Meanwhile, in the r/v/...

Did anyone else bring their Vita?

>>379043506
Is Half Life 3 out yet?

>>379043506
Bro can we stop at the next McDonald's? I need to check and see if there's any new sales on steam.

YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT

>>379044967
dont you have data on your phone you fucking poorfag?

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Where is the road trip bus?
I'm waiting for 3 weeks.

OKAY WHO FORGOT TO EMPTY THEIR PISS BOTTLE?

>>379045514
You need reception for data moron

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ALLAHU AKBAR

hackers on steroids

JESSE, WE HAVE TO COOK.

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>>379046149
Let's take a ship instead.[spoiler/]

Where are we going?

I get the top bunk. All of them.

>>379046521
I-I prefer being on the bottom anyways anon...

>>379046367
that image is literally making me nauseous

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Robin keeps FUCKING hogging the Zelda games.

>>379046480
E3 BAYBEEE

>>379046521
I'll sleep on top of you then

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>>379046991
Man, back then even the popular/preppy girls had emo haircuts. Those were the days...

>>379043506
Guys, I forgot I bought three king size peanut butter Twix bars. Who wants a hunk? Are we going to the drive in to play Super Metroid?

>>379043506
Snake bit me in the dick, venom is still there

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>>379044967
Nah, last time I went to one I didn't even have time to eat fries.

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>>379046367
fuck

>>379048129
You had gas the whole time you stupid fuck
Didn't even get me the fries i wanted faggot

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>>379043506

>>379046131
>having a shitty provider
I've got service anon.

>>379045442
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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>>379043506
W-We're out of baja blast and d-doritos. C-Can someone come with me to d-do groceries?

Guys, I have great news! You all have inoperable cancer.

>>379049459
Oh thank god

When I was younger my dad drive his RV everywhere. Had a small tv with the N64 and PSX set up so I could play games any time. I remember picking up a fresh copy of Majora's Mask and excitedly playing it on the way home. The road trips were fun too I guess.

>>379046367
>not a rocket to E3
Fucking plebs.

>>379049271
Get me some beer whilst you're at it, manslut.

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>>379049652
i need this

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>>379049805
R-Rude!

>>379049271
Sure, where to?

>>379049459
Take me so sweet grave

>>379048073
Want me to chop it off for you anon? ;)

>>379050259
no way

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>be euro/v/
>go on road trip
>at end of country in 2 hours
LITERALLY CANT MAKE THAT SHIT UP

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>>379050352
That'd be most of EU, not Europe.

>>379043506
YO WHO SPILLED THE DRINKS? WHICH OF YOU FAGS WAS IT!?

>>379050352
That sounds mad.

Straya /v/ is just driving past about 40 pubs.

>>379050091
I'll treat you to some dick afterwards, you slut.

>>379046991
And Robin is just like /v/, [spoilers] Tries to hard to look funny, want people to see him as a serious and deep adult (movie) but is to ridiculous for it and deep dowm just wants to be dead [/spoiler]

>>379051596
And doesn't know how to ctrl + s? Maybe that's why he killed himself.

>>379051056
What about the driver?

>>379051647
What about him?

>>379051747
Can he drink at the pubs?

>>379051647
Everyone has that one faggot mate that doesn't drink, he can drive.

>>379043506
False, /v/ would never travel in an RV that wasn't kitted out to look like the Hot Wheels RV.

>>379051904
Err, I mean Micro Machines RV.

>>379043506
It smells.

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>>379051248
R-Really? No, I wouldn't b-be interested in that anyways

Where's Gwen?

>>379047248
>england shirt
She's probably dead by now.

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It's not too late, fags

the boat kinda sank

>>379052064
why is her vag so big?

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>he doesnt live in a tiny house

>>379047116
:3

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I want to suck off the driver to keep him happy

>>379052291
>living in a cuckshed

>>379052115
>england shirt

>>379052064
>>379052372
no gaymers please

>>379052291
>he doesn't live in a big house
Poor faggots are finding a lot of excuses, aren't they.

>>379043506
goddamnit I'm so sick of MK8 with you fucking assholes why couldn't we wait for Arms to come out before we took this shitty roadtrip?

