. The fact that people still believe that he DIDN'T sniff the chair means he did a good enough job of covering it up to fool people.
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>>379072606
>us
NIBBA ARE YOU FOR REAL?
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>>379072474
but anon he said it was the weekend
>>
Shhhhh, post more autism caught on tape
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>>379067554
You wouldn't fuck them.

Well, you should have higher standards. What ever happened to them?
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>>379073495
Niggas can be into whatever so long as no one's getting hurt, but anon

What the fuck, dude?
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>>379072474
>a loser that lives with his mom at 25

You're clearly a teenager, because this is the reality for every single college graduate, unless you're from a family with a shitload of money.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHv-iyUDTPA

>7:12
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>>379073495
>feeling like less of a man is hot
nigga..
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>>379073495
Considering banging your mom isn't a thing that normally happens it's not pathetic if you are not banging your mom
>>
Fun fact: the fat asian with the dyed hair in the video is a friend of a friend of mine, I've met him IRL
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>>379072301
You must be such a fucking newfag to actually think this
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>>379073676
What did you major in?
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>>379073662
Cuckolding always feels like the women is forcing the guy to be into it, or else he is a sexist racist.
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>>379072685
Am I the only phone poster that only see blurry pictures if they are to huge?
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>>379073662
White people cant use that word
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>>379073495
What other sorts of masochism are you into, fag?
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>>379073107
No someone took him home
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>>379072606

Not really. I've been here since 2003 on and off. I've seen lots of cancerous shit, but in no way is this place like Reddit. Reddit, is like a self-contained type of cancer hugbox with an emotionally vulnerable authority. 4chan is like a gigantic, contorted blob of indescribable shit that really isn't anything. It's pretty obvious that you're a newfag because you're comparing it to something based on the people who come here. It doesn't matter who visits, celebrities, normalfags, furries, faggots, niggers, etc. 4chan is 4chan. It'll be a different brand of shit next generation but the nature will always be the same.
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>>379073764
Some people are aroused by feces. Anything is possible. You're clearly new here if you think humiliation is particularly weird as far as fetishes go.
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>>379073781
This.
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>>379073812
That was a fucking boring fact, end yourself
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>>379073957
Suck my dick, faggot
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>>379073484
Thanks sempai-kun
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>>379073915
>been here since 2003

Sure you have buddy
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>>379073915
Obviously you haven't seen the "go back to /pol/" posters then. The only thing that makes 4chan any less of a hugbox than reddit is the lack of downboats.
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>>379073838
Communications and a minor in computer science.
Trust me, it doesn't matter what your degree is in, every profession requires a ridiculous amount of qualifications these days. Even a masters degree is worthless.
All these kids now in STEM thinking it's a fast track to a paycheck are in for a rude awakening when they realize how over-saturated the fields are.
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>>379073926
I don't think it's weird.
I think it's pathetic.
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>>379068841
fucking KEK
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>>379074094
I graduated from college in 2011 with a degree in Computer Systems Engineering and owned a house 5 months later.

Raised by a single mother. First generation college graduate.
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>>379073865
Did you just assume my skin color, pal__?

>>379073843
I do agree. But there's also the rare case of Anthony Burch, where he's the one that forced the cuckoldry upon his wife in order to win brownie points with the kids.
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>>379070323
kek
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>>379073495
>Being an evolutionary dead end is hot
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>>379071237
>on this website
you mean murrica
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>>379073154
No, but we're not talking about rational people. Just like rational people don't ask a crowded room to stop what they are doing so they can try to be the center of attention and talk about their dead grandma. Or how rational people announce on a stream with thousands watching that it's the anniversary of their partners sex change, with their partner sitting on the couch behind them for everyone to stare at. These are the types of people that come to these events anon
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>>379074190
Congratulations, but you just said it yourself
>2011

