Why were these banned from GDQ?
no fun allowed
Someone might accidentally have fun
>"LOL, why is hold that anime thing, it's so creepy"
Japanese games are problematic
They banned fun
because some moneyloving fuckers are actually able to get normies to watch the most autistic activity i can think of. so they need to peel as many layers of actual nerd that they can.
Tired of those same questions over and over.
It's like asking why is the runner doing a specific thing: because it's faster.
Why was x banned from gdq? Because it was fun.
I have the Reisen one.
what do you think reimu's eggs smell like haha
they found soiled, gouged plushies with male masturbation sleeves inside the disabled toilets the year before
Less niche stuff that'll bring out the occasional weirdo makes for a more profitable event because normie audience.
>>378948689
I have the Marisa and Flan ones.
pls elaborate context with sources
>Ban fumos
>Plushies are okay
>Ban cosplay
>Furfags are okay
Don't take it personally, everything gets banned from GDQ.
Time to step it up and dress up as Reimu. If they get stopped just say you're a trans-woman with cancer, they'll back away and kiss your feet.
>>378948943
it was the last you've seen of those too, surely got banned too by now
>>378948943
It's bullshit
>>378949117
Sorry xir, but that seems highly disrespectful to the LGBTQIA+ community!
>>378948398
Same reason cosplay was banned. Entertainment is not allowed, we're just supposed to stare at autists making thousand yard stares and talk awkwardly instead of embracing their weirdness and become captivating.
what fumo should I buy
Where do I getnon 2hufumo?
Remember when the only tranny we saw was Withhelde?
>>378949117
>>378949186
This is why you dont attend shit events like GDQ
go to actually good events like MAGfest which require you to be 18 to attend (or under 18 with parents permission, but regardless the 18+ will vastly outnumber the underages every time)
anyway there are concerts, tournaments, bearded men cosplaying as animu grills, and the odd hentai booth or two
>they didn't watch NASA instead
>>378949321
Hatate
>>378948398
>Holding a plushie of a genocidal maniac monster
Deserved getting banned.
>>378949492
From the thumbnail it looks like there's the pink pony from MLP.
Liberals ruin everything is why because they find everything offensive
It's a major hygiene issue if someone brings a toy, several people then fuck it so it's filled with crusty cum and then leave it in public where someone unaware or young might pick it up.
>>378948398
Normies get triggered by them
wait, are Fumos actually banned or is this just a meme?
>>378949605
sorry to hear that
seeing ponies everywhere must be terrible, you should probably consult a professional
>>378949684
Actually banned.
Mike Uyama detected fun from them and had them all burned alongside their owners.
>>378948398
Too many donations
>move couch pretty much completely out of shot
>put screen up so you can't see the crowd
>ban anything/anyone even slightly fun
Big charity was a mistake.
>>378949782
Okay, but what's the actual reason though? It can;t be as something as retarded as that
>>378949860
I think the reason was that Mike didn't like all the attention the Reimu one got because it "distracted" viewers from the runs.
>>378950010
Mike, trannies been distracting me from the runs.. people end up talking a lot about it and it's nothing about the runs anymore
>>378949850
Maybe we need to start up a con and the Charity is "allow fun at speed running events"
>>378949492
>there's like a million alternate events with fun allowed happening all the time
>wah wahh gdq sucks now, speedrunning is ruined
>>378949605
That's a sign that you've been here too long.
>>378948916
>Marisa
>FlanNicetaste, Anon.
>>378949438
>you must go to a 18+ event to wear disguises and colorful toys and have familly friendly fun
What a timeline.
>>378949587
that sort of passive aggressive "ironic" humor is why shit gets banned in the first place. You are just validating the haters. They will denie the joke when they repost your "proof of discontent".
>GDQ
>>378950730
>>378949814
DELETE
THIS
>>378950730
where the webm of a fumo being violently thrown away by a savage
>>378948398
It's unbelievable how people can support this. Do they even donate anything at all?
>>378950730
I think it's pretty obvious he bent down to tie his shoes
>>378950730
I love how everyone ignores that there's a footage from second camera where it's perfectly visible he crouched to take his bottle from below his seat.
>those prices
what
>want to get into touhou
>but I'm awful at bullet hells
What should I do? I really like the character designs.
>>378950838
I don't have it, but I do have this.
>>378951129
I can't blame them, the GDQ was so fucking boring so that event was probably one of the most interesting things to happen, even if it's not true
>>378951240
my daughter Reimu is so cute!
>>378951129
The guy looks like a dyed-in-the-wool seat-sniffer.
