The last game you played now has romance options. Who do you pick
Is that fucking game ever going to release.
I pick the brown goddess.
Persona 5. I pick the same one
>>379000415
>Sam and Max
Max
I want to ____ 240z!
>>379000415
>Doom II
cacodemon?
>>379000552
Funding failed, yeah? Or is that another game?
>>379000415
EU4 so I get to pick Spain or Russia.
I choose Leona!
>Stellaris
None, because xenos are fucking disgusting and fit only for Athoran Blast-Cannons
>>379001062
They already came back after that, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvBo_rKleNw
Resident Evil 4. I pick Leon.
>>379000415
ann.
>NieR: Automata
Do i really have to say
>>379000415
>Alan Wake
Not a lot of choice there. Barry.
Pyro and hope the girl memes are true
>>379000415
Frost best girl
>>379000415
>Saints Row IV
Well technically they aren't romance options in Saints Row just a little joke they tossed in but if it did have more fleshed out relationships, I'd definitely fuck Johnny and his 8 incher
>Factorio
Uh. No?
>OverwatchAthena's robot ass
>Pillars of eternity.
Out of the three women in my party, it's a married dwarf, a autistic midwife who everyone in the party sees as some peasant who follows us for some reason and the black bird lady paladin.
So the bird lady.
>PoE
Catarina best girl.
Fite me.
>>379002737
>Is too busy fuggin' a corpse statue that she probably reanimates while alone
Yeah nah. Witch from the Elementalist portrait.
>>379000415
Eleanor Lamb.
Come to daddy.
>>379002062
Get off my board you dumb fucking leaf. Jesus Christ I hate you pieces of shit so much. Shitposting all day with posts like this and wonder why literally everyone hates your cucked country. Fuck off and die you maggot fuck.
>>379002810
DELET THIS
CATARINA IS PURE
>>379002998
NOT. OKAY.
Dark Souls, and I aint' even gay
>>379003270
>Not related in any way
>Completely of age
What's the problem?
>>379003161
Yes, her desire is pure and simple. Her art is all there is for her.
>>379000415
>be strong nord woman in ESO
I would go and rape an suspecting male elf in the Amazon position. Then take my axe and decapitate him after his weak elf seed fills my pussy.
>>379000415
>last game you played
>posts unreleased stuff
>>379000415
A2
ME N THE BOYS LIKE EM A LITTLE CRAZY
>>379000415
>Dark Cloud 2
Monica I guess? Don't really have much choice AFAIK.
>>379000415
UR MUM
>>379000415
>STALKER
>not a single female in whole game
>Dark Souls 2
Rosabeth>Stone Trader Chloanne>Licia>Emerald Herald>Merchant Hag
Ornifex and the cat don't apply because I'm not a furry
Guest 455
Gammoth
>>379004042
CHOOSE ANYWAY
>>379000415
Probably the main girl because I'm a boring fuck. Or the titty monster.
>>379003147
Joke's on you I'm a red blooded American. I just know best girl when I see her
>>379000415
A new game to play because dating simulators are fucking pathetic.
>>379003274
same but I choose Rhea because she's cute and you don't marry your bro
>>379004114
Bloodsucker then. I wonder if they can suck dick as well as they suck blood.
>>379002561
I don't know about you but if Sagani got anywhere near me she'd have her pussy filled 24/7. That dwarf got me so hard for no reason.
best girl of course
But there aren't any women in the Zone.
I guess one of the Traders to get better deals.
Or Beard, he seems like a pretty upbeat guy, probably would be fun to mess around with.
CUTE
>>379000415
>Final Fantasy 14
Does that mean I get to romance______Tataru_____?
thanks but I already have a gf in this game
>>379004296
>Would rather fuck a bloodsucker than another man
Well I admire your commitment I suppose
>>379000415
So in this scenario, do you still play as the main character of the game, or do you play as yourself/your own character?
>>379004296
>>379000415
I'm fine with canon.
>>379004314
Really? I thought she was pretty cool but that's it. I did use her quite a bit, though I would, swap her for Zahua every now and then.
I always thought Pallegina was hot. Hopefully in 2 with those companion relationships you can romance her, though Kana's sister and the priestess look good as well.
>Friday the 13th
No option but Chad.
>Neptunia VII
C Sha all the way
>witcher 3
Well this already has romance options but if i could choose anyone i would go with__Ciri
>>379005438
>You'll never see tsunako's secret porn stash
Momodi is BEST GIRL
>Bloodborne
Arianna, of course!
>>379000415
>Yakuza 0
Hibiki best cabaret girl
>>379000415
>Rising Storm 2
Type 56-1 is my raifu
It mite look somethin like pic related
We're saving the world here so I don't really have the time to get emotionally tangled up into a relationship. So I pick none
>>379000552
Q4 2017
Just look at the devs' twitter.
>>379006502
>likes vidya
>cutest one
>responsible, loving older sister
>talks adorably when nervous
Is there really any other option?
>Berserk Musou
I'd go for Casca if it wasn't suicide
>>379000415
>gta5rp
Eli
>>379000415
The Firekeeper. Bitch is super fine.
>>379000415
>Umineko
but everyone is either taken or batshit insane
>Doom
shotgun obv
I want to get "scientific" with Ema.