>An ancient evil awakens
I wish I was a fat bird.
*blocks your path*
angry birds thread?
>A modern hero goes to sleep
Ah, CLASSIC memes :)
birds are smelly and gay
>>379015753
t. stinky cat
>Your mentor wasn't evil, he was actually being manipulated by a true evil character after using some dark magic to try to get bull shit JRPG chosen one powers like you and your friends did which let you instantly outclass him despite his years of training, so he could still look out for your party and protect people from the new threats that have appeared.
>>379014587
>An ancient evil awakens
>>379014587
name 300 games where this happens
>>379014587
>An ancient evil rolls over in its sleep
>When it wakes up, the world is over
>it's a pineapple with a beak, but the badass song makes it look quite menacing as hell
>>379015753
Incorrect!