Let's test the autismo

Whats the pay like?

>>378947257
who the fuck are you?

why the fuck would i want to work for a company as mismanaged as valve?

>>378947257
good luck I'm behind 7 balaclavas

i play tons of dota and cs so i basically already am full riddit
i hear the pay is decent at valve

There's work that gets done at Valve?

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>>378947257

I'll just post on 4chan when I'm off the clock. What's the problem?

>>378947257
i wouldn't work for the fat jew even if he was paying me for just breathing because valve and steam go against my values.

REALLY depends on the pay.
Also i could just use cripple chan.

I'd rather not find out that all the expected games that are supposed to be in the works are no more than ideas on a white board and have been for years.

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>>378947667
>>378947685
NO. You have to use Reddit. No *chan* ever.

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>>378947842

You're not gonna dictate my personal time to me, you fat fuck.

>>378947920
You don't seem to know what it is like working for Valve... they force you to take holidays and shit

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>>378947307
>valve
>"managed"

>>378947257
>"the janitor position is minimum pay"

>>378948007
>You don't seem to know what it is like working for Valve

They're not going to be monitoring my internet usage at home.

Also
>they force you to take holidays
That's very common.

can't i stay outside both?

>>378947257
>work
haha no, I'm not a wagecuck

Holy shit I get to leave 4chan? Sign me the fuck up, just don't expect me to actually use reddit

>>378948007
[citation needed]

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>>378948178
This is the correct answer.

>>378947257
okay
>*browse r/4chan*

>>378947292
shit
but you get to vac ban people on steam

>>378948007
paid holidays?

>>378948178
これ

>>378948490
Anyone? With no repercussions?

I'll fucking do anything for that

>>378947257
Reddit's interface is shitty. I'll just start my own BBS with blackjack and hookers.

>>378948480
>"you can never drink alcohol ever again."
>lol ok I'll show you
>*drinks 10-year-old coke*

>>378948624
no you have to have a reason, albeit that reason could be "he said fuck three times"

>>378948624
your not allowed on 4chan so your able to do it but can't shitpost about it later

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>>378948259
http://www.valvesoftware.com/company/Valve_Handbook_LowRes.pdf
Read this and learn the dankest Valve stereotypes

>>378948810
>Implying reddit isn't just one giant shitpost

>>378949545
>implying I haven't read the handbook multiple times while autistically fantasizing about sucking gaben's fat cock

>>378948719
touche

>>378947257
Yes. Literally zero reason to stay here.

>working for valve
no sank u

>>378947257
i'd rather work for a video game developing company than a video game retailer, sir

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Why exactly would I want to work for the company that is literally the cancer of PC gaming and made three of the most overrated franchises in history?

>>378947257
>Can't post on reddit-lite anymore
oh no!

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The best first level in any game, ever.

>Perfectly demonstrates how a Sonic game should play.
>Hundreds of potential methods by which to maximize your speed and reach the end goal.
>No retarded design decisions that purposely force the player to slow down and play the game like a traditional platformer.
>Music that perfectly fits the tone of the level.
>Re-playable hundreds of times without ever becoming stale.

2:10:95, beat my time faggots.

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>>378951114
>When you accidentally post a reply to a thread instead of starting a new one.
Fuck

>>378951114
what year is it?
Fuck off, nostalgia cuck

>>378947257
When do I get to join?

>>378951401
never. you're on 4chan. too late.

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>>378951241
I'd rather be a nostalgiacuck than a greasy numale faggot that plays dirt like The Last of Us and Uncharted 4 and thinks he's a real gamer.

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>>378947257
No. I'm a programmer and I ideally want to work on game development one day. Were I to work for Valve, I'd probably only be able to program frontend crap for Steam that has nothing to do with actual logic but only with visual appearance and minimal functionality.

>>378947257
Sure it would give me more spare time considering I only use reddit for spaceporn and gakinotsukai

whats the downside?

>>378947257
Pretty sure Valve employees get access to the entire steam library

>>378947257
There is no difference between the two sites. Which pays more?

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>b-but gaben! ubisoft employees get to browse both!

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>>378951434

>>378947257
I'll take the job!
Then sue your ass when you try to enforce your shit.

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>>378947257
>implying I don't already browse leddit at work on PC and /v/ on mobile because you fucks can't stop posting milkies or other shit on a blue board

You brought the reddit migration onto yourselves with your constant low quality shitposting, it's just not feasible to browse /v/ at work anymore

>>378952289
just browse /v/ in incognito you fuck head

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>>378951829
>pic

SHUT
IT
DOWN
THE
GOYEM
KNOW

>>378952181
It's going to be in the contract you won't read, dumbass. They, once you sue them, you're going to start eating you're own shit for food, from lack of money.

>>378952447
>implying the HTTP request to access man shits on baby.webm still doesn't go through IT

u dun goofed

>>378947257
I'd quit 4chan for a nice paycheck and to be in a field I'm actually interested in. Easily.

>>378947257
Fuck no

>>378947257
I will accept on the condition that we actually fucking make Half Life 3 and Left 4 Dead 3 and release both before 2021

Not like there's any difference between 4chan and Reddit these days anyway