What's the videogame equivalent of a nice pint of Guinness?

Bad Rats.

>>379046191
revolution 60

>>379046191
I was raised Muslim and never had beer. Can somebody please explain what's appealing about it? It looks nasty compared to a nice soda.

>>379046398
IT IS NOT SODA

>>379046398
It tastes good, amazing isn't it.

>>379046191
Resident Evil 2

>>379046398
Its what people drink when they think about committing suicide bombings.

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>>379046191
>drinking the liquid jew

>not being iron pilled

>>379046398
LONDON
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>>379046398
I've had a few beers and I still don't get why people like beer that much

>>379046524
>>379046681
>>>/pol/

>>379046191
Souls games.

Very satisfying, simple yet deep enough to be engaging, doesn't require much investment to enjoy, but it's also not for everybody.

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>>379046398
It' hard to ever explain the joy of a nice roasty stout or the clean crisp refreshment of a Weißbier. If you want to compare it to soda you are already lost. get fukt

>>379046723
Drink a beer
Now drink a vodka

The goal is to get a bit buzzed

Which is nicer.

Obviously if alcohol tasted like Dr. Peper and didn't give you brutal hangovers from sugar we'd all drink that.

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>>379046803
Cry more fucko

>>379046191
I always thought this would taste like creamy chocolate as a kid.

>>379046398
Because it gets you drunk. Also not as harsh and damaging as straight liquor.

It's really great for when you need to supress urges to behead and bomb innocent people, not that you'd know anything about that.

>>379046723
you've probably had piss like bud or any industrial lager
beer isn't just "beer", there are dark beers, fruity beers, sour beers, bitter beers, smoked beers, there are hundreds of different tastes in beers

>>379047083
>>>/pol/

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>>379047178
Learn to take a joke you black box compass

>>379046723
>I don't like beer
Isn't a thing, It literally means
>I've only drunk the typical corner shop inventory beer like coors, bud and stella

The beer world is even more varied than the whiskey world. "I don't like beer" means you haven't found one that you do like because you've only drank piss thusfar

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Guinness taste like brown water
I dont know any games that taste like bron water

>>379047357
we can't handle jokes anymore here on the internet, please think about what you're typing before hitting send. feelings are being hurt.

>>379047142
which are not what people usually drink, yeah, I know that there is a huge difference between good beer and regular beer, but what people are constantly drinking is the low quality one, and I really don't get it if they aren't trying to get drunk.

>>379047532
beer amateurs don't get it either

>>379046191
Not video games

>>379046398

You get drunk slowly, i suggest that you prove the black one first, it's more suave in the bitter sensation and stronger in the flavor

Is still a mystery for me why yellow beer is more popular

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I'm Irish and I hate Guinness

>>379047480
Fallout 3?

>Having to posture about the manliness of beer in order to feel superior to those who don't care for it are

>>379046681
Kek

>>379047736
Only Plastic Paddies give a fuck about Guinness.
Me, as a man of taste, prefer to drink Bulmers

>>379047736
Then you're not irish.

You probably love big asses and hate potatos aswell. Faker.

>>379047532
Because most people are cheap cunts with shit taste. Why do people play bad games? Why do people listen to shit music? That's why shit beer is successful.

>>379046191
Nintendo Switch games, just like one and you will get it

>>379047915
Cheap beer can be good too. Heineken is good. Budweiser isn't bad.

Don't be a beer snob.

>>379047736
Guinness is the bud of dark beers

San Miguel is better

>>379047854
>Bulmers
hahahahahahahahahaha

>>379046398
Imagine a glass full of syrup, that tastes like medicine.

>>379048336
>The dearest of the shit beer.

Might aswell go for desperado or peroni

>>379048108
Budweiser is fucking dishwater. It's the weakest milquetoast pissy beer I've ever had.

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> had 9 pints one night
> mfw those fucking endless shits the next day

>>379049209
What do you drink anon?

>>379046191
That one game by the goblin that thinks itself a woman
Guinness is shit

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>falling for the peer-pressure jew
Red Pilled And Straight Edge Master Race.

>>379046191
I don't know, what's something good but ultimately nothing special?

>>379047382
I dunno. If you're opposed to bitter flavor profiles you'd be hard pretty hard pressed to find something. I suppose some sours could work though.

>>379046681
lol

>>379046191
civ 5

>>379046398
It helps get you relaxed, destressed and more social.

>>379049324
weissbier