Dumb vidya weapons.

>>379038014

>not knowing about Chinese bench martial arts technique

Leave Liu Shan alone.

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This eyesore is one of the strongest weapons you have access to during the game...

>>379038014
>he has never had a fucking bench to the face
Wew lad

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Going straight for the nuclear option

>>379038014
>carries a bench as a weapon
>wears a smug smile
You'll never have this much confidence using furniture against bladed weapons.

>>379038014
>not knowing of chinese magic bench powers.

Look at this man.

look at that smug look.

hes about to sit you the fuck down.

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Yup.

>>379038014
You've obviously never watched a Jackie Chan movie.

>>379038014
One of those chinks can fire beams of destruction out of a fan. Do not question them, also wu best faction.

>>379038014
FUCK YOU !!! CHAIRS ARE FUCKING AWESOME WEAPONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pLhcsgLEM8

>implying
come on son, he is channeling his Jackie

He don't want no treble

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>>379039504

please do not call my waifu a chink :(

>>379038014
Can I get footage of this madman in game? I'm curious.

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>>379038601
Liu Shan was a little bitch nigga who needed Zhuge Liang to bail him out every single time the imperial court took his lunch money. And he'd always do it when Zhuge Liang was just about to bench press Sima Yi.

Liu Bei was right to thrown him on the ground as a baby.

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>>379039504
>Wu
"Muh family"
"This expression indicates Wu's confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with something they cannot understand or respond to, Wufags will mumble, 'but what about the Sun family?' or 'But what have you done for me and my family lately, muthafucka?' This is usually followed by badgering you about Sun Shang Xiang being their waifu or dropping a boulder on top of an old man's head in a narrow pass."

>>379039597
best thing about chairs as weapons is if the police come you can just sit on it and say you where just watching