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>"Superman as a character just doesn't work in any

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>"Superman as a character just doesn't work in any media. He's just too perfect. That's why I like Batman, because I can relate to him. He's just like one of us, you know?"
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>>378943196
Superman is naturally perfect though

Bruce atleast had to train to become Batgod
Plus Bullets don't bounce off his chest and he's basically insane
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Batgod is annoying
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>>378943196
THE WHOLE DC UNIVERSE HAS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, STOP THIS SHIT
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>>378943287

ok
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>can relate more to a man rather than a literal alien
waow
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>>378943196
It at least gives illusion that it's attainable by normal people.

He's not doing stuff a specifically trained person wouldn't be able to (except the bullet dodging but eh).
All the stuff he had done has eventually grown into batgod nowadays, but that's only because it's been growing and growing.
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>big list of cool sounding stuff
>strong, good fighter, master detective
>still gets fucked up by an asshole with a rifle
Yeah, Batman is too perfect
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Best Batman is where he's borderline paranormal because no one knows shit about who or what he is and he's in a Gotham that looks more 40's than 2010's.
And solvan crimes.

I hate when he's portrayed as having overtly sci-fi shit or being trained by ninjas.
Imply it if you need to, but I don't need him in an Iron Man suit, flying a space shuttle and hacking computers.
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If I didn't know about Batman and I read your pic's description for the first time I would've guessed his super power was super intelligence. Makes ya think
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People who think Superman is "too perfect" have never read a good Superman comic in their life

You're completely missing the point
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>>378943827
God, that pic

And they wonder why the comic sales have dropped
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>mfw it's easier for me to relate with Supes because we're both aliens hiding among humans.
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>>378943827
>The new Wolverine

Why not just make a x-23 comic and try not to leech from an already stablished character?
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>>378943845
those tits are too perfect, I'm going to have to see a better picture to help me get the point.
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>>378943827
Rea sream really? like fuck i like the music but fuck
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>>378943902
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>>378943950
Wolverine is dead, but the brand name lives on.
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>>378943827
>thsquarer

what did they mean by this
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>>378943770
>needing Iron Man suit if you can go toe to toe with the likes of Darkseid and other New Gods with just martial arts

I know it's batwank, but damn shit it's like he has QTE when he fights enemies that are significantly stronger than him.
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>>378943770
Pretty much. Batman is at best when you don't try to explain his abilities. He's strong and skilled enough to take out groups of mooks, but would lose in straight fight against against some of his stronger adversaries like Croc, so unlike most superheroes who just tough out the beating, he has to use his smarts.
Doing the whole "master of 100 martial arts and genius-level intelligence" thing makes him seem too cheap. Even if that is true in comics, it's better if you don't straight out write it in his profile.
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>>378943845
All star superman is a must read.
They got the idea for the main cover from a cosplayer. Basically when your superman you dont need to pose, because what really bother the man of steel?
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>>378943827
How is it that Marvel can make decent movies but make shitty comics yet DC makes shitty movies while making Kino comics?
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>>378943827
Am I the only one who doesn't mind Falcon becoming the new Captain America? Especially in the context I'm pretty sure it happened?
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>>378943827
>Spider-Woman is incredibly irresponsible and puts her baby at risk
Lol
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>>378943827
I always thought that having a female version of a hero would be nice.
But i dunno right now.
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>>378944007
How do you even kill wolverine? he has stupidly high regeneration and plot armor as thick as batman's that is augmented by popularity
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>>378943968
You don't want her, she's a big slut
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>>378943329
Who could be behind this post
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Both DC and Marvel are SHIT.

People with taste read european comic that are not about your average cape shittier.
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>>378943196
>genius level intelligence

lol
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>>378944143
Lost his regen factor through some virus or nanobot I forget.