The world has changed a lot in the past few years.
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>>379073987
Well, I suppose you do you, anon. Enjoy your cuckoldry. Ain't none of my business what you get off to, I guess.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ETUzY_RYhg
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>>379074330
Fair point, anon.
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>>379073484
OH MY!
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>>379066163
>>379066245
Can somebody fill me in what happened? I am behind the times with AGDQ.
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>>379073378
source?
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>>379074047

I promise you on anything, I don't care if you believe me. I was just a horny child back then looking for Sailor Moon porn and was tired of Dial-up Internet and gifs loading forever. then I stumbled on this site and now I became a horny manchild. I stopped caring. I've seen lots of shit, so much shit. Cracky-chan, that stupid April Fur's Day, Warchief Rend Niggerhand, Crackyfuckingpedia, the Tom Green Raids. I think it was 2009 when I finally realized that I'm not leaving this place until I die or it dies.

>>379074064

And obviously you should know they're not going to leave. Mods don't care, nobody cares, no one is gonna feel threatened by the moderation here because they can easily dodge.
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>>379074685
There is a link to the video in this thread.
lurk
moar.
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>>379074640
RUBBER
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>>379068380
This is the real winner. Nobody else can compare. The only thing that tones it down is the fact that apparently nobody in the room noticed it.
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>>379070827
Its not even drawn that well
>inb4 shad cant draw at all
I mean its like really bad, obviously made before he at least acquired a style to roll with.
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>>379067142
gaaayyy
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>>379070527
Good lord, have mercy!
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>>379074881
I really want to see it, but it's 404'd on newgrounds.

Anyone have a link?
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>>379070582
>it makes me pretty sad that cringe compilations are the only thing people want to see out of the speedrunning community.

Well if the biggest gathering of speedrunners wasn't helmed by a no-fun-allowed gook, people might be able to get something more out of it.
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>>379074772
Man that one sailor moon gif really was something special, wasnt it?
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>>379075079

Yeah, It was a sprite-like one like it came from a 90's visual novel. Hottest shit ever and didn't even move. Infinitely better than shitty porn art.
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>>379067930
Literally me.
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>>379074979
No time for fun, more time for money laundring!

>and here's a donation of 2000$ from anonymous... again!
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>>379070016
>rubbing insulation on someone
Fate worse than death desu
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>>379067796
What the fuck is up with normalfag memes like kappa and minions? Are normals so devoid of a proper humor-gland that they are unable to create funny memes?
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>>379075220
Dithering is magic
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>>379073676
>He fell for the (((college))) meme.
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>>379074785
DICK
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>>379066664
To be fair he handled it okay, the real cringe is in the fact that this happened at all.
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>>379075554
>he's literally still in high school and has no idea how the real world works
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>>379074929
I cant seem to find it anywhere but its really nothing special. Just looks like a generic westernized anime milf.
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>>379073138
assuming you're the OC drawer because you're getting so defensive:

draw my barbarian fucking your mommy
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>>379070016
Is that fucking fibreglass?
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>>379066245
The most cringeworthy thing was at the Nintendo World Championship when Cosmo fucked up so many simple wall jumps he decided he had to become a "woman"
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>>379070196
It depends. Some wrestling companies uses razer blades that they hide in their wrist band or the ref throws you a blade discretely and you rip your skull open at the right time. There are also blood capsules people sometime uses. I beleive the WWE banned blading years ago. Indie circuits like this dont give a fuck about using razor blades to cut yourself open.
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>>379075834
I'm not.
I don't think I'm capable of drawing something erotic.
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>>379075879
Do you think his failures triggered him to become trans?
>>
anyone have the link to the guy who is playing some moba, gets destroyed and proceeds to sperg out?

he picks up his chair at one point when his mom is in the room
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>>379069582
>"I'm going to kill all of you"
>awkward silence
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>>379075897
Like that stupid guy from that retardo-tron vid

>THIS IS REAL! THIS IS HARDCORE!! REEEEEEE!!!
>>
>>379074350
>>379074094
Fuck off.
Even my brother who dropped out of college had his own place before 25 and this was in 2015,
He's now doing college online.


