Ryan has it all, /v/ Why don't you?

because i don't want to lose my shit when women decides to take my stuff

I'm gay.

>>378968660
>>378968654
that's ryan's mom, guys

>>378968562
>happy diablo III ryan
What did she mean by this?

I'm 25 and I have never been hard in my entire life.

It's not about him, it's about her and how quirky she is for making cakes for the silliest occasions. She's quite the nerd, one might say. ;p

>>378968757
I want Ryan's mum to kiss my weenie

>>378968562
Mommy

happy diablo iii ryan

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>>378968562

If only said game wasnt a total disaster, especially on launch

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>diablo 3

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>>378968562
>never had a mommy
>never had a fugable mommy
>never had a fugable mommy to make me cake

>>378968562
>having a girlfriend
>having all
Why so cuck?

>tfw no hot sister

>>378968804
Hah, was an egotistic cunt. Trying to present herself as a supportive partner, who take interest in her man's interest.
Instead of taking pictures of the cake she bake, you know actually *producing* something of value like a fucking nerd, she should be in front of the monitor consuming products that someone else produced.

Why isnt she wearing the heels in the background?

gf's aren't all they are cracked up to be /v/

>>378969293
But he's married and Meg is his coworker's girlfriend

>>378969418
Yeah they are

>>378969124
That's not his mom anon

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>>378969330

>Whiteknighting a 5 year old image

>>378968757
>mom
She looks 25, did she get knocked up as soon as she hit puberty?

>>378969330

The more likely scenario is that Ryan wanted to take a photo of his gf/mother and her handiwork because he appreciates it

Leave your house sometimes

>>378969418
It's nice before they cheat on you

>>378969523
What did you expect from neo-/v/?

>>378969465
give it time

>>378969418
I just want feel loved by another human being god dammit.

>>378969418
Who hurt you?

>>378968562
not everyone can have it all

>>378969418
You're clearly getting cucked then, or at the very least not getting enough sex.

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>>378968562
>Why don't you?

plain white girl with boring anglo features and probably no ass. not even interested

as a high test white male, i only date superior thicc women, fit women or black women

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rate my gf

>>378969523
>>378969634
Pointing out you dumb an idea is, isn't whiteknighting, just because she happens to be a girl.

>>378969569
Don't assume.

>>378969907
t.Tyrone McDonald

>>378969690
love doesnt exist

>>378969976

She looks like she smells horrible

>>378970012
>Pointing out you dumb an idea is, isn't whiteknighting, just because she happens to be a girl.

Come back when you've learned to articulate yourself, nigger.

>>378969976
I would unironnically smash her with my dick

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>>378970074
Than am I craving a lie?

>>378968757
This guy is memeing but is close enough. She's his sister

>>378969907
>literally doing that with 20 pounds.

she better be doing like 100s of those because doing 10 of those aint doing shit.

>>378969907
Sweet God almighty! That has to be padding or something, right?

Having a gf that doesnt like video games is great. She leaves me alone when I play them and she helps me disconnect from them when I get bored with video games

>>378969976
nice
shes like two girls in one

>>378969976
she would be my slamhog, id have a public girlfriend then her on the side

I had it all, then I jerked it to a trappish friend.
Now I'm alone.

>>378970153
I edited myself, but not properly. It should read "Pointing out how dumb an idea is..."
But I was at first planning to say "Pointing out your stupidity..."

Now that that has been cleared up. What's your excuse?

>>378970307
Do push-ups do anything

Some aunts keep asking me when I'm getting married. I'm only 20.
I've never had a girlfriend, never held hands, and the two times I've come clean to girls about my feelings I've been shot down or downright ignored.
I'm not fat, I'm not a retard, but I am a social sperg.

Videogames.

>>378969785
Who can even be attracted to 3D whores? They're gross

>>378970842
marry your aunt

>>378970725

Dude, stop posting. Each posts makes you look like a bigger sperg.

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Chibi has it all, /v/

Why don't you?

>>378970989
says the guy who also can't stop replying to him

>>378970989
>Makes retarded point about fake girl gamers
>Gets shit on
>"Whiteknight!"
>Get's corrected
>"Nigger!"
>Get's corrected again
>"Sperg!"
You're a walking talking stereotype. Do you have anything to say that isn't retarded internet piss streaming from your dick brain?

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>>378971302
Not him but
>get's

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>>378969976
those posters.

Why don't I have a girlfriend?

I'm not fat what gives

>>378970074
By that logic, no emotion truly exists, even our consciousness does not exist.

Honestly my problem isn't so much that i'll never know love and intimacy, but the fact that i can't stop my biological need for it.
I've long since realized that i don't have what it takes but knowing i have to endure this mental hell for the rest of my life makes me pretty weary t b h.

>>378970976
She's ugly and overweight, and I'm not a mommy/auntyfag.

So no thanks.

>>378971450
You're probably not cool to be around

>>378971403
Alright, that was pretty dumb of me. I know better than that, but must've brain farted.

>>378971302
You sound upset anon, don't let him get to you

>>378968562
Indeed, he has shit taste in women,cakes and games.

>>378968562
More pics of her?

>>378971176
that's a fucking man

>>378971660
>implying anyone but beta virgins care about "taste" when you are a chad

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>>378968654
>>378969293
>>378969418
>I live my life by the tenants of /r/MGTOW and /pol/ BLACKED memes
Pathetic. Good thing you virgin NEET faggots won't ever reproduce anyways.

>>378972191
Then what's the issue?

>>378969976
Facebook is so fucking unbearable.

>>378970307
>What is hypertrophy
She's probably doing sets of 30.

Also women have different tolerances than men, that's no less resistance than women squatting the bar.

>>378971908
A beautiful man..

>>378971908
Yeah, he dated a tranny for 2 weeks, then (s)he dumped Chibi because Chibi was too weird

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What vidya will teach me how to get a gf?

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>>378973079
the tranny dumped chibi? no kidding

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>>378973261
>so I don't even bother out of fear of hurting myself or wasting somebody else's time.

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>>378968562
>Diablo III
I'd rather have a good game than a good girlfriend

>>378972549
Are you actually retarded

>>378968562
>When you're Ryan
>and you everything but the girl...

I fucked it up anyways