>>379052462
the hell you gonna do with all that space, that's just more room for the ghosts

>>379052640
This niggas got it right, a big house by yourself if just asking to be haunted.

>>379052291
the only reason these even exist is because poorfags found a loophole in property tax laws so they could buy a cheap ass glorified shed and live rent free

>Look over and Nintendofag playing Mario on his 3DS
>BING BING WAHOO *1-UP noise* fill the r/v/
>Look over at Sonyfag playing Crash on his Vita
>SLURP SLURP *TNT countdown* CHA-CHING! WOAH! *spin* fill the r/v/
>Look over at Xboxfag
>He was tossed out of the r/v/ half an hour ago and no one noticed

/v/acations are the best

>>379052685
And? That sounds great. Or do you enjoy paying the property Jew

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is there a topic that CAN'T go gay on /v/?

I'm considering being one of those cunts that drive around the US in their RV's all summer and taking refuge in Florida by the time Winter comes around.
Anyone have any buying tips for these things?

>>379052640
>the hell you gonna do with all that space
You know, family, friends, dogs, activities.

How the fuck are you going to have people over to do LAN parties and sex parties with a house like a student room?

>>379052775
>yellow
That's not healthy.

So when do we drive this over on the infidels, Achkmed?

>>379052775

Oh hey, it's the poop guy.

>>379052848
Because I'm not looking to have gay orgies sempai

>>379052769
my tv and couch couldn't fit in it

>>379052848
yeah enjoy offering them all up to the lord of the manors poltergeist when your room full of dogs digs up his cursed bones

>>379052848

and 99.5% of your life is spent at your pc pounding off to hentai and shitposting on /v/

>>379052849
>That's not healthy.
Actually, there is kind of a wide spectrum of sperm color. A lot of people do not have pure white but more like cream or cheese white, almost yellowish.

It's depending to the metabolism, if you ejaculated recently (oxidation makes your sperm more yellow), what you eat, and all that.

>>379052879
After we get the signal from the president of the united states, Punjab.

>>379052965
>and 99.5% of your life is spent at your pc pounding off to hentai and shitposting on /v/
Correct, but thanks to my big house, I can do something else if I choose to.

Also, who the fuck will go to the toilet in a house so small that someone is literally 20 centimeters away on the other side of the wall?

I don't want to hear my wife poop.

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>>379050509
I-it was an accident, but I can buy more at the next stop!

>>379053069
>I don't want to hear my wife poop.

Then you don't really love her

>>379053235
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>379052995
Good, Achkmed. Make sure we leave those fake IDs when we make our escape. If else goes wrong, it will not. We sure to have those 72 Virgins anyway.

>>379053235
Don't get the cheap choccy milk cunt

>>379043506
...raping complementary 11 olds

i hid poop in the rv :)

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>>379053502

>>379048870
What's this from?

WHO'S DRIVING

>>379048870
Edgy and gay

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>>379053827
It's always the same driver every year fag.

We might as well get it right after the travesty that was the boat

>>379054468
Thanks Doc

Just stocked up on celery and refilled the water boys hope you're ready for some snacks

Does anyone have flaming hot cheetos?

>>379055101
Did you get peanut butter?

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>>379055778
No, fatso.

>>379052064
Get that egg out of your panties.

>>379053238
>Then you don't really love her
Nah mate, I don't mind helping her if she's sick or something, I lick booty and I do anal, but I am also a visualization guy, I don't want to hear every small sound her asshole makes when she poops and seeing the shit coming out inch by inch in my mind.

She often goes to our second bathroom that is further away from where I am anyway, she wouldn't be comfortable doing it right next to me.

Do you think there'll be girls this year?

>>379055997
Get ready for a divorce

TRAVELING IN A FRIED OUT COMBIE

>>379056045
>girls

Fuck off faggot

>>379056103
>Get ready for a divorce
Maybe one day.
Until then, we're very happy together and play lots of games both on PC and in the bed

>>379056045
Yes, there will be boys (girls).

>>379053235
wtf is that? Its too reddish to be chocolate.

>>379056892
100% worcestershire