>he plays as the elf race in rpgs

Elves are shit.

>>378979161
>he masturbates instead of having sex
WEW STOCK UP ON THAT SUMMER LOTION XDDD

>>378979161
>he even plays the same tired unimaginative rpgs with the same races as every other one.

>He plays inferior races

>have wide selection of unique races
>of course, I'll play as the human
Human players are either cringeworthy HFY memers or boring. Still better than anyone who likes dwarves.

>>378981047
Yeah, why do elf players keep doing that?

>>378981128
Furfags and Scalefags are the worst if there's an option for them

>>378981349
In tabletop gaming, I can say without a hint of irony that furfags have not even been close to the worst players I've had by a country mile. And that's saying something, because most of them were pretty bad.

Remember, it can always be worse.

>>378979161
Why wouldn't I play as the sexiest race that ever existed?

>>378981668
You're right, which is why people are so confused as to why you'd play elves.

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>>378979161
Culture and aestethics > race
It doesn't mstter of someone has pointy years, horns, wings or fur, if he's cool he's cool.
God I sound like a civic nationalist.

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>he plays the ugly "manly" race

>>378981128
>elffags think that people who think elves are garbage must play humans
wew

Female bearded dwarves for life.
Fuck your shit.

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You don't PLAY as elves, you fuck them and marry them as a superior race.

>>378985130
>marrying whores

I always choose whatever's closer to undead

>>378979161
Elves, humans and dwarves should always be good friends and band together to crush filthy beast races and greenskins.

>>378985898
Edgy.

>elffags have to resort to assumptions when their shitty race is held under scrutiny

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>>378985572

Now, anon, if you want to create a strain of humanity with both strong magical affinity and powerful resistance against shitty elf magic, you're going to have to do a few thing you ordinarily wouldn't.

>>378988249
>not just engineering via science anti-magical items
:^)

>he plays a female character even though he's a "man"
Pathetic.

Elves are the best race in Dragon Age
Most involved in all the setting plots

Fuck you, Night Elves are cool

>>378988393

Anti-magic items can be broken or stolen. Genetic superiority, not so much.

>>378979161
I DM sometimes and I feel like people just want to play a special snowflake whenever they don't play as human, dwarf, or halfling. Fuck you especially if you want to be a fucking tiefling or dragonkin.

>>378988840
>not just genetically engineering anti-magic genetics

>>378979161
childhood is thinking halfelf is the strongest race
adulthood is knowing that variant human is