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It just keeps happening.

Do you think they'll just sell their IPs?
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>>378968754
I'm convinced Valve just hates their fans and will go out of their way to not make any new games.
Their talent is leaving because they're just sitting around doing nothing yet Valve insists they're still making games.
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What IPs
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>>378969713
all those promising mods they bought and made shit
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I mean, it's hard to blame them. The combination of Valve making an utterly obscene amount of money off of anything aside from games, and the complete lack of chain of command in Valve's offices, it doesn't seem like anyone is pushed to work particularly hard on making games.
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>>378969713
They should just hire another company to make HL3.

If it's bad they won't get backlash.
If it's good they'll make even more money.
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>>378969905
Honestly this would be pretty awesome and Sony would totally let them do a PS4/PC release as a "vanity project".

Only thing is, Half Life is not only a game, it's an engine showcase. Valve would either have to provide the engine or Sony would have to provide the ICE Team's tech
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>>378969905
>naughty shit
Fuck no
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>>378968754
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>>378968754
This is only happening because they're dicking around with VR still. Very little people care about that shit.
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>>378969905
>naughty dog
If this ever happens there may just be mass suicides.
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>just sell their IPs
lolwhat?
Dota and CSGO are one of the most played PC games ever, combined with Steam; Valve is one of the most wealthiest publishers/devs ever.
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>>378970152
>Linear scripted shit with a focus on AI
Sounds like HL.
Naughty Dog are the most fit to do it.
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>>378970367
>turn Gordon into a mtf paraplegic lesbian
No thanks.
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>>378970367
No thanks. I don't want Freeman turned into a dyke.
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>Marc Laidlaw, Erik Wolpaw, and Chet Faliszek all leave
>Jeez, Valve's losing a lot of writers
>Always wanted to write for a living
>Decide to send in an application, because why the fuck not
>Get told they're not looking for new writers right now

So, they've gotten rid of a fuckton of writers but don't want replacements. Yeah, HL3 never ever.
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>>378968754
Valve's own staff have given up on Half-Life 3 ever happening. Why haven't you?
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>>378970367
that game is so overrated its funny
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>>378969905

Lol, just "give" them one of the biggest and most celebrated IP's of the past 20 years, yeah, just hand it over.

Valve may be shills, but they aren't completely retarded.
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>>378970560
Valve have pretty much confirmed already that they're never working on actual video games again. Steam makes them too much money.
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>>378968754
Valve made Evolve as a test for us all. We were unworthy. You will NEVER get Hl3 as a result.

because it was part of HL3
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>>378970714
If it's funny why is your frog so angry.
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>>378969905
>begging for IPs
you can't make this shit up lads
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>>378970792
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-02-10-valve-is-making-three-fully-fledged-vr-games
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>>378970887
What?
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>>378970887
Evolve was shit, so, if that's indicative of HL3 then I don't want that either.
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>>378970951
>NEVER WORKED ON ACTUAL VIDEO GAMES AGAIN
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>>378970951
They are known for cancelling games ruthlessly. The fairy RPG, the space pirate game, F-stop, etc were cancelled despite being late into development.

Since VR is selling worse than ever, I'm sure those titles will never see the light of the day.
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>>378971000
It was our experiment to see if gamers would purchase and play a game despite our delibrate attempts to drive it into the ground. Our hints are already in the game, and you people failed to datamine it.

Evolve began in our offices, indev, as MetaMorphOsis (or: MMOFPS), however TRS got impatient (gabe being a fat greedy cunt, he held them back) and tried to go independant. From there, TRS Ran into financial hardship (Our doing) to then joining THQ (which we bankrupted) and make them go with 2k (which we helped fund) to make sure the game failed.

We weren't going to make money off of Evolve, so it had to fail.
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>>378971069
It wasn't shit. You were.
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>>378969905
>Half-Life 3
>Written by (((Neil Druckmann)))
What could go wrong?
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>>378971226
Anon, you need help.
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>>378970742
>one of the biggest and most celebrated IP's
HL is forgettable at best and HL2 is literally just a showcase for the source engine, literally any other game could have had the same amount of renown if it had been the first source engine game too.
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>>378970124
>provide the engine
isn't source able to be used on the PS4.
source 2 is only a few years old
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>>378970367
Such a bad game.

Then again, so were the Half Life games.
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>>378971467
>I need help
>when you're the one being cucked by us at Valve Corp.
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>>378968754
LITERALLY who.
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>>378970124
>Half Life 3 being on anything else than PC
Keep dreaming faggot
>inb4 hurr Half Life 1/2 were released on consoles
yeah, years after the originals were released and they were shitty ports.
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>>378971734
>thinking you're PC master race when you're a valve cuck
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>going travelling
Midlife crisis detected
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>"Chris is another that was in the Core development team for HL3 according to Jira Leak."

