sorry the switch is sold out come back another day

I live in bongistan, I can walk up to the nearest game store and buy one anytime I want. But I'm waiting for more games. I don't know why anyone wouldn't at least hold off on buying one when E3 is so close.

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>>379058059

bitch i already got one
CFW/Xeno2 when?

>>379058204
>But I'm waiting for more games.
I'm not, I'm waiting until it's cheap. Even if there's only like one game worth playing that isn't on other platforms if it goes wiiu bargain bin then I'll get one

>>379058059
I'm not here for the switch

>>379058059
that seems like a nice job to have

But you're just a kid

>>379058059
Can I play Splatoon with you ?

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>>379058059
GIVE ME THE MONEY OR I SHOOT

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>>379058959
this

>>379058059
Is this a parody of Bioshock dog?

>>379058059
Fuck off squid kid where is the dog?

>>379058059
It clearly says tabaco on the top why would you have switches on sales you silly squid

>>379058059
Squids nor kids can sell cigarettes.

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Is this a meme? When I was shopping for a TV I went to 3 different Electronic Stores and they all had at least 10 Switchs piling up.

I live in a University Town full of manchildren as well.

I want to facefuck that squid.

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That's OK, I already have one. Do you have any Switch games, though?

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>>379058959

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Would you like to buy this Magazine instead? It has nice illustrations!

>>379059690
In Japan it is. Odds of getting killed in a robbery are extremely low. Worst you'll have to deal with are punk kids.

>>379061135
>I live in a University Town
lol

>>379061521
>Expected hot loli action.
>Got vomit fetish shit.

Switch threads are easily the most obnoxious discussion topics on /v/ next to anything Sony related

come to think of it, this board is just filled with angry sadistic children who don't want to talk about anything. they just want to make other people feel bad and make themselves feel good about loyalty to companies and brands like a good consumer whore.


Coming to the board this morning has not done anything nice for my mood or blood pressure. Fuck you all.

>>379058204
whats your excuse not to scalp it, then, you filthy, weasely anglo scum

>>379062036
why not you fucking off ?

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>Be me
>Be europoor
>Switches everywhere
>400€ each so can't even scalp them and sell to nips or burgers
Why

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>>379061510

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arf

pisses me off so badly

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>>379061521
>this doujin

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>>379061939
nothing wrong with that

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>>379061521
>>379061939
>>379062689
At least the sequel has a cute brown squid

>>379058059
Would a little store even have a switch?

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The only way to buy a Switch in burgerland is to give in to scalpers.
I hate this awful country

>>379061135
>Sold out on every website
>YEAH BUT NOT IN MY IMAGINARY TOWN

>>379061780
One of many advantages of a non-multicultural, homogeneous society.

>>379065023
>profit of just barely $100 per unit
>when most people can make that in a day or two working even the most shit tier job
One of these days I hope people stop being desperate and stupid, and scalpers just get fucked

>>379065023
I literally just bought one like two weeks ago from Gamestop. They had bundles you could order on their site.

>>379058059
>Listening to /v/ instead of following your heart

Your own fault.

>>379065023
I grew up in Clinton township. Definitely a nest of shitters.

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>>379065023
>check istock
>east coast has a bunch of pings all over the place for the switch
>meanwhile its barren as fuck over here in the west coast

>>379058059

why is that squid girl managing a cigarette store? is she even 20 herself?

>>379065770
Ann Arbor fag here, as bad as it is here I'd hate to live anywhere else in the metro detroit area. I feel for you.

>>379065641
The red and blue MK8 one? I can't stand the mis-matched colors. I guess Walmart had the gray Zelda bundle a few days ago but it both went up and sold out while I was at the gym.

>>379065587
What? $100 profit for less than two hours of work?

>>379066730
>two hours of work

right

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"It's a good thing they called it a Switch!"

"Why's that?"

"So when you know how bad it is you should Switch it off! D-oh hohoho!"

>>379067416
No wonder that meme died
That was horrible

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>>379067416
You....tried?

>>379058204
be careful for those truck of peace

>>379065587
I dunno, if you have the budgeting for it, that's 500 easy for virtually for the five collective hours it takes to go to the post every time.

Though flipping Samsung phones by repairing them give you 100 a hour, it's just really boring and can lead to 80 bucks down the drain if you botch it.

Why do they call it the Switch? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and switch to a better console.

>>379068702
upvoted!

>>379067416
YOU MAKE THE SWITCH
How is that a hard punchline to deliver?

>>379062326
hello do you have bioshook infinite

>>379068702
>turn 360
>you see the Switch again

>>379062281
I want to HUG that snail.

>>379069820
shes a ghost you sick fuck

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>>379069762

>>379069905
Wake up dog !! I need my Bioshack!

>>379062858
I love this artist's art but hate the content

>>379067416
That was a disgrace to Statler and Waldorf, man.