ITT: improved character designs

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>>378975025
>That fucking stommach
>Those legs
>tfw wife is pretty similar to this, but has tits
petite master race

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>>378975025
Without a bulge the OP's image is just disappointing.

Anyway this thread is really just about Doom 2016.

The Cacodemon wasn't really "improved" from the original because that sprite is fucking classic, but Doom 2016 didn't fuck it up and it brought the character into 3D better than any of the past attempts.

Revenants, Mancubus, Baron of Hell, Lost Souls, Spiderdemon, and Doomguy himself were all fucking awesome.

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>>378975025
This artist has the best Daisy

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>>378975025

>>378977330
The blond was better on the top but otherwise they're all pretty good.

>>378977330
Short black hair girl is the only improvement on the bottom.

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>>378975025
*improves your design*

>>378976129
'Improved' means "made better," anon, not "made worse."

>>378977728
you better delet before I delet you

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>>378977728

>>378977728
>tattoos
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>378977728
disgusting

>>378977330
Why is everyone a midget in the top row?

>>378977728
>that tumblr nose on waluigi
Disgusting.

>>378978238
no idea. Ask the guy who made the image

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>>378977728
You better delete this right now!

>>378975025
>no bulge
Why am I even bothering with this thread?

>>378979727
DFC

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>>378977728
Tumblr was a mistake.

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>>378979727
You know why.

Tits. Just more tits. Every character needs to be a titcow. Flatties BTFO

>>378975025
That torso feels almost insect-like. So long. It's freaky

>>378980654
bit gay but 100% true

>>378980654
What's this from? I like the art

>>378981498
New Game

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>>378975025
>>378976903
>>378977330
anime and whatever the fuck >>378977728 is, ruining everything as usual

I came here for the dfc

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>>378975025

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>>378981735
but
>>378977330
was anime inspired in the first place

and I found a better pic

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>>378982016
good man

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>>378977728

tumblr art will never not be kind of hilarious to me. It's funny how female Japanese artists don't seem to have this nose thing, they just seem to draw every other character like a long legged toothpick.

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Best Daisy.

>>378976903
>>378975025

clothes like this always look so fucking disgusting

>>378982621
now this is an improvement

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>>378982482

This actually is a case of improved artwork though and example of why that series should just stick to the anime and shaded model look and leave CGI to Square Enix.

Toned stomachs improve every design

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>>378975025

I don't think I could take it

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>>378977728

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>>378982764
I second this.

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>>378975025

>>378981669
thanks

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GOOD!

>>378977330
Both are pretty shit, the only difference is what time period of generic anime they're copying.

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>>378983669
I'd fuck CD-i Zelda. She' pretty cute.

>>378983669
qt

>>378982361
Kek'd what is this from?
>>378982636
Just pretend it's bodypaint.

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>>378983206
very nice

>>378977728
I wouldn't mind that Peach if her nose didn't take up her whole face.

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speaking of improved character designs

>>378982949
Got an art blog?

>>378975025
For females, always go with bigger tits and longer hair.

>>378984829
Not always.

>>378984961
Always. There is a limit for tits of course.

>>378984829
How fucking basic can you get? Lemme guess, your fetish is girls being naked, right?

>>378985034
Girls with short hair can be cute, though.

>>378985213
Not everyone is into unbirthing furry porn like you, mate.

>>378985549
Way to strawman, vanilla boy.

>>378985723
There is literally nothing wrong with being vanilla.

>>378985839
Big tits are severely overrated. Flat chest and wide hips is where it's at.

>>378978253
Waluigi has always had a nose like that though

>>378985994
No.

>>378985839
>>378985994
I like a nice b-cup myself

>>378985994
Please provide proof. For scientific purpose of course.

Non-obese wide hips are god tier.

>>378985994
>Flat chest
Nope. Wide hips are nice though.

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>>378985839
This. Vanilla is nice too

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>>378986531

Always figured Daisy might have the bigger tits, with Peach being close and Rosalina just looking big because she's upscaled to like 8 feet.

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>>378986623

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>>378987005

>>378987005
me on the right

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>>378975025
>that everything showing through

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>>378985994
>pedophile thinks his tastes are acceptable

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>>378987104

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>>378987005
I recognize that gay brown self insert

>>378987310
His crush on Mii Gunner was very shortlived before he went back to Peach.