JUST
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>>378971734
Im a pc bro and all but you're fucking retarded, the glimpse of source 2 engine or whatever they used to develop portal 2 was to allow easy multi-platform development and even allowed cross-play between ps3 and pc.
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>>378968754
I think they'll just keep fisting your asshole like the faggot you are, OP.
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>>378971226
>This awful role playing
>>>/soc/
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>>378971696
Do the math. Someone who was hired after HL2 was done. So noone of importance.
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>>378969905
A strong black woman is the head of the resistance Alyx is really a lesbian Gordon is gay and every enemy is a white male
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>>378969905
>Freeman has an actual inability to speak and has autism
>Alyx is lesbian
>G-man is now black
>Breen is a transman
oh yeah just "give" ND the IP Valve
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>>378969479
They totally do, why would should they make games when they can coast off of making money by selling cosmetics to the cancerous multiplayer communities? TF2/CSGO/DOTA ruined them.
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>>378972872
>Freeman has an actual inability to speak and has autism

Wasn't this already the case anyway?
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Does Valve even make games anymore? The last game they made was years ago and Dota is pretty much developed just by Icefrog. With the speed of non-balance related content that Dota gets its almost as if its just a skeleton crew pumping out 1 model rework a year.
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>>378970714
>LOL IT'S SO BAD IM NOT EVEN MAD AHA
>I SAID IT IS FUCKING BAD WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE IT?
>STOP LIKING SONY GAMES REEEEEEEEEEE
18+
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>>378971000
dumb anime poster
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>>378972103
>Cross platfom FPS
nty
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>>378971508

Except it was HL and HL2 and not another game.

You're correct, it could have been nigger tits 3 and it would have been equally celebrated, but the IP of the HL series exists, and so it is celebrated.

I don't understand your logic here?
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>>378968754
these people are obviously semi-retiring, you retards
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>>378969905
I can't think of a more horrifying prospect than Naughty Dog getting any valve IP and turning them into cinematic pandering dogshit. I'd rather they remain buried
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All these older employees are leaving now because their decade-long project finally concluded.
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>>378969905
>Half life is a corridor shooter
>Naughty dog is a corridor shooter dev

Looks like a match for me.
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>>378969905
If ND makes HL3 it will be guaranteed shit
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>>378974026
I love you, please never let this optimism die
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>>378972103
Portal 2 was literally just tyre source engine. The only valve ips to do well on consoles were left 4 dead and portal. The rest sold like trash.
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>>378968754
Steam is so successful all they're gonna do is ride it out and keep it the best platform on PC that they can.

It's best to just assume Valve is no longer in video game production so much as video game provision.
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>>378973157
A man of few words aren't you :^)
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>>378969905
>Neil "Diversity is as important as gameplay" Druckman
Please god no
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I still say Valve is either working on or looking to buy a division that can perfect "destructible environments" before they do any of the big "3"s (HL, portal, tf, L4D).

We honestly haven't had ~that~ big of a tech jump in the 2010's. ActionMMOs (opposed to tab targeting) have gotten better since TERA, but latency issues is still holding back the genre. Really wish the MMO aspect would be dropped and focus more on Co-Op.
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reminder that valve has legit never made a game

half-life is basically a quake mod
team fortress was a mod they bought out
counter strike was a mod they bought out
portal was a mod they bought out
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>>378970124
You know what's funny about that image? There was actually a Half-Life 2: Episode 4 being made, and there were actual screenshots of that to be released. It was being co-developed by Arkane Studios.

We've seen more about Episode 4 than Episode 3.
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>>378969905
I don't think Drucc realises that he would have to prepare for at least 6 years of dev nightmare, if it was a joint effort with valve.
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>>378977059
I'll never get over the irony of that.
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BUY MORE HATS!!
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When Steam came out, many thought it would ruin half-life forever.

I don't think anyone pictured that success would be the reason.
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>>378973197
the sad thing is Dota gets the most attention of all Valve games
CSGO just gets shit cosmetics and map reworks, TF2 gets an update once a year that usually consists of the devs removing entire intended mechanics from weapons and calling it a bug fix
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>>378979594
>that usually consists of the devs removing entire intended mechanics from weapons and calling it a bug fix
What?
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>>378979905
In the Meet Your Match update last summer this was one of the bug fixes
>Fixed a bug causing players to be hit by the same projectile multiple times, causing the damage dealt to vary wildly
This is a loading screen tip from the game.
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>>378980610
Do they even play their own game anymore?
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>>378968754
>he uses the Jews monopoly system
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>>378971508
HL isn't forgettable, it's a pretty good game. HL2 is way overrated.