Did not get it back, was drowned in liquid adamantium. And so far, he has remained dead. Well the Earth616 version is dead. Old Man Logan is around since he jumped from his earth to mainline.
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>>378944143
In the good old days, all it took was a little zap.
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>>378943514

I find it more believable that an alien being could be super powerful than that a human can become an expert in all those fields, as well as have all those inherent traits like photographic memory and genius level intelligence.
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>>378943196
What, you're not at the absolute physical and mental peak of humanity? You don't only browse this site ironically, roleplaying a fat, sweaty nerd that jerks it to pixel boobs of your favorite anthro video game character?
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>>378944124
You think anyone here knows the context? They just see a black Captain America and call it shilling/PC.
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>>378943196
>genius level intelligence
>dresses like a fucking clown unironically

also mary sue
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The last interesting Marvel comic was X-Statix.
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>>378944308
>The shock was so strong, the adamantium is no longer visible on his bones
Holy shit Punisher
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>>378944109
People who run the movie production know what people want to see, and don't want to mess with tried and true blockbuster formula to MAYBE get more people into movies on risk of alienating big part of existing audience.
Comic sales were on decline for quite some time, so Marvel had to try whole bunch of different things to make it work again. Them sticking to diversity and killing off most of existing and known characters obviously wasn't the thing to go for.
But that's not to say that it's the only, or even the biggest problem that Marvel has. It's that they have fucking million different series going on at once, and they all have cross-overs all the time. If you want to follow storyline of one character, you better be ready to buy 5 other comics for that too! That's way bigger alienating factor for most of audience, the comics that are generally mocked here for having bad art like Squirrel Girl don't bother people who buy those, and styles like that are mostly kept to minor series and spin-offs anyway.
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>>378944308
>good old days
>edgy Punisher kills everyone era
>fucking cartoon electrocution effect
Lol
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>>378943196
Batman is a more flawed character on a personal level and that makes him easier to write for. That is the real reason why he is preferred. Superman is not OP or whatever faggots like to say when they don't like the character. No one thinks that Batman is going to lose or whatever but you can put him in more scenarios without the need to explain shit because he's "human." and there's more variety you can do with that aspect of the character. Whatever you do with Superman is limited to the idea of him have godly power.

That and because Batman has a better Rogue gallery.
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>>378944379
But even then it's Falcon. It's not like the others where they ass-pull a new character or a lame one (Jane Foster + Cancer= FThor?) into the spot.
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>>378944308
Deadpool tried that, godamn Wolverine regenerated from his bones
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>>378944143
They've been killing off all the mutants because they don't have movie rights anymore.
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>>378943196
Btaman is a shit character, any sane person will admit he only works because of a good variety of villains.
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>>378944308
Deadpool Kills Mahvel has DP decapitate him, and apparently that works.
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>>378944468
>People who run the movie production know what people want to see
and yet they let Zack Snyder direct BvS after Man of Steel flopped
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>>378944608
Wait what
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>>378943584
>He's not doing stuff a specifically trained person wouldn't be able to
So you've never read, seen or played anything Batman-related.
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>>378944620
Marvel movies, not DC.
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>>378943827
>Preggo Spiderwoman
Who in the flying fuck is their audience? The most fucking idiotic pregnant women on the planet? Dudes with a pregnancy fetish? She shouldn't be out fighting crime when she's that far along, what in the fuck.
>>378944132
The concept of a female superhero is nice. The idea of them replacing an existing male character is a bit stupid.
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>>378944608
Spiderman is a shit character, any sane person will admit he only works because of a good variety of villains.