>>378987247
>no argument
>just call someone pedo when they literally mention hips, something kids don't have

>>378987310

>gay
>fondling a woman

Really butters my bananas.

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>>378982065
wtf???

>>378987729
>getting fucked in the ass
>not gay
>>>/f/3250574

>>378982065
is this a secret area?

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>>378988024
It's not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a girl. He gets fucked by dudes though, so he's super gay.

>>378985213
Not everyone needs to have a fetish. I don't have one and I do just fine

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>>378987713
Did I hit a nerve pedo?

>>378977330
He said improved, not dragged through literal dogshit.

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>>378977728
delt

>>378988525
Keep meming, newfag.

>>378988068
its in area after you get security rig, was going to bash his head in anyway if i found that pajeet

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>>378989664
Was Rome built in a day?

>>378975025
Fucking disgusting, jesus.

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>>378989992
grinding in R&D was fucking annoying because of that pajeet

>>378990272
But that's her canon look.

>>378985389
No. Small tits are fine, short hair is not.

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>>378977330

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>>378990272
improving your improvement

>those wide shoulders
>those thin hips
did you give her a dick as well?

>>378990475
You're gross anon.

>>378983669
I love this artist

>>378985213

>implying real women can have short hair and small tits

You'd think that and you'd be wrong.

>>378990417
Gay.

>>378982482
Is this CLAMP?

>>378990272
Hentai sluts make it seem like sucking dick is delicious when it's actually pretty bland.

>>378987278
Continue

>>378990779
Yeah, it's basically the only flaw in the system.

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>>378985994

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>>378990523
Thank you

>>378990779
I disagree, the scent alone makes it pretty good

>>378990417
The other way around, short, feminine hair can be amazing

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>>378985994
>Not liking big tits and wide hips
Faggot.

>>378991024
>short
>feminine hair
Pick one.

>>378991024
But what do you grab onto and pull?

>>378991095
The feminine penis, obviously.

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>>378991084

>>378991176
Haru's hair looks stupid as hell.

>>378987310
RIP minus8

Shame he's kill

>>378990930
It's meh at best.
Posts like yours are the ones that fool insecure anons into going to a transexual prostitute and get raped.
Dicks are not this mind-breaking machines that can turn you into a mindless slave, they're just flesh apendices that don't taste or smell in a particular way.

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>>378977728

>>378991207
wat, why? what happened?

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>>378991204
Retract that statement immediately.

>>378991278
Not my fault that you're frigid sweetie.

>>378982621
>>378991278
>doubting the cock
>insulting the cock
You deserve rape.

>>378991337
Nothing happened, he just relocated his art once again.

>>378977849
Objectively better than any of the Doom 3 designs by a mile.

>>378985994
Flat chest and wide hips are great, but not with shitty short hair.

>>378978253
kek

>>378982243
>never used in an canon game

Asagi gets like 3 transformations while her sister gets 0.

>>378977728
eh I've seen worse
I think daisy's outfit is cute, minus the tattoos

>>378991443
For many years I wished exactly that, a mindbreaking rape that turns me into a sex slave.
But those things just don't exist, being raped is just painful.

>>378991278
sucking dick doesn't give you heart pupils and any real sexual stimulation like most hentai artists pretend like but it's still enjoyable if you actually like dick. pleasuring your partner feels nice, you get horny from their moans etc

>>378982361
>>378984032
Its a gender bender of Kyon from Haruhi Suzumiya

The character name is Kyonko

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1073307

>>378989664
so that's an in-game character?

I thought it was a silly dev hanging himself thing

>>378992297
That was pretty funny read, why was the last panel missing in your pic though? I've watched the first wave of Haruhi stuff and even read the light novel in my first weeb phase, I didn't even realize it was Kyonko.

>>378992502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY-IiuKp5hE

>>378992672
This anon gets it.

Reminder that flat chest and short hair is the true patrician combo

>>378992672
wheres the edit

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>>378992672

>>378992847
this
>>378992950
That is the edit you turkey

>>378991084
Fuck, short hair is way harder to find than I anticipated, I mostly see those really short cuts that no one likes.

Even then, I meant something like Haru's here >>378991176 I like the sides, but not the huge split, that's silly looking, I'd prefer hair being brushed to the other side and covering the forehead, but she's more or less the idea

>>378992672
Me on the left

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>>378992672
Superior version

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>>378992672
Rosalina for me.