>>378951175
I always pictured Sanae as being the Vegeta of the touhou universe. Definately not Flan
>>378951175
Play soku and fap to the doujinshi
>>378951129
He sniffed while he was there.
our thoughts are with you mike uyama
>>378951474
what a faggot
>>378951174
That Reisen one is actually pretty cheap. $50 is the norm. I think it's because there's already been a Reisen fumo and this one is just a redesign.
>>378949321
Your favourite 2hu of course. You do have one, right?
>>378951240
let's spend 20 seconds of our viewers time and dozens of our own to show a little girl drinking out of a cup
>>378951129
Post it?
>>378951175
watch replays and pick up patterns to avoid spells
>>378951542
All I know is people say if that if you enjoy Kirby games (which I do) I'd enjoy touhou.
who needs GDQ when the greatest speedrunning event is coming
>>378952362
>All I know is people say if that if you enjoy Kirby games I'd enjoy touhou.
Who says that?
>>378948398
Because Neckbeards have no concept or shame or common sense
Nobody wants your sex-dolls lying around for somebody else to pick up
The less of a 'neckbeard nest' the amine conventions are, the more tickets sold as normal people will be more willing to attend.
And that's a good thing(the same people that make LCS put up hygiene posters on the windows)
>>378952778
There's a bit of overlap of both fan bases from what I heard.
>>378950730
>That cleavage hole
I bet she got pissed off when people looked, too.
>never played Touhou
>want fumos anyway
>don't watch anime
>save pictures of cute 2D girls anyway
>never read a manga
>have huge collection of manga reaction images anyway
Every time I try /a/ or /jp/ stuff I get bored. It just isn't for me. The pictures are nice, though.
>>378950715
>Reimu
>Not a monster
>>378949117
>prevent cancer
>>378952835
>normal people will be more willing to attend.
>>378949117
>prevent cancer
>>378953057
>>378949587
youkai aren't people, so it's not murder
reimu did nothing wrong
>>378952995
>see pictures of a character
>find them cute
>don't ever watch the show/read the manga because I think it will ruin my idea of what their personality is and not what it actually is.
>>378948398
apparently they were too weird but the army of freakshow men who think they're women is not weird
>>378952778
His ass. It's full of shit.
>>378953209
>save lots of black and white pictures of an adorable character
>finally look her up
>she's got some awful hair/eye colour combo and looks like a complete retard
Are Chen Fumo's back in stock for AmiAmi?
>>378952947
That may be, but the games are nothing alike.
The games are about dying all the time, getting better little by little and getting dat sweet ass 1cc.Kind of like Dark Souls in a way.
I would recommend them if you like those kind of games, otherwise don't play them.
>>378953132
>Defending losers ever with a sexist comic
Awww did the Big Bad Chad steal your college crush while calling you dorks?
Your shitty Tribal Fears of 'outsiders' is silly and outdated.
I hope you can thank the cool kids for gracing you with their healthier and superior bodies(Go shuffle Stacy's deck while shes blowing Brad like the good little nerd you are)
>>378953132
dont worry anon, highschool isnt forever
>>378952015
What if my favorite doesn't have one?
>>378953678
>projecting this hard
>>378953678
God damn, that's edgy!
>>378953678
>>378953667
Well, I guess I'll just stick with enjoying the art then, although I'm half decent at ikurga.
>>378953678
where'd you blow in from...I wonder...
>>378948680
underrated
>>378953827
>>378953865
You fags better be shuffling my Gurl's deck while she shuffles my knob into her mouth or i'll be kicking all sorts of nerd-ass.
>>378953898
You shouldpracticeinstead.
>>378950730
MMMMHMHMHMHMHMHMMHMHM YESSSSSSS... MY DEAR...
>>378954282
What game should I start with? I'm a beginner.
>>378948461
>dat armpit
>dat tanline
>>378954431
EoSD.
>>378952256
Holy shit.
>>378951174
what the fuck
>>378953678
you had a pretty decent run but blew it with the last line
>>378954709
Fumos are serious business anon.
You know the "would you stop" bitch? She got involved with the GDQ crew and starting enforcing these so-called "no-fun" rules, like no cosplaying and no Reimu, because they were detrimental to the mainstream viewer base. The thing is, that's totally right. GDQ makes more money now than it ever had before. But there's a reason people say 2013 was the last good year. That's when the fun died. That's when it became a soulless, corporate machine. It exists solely to make money now, and not to have fun doing something that a small group of people genuinely care about. It's fucking sad what GDQ has become, considering how it started.
