You wake up on Omega

I go back to sleep and hope I wake up in a better game.

I shoot my self with my Stinger because fuck that shithole.

>>379002485
Name one game better than ME2

>>379002364
Oh boy I'd probably end up crashing into upper afterlife, lose all my credits on an asari dancer, force her into sex with me, get beat down by the elcor at the door, become a drug addict and have sex with smelly batarians to pay for red sand.

The usual.

Hey its me goku

>>379002578
Skyrim

>>379002578
ME1

krogan cock~

>>379002941
SO GOOD

>>379002364
Break rule 1

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>>379002364

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You can't wake up.

>>379002364
Fuck a male alien.