>>378992985
I don't see any dongs

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>>378977728

>>378993060
well look a little harder

>>378990930
I'm not in contact with other people's penises, but I do have one, and I don't recall it having any particular smell

>>378991337
He openly admitted to being a pedo on his tumblr blog or something

I donno I remember seeing a bunch of people about it on /f/ but he deleted the comment.

>>378993182
The only thing I want harder is their dick

>>378992847
>>378992985
t. likes to have sex with effeminate boys

>>378975025
>Just male hair with long hair slapped onto the back layer
That's not how you draw long hair.
>le anime artstyle makes everything better
>Simplifying the dress without removing the frills/puffy shoulders
It looks like you fused three dresses together; the top is frilly and fluffy, the middle is skintight to an absurd degree, the bottom is baggy and ill-fitting.

0/10, see me after class.

>>378991487
Is he feeling like he's worthless again?

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>>378990475

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>>378985994
Factually correct

>>378993182
cant see shit dude, the only one thats "noticeable" is rosalina and even then it just looks like her leg

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>>378993306
>wanting to fuck this is considered gay now

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>>378977728
I don't know whether to laugh or throw up.
Daisy needs a peg leg and Waluigi needs his sweater to say "Being in the friendzone is better than being alone"

>>378993306
>flat chest and short hair
That's not even effeminate, they're just boys at that point.

>>378992672
Oh crap I see it

>>378990779
If you don't like the taste of dick, you're either not actually attracted to men or are sucking the wrong dick

Same with women. Compatibility can be found in the smell of the person.

>>378993479
Yes it's.

>>378993479
>wanting to fuck anything associated with modern Fire Emblem
Yeah, you're fucking gay as shit.

>>378993312
>>378976903
This is just as bad, if not worse.
>Everything above the breasts looks normal
>So tight that it could easily be confused for body paint
>Random fabric around the legs because it was on the dress
>But it's not a dress
If you're gonna redesign a character, fine, but at least have the balls to do a full redesign instead of forcing elements from the original design for the sake of familiarity.

>>378993479
>Looks and acts like a dude
Yeah, that sounds pretty gay.

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>>378993674
I like dick, I just don't like men.
Dunno what that makes me.

>>378992740
how is he still talking?

>>378977728
>People freaking out over this
You cowards haven't seen shit. This is nothing compared to Homestuck Tumblr drawings.

>>378993674
But it's not that I don't like the taste of dick.
I just find it bland, I don't hate it, I just don't love it either.

>>378993532
He's not in the "friendzone", he identifies as a girl but has to keep up a facade around Wario that Peach managed to see through. Because of that, she decided to bring him over to let him experience his true self.

>>378993767
I'd say it makes you a gay in a poor situation

>>378985994
Absolutely patrician taste anon.

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>>378993767
Normal male

>>378993767
Why worry about labels? Just suck some dicks dude it shouldn't worry you.

>>378993674
>taste of dick
You mean it tastes different than the rest of the body?

>>378993767
That's the disappointing thing about trannys and traps in real life. The taste and smell is all wrong.

It means you're straight, mostly.

>>378994216
Unless poor hygiene, not really.

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>>378993767
I love dicks, love women, but find men and vaginas to be extremely unattractive.

I'm fucked.

>>378994301
Just shove it up her arse.

>>378984713
I loved that thread.

>>378994410
but that's where she poops

>>378994301
How about partaking in threesomes then? You get to enjoy both and the other two take care of what you don't like

>>378993939
Chances are if you ate the right woman or your dick would be the hardest it's ever been. Not joking, even if you don't particularly find women attractive.

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>>378985994
This guy knows what's up.

80% of huge tits look fucking gross once the shirt/bra is off because of sagging and shit, not to mention how worse it gets as they age. Whereas a big ass/hips combo will always look good, so long as the girl isn't a whale riddled with cellulite.

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>>378985994
Tits shape and bounciness is way more important than size.

>>378994850
I like this

>>378993356
Look closer at Zelda

>>378994714
That's the thing, it depends on if we're talking fantasy or reality.

In reality, huge ass/hips outrank huge tits 90% of the time, except for absurdly rare cases (and even then, it's usually too big for vanilla folks). In fantasy it's purely up to preference.

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>>378985994
this man gets it

>>378993801
his last recording

>>378995209
I've seen this album.
That's a boy.

>>378995383
that makes sense.