>>378954546
>Watch a video of that game
>still look too hard for me
Welp, guess I'll stick with fan art I guess.
>>378953769
Look up custom ones, a lot of peeps make them.
>>378950730
Quite pungent my dear.
>>378955379
Are there custom ones of characters from other series?
>>378948398
Becuase it's cool to hate anime.
>>378954709
whats the matter anon
Normies got triggered by anime and people having fun
>>378955897
so does everyone here
>>378955758
where's the reimu one
SJWs who hate anime hide behind the "it's basically child porn" argument to ban them
>>378955112
That's not an attitude I wanted to hear.
>>378955379
holy fuck, which devil do I have to sell my soul to to get these
>>378955758
how can you even afford their upkeep
>>378955758
how much do they go for where you are?
>>378954709
He's right, even stupid shit like fountain pens, anime figures, vapes, and mechanical watches are less overpriced than this shit
>>378956242
I can barely play ikruga on easy, touhou is proberbly out of the question.
I feel like I've peaked in my vidya skill anyway.
>>378954361
>>378955439
ive been here too long
>>378956368
State financial fumo aids
>>378956435
Any limited goods that is no longer produced is overpriced.
>>378948461
What a weird tanlines she has, not sexy at all.
>>378953718
2/10
What's up, you meme loving fucks?
I liked it better when it was just about playing games, but now it's about the stupid comedy and drama from the scene itself. I hate everything. I feel like going over there and dropkicking all of them.
>>378956736
>tfw I'm tempted to buy one of those despite never have had play any touhou games.
I just need a cute girl plushie in my life.
>>378956991
How much do the giant ones cost? $500?
>>378956525
Danmaku games are nothing but a matter of practice. And 1cc on normal isn't even that hard.
>>378957116
If you can deal with the cancerous fanbase calling you a secondary then go ahead
>>378949668
Who the hell lets someone fuck their plush toy.
>>378955517
Prolly doable, what they do is take the base Touhou ones and remove/add stuff.
>>378956263
These ones are made by this guy, hope you can write in moonrunes.
https://mobile.twitter.com/putitomo
>>378957154
Maybe at the time
Also shipping a huge heavy item from Japan costs a lot
Plus now they're double the price since they're ancient and GIFT angeltype never made any more.
>>378957154
more like $1k. they're rare as fuck
Why does money ruin everything.
>>378957081
>Awkward nerd dude dropkicks awkward nerd dudes. Mild annoyance ensues.
>>378957182
I don't really care about thatI'm more worried about people thinking I like girly things considering I own some cute plushies
>>378957174
Eh I'll at least try it out
"Please do not fuck my wife the notorious whore I would hate it so much also I am morman and unable to divorce her pretty please with sugar on top do not fuck her. Yes I am bring her back next year." - that shit is fine an dandy. Encouraged even.
Sweet demure shrine maiden? Banned.
I know nothing about 2hu except that Reimu, Cirno, Chen and awoo girl are all adorable.
Is there a Youmu fumo? She's the cutest.
>>378951129
>>378951048
he reached underneath the seat to his right while sitting
why couldn't he do the same to the left once the girl had gotten up?
>>378957785
> Chen and awoo girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K346OHZDro
>>378950730
Gets me EVERY TIME
>>378949117
Based SJ
>>378957627
As the others in this thread have said already GDQ is purely a business at this point, made to be as mainstream as possible so as to rake in the most money.
Even the charities are a fucking scam, the prevent cancer foundation does nothing to help cure cancer, only awareness and prevention like posters that say put on sunscreen and don't smoke.
I want Kogasa fumo.
>>378958150
This, even the people going there don't give a shit, they just want to get e-famous on stream and hang out with other dorks while doing so. Look at how much of it is about what's taking place on camera and less about the games they're playing. Only the real nerds are actually paying attention to the game side of the stream.
Nobody will want to come to SGDQ 2018 after this year's, mark my words.
t. anon
>>378958843
Where is the guy that gassed that furry convention when you need him?
>>378956991
I'm having an average fucking Saturday, my dude.
>>378959052
I'm perfectly fine with that image.
>>378956991
>>378952097
Completely worth it just to establish reimu as cute
>>378958558
Autistic umbrella
So how many hundreds do I have to spend to get an Orin fumo?
>>378959592
Not as cute as the kobito
>>378959052
>Mother Marisa's less fancy than kid Marisa
So as the mortal ones age, they become less elaborate? That's an interesting way to tell how close to death one is.
