This is one of the worst games I have EVER played in my life.

>>379062425
play the other ones, they're worse

>>379062425
Tara Platt was hilarious in it.

>>379062425
>muh yoko taro

>>379062425
Have you played the other games?

Only a game for the Playstation can bet his horrible and yet this well known.

I don't know what's going on with reviewers and Sony fans but they for some reason have generally lower standards than Nintendo fans and also PC fats.

Sony children always told me how unlucky I am for only having a GameCube, only knowing Tales of Symphonia; Baten Kaitos, Skies of Arcadia and so on when there so much better JRPGs on PS2 like Persona, FInal Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Kingdom Hearts.

Then I downloaded PCSX2 one day, played all those games, and they were all fucking trash. All of them. Even Shadow of the Colossus (I know, not a JRPG). FUCKING 1/10 trash. Absolutely terrible in almost every single way. Yes, even DQ with its random ancounters, shit characters, shit story, generic music and Dragon Ball characters, and this terrible combat and saving that takes longer than the whole session you play.

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I can't. I'm disgusted wth how bitterly and cynically Four was treated.

I can't really defend Taro in general though. He's like the Urobutcher of vidya.

The music is fucking sex
Also the intoner singing transitioning into their boss music still makes my weiner hard to this day

>inb4 its just 2deep4u, ur just casual, etc

>>379062425
>This is one of the worst games I have EVER played in my life

either you haven't played many games or you're under the age of 10.

>>379062425
You ignorant pleb. Your just to stupid to understand the deep complexities of Taro's games. They're SUPPOSED to be bad.

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>>379062425
>Yoko Taro game

It's bad because it's supposed to be bad, that makes it the best game ever.

It has the worst final boss fight of all time and what makes it worse they rehashed the first one and made it 100 times more tedious and plain bullshit

even /our fuggboii/ clemps didn't like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM4rez0DnSk

>>379062425
>preaching to the choir
Thank you for your amazing insights anon. Be sure to keep the door clean on your way out now.

The final boss fight was fun. I enjoyed all 10 hours of it. The rest of the game was and ran like garbage, though.

>>379062425
Zero is an extremely refreshing and entertaining protag. I like her in-your-face attitude.
the plot activates my almonds and the gameplay shpongles my funbones
the origin of the Angel Mother was a terrific revelation
and the whole thing where each intoner sings/screams a single note which distorts and splits and stutters into their boss theme is pure sex which reinforces the whole concept of songs that can rewrite reality that the whole D+N setting is built upon

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>>379062425
>it's supposed to be bad!

>>379062425
with my words and deeds

>>379064010
Shut the fuck up cuck, the fight was trash

>intentionally hiding the camera away from the player several times
>going black screen then have characters talk over the fight purposely not making you hear the beat properly

>30 mother fucking minutes

It's okay. Only thing that makes ot really bad is the framerate.

I was considering getting it. Is it the B grade hack and slash with a shitty frame rate that I think it is?

>>379064187
I do agree. Also, the final boss, I am certain, nearly killed me. My heart was going dangerously fast when I finally beat it.

>>379064693
It is. Only pick it up if you give a shit about the Drakengard franchise.

Why is it so expensive?

>>379064010
who gives a shit about narrative bullshit if the game is bad.

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>>379063042
This. Taro even went so far to unoptimize the game so well that it runs at 15 fps tops for max suffering. The dude is a literary genius.

>>379062425
Post her feet

>>379065228
Fans of the franchise, fool.

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>>379062425
I can't.
It's terrible and easily the worst Taro game.

>>379062425
You are just too pleb to understand Taro's genius.

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It honestly wasn't as bad as everyone tries to make it out to be. It's almost like people who think it's one of the worst games ever, hasn't played very many games and only started playing games with the 360/PS3. Generally, if a game is fucking awful, I'll drop it easily. I played Drakengard 3 and didn't even really think to drop it once for being awful. I did with Drakengard 1 though but after a few years, I went back and trudged through it.

>>379063042
>>379065392
I was being sarcastic.

>>379065738
Honestly I'd say Nier and Automata ARE actual works of video game genius.
What's so different that the Nier games are good and the Drakengard games are bad? Is someone else responsible for Nier being so good?

It good but it also shit

Welcome to Taro

>>379063742

First one is simon, second one is a rhythm game

>>379062883
Four is literally Hitler tho

>>379066694

Budget and team

Taro is not a gameplay designer outside of being a pretty good idea guy. If you play DoD, it's for the narrative/characters, not even fans are going to defend the gameplay.

This game had some really cool ideas and visuals but when the game part starts it's such terrible shite.

Worse than Drakengard 1 even. At least the dragon combat in that was pretty alright

>>379062425

It killed my original PS3 fat.

>>379062425
As >>379068410 said, the game is pretty bad and is one of the worst Taro games. But if it's the worst game you EVER played -- you didn't really play that many games, did you.

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>>379068302
Elves are literally shit in Drakengard. Just like the Jews in our world.

>>379068651

Arioch was apparently just a normal housewife until the CRAZY took hold

Four should genocide fairies instead. They're all bastards.