Waiting for it to be cheap (or free on PS+ since their previous game was free) due to being a mediocre Souls clone

>>378995386
Impossible.

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>>378993767
I like women but vaginas disgust me.
What does that make me?

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>>378992672
>Lucina embarrassed and hard

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>>378995497
A rational person.

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>>378975025
So, no one is going to shop a cute bulge on her?

>>378995494
I can't find the link right now but I remember the dick. It wasn't feminine.

>ywn taste a dick
why even live?

>>378985994
I'm late, but my nigga

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>>378992672
Peach's huge cock sticking straight up makes me rock hard

>>378995832
That's not even something particularly difficult.

>>378993218
That's because you're used to constantly smelling your dick because you masturbate so much.

Same reason why you can't smell the smell that's leftover in your room after you fapped while others can

>>378995985
It is if you are awkward and not a normalfag

>>378985994
Please provide proof for me for scientific purposes.

>>378996095
It still isn't. A lot of fags are into awkwardness

>>378985994
pretty much

>>378996361
I don't even know where to look and wouldn't want anyone to know
Also how can someone be into awkwardness?

>>378995757
LINK

>>378984713
>Bald line in head
>Bare legs
That's worse.

>>378996940
I'm trying anon, I really am.

>>378996906
Craigslist.
Look "gay pub + city name" on google and go.
They probably have a glory hole or a dark room those fucking degenerates.

>>378995832
>>378996095
>>378996906
Have you tried rope? It'll cure what ails ya

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>>378996906
Not him, but do you have friends?
I sucked two of my friends.
>tfw started with JUST TO PRANK US, LOL while drunk and I fucked one of them.

>>378997059
Those people probably get succ on a daily basis

>>378996906
They might find it cute to see someone that is clumsy or that doesn't know what to do with themselves, in need of guidance

>>378997170
I don't

>>378997250
But most of them will probably be delighted to pop a cherry.

>>378997170
>pic
>Sex: NO WAY!

>>378997327
Huh, that's hard then.
Having a friend is more easy because you are close to the person already.

You are just awkward or extremely fat or something like this?

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>>378991278
>fool insecure anons into going to a transexual prostitute and get raped.

Somebody please post the fucking greentext

>>378997041
Hurry up man

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>if i make it anime it's better

dumb supernormal stimuli addict

>>378997327
Well, that's no good, and extremely inconvenient
Why do you not have friends, good anon? Is it because you feel better on your own, or because you don't know where to look for them or how to maintain them?

I'm glad all the cancer on this board is currently contained here.

>>378997836
This is the only thread you're posting in?

>>378997836
You wish.

>>378997523
>>378997653
I lost all of my friends when I moved away
I'm not an interesting person and I never have anything to say
This is getting uncomfortable desu senpai

>>378997836
Have you looked at the fucking catalog?

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>>378997951

>>378975025
>fanart
>improved
no.

>>378998053
>I'm not an interesting person and I never have anything to say
That's the good thing about sucking dick.
With a cock in your mouth you have an excuse to not talk.
What I discovered is that as long as you suck a mean cock people won't care about how boring you are, it's always handy to have someone that can suck you off if needed.

>>378977961
>DUNG DUNG DUNG

>>378978253
comedy gold

>>378998163

Honestly some fan artists are actually better than your average official art. It's not so much a problem with games where there's this tendency for people to actually somewhat take their time but for actual anime on TV or something it's incredibly noticeable. Everything has to be streamlined and done on the cheap and made as low detail as possible for the animation/art staff to actually meet their deadlines so the vast majority of official stuff ends up coming out looking frankly like crap. Again not so much of a problem for fan artists who aren't bound by commercial obligation and deadlines or video game artists/designers/modelers who have more than a few days to actually work on their craft.

>>378994714
Why does everyone bitch about saggy tits? They're better than firm tits because you can get rough with them and do so much more. Slap and swing them around, watch them jiggly and flop. If they're big enough and you can fuck her hard enough you can bounce them off her face and other crazy shit.

If their firm they're just there, not much to do, and they'll barely jiggle.

I love Terry Nova's deflated balloon tits because they're so long and limp I'm all but positive you could actually tie them in a knot.

