Name one thing that can single-handedly ruin a video game

>>378985652

A one-armed man.

Hype

>>378985652
a game over screen

Politics.

Bethesda

>>378985652
Anything

>>378985652
Todd Howard

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>>378985652
What is golf?

Fanservice

>>378985710
heh

Is Steve Harvey /ourguy/?

>>378985873
>"What is"
>Family Feud

Nintendo seal of quality

>>378985652
Quick-Time Event Final Boss.

>>378985652
esports

SEX

accessibility

>>378985652
Politics

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>>378985652
forced political agenda

>>378985652
gameplay!

>>378985652
Female protagonist if the game isn't played in first person.

>>378985652
casuals

framerate

stealth missions in a non stealth game
racing missions in a non racing game

>>378985710
FPBP

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>look down
>cant see feet

>>378985652
Microtransactions

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>>378986283
>That face and hairline
Uh... yeah... she "chose" not to reproduce.

>>378985652
forced vsync

>>378985652
talking about it on /v/

>>378986454
face probably wouldn't be that bad if she didn't have such a 5head

Level scaling

>>378986449

This.

I really want to enjoy Black Desert Online but microtransactions everywhere man

The existence of nonwhites.

>>378986541
She may be the first candidate for female hair plugs

>>378985710
nice joke but check this 5

open world

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>>378986454
you seem to be underestimating the eternal thirst of male sex

she's having sex, you can bet your balls on it
thankfully she's not popping out babies and indoctrinating them from year 0

>>378986674
not defending BDO's jewish practices before I get called a shill, but from what I've heard all you need is a pet or two for the auto looting, considering how cheap the base game is I don't think that's too bad. Kinda shitty that getting higher tier pets requires you to buy more though

GAMERGATERS

>>378985652
/v/

>>378985652
Female "gamers"

no waifus

>>378985797
correct
>>378985861
correct
>>378985785
incorrect
>>378985843
correct
>>378986093
incorrect
>>378986347
correct
>>378986449
correct
>>378986497
incorrect
>>378986898
correct
>>378987189
correct

>>378987013
>thankfully she's not popping out babies
Maybe there is a God.

censorship

/v/

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I've got a laundry list of things that can and will ruin a game.

>too much story
>too casual
>no desire for replayability
>too much focus on graphics
>voice acting
>disgusting sex fanservice or waifu characters
>excessive violence
>excessively pushed online multiplayer (because this means you have a terrible singleplayer and are trying to distract people from it)
>politics
>pandering
>gay crap (like crossdressing segments)
>lack of optimization (a game running at 10 FPS for example)

I'm paying 60 bucks, not counting DLC, for many games this gen. And I have to deal with these problems? Screw that.

Gamers

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>>378985652
naked grandma!

Weapon degradation

>>378985652
Only on WII U

Disc-based media

russians and brazilians

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>>378986445
>look up
>can't see forehead

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>>378987629
>excessively pushed online multiplayer
>tf2 sniper pic

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>>378988363

>Tf2 had no singleplayer to speak of
>years later infested by F2Ps and Brs and children of all sorts
>no way to relive the glory days because the game quality is dependent on these squeakers and Valve's utter incompetence

Thank you for proving my point.

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Name something big, long and inside your wife.

>>378985652
PENISES

>>378988569
Are we... still... on... the air?

>>378985652
Open-world

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>survival horror
>3rd person

dropped

kotaku says it's good

>>378985652
Being able to change difficulty mid game.

I can't stand constantly thinking "I could just make it easier". Every time I break and turn it down I feel like I cheated.

>>378986067
No.

Does anyone have that email where he details he'll fire anyone who disturbs him at his dressing room?

Hideo Kojima

>>378988552
Intestines.

>>378985840
YOU CANT SAY THAT ON TELEVISION

>>378985652
Shigeru Miyamoto

>>378985652
unsolicited PvP on PC ports.

i could somewhat deal with the invasions of souls games on console, but in DS1 and DS2 it's constantly trainer fags with infinite health and stamina, and obviously infinite red eye orbs. pretty much have to go offline to make it bearable.

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>>378985840
>>378986180
>>378988569

>>378988552
alimony

bad animations

game does exposition through a character with amnesia

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>>378985652
Uplay

Game being pushed out to production too early.

LGBT pandering

>>378985652
autistic things that usually don't actually affect the gameplay
t. /v/

>>378985652
>Your penis

>>378987629
honestly this

denuvo

>>378986283
>retarded view point
>doesn't have any children to pass view point on to
>retarded view point dies out
I see nothing wrong with this article

>>378985652
FXAA

>>378985652
Having gameplay

>>378985652
EA

>>378985652
Anything with the title "Call of Duty"