>>378959920
damn that's some fine animation.
>>378960040
>>378959920RHINOCEROSBEETLE
>>378959920
>>378960168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra3JGpuQPCo
why is all the secondary shit for 2hu so good
>>378960253
>want more fumos
>all the ones I want are over $100
But I have like six already, maybe I shouldn't be so greedy.
>>378960270
what's the thought process behind coming up with the idea of turning Tom and Jerry into 2hu
>>378960270
labor of love, not labor or work
>>378959639
I spent $30 and got two Orins.
>>378960205
Not canon
>>378952097
>Expecting fan made shit to be anything but cheap.
>>378960270
>Reimu and Flandre
>Not Seija and Shinmyoumaru
>Not Orin and Nazrin
Shit video desu
>>378960535
Those are so fucking stupid, I love it.
>>378960372
Oh no, this one's too gud.
>>378952620
link to stream?
>>378950629
>or with parental permission
Why can't the average /v/irgin read?
>>378960734
Thats exactly why I bought her. My ex stole my pink one and I'll never be able get her back.
>>378961336
>he fell for the 3d women meme
>>378961336
Man, what is it with women and stealing/breaking shit when you break up with them?
>>378959593
Dont you bully my cute waifu.
>>378960535
Where might I find these?
>>378961839
>>378962014
That's just to far Anon
>>378959920
>mfw trying to find a single pantyshot frama
>>378959920
>>378957309
dumb phoneposter
>>378962290
>>378961492
never again
>>378961645
she broke up with me over buying a stupid lolita brand(tm) plush bunny, which she could have just cuddled my Reisen or Tewi plush instead for FREE.
>>378961881
I found them on buyee, but you will have to look to find them
>>378962269
PLZ don't lewd the kobito
>>378951474
Those are some ugly shoes.
>>378962493
>she broke up with me over buying a stupid lolita brand(tm) plush bunny, which she could have just cuddled my Reisen or Tewi plush instead for FREE.
So... she broke up with you because she did something stupid? I must not be reading this right.
>>378962478
Why u so mean?
>>378962749
Mean is the new cool
>>378962493
>breaking up with someone over what they buy
what the fuck??
i could understand teasing someone about their weeb purchases but it their responsibility
>>378962816
You are just tsun-tsun
Fumos may be a bit pricey, but they're well worth the money.
>>378962715
>>378962872
yes, I got mad over her idiotic purchases and she broke up with me. I have felt regret for my behavior over the last few months, but after I heard she got to go to expensive conventions in that time period after the break up, I think she is a stupid gold digger and I'm glad I don't have to be around her anymore.
>>378962883
N-No
>>378962269
are you me
i had to actively stop myself to just enjoy the animation
>>378963083
Oh, so she bought it with YOUR money.
>>378962493
Women, not even once.
>>378959052
There isn't any character openly heterosexual. So thats not a surprise.
>>378963083
She sounds like bad news, and I imagine you're better off without her.
>>378951174
>tfw I got my fumo for like 2500 yen
>>378949710
>>378950595
It just means he has good taste.
>>378952015
Wans-Wans are cute.
But which 2hu is most deserving of 2hugs?
>>378963391
Literally wife and wife, unless taoism has the "Until death do us part"
>>378963737
>>378951174
You definitely shouldn't buy from eBay or Amazon because they always charge higher prices. Check Buyee and Suruga-ya frequently, there are plenty of good deals on there.
http://buyee.jp/item/search?query=%E3%81%B5%E3%82%82%E3%81%B5%E3%82%82
>>378949321
Alice obviouslyor Okuu
>>378963196
No, it was her money, but she splurged on it with what little money she had left. I would have rather she saved that money and bought that bunny later when she had more money to fall back on, but of course she blew off my reasoning and I got angry and expressed my absolute contempt for that purchase, which she called me a bully for later. Neither of us were right, but frankly I wouldn't have broken up with her over it.
>>378963462
It's probably for the best.
>>378951129
t. The Seat Sniffer
>>378963883
How much to adopt this dog?
all yours man, free of charge
>>378948916
I want the Flan one
>>378964664
Remove the ears and tail and I'll consider it
>>378964664
Just remember to give it plenty of headpats
>>378964784
End yourself
>>378964784
>>378964802
and you need to give it a comfy bed so it has many comfy sleeps
>>378964837
>>378964958
NON-CANON
w2c muh fumos?
i want my Mima
>>378965781
never ever
>>378965781
The fact that no Umineko fumos exist makes me sad
Pretty much 90% of the female cast would make a good fumo