That's the case for every popular Comic book character.
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>>378943827
Why further diversity by being creative and coming up with a new IP that promotes women and minorities that is naturally integrated into the Marvel Universe and can make additional money on top of the existing properties when you can just shit on existing IPs and piss off your established fan base to appeal to people who probably won't commit to reading comics long term?
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>>378944620
And somehow Wonder Woman is getting rave reviews. I have no idea if it's genuinely a good movie, if people's standards have finally dropped low enough to consider it good, or if it has Ghostbusters pandering to protect it and it's good because it's about a female hero. All the trailers for that movie looked like shit and Gal Godot is a terrible actress so I'm so fucking lost on that one.
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>>378944507
>Whatever you do with Superman is limited to the idea of him have godly power.
that's the writer's fault for making him too strong in this particular incarnation. just nerf his max speed, power, and the limits of his invulnerability and emphasize that he's by no means immune to being misled or manipulated
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>>378944783
>And somehow Wonder Woman is getting rave reviews.
I saw it Thursday night. It was okay. Not good, but not bad. So it's a step up from the other DC movies so far.
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Batman is a good characters because he's flawed as fuck. He's basically as insane as the villains he fights against. He knows this and holds on only using his "code", but if he had made exceptions he could of saved millions including his own family. He has a great base that writers can expand on.
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>>378944783
Who the fuck is even the bad guy in Wonder Woman movie? Is it WW1 or WW2?
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Batman has all those abilities but he not the best in any of them. Like Marital Arts. Batman recently just got his shit pushed in by Lady Shiva in Detective comics.
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>>378944619
He actually used a carbonadium blade that nullified his regen factor
Moments before, he regenerated from becoming a skeleton
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>>378944854
>Who the fuck is even the bad guy in Wonder Woman movie?
Ares is the main villain.
>Is it WW1 or WW2?
WW1
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>>378944783
I saw it Thursday and it's pretty decent actually. Gal Gadot was great in the action scenes, okay in the emotional ones.
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>>378943196
Who are you quoting?
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>>378944845
but batman v superman is literally leagues ahead of everything marvel has done so far
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>>378944859
>recently
>strong male gets beaten by strong independent womyn

hmmmmmmm
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>>378943196
All heroes are examplars. Meta-personas, combining aspects of certain real life characteristics so as to give a goal to strive for, regardless of how unachievable or unrealistic it is. You can master a martial art. And batman has mastered a martial art. You can't shoot lasers from your eyes. And that's why batman resonates more than superman.
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Someone post the leaked iceman image
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>>378944949
Anon, that movie has the worst writting I've seen in years, and I've seen some really horrible shit.
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>>378944969
Shiva was an expert member of the League of Shadows and an established character who's fought him before. Cut the crao.
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>>378944949
You're free to believe that. Most people would disagree with you, both critics and otherwise.
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>>378944783
The audience score was good and higer than SS and BvS so unless the audience was full of bias women, people are thinking it's a genuinely decent/good movie.
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>>378944557
There's like a dozen od X titles around tho
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>>378945056
Still not as bad as Suicide Skwuad.
THIS IS KITANA
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>>378945039
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>>378944620
>see BvS in cinema
>christ that is easily going to be the worst film of the year
>Suicide Squad releases moments later

what a year for DC I actually liked the first act of Man Of Steel, the nausea inducing disaster porn after that ruined it
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>>378945057
>Cut the crao