Stop pretending you have it hard. You're just lazy.
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>Mike thought fumos were too distracting so he banned them
>but it's perfectly okay for someone for someone to start attention whoring in the middle of the run
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>>379067494
>>379069886
>Ywn be a stuck-up whore with this much self-entitlement.
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>>379068380
why did he do this? what possible reason was there for it? why did he think it was necessary to keep doing? why didn't he just walk away like a normal person?
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>>379076228
Where did your brother work, because I'm betting he was slaving away at some fast food place, where he complained about it every day.
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>>379076332
Literally autism
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>>379075968
Definitely
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>>379076419
He did a bunch of technical writing for a start up and now does IT for a different place
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>>379075968
I dont know about the NWC but losing his gf and his OoT WR definitely led to that.
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>>379076332
>LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!
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>>379072417
Confirmed for newfag.
>>
>>379076824
Sure he did. Sure he did.
>>
>>379075409
What's so bad about it?
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>>379072606
Came here with the Scientology newfags. Lurk moar.
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>>379076332
He is a huge autist and there was a projector there along with a large audience looking at it. He didnt know if it was okay to just cross so he spent a full minute hesitating before he awkwardly walked under it. Meanwhile some guy just walked in front of it and nobody cared.
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>>379066163
>some girl gets dragged along to a thing she doesn't understand
>asks person to stop what he's doing because she's telling an emotional story
>everyone makes fun of her forever because muh speedrunners aren't allowed to stop

Why is this a thing again? It's because it's a woman and you all hate girls, right?
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>>379076919
What does that even mean? You refuse to believe people can work and get a house? You're just making excuses for being lazy
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>>379067796
The shuttlebus one was actually funny though
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>>379077062
Nobody fucking cares about her story. Why would they stop and listen?
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>>379077062
>It's because it's a woman and you all hate girls, right?

That's only a small part of it.
>>
>>379070764

>Even trannies don't enjoy unwarranted attention.
>implying
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>>379072763
Not an argument :^)
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>>379077113
hire me or fuck off
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>>379066275
Vorpal narcissism is way more cringey than an autistic Kid.
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>>379074094
Fucking this
>Went to a job fair
>The corporation in question was some health insurance bullshit
>5 years of job experience and a college degree wasn't enough for a basic as fuck data entry position

Fuck this, I'll stick to getting paid to write porn then.
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>>379077062
>It's because it's a woman and you all hate girls, right?
Not even him but yes
>>
>>379076419
Another guy graduated in CS and was able to save uo, buy land, and is making his own estate.

So yeah, the money is there for those who want it. You don't want it
>>
>>379076965
Fiberglass insulation is made out of tiny strands of fiberglass that can get stuck in your skin. If you rub insulation on yourself it's like being with thousands of shards of glass and they're a complete bitch to get out of your skin so you can easily get infections. God help you if you breathe in those strands because they'll fuck up your lungs
>>
>>379077303
Kill yourself you lazy schmuck who feels entitled for a job because of a piece of paper
>>379077385
Lazy.
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>>379077219
>you will never be chibi
Feels good.
>>
>>379073550

This is 100% true, I've never understood how people fall for the "just picking up his bottle" excuse.

Even thought he did pick it up, why did he have to smash his face into her seat like that? Why was the bottled placed in a position where he couldn't pick it up normally?
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>>379067142
>hey guys look at my "girl"friend here :D
>btw she "used to" be a man :D that means she has a benis :DDD
>no homo :DD
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>>379077385
>Look for job online
>Every fast food company on the planet just puts every possible tag they can so no matter what you search all you get is burgerking
>Finally sift through all the shit and see a data entry job for some literally who company
>Pays minimum wage and literally requires a bachelors degree and 2 years experience
Do they put these up as a fucking joke or something?
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>>379077562
>Why was the bottled placed in a position where he couldn't pick it up normally?
It wasnt. He could have picked it up normally from where it was, look at the uncropped video. This confirms the sniff even harder.
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>>379067142