Quality is irrelevant to what he said though.

>>378972872
Breen is literally trans-species, m'dude.

>>378979594
>Dota gets the most attention of all Valve games
As someone who used to play Dota until Valve went full retard with it, I've come to see this as a bad thing.
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>>378980756
>Asking if billionaires play their own shitty games.
Nigga they don't even have work schedules at Valve.
All they do is snort coke off whores' asses.
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>>378969479
Maybe they don't just shovel games out of their ass because they know they don't have the passion in it and don't want to hurt their fans?
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>>378970742
>Lol, just "give" them one of the deadest and most meme'd on IP's of the past 20 years, yeah, just hand it over.

fix'd
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>>378981401
>they know they don't have the passion in it and don't want to hurt their fans
Pretty shitty of them to end episode 2 on a cliffhanger then.
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>>378970951
None of these games are going to make it to retail.
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>>378971508
Perfect for modern Naughty Dog
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>>378968754
>Make the most demanded game ever and make a fortune out of it
Or
>Take a piss and make twice that money
They could have made half life two at any point why would them?
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>>378981902
Really this.
What a humongous cock tease.
Valve just get the new orange box rolling and save video games again.
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>>378968754
They'll liquidate Steam. So much for being a PC gamer.
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>>378970742
He clearly didn't mean to just give them for free you stupid fucking donkey
They're just sitting on it, when naughty dog could make them money
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>>378969905
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>>378974137
Half Life isn't a cinematic corridor shooter. The cinematic part makes all the difference.
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You guys are just being entitled. They don't have to make video games if they don't want to. You should just be patient, since the customer has no rights whatsoever.

After all, this is what you told Metroid fans and Paper mario fans. You aren't being hypocrites after all, riiiiiight?
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>>378983001
The day I start saying the consuner aint go no right to conplain is the day I buy a revolver and play 5 bullets russian roulette , fuck that.
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>>378970742
Cuck
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>>378980905
Stop saying nigga you dumb nigger.
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>>378972872
>Breen is a transman
He kinda is.
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>>378982493
>half life 3 by naughty dog
I just vomited a little, and I hope karma gets you one day for this.
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>>378970316
I think they're bleeding talent because they aren't pursuing anything new or pushing boundaries. If you worked for Valve 13 year ago you would be making history working on some of the most innovative projects of an era like HL2 (which is overrated shit but that's another story), Portal or Team Fortress 2
If you work at Valve now you probably approve hats for DOTA and make battlepasses, or maybe if you're lucky work in some VR shit or a game stuck in development hell like L4D 3. Talent wants to be recognized, so I'm guessing only the conformists that want a stable wage and great benefits stick around.
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>>378969905
fuck off
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Okay /v/, give it to me straight, just how many people that worked on Half Life have left Valve?
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>>378986785
Pretty much all the big ones except Gabe. And he only worked on few aspects of HL1.
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>>378983001
Nobody said that about Metroid or Paper Mario fans, everybody hated Color Splash and Fed Farce except Nintenbros and even then those games bombed hard.

>>378986868
Pretty big ones, and this is just over the course of this year.
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>>378986868
>>378987098
At least the biggest one is still around.
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>>378969905
On second thought, maybe it being dead isn't so bad
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>>378970951
Wow, 3 VIRTUAL REALITY games.. VR was a fad and it's really dead now. Maybe in another 10 years it'll be popular again

>Remember valve time while shitposting

Oh fuck Valve is timing the release of these 3 shitgames with the next round of VR faggotry!

VOLVO IS GENEUS
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Give Arkane Studios a budget, a good engine, some direction, and Satan to whip them every 30 minutes
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>>378987514
Arkane could certainly do a better job than some other shitty studio like Naughty Dog. Unfortunately Zionmax/Bethesda own Arkane now which would make Valve publishing a game developed by Arkane very, very difficult without it being some sort of joint venture between Bethesda & Valve which would probably complicate the fuck out of things, slap DENUVO on the product and have generally shitty publishing practices.
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>>378986868
well yeah, gabe has stated that he was pretty much a businessman from day 1
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>>378981401
Then publicly address it. Like they should've done announcing that there is not a Half-Life 3 and there won't be, and they will be focusing on multiplayer services.
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>>378987514
They need to learn how to optimize their games, but i guess they are one of the best devs around. Plus a lot of people from HL2.
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>>378970209
>Very little people care about that shit.

I didn't know VR was so popular in the midget/dwarf community.
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