I'm not an eye surgeon stupid
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>>378945152
I was wondering what he's been up to ever since King of the Hill went off the air.
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>>378945056
its funny i see this all the time but whenever they're asked to explain why its
>b-b-because suprman would nevr fite batboy!
>>378945074
wow you mean movies pandering to the lowest common denominator are liked?! who woulda thought
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>>378945079
People genuinely think Suicide Squad was a good movie too though. Less than this one but they still exist. You can't really use that as a metric, as long as a movie checks the right boxes it doesn't matter how shit it actually is.
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>>378945152
JUST
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>>378945234
>People genuinely think Suicide Squad was a good movie too though.
I pretty much never hear anything good about Suicide Squad. When I've asked people if I should see it they all say it's a complete waste of time, and to not even pirate it.
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The only people saying SS was good is because they are fapping to Harley Quinn
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Superman is okay, but Spider Man is where it's at. Why is it impossible for devs to make good games with basically the perfect videogame superhero character?
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>>378945318
The people who like it are the kind of people who shop at hot topic.
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>>378945235
URETHRA
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>>378945218
BvS tried to pander to the lowest common denominator and failed. There's nothing lofty or complex about that story or the characters, it contradicts itself and fails to follow its own logic repeatedly. DC trying to save face and say it was too smart of a movie is a joke. Literally too smart to write a cohesive script or make two of the most famous super heroes of all time interesting or likeable.
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Who's the smartest genius level (not super-intelligent) character in capeshit? Probably this guy, which makes up for the questionable power.
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>>378944969
Shiva was always better than him. If Batman had stats all his abilities would be like 8/10 across the board. But there are human level people in DC that are stronger, faster, smarter, better detectives, or have better tech. Because they excel in one of two things. Batman is really not the best in anything, Just good enough in various fields. It's combining them which makes him a threat.
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>>378945498
Tim Drake.
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>>378945498
Nah, it's Dr. Doom
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>>378945389
Spider-Man has had dozens of good games. Was the PS3 your fist console?
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>>378945570
It has one, maybe two.
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>>378945430
I will never be able to read "Batman versus Superman" without a scoff or eye roll. I don't care how much prep time you give Batman, if Superman wanted him dead he would be dead before Batman could even try to put those countermeasures into place. It's just so absurd.
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>>378945553
Doom is second best though, but being 2nd best in magic means he can bullshit harder than Reed.
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>>378945536
Keep in mind the whole point of Batman is that Bruce uses people's fear of it to help him. Besides that he's great obviously, but not the best.
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>>378945389
I've seen this before, but how does it end?
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I miss when Marvel Comics was good, but after Secret Wars, "All-New All-Progressive" comics are an abomination.

At least we still have amazing spider-man, spider-man 2099 and old man logan.
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>>378945598
That's the point, Batman uses that to his advantage. We're not talking about blood crazed Superman or anything, just a situation like BvS
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>>378945598

But that's literally the first thing Superman says to Batman when they're about to fight.

"Bruce, stop. If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead already."

>>378945430

Please, tell me what about BvS was appealing to the lowest common denominator?
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>>378943845
Superman was born a Hero.Batman made himself a Hero though inheriting a pile of money helped .
That's the point.It's inherited traits vs. earned traits.
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>>378945674

Hey, at least Marvel admitted no one is buying their garbage. Sure, they may have learned the wrong lesson from it, but it may still result in shit getting better.
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>>378943827
I'm so glad their sales are tanking and they realize people don't want this forced diversity shit
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>>378945598
>Batman can prep for anythin!
>Well Superman can drop a train on him.
>B-but Super-buster suit! Kryptonite Gun! Contingencies!
>Superman can still drop a fucking train on him.
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>>378945719

Superman was born a hero in what story? Having superpowers make you a hero now?
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>>378943196
>that image
They forgot to mention that he's rich beyond logic.
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>>378944346
this
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>>378944071
I watched the movie and I really liked it, has the best Lex too.
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>>378945805
the whole fuckin point of his parents sending him to earth was to guide them. jor-el's conciousness in his ship guided him towards it for years
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>>>/co/
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>>378945778
Forget the train, he has the hot vision and cold breath if he really wants to kill batman using ranged tactics
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>>378943196
Even in BtAS (Probably the most human version of Bruce Wayne out there) had his bullshit moments. Usually when he dons a perfect disguise despite having less than a day of prep time.

Capeshit not even once.
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How many videogames let you fuck your own clone?
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>>378944346
You got it inversed, the guy have to have photographic memory and genius level intelligence to become an expert in all those fields so it is completely believable.

It makes him as relatable as superman though, since photographic memory and genius level intelligence are 100% genetic.
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>>378945152
iceman becoming gay was the most aggravating shit imaginable for me, fuck marvel
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>>378945894

He could have subjugated Earth with his powers or acted like an overlord. He chose to help people and learned from both his