This is even more cringe if you imagine he never mentioned to his gf that he was going to out her to millions of viewers like that on camera.
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>>379075079
>>379075220
>>379075443
was that the one of the sailor moon girls scissoring?
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>>379077562
because you're overanalyzing it like an autist would. he simply put his bottle down in a spot he paid no more than a second of attention to, then looked for it and got it.

you guys are retarded and it amazes me how you always try to take the joke seriously, or too far like r*ddit.
>>
>>379077641
>Doing a Nursing degree
>Health industry in Orlando is massive
A-Am I gonna be okay?
I wanna be a cop.
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>>379077709

There we fucking go. Fuck, I think I'm gonna have a nostalgic fap.
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>>379077062
I hate anyone that takes the time to turn any topic into something about themselves.
Men do it too, and they are complete assholes.
But women tend to do it more often. Especially the ones that grew up with manipulative parents.
>>
>>379077062
Even a normie should know that someone playing a game as fast as possible isn't able to stop, she just wanted attention.
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>>379066245
That one guy announcing his tranny gf was worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys
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>>379067494
>the speedrunner's face when he realizes he has to clap
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>>379070420
She was telling the runner to stop running. It's pretty baffling, but not that surprising when you consider the community and the "women" that are apart of it.
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>>379077641
Nepotism is literally killing the economy
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>>379077973
The women aren't that bad, the transexuals are the obnoxious ones.
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>>379077545
Anon, I worked 2 jobs and went to college full time for about 3 years. For my last semester I was working 12 hour shifts at a warehouse then going to classes in the morning to pay for my inflated car insurance rates because of some cunt rear-ending my car.
How am I lazy?
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>>379066664
Seriously, what's she care? It's a weekend, he gets donations, he's not hurting anybody. She's just being a harpy
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>>379078035
>"""women"""
I agree, trannies are worse than either group.
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>>379068380
this is fucking hilarious
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>>379077776
You're gonna be okay for another decade or so until all the boomers start dying out.
Then hospitals are going to be over-filled at an even worse rate than they are now.
Pair that with the shortage of doctors, nurses and medical staff and well...things won't look too pretty for anyone by 2025
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>>379077385
What kind of porn do you write, anon?
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>>379069582
Look at all those apples
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>>379070582
>>379066330
I still watch it for the runs/background noise during the week it happens. But the social spectacle of watching a bunch of retards come in front of a camera, live, in front of hundreds of thousands of people is what gets the average person on a base level. Most people couldn't give a shit about the technical side of a run, they want to see their old favorites played in a unique an interesting way and they want to see people make asses of themselves.

And I think that's fine, really. Speedrunning itself will never become mainstream. It's just a shame that it's become so nofunallowed as a means of sterilizing the event so people aren't scared away from donating.
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>shadbase
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>>379078214
Mostly vanilla stuff, it is a hobby after all.
I've also been looking into writing comedy stuff and want to get a novel out sometime soon.
I get some pretty fucking weird commissions, and finally might set up a patreon for donations and stuff, no point in really making people pay for stuff unless they feel like it
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>>379078142
There's this one tranny that just refuses to fuck off from GDQs. Protomagicalgirl, or something.

I'm pretty sure "her" runs were all declined from AGDQ 2017 because of how badly "she" performed at SGDQ 2016. Instead they hogged the mic for a few hours each day and encouraged that "WAAAH" shit which managed to piss off a ton of runners and even got someone on the couch banned because of what he said in response.

I'm pretty sure the GDQ staff know he's a total parasite but can't exactly tell him to fuck off because it's bad PR.
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>>379078353
Those apples look weird.
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>>379066330
That's all that GDQs are good for the past few years.
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>>379078537
>because it's bad PR
LITERALLY all they have to do is say someone filed an anonymous complaint.
There, problem solved.
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>>379078525

Where could I start writing porn for money?
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>>379078525
Become a furry if you want to make a truckloads of money.
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Didnt shad get sued recently?
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>>379073915
Oldfag high five.
Came here off and on since 2004 but started making a habit of it around the site's 3rd birthday.

