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how does this give any armor?

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>>378975221

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it is leather around a portion of your body

it may not be much, but it is armor

Looks like the one dad used to hit me with.

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>>378975221

4 STR 4 STAM?

OOOH DUDE

>>378975472
hold your pants up so fiends and other dastardly nerdowells wont come around and pull your pants down

I'm Maverick

>>378976039
AUGHH OOOGH

>>378975221
LVL 18?

>>378976241
No, you're not.

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BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oJ09dboUTk

cmon now

>>378976241
CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD

>>378975221
What are the requirements?

>>378976203
dropped your pants?

>>378976547
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

>>378977259
I found a ring in there last night.

AHHHH DUDE

>>378975221
4 str 4 stam

LOOK HE KEEPS CHANGING HIS NAME, THAT BEAN FARMER GUY

Got a ring in 'er last night

I FUCK MAN ASS

LEVEL 18?

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

>>378979129
calm down friend

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>Mom takes off her belt

LEVEL 18?
AUUUGH
UUUUGHH

>>378979257
It's a macro dude

>>378975221
DR FRANKLIN RUHL I STUDY E.T'S AND UFOS AND COVER THEM IN MY WRITING AND LECTURES

heeey guys

ALRIGHT MISTER WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

I GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT

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>>378975221
>Must be at least a certain level to equip common items

i came here to be alone

>>378975221
>tfw dad would take me out to the woodshed for a belt whipping for being a fag

>>378975221
lvl 18?

>>378978907
I fuck man ass?

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AYLAYAAYAAYLAYAAYAAYLAYAAYAAYLAYAAYAAYLAYAAYAAYLAYAAYAAYLAYAAYAAYLAYAAYA

I LIKE RAPE

I suck balls all day just because I like it so much.

>>378975221
The belt
Speed up

YOU'RE WORTHLESS AND WEAK
YOU DO NOTHING
YOU ARE NOTHING
YOU SIT IN HERE ALL DAY AND PLAY THAT SICK, REPULSIVE ELECTRIC TWANGER

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>>378984347

ha ha, I get it