>>378998053
>This is getting uncomfortable desu senpai
Don't worry so much, m8, everyone has problems. We're not judging you. And even if we were, who cares? We're anons. Faceless voices in a crowd

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>>378998053
Mate, my only interest is videogames.
JUST VIDEOGAMES.
I don't care about movies, I don't care about music, I don't care about anime and manga.
Still I have about 9 GOOD friends, that I can count.
If you don't want friends, that's ok I guess, but if you want some, just talk.
It's not hard.

About the dick part, just go to a gay place.
Just drink your drinks for about an hour, if no one comes to you, just find someone alone and ask if you can suck him.
My gay friend told me that people with no social skills goes to these places just to this, being sucked and suck.

>>378998184
There is "before" and "after" tho

>>378998470
>bounce them off her face and other crazy shit
Holy shit dude, what the fuck? That sounds funny as hell

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>>378997531
I have this but it's not what you are referencing

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>>378977728

>>378998552
Of course there is
Before
>awkward
>shy
>uninteresting
>lonely
After
>social
>interesting
>everyone wants to be around you
>learned an useful skill that can open many doors

>>378998545
I've never seen one myself, as I don't really go to bars that much, but I'm curious. How does one identify a gay bar without going in?

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>>378998791
>learned an useful skill that can open many doors
And assholes.

>>378998545
>just talk
easier said than done

>>378993712
Says (You)

>>378998552
It's not really all that complicated if you're not going to date the suckee and you're only interested in casual sucking action

It can be seriously as simple as
>Do you feel like being sucked today?
>You bet
>Let's do it then

And for the post-sucking
>That was pretty fun
>It was
>Let's do it again someday, see ya

You give it way too much thought, chill

>>378977728
Fuck
Stop baiting

>>378998895
Sometimes it's a official gay joint, you know, the ads tell that.
But some places just tend to atract more gays and after some time becomes a gay place, everyone knows.
If you don't talk to other persons I can see that this is hard to know, I guess.

>>378999115
I can see this. But one can try.

>>378999172
That's how you become a whore.
No, even worse, at least a whore gets economic compensation, you're doing it for free.

>>378998905
I'd say he'll be opening more zippers than assholes

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>>378975918
>Wife
Good job anon

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>>378998545
>My gay friend told me

>>378999313
I thought this was just about sucking dick
What is being wanted here then?

>>378999313
YOU ARE DOING BECAUSE YOU WANT, FUCKING HELL.

If you fuck a girl on a party, you are worse than a whore?
It's just pleasure and curiosity.
>>378999338
Fair enough.

>become gey from this place
>still can't into a relationship

I want this ride to cease

>>378998905
From my personal experience usually it's your asshole the one that gets opened.

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>>378982075
The 21st century was a mistake.

>>378999425
He don't know that I suck some dicks from time to time.
For all the consequences, I am straight.
>>378999474
If it's good for him, it's a good door to open too.

>>378999574
right is objectively better

>>378999474
>>378998905
Why do I find this funny? Am I an homophobe or something? I can't help but giggle

>>378999574
Both are shit, early 2000s is better

>>378999678
Nah, I suck dicks and find this funny too.

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>>378985994
damn straight

>>378977728
wow Kaiji s3 looks like ass

>>378999708
post example and/or comparison

>>378999678
Because those posts have a slight percentage of tricking an innocent anon of opening his ass, which will make him post his hilarious experience here, which will be immortalized on a screencap.
There's a ton of potential contained inside those posts.

>>378977728
tumblr has the worst fucking art style. Like is there an official Tumblr way of drawing shit?

>>378982075
The guys look better but the girls look worse.

>>378999781
whoa mama, please gib source. Google and iqdb are worthless

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>>378977728
WAA

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>>378985994
Muh nigga

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>>378999574
all 00 is shit. and moeblob was ugly as fuck.
damn you k-on!

85-95 a best

>>378985994
why not both?

>>379000046
what does this picture represent

Serious question: why don't trapfags, futafags, and homosexuals in general just stay in/make their own fetish threads instead of invading ones clearly meant for different audiences?

>>378998545
>go to a gay club because my friend said it was a cheap place to get drinks and pick up wing girls
>get approached by every gay black guy who wanted to suck my dick
>no way fag.jpg
>finally meet a girl, we chat and make connections
>told her she looked very pretty and other pick up shit
>I'm kinda plastered why my gay friend left with some dude in the car we drove in
>chick offers me a place to stay for the night
>we get back to her place, talk some more and we just suddenly start making out
>she gets in my lap and starts grinding on my dick but something is off
>she puts a blindfold on me and let's me suck her nipples
>now we are in the rough and I'm going hard on her pussy
>cum so hard
>pass out
>wake up to her kissing me and going to the bathroom naked
>she starts brushing her teeth and turns around and she's got morning wood

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
we started dating after that after some denial that I was now a fag but she won me over with breakfast and an apology. Something I'd never get from a real woman

>>379000000

>>378999781
I'll admit, I'm not into small breasts but they look very suckable

>>379000275
Cute.