Made this and I'm amazed it never came true
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>>379078763
>cosmo
Damn it hurts knowing someone spent all their time on the internet and got convinced to go tranny because he didn't know better
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>>379066163
I have never finished watching that video, is too cringy.
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>>379078525
I've been thinking of selling my soul, recently. I have a novel I'm largely finished with, but I'm afraid that when I release it, it won't be spread around very well.

So give me some details, anon. Where do you write? How much do you make? Are you very well known?
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>>379078353
wait a second...
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>>379078487
It's kinda fucked up the community, though. Speedrunning streams before were places for social outcasts to shoot the shit and play games fast. I remember when I could go to Trihex's streams and actually talk to the dude because he hadn't blown up yet. He was super cool, but I don't really follow him any more(does he even stream now? I don't think he runs Yoshi's Island anymore).

AGDQ 2013 really "popularized" speedrunning. I say that in quotes because, as you said, it's a false sense of popularity. People either watch it at an entry-level (what you mentioned, where they watch just to see their favourite games be demolished), which isn't a bad thing, or watch to see cringey moments. The problem with the latter is that it's brought a lot of memelords to the community who only watch speedruns for some sort of "super cringey" moment that rarely happens.

It seems like the runners themselves are only interested in the hobby to make money at this point, too, again as a result of GDQs. Nothing wrong with that, we all need to make money, but I feel like a lot of people don't respect what the community used to be. There's also the fact that streaming culture is absolute shite, but that's a rant for another day.
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>>379067494
*breaks down crying*
>DU-DUDUDUDUUUUUU
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>>379078895
Well first I had to git gud at writing porn, and honestly it takes a long time.
But from there it's just taking requests. I started on /soc/, /b/ and /r9k/ when it first got revived, before all the underage fags showed up

But then /trash/ popped up and I met some people through discords and what not.
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>>379068841
>that black dude on the couch chuckling
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>>379078625
>>379079175
What is it?
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>>379078763
The audience was a mistake. I understand why they have them, but they shoulda at least kept summer games done quick as runners only and maybe their personal friends. They put on a better show when they're all at least acquaintances and get more dialog and fun rather than the cold "runs only" with the occasional audience applauding moment.
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>>379078763
SGDQ 2013 was one of the most enjoyable things I've ever seen. All it was was a group of autists playing old games fast, but every run had at least a few entertaining people that made watching the runs worthwile, even if they didn't talk (I've forgotten his name and I feel really bad about it, but I remember laughing super hard for no reason at the bald black dude who'd sit in the background of every goddamn run for the entire event. I think his name had "ice" in it).

Hard to believe it's been four years.
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>>379068902
was going to say this. the moderator sitting next to him fucking convulsed like jfk when that was thrown his way
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>>379079479
It's because more people kept going, so they had to put out more chairs. Eventually they just made the audience a thing.
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>>379067796
The shuttle bus thing was fucking good though. I almost got into an argument with this guy at work because he thought it was tasteless and cringy.

Those waluigi faggots were being faggots and he called them out for what they were.
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>>379079613
Yeah, like I said, I understand why, but it feels like just feeding a problem to keep increasing audience rather than limiting it.

Speaking of cringe, anyone posted Caleb's really forced proposal with the awkward silence and him going "Say yes".
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>>379077709
I downloaded this gif on a floppy disc on my dads computer. It was way back when windows had native gif support.
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>>379079843
no post it
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>>379073313
What would come of it? The man masturbates. He accidentally had his camera on. It's awkward but you can't really say he did anything wrong unless you wanna get into good christian values or something.
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>>379067280
>tfw they made porn
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>>379068457
Obviously his joke crashed and burned with no survivors, and he tried salvaging it with a team of 20 only to see them all get engulfed in the flames.

He should have known when to quit.
>>
>>379077813
>not doing going full retro and play Cobra Mission
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>>379070016
What is this and why is no one stopping them?
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>>379067280
Can someone spoonfeed me, or at least give a link? I don't get it.
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I remember watching an F-Zero GX that was really fun. All the guys on the couch were perfectly capable of acting like human beings, one of them was also a speedrunner for the same game.