It'd be about 3 points better if the framerate wasn't one of the worst in any game ever.

>>379062425
Loved that game. Your loss, OP.

That end of route A boss was some serious horseshit. Worse even than the final song

Its gameplay left it mediocre or barely subpar.

There's fun to be had but a lot of it can feel like a slog.

But then the shit framerate makes that all much worse.

It feels like they put their Junior developers on it, or gave some bizarre technical restriction. There's no reason for a game so barebones looking to run so poorly.

>>379069734
It's fucking Access Games. It's all junior developers.

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sometimes I turn on the PS3 and play through Zero's flashback and the final song

>>379062425
You don't. Drakengard games are bad and should only be played for the story.

>>379062425
About to do Branch D. I've enjoyed it so far even when it makes me angry

>>379065018
If you want to play it so badly, just pay the $35. At least it's not $60

>>379062541
>>379062824
>tfw played drakengard 3 first but the frame rate was so fucking bad i quit, then played AND finished drakengard 1

>>379066694

Drakengard is the weird, experimental series. Nier solidifies lessons the devs learned in making Drakengard games and rolls them into a complete package that's more appealing to the mass market.

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>>379070524

Post your reactions to the Final Song here. I want to read them. Even in this very thread (>>379064187) the tears are just as delicious as they were on launch day.

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>>379062425
Gameplay was fun enough but the dogshit framerate was completely inexcusable. I've tolerated poor framerates in otherwise good games but just... fucking hell. Never finished it.

>>379068349
This, some people often forget that he's a director.

>>379062425
>Yoko Taro
Drakengard retards never learn, Yoko Taro has only made 2 good games:
- NieR
- NieR:Automata

>>379072689
I should just wait for a PC port at this point, shouldn't I?

>>379072790
fuck off

>>379064187
>actually bothering to beat the last boss
>not realizing taro got you, having a laugh with him, then looking up the ending on youtube like yoko intended
you got trolled

>>379062425
Go to bed, Dayo

>>379070335
>should only be played for the story.
And you can't even really do that because the writing is trash. But I guess that's on purpose because it's ironic or whatever and that's metadeep. If you can't write a good story, pretend that writing a bad one is deep.

>>379065228
I've played far worse musou's

>>379072959
>pc release for ps3 exclusive

Eh, read a plot synopsis and play a musou game instead.

This game got audible laughs from me from start to finish.

NIER 1 PS3 went up in jew prices, is the dialogue just as funny as in Drakengard 3?

>>379072959
>expecting a PC port
are you fucking delusional

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Mikhael is cute. CUTE!

>>379073476
not quite. NieR has way more somber moments

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCIU0nnoa7I

>>379072974
No, you fuck off,.
>muh drakengard
Fuck drakengard and fuck you. NieR is superior to shittengard.

>>379062425
>OP didnt beat the last boss

As expected another casual.

>>379073656
Update yourself, since automata sold well square has "aggressive plans" for the the "western" pc fanbase.

>>379073867
>NieR is superior
>has no giant baby hard vore

>>379073910
>Porting DoD 3 and not NieR

I'd say the chances of a NieR port are also slim

>>379074236
NieR remake by platinum would be pretty cool but it would really gain it many more fans. As Automata showed us, most people would be attracted by the Platinum label hate action rpg games that don't have "Souls" in their title.

>>379074358
>wouldn't

>>379074358
I'd rather not have the shitty fanbase Automata attracted leak over onto NieR, but that remake would be heavenly

>>379073394
iirc Taro doesn't write stories to be "deep", just entertaining. Unfortunately I like them so I get to suffer. Get out while you can.

>>379062912
>Also the intoner singing transitioning into their boss music still makes my weiner hard to this day
I checked on Youtube about this, this is truly amazing.

>>379074236
>not NieR
Did I say that? I was talking about both obviously, first NieR and then DoD3. Ports are fucking cheap, the fanbase is already there and the DoD series is basically dead. They can only get some money from that without losing anything.
>I'd say the chances of a NieR port are also slim
After that "aggressive plan" statement I'd say it's almost certain, it's not like it can mean many things.
>>379074358
A remake is literally impossible, though.

>>379062854
There's more than one game in each of those series.

Can't list what he didn't like about those games; probably hated them due to the fact that they aged badly.

>>379062425
Even most Taro fanboys will still admit the Drakenguard games are bad.

>>379070757
It's $20 at gamestop

No one plays these games for the gameplay.

>>379073476
There's a lot of really good banter in Nier, but the tone is usually a lot more serious. The lighthearted funny parts just make the serious stuff hit harder when everything starts going wrong.

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>>379074358
>most people would be attracted by the Platinum label hate action rpg games that don't have "Souls" in their title

Nigga what? Automata was the first Taro game to be well received by the general public (in the west).

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>tfw Zero's dialog is the best part because of how over the top it is
>Apparently it was butchered by localization for her to act like that
>Game itself doesn't interest me that much
>Its also part of a bigger story anyways

Well I'm a faggot I guess