You wake up in Kurast

Get on the first boat out of there.

Good thing I like the colour green because I'm gonna be seeing it for a while

But I didn't go to sleep in Kurast.

and proceed to get raped by zealots.
or fucking murder midgets if you make it to the safety of the FLAYER JUNGLE.

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>>379004404
It's fucking magic. Now adapt

Immediately start begging for a TP to Travi and Durance.

>>379004490
Magic isn't real, you fucking fairy. I'm going to close my eyes, and I sure as shit better wake up back in my apartment.

>>379004638
TOUGH SHIT. YOU NOW WAKE UP IN THIS OTHER THREAD >>379002364

Ormus sees a strange dichotomy in you

Diablo 2 looks so much better than the WoW style shiftiest of 3

>>379004829
*SHITFEST

welcome to kurast traveler

>>379004569
tp
tp
tp
make tp
tp to durance
yo tp
tp for mephy
tp

>>379004157
time to get enriched by vibrant fetish culture

>>379004157
and uninstall shit game