Dudes gave a lot of insight into what they were doing and why it worked. Really made me want to see more god ones.

but the cringe ones are fun too
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>>379078353
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>>379080285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ

Now go be a fag somewhere else.
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>>379080371
ty buddy
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>>379080370
God, I love boobies.
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>>379079843
It was actually "SAY IT" but I like to see the OC that came out of it too because I haven't saved it yet

Searching for dead memes is a pain
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>>379080370
Don't fuck with us anon
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>>379078974
God I remember them talking about Chocolate Rain on G4. Why did I ever find Morgan Webb
hot?
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>>379066163
>that time /vg/ paid one of those guys to say "FUCKING NIGGER"
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>>379071938
MY
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>>379067246
Faggot taking drugs to LARP as a woman? I could be wrong but that would be my first guess.
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>>379072913
3:18 THE FUCKING DOG WHIMPERED TO STOP

MY SIDES ARE IN TEARS
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>>379080526
https://youtu.be/XcBbE3t6cLA
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>>379070016
Who enjoys watching this?
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>>379074094
I got a degree in computer science, I went to one career fair, spoke to three different people, gave my resume to two different people, and got a call for an interview less than a week later for an internship. I've been working there for 4 years, I had no prior experience, and I only had one summer job in my life.

Starting a career was easy as fuck for me, stop giving yourself excuses.
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>>379075246
You got moves, kid.
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>>379071729
Worlds best method actor
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>>379080526
>>379080737
Did he pay though?
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>>379070016
What the fuck? She beats her to a pulp and goes even further to smear fucking fiberglass into her wounds.
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>>379081112
Good man
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>>379072223
Is it weird that I want to fuck a mother whom is mine but not MY mom?
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>>379080819
Me.
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>>379081112
I SEE NIPPLES
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>>379068380
It's a prank you fucking idiots. He is doing the Crash Bandicoot idle animation. In reality this dudes not autistic at all.
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>>379081112
Oh yes.
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>>379081112
Thank you!
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>>379078537
Are you talking about the tranny lesbian?
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>>379073853
Me, too, fellow cancer.
Shit sucks.
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>>379081112
You're a hero, my dude.
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>>379081459
I don't know. They did a run of Pikmin and it was an absolute trainwreck
>>
speedrunning made me stop playing video games, whenever I see a game being played obsessively I realize I look like that

so thanks
>>
>become tranny
>get WR
>yay i'm the first female ever to get WR!
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>>379081112
Why is this so hard to find? Is it an edit? I found the artist but I can't still find that pic
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>>379069595
>he thought this was a more worthy entry than the winner
>he sent this to his brother whom he hasn't talked to for 20~ so he could vote for him in this childrens contest

If you ever feel shitty about yourself, at least you aren't... him.
>>
>>379081648
>Is it an edit?
Ye
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>>379073853
>>379081497
I thought I was the only one. Is there any way to fix this?
>>
>>379076224
Wrestling is a lot of pain and suffering for sure. It's a good way to ruin your back 20 years before retirement age. A lot of them are abusing the shit out of opiates.
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>>379081747
It's pretty good
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>>379066163

*blocks your path*
STOP SPEED RUNNING!
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>>379070554
>>379070770
>this is her now
M-muh...
>>
>>379068902
this
>>
>>379081887
*burns down churches*
*Murders someone*
*leeches off welfare*
STOP POSTING VARG
>>
>oh boy its another transgender rights thread on /v/
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>>379081112
post more
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>>379082002