>>379000275

>Things that never happened.

>>379000308
Nice autism.

>>379000275
As funny as that shit is, congrats man.

>>379000275
>won me over with breakfast and an apology.
That's nice and all, but he pulled some shit on you by blindfolding you so you wouldn't see the penis. Quite the move to make

I'm glad things worked for you, though

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>>378985994
>wide hips
Sure
>Flat chest
Pic related

>>379000529
not nice

>>379000275
Living the dream.

>>379000516
This

>>379000275
Faggot.

>>379000238
They don't want attention from each other. They want it from normal people to help make themselves feel more normal.

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>>379000275

>>379000275
Pic of trap bf

>>379000275
your typical Doujin story.

>>378977728
I already know this person's political beliefs based on their art.

>>379000209
Crowd kept imitating waluigi nonstop, it was annpying and one of the chair dudes told them to kill themselves.

>>378984592
she looks like louis griffin

>>378999854
>>378999742
That makes me feel better, and yep, there's that potential for a story to unfold and I love stories. It's a win-win

>>378999434
I wonder, I'm not gay but I am a curious person, so I can't help myself. What potential is there for awkwardness? Sucking off a dude doesn't strike me as something very hard to accomplish, and there's not a need for all that talk, what with the fellatio and all

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>>379000046
I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

>>379001563
what if you won't like it?

>>379001983
You mean what if I were in that situation and I found out mid-fellatio that I wasn't enjoying it or that I didn't like the guy? I would say that I was sorry but I didn't like that. I would apologize again for wasting his time and I'd get out

>>379002190
maybe i really think too much

>>378992672
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT BULGE.
I RECOGNIZE IT.

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>>378975918
>Wife
Bad job anon

>>379000275
I'm obviously a kissless virgin but how do you exactly confuse a vagina and an asshole? Wouldn't there be very clear differences in both feeling, and most importantly, location of the hole?

>>378985994
truth

>>378997041
I take it you couldn't find it?

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Another thread ruined with blogshit.

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>>378975025
Lucina in a brunette wig? Or well, technically Marth in a brunette wig

>>379000529
Not everything you don't approve can be explain by autism

>>379002632
it's your fault for making me curious

>>378977728
Is that stewie griffin as peach?

>>378984713
Do you have a link to where I can find all of these edits? I used to have a huge folder, but lost it.

>>379002735
nope, sorry

>>379002461
He was shit faced.

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>>379000275
How did you not realize you were not fucking a pussy?

>>379001875
They're all shit. The faces are especially shit.

>>379002887
Ask a guy if he wants to try anal and most would jump at the chance

>>378977728
It looked way better before it loaded.

>>379002887
I'm glad you asked.
How about reading the line that he was shit faced

>>378977330
>same thing except worse shoes and a less confident self-insert personality
>good
>good
>no
>good
>skirt bottom looks stiff as fucking plastic, removed parts of her hair for why and pony tail is too long. and that pose is dumb.

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>>379003458
>kinda plastered
>shitfaced

Oh, write, invisible text, hm, should have known

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>Thread opens up with a washboard
>Turns into faggot /soc/ shit
Why am i not surprised

>>379002887
>implying a /v/irgin knows what a pussy feels like

>>379003458
How about you read and stop defending your bf every time the question gets asked?

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>>378977728
What the h*ck dude

>>379003769
No that won't fit in your asshole honey

>>379002282
I don't know, it's how I see it
But if you see that you don't like what is happening and you're not comfortable with it you should get out of that. It's only going to make it worse for both parties

And, about being a whore. It seriously depends on what you want. Maybe you're not so into casual sex and more into a fuckbuddy or something? But having sex just because you want you doesn't make you a whore

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>>378990475
you're fucking sick

>>379002461
You'd actually be surprised by how close the vagina and the anus actually are. The actual vagina is at the very end of the labia
More than once, when we were first having sex my gf had to warn me that I was getting into the wrong hole