>dad walks in What do?

>>379013940

Play as if he isn't watching anyway.

>at least he's not gay

>>379014038
>Playing weebshit
>Doesn't get laid
Nope, full on fag.

>>379013940
>"Dad where have you been the rest of my life"

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>Playing Valkyria Chronicles
>Dad walks in
>One of my female soldiers kills an enemy
>Triggers her cutesy celebration pose
>Dad: "This is kinda queer isn't it, son?"

>>379016143
God what a fucking embarassing faggot you are.

>>379016143
He's not wrong.

There's plenty of good world war games out there and you play the shitty weeb fapbait ones.

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>>379016301
I've actually got a great relationship with my dad.

We both love the same football teams, graduated from the same college, love going to the same restaurants. He's very proud of me.

If it wasn't for all the overly cutesy anime shit it's probably the exact type of game my dad would love. Replace the visuals with real world WW2 visuals and I'd probably never get him off it.

>>379013940
Literally changed the channel when my mom walked in while I was betting on catfights in Yakuza 0 tfw no matter who you bet on RNG still fucks you

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>dad walks in: Electric Boogoloo

Also fuck this RNG piece of shit minigame. Why do the CPU need to win so goddamn bad that they get all the rainbow damages?

>>379013940
I played this with my gf watching, it was some funny shit

>Tfw my dad watched anime with me and play Pokemon with me as a kid
>20 years later and we still sometimes watch some classic anime together from time to time like Detective Conan

>be me
>playing soulcalibur
>making a custom creation
>always strip down the default character to underwear so I can start off with a blank slate
>make a black character for humorous purposes
>give him silly attire because it's funny
>dad walks in
>sees a super buff black man wearing nothing but a pink thong and a horse mask
>"Well that's super gay"

>>379017121
That one isn't too bad or I'm just lucky as I won 7 in a row by picking the white bitch.

Mahjong on the other hand is bullshit.

>>379017121
>tfw bet on the Chun-Li looking one because her odds are great for good cash
>tfw always win the first round but always lose the next

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>>379013940
>HOLY SHIT ITS A SKELETON

>>379017121
I finally figured out how to win this.

Always pick Jennifer
Pick the attack that will lose to the enemies weakest attack. Prioritize this one.
If you win the attack, switch to a different attack that won't lose if the enemy attacks twice.
The enemy will usually use one attack a lot, one attack sometimes, and once attack very rarely if not at all. Notice his early and use it to your advantage.
If you get a rainbow attack, don't skip the cutscenes as you will miss out on bonus damage.
When button mashing, use your middle finger and tap directly from above. Keep in mind that if you have more HP than the enemy, you will almost always lose the button mash no matter how fast you tap.
good luck

>Brought me to arcades all the time as a kid
>Showed me old OVA anime he owned on VHS
>Still get together with him for new games and weebshit sometimes
Dad is a bro.

>>379018335
sounds comfy. you remember the name of the anime?

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>>379013940
I tell him
ASS & TITTIES
ASS & TITTIES
ASS & TITTIES & BIG BOOTY BITCHES

>>379018382
There were tons. The most distinct I remember was Gunsmith Cats

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>People actually play infront of their parents
>Not keeping a certain image while in their house

Why people do this, I don't even know. My dad would be fucking pissed at me playing these games and he would be right

Hibiki best cabaret girl

>>379016143
>Be me, in actual war
>Make actual friends with a comrade who was actually named Mercedes
>Nigga is a massive black weeb, even after marine training
>He chants baby metal while we are disarming IEDs in Iraq
>One day we hide on a hill side overnight, thinking rag heads would cross the valley
>instead they cross over us, none of them notice a dozen marines
>as soon as they walk away Mercades opens up on them, shooting them in the back
>when those white robes turn red, he turns to me and does the Haruhi dance
>these days he works for NOA

>>379020630
Good work. A few less muslims blowing up in europe.

>>379020630
he looks like a pretty good bro!

>>379020630
>He chants baby metal while we are disarming IEDs in Iraq

What a cool ass nigga.

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>tfw can't even do the first punch out challenge for Kiryu

I blame the camera angles but fuck man it irritates me that I can't even beat the first fucking guy

>>379022552
Don't feel too bad, its shitty that one mistake means you lose. The camera angle sucks too.

>>379022552
>the first guy

just wait till you get to the third one

>>379022552
you can win by just running away from him.
the hard part is the one where your opponent has a katana, but you can just spam X every time he starts his swing.

>>379020630
the military is not what everyone thinks it is
I'm a marine and I know a girl who goes to anime cons and shit all the time, and one of my buddies loves vidya that isn't your basic CoD shit and watches a ton of anime
I guarantee you everyone in the marine corps is a sperg in one way or another, that's why they're there
i would know

>>379022552
>>379022967
you can lock on to fix the camera, which also helps with backstep dodging

>>379013940
why aren't their mouths moving in the hardboiled cutscenes

b

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>>379018076
>>379018261
>picking Jennifer
That's fucking boring, though. It's no tension or (most importantly, money) in betting on this OP bitch. Jennifer and Momoko is the goddamn scum of the JCC.

>OH, YOU'RE MASHING X WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT? HERE, LET US GIVE JENNIFER RAINBOW DAMAGE FOR NO REASON AND FORFIT YOUR 90 MILLION DESPITE ALMOST BREAKING YOUR CONTROLLER WITH CHEERING AND HER HAVING A HORRIBLE DAY :)))))))

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>>379022552
Wait until you meet fatass here and his mile-wide sanic speed punches.
Fuck the Rush style. I don't even use it anyway since Brawler and Beast is superior in everyway.

>>379018261
I don't think it matters how much you press the button at all, the game seems to already predetermine a winner

>>379030314
Trying to get Rei to win the tournament here. Wish me luck, haven't been able to get past the second fight

>>379031489
UPDATE

Just won and perfected my first match with Rei after getting a rainbow move and 1 hit KOing Sayuri.

>>379031489
>>379031659
WE DID IT BOYS, RAINBOW MOVES SAVED MY ASS

>>379031659
If Jennifer is next, just cut your money and run

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>>379020630
>as soon as they walk away Mercades opens up on them, shooting them in the back
>when those white robes turn red, he turns to me and does the Haruhi dance

Sounds mentally ill. Who in the fuck does that after shooting some people?

>>379032210
She got the jump on me in the final round and got me down to just a little health but my rainbow move made quick work of her

>>379032473
>ragheads
>people

>>379025364
You don't happen to be the guy who left a hidden camera in his room while they do room inspection., Are you?

>>379032473
War is hell anon.