NO!
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>>379082020
What the fuck are you on, this is a cringe thread. Though I guess your post qualifies as cringe.
>>
>>379077062
isnt the event a cancer fundraiser?
i mean inappropriate timing aside, doesn't it make sense for her to talk about it there?
>>
>>379079992
Lies!
>>
>>379069941
The best
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RylQGkoZpSE
>run was so good they had to unlist the video on youtube
>>
>>379066836
Okay wut is happening here
>>
>>379071674
Harley Quinn had a hard life.
>>
What is it about the speedrunning community that brings so much autism into it?
>>
>>379082363
what do you mean
>>
>>379079067
>Where do I write
Wherever I can honestly, there's a lot of people willing to look at this stuff. Especially /trash/ which is the bad part.
I'm not too well known, but I'm in the process of getting my name out there.
>How much do I make
Anywhere from $20 to $50 a commission, which isn't saying much but it's a good start, and honestly it's easy money for a hobby.
>I'm afraid my novel won't be spread around
You can put it in e-book format and get a lot of attention that way, Anon. And it's one hell of a lot cheaper than physical copies.
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>>379072301
I keep seeing people say this shit, but I keep seeing that everybody on the fucking internet posts here. SJWs, Alt-right, neo-nazis, Antifa, nerds, losers, jocks, chads. Why do you idiots think only one exclusive group comes here? This place isn't a secret club and it never fucking was.
>>
Does anyone else get sad/nostalgic at the Foam video more than cringe anymore?
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>>379082565
>ebook
Yeah, and I mean that's what I'm planning to do. Release it on Amazon, that sort of thing. Just afraid that since my name isn't very big it won't get very far.
Anyway, cool that you're making money. And yeah, /trash/ sounds like the kind of place this sort of thing would go down. It's like the only board on the site with a writefag thread for some reason
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>>379082363
>If I want to impersonate him I have to break my nose
I got to see this live and I was crying from laughing so hard, holy shit.
>>
Does anyone have that castlevania video where the dude was talking about bathing with his cousin and seeing a hot girl on the street?
>>
Reminder that Chibi's older brother (his only sibling) has been in prison for years for dealing drugs and the only time they see each other is when his mother drags him along for visits.

Reminder that Chibi's father died of cancer and his last words were asking Chibi to stop streaming and playing video games despite it being one of the few things he truly enjoys.

Reminder that Chibi's mother is an over-protective bitch that tries to prevent Chibi from moving out because she's afraid he'll turn out like his brother and Chibi loves her too much to defy her.
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>>379081219
So are these only "teenage girls get rekt by huge momas"
because I dont mind if it is
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>>379068457
>thats how i had to watch uh...incest porn
well that was the quickest close ive ever done
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>>379082721
Avoid the writefag threads at all costs.
That shit is concentrated autism.
Also good luck with the novel, Anon.
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>>379081273
Or maybe he's mimicking it since he's such a huge autist
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>>379082961
>>379082363
>white """Humor"""
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>>379066764
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>>379082695
I thought it was just me? You're not alone bro. These gurls are all old hags now just like you and me ;_;
>>
>>379083827

>seeing the poor video quality
>the xD omg randumb-ness of the time

>Realizing this was almost a decade ago

Make it stop...
>>
>>379078525
can you link some?

i love vanilla stuff
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>>379082695
Looking back on that video, THAT'S what we used to be upset about. Look at us now.
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>>379083101
Thank you.
And I'll steer clear. I only bring it up because it seems like it's very hard to spread your writing, sometimes.
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>>379083472
It wasn't just that joke.
The banter leading up to the Owen Wilson stuff that lasted for a full fucking hour was what made it.
Everything just came together so well.
>>379084039
I was a retard that didn't save my work when I first started writing, unfortunately I only started saving stuff when I got lots of weird commissions. To top it off my laptop with most of my stuff on it died. All the /ss/, light femdom and orgasm denial stuff I wrote didn't get saved or got wiped
Sorry mate.
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>>379070680
>)
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>>379068000
this livid
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>>379079992
How do you know?
>>
>>379075593

Yeah, she's literally having an argument for the sake of having an argument. He may be a basement dweller, but that NPD cunt is literally gnashing her teeth when she isn't getting her way.
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>>379067494
>crying over her own personal life during a speed run
>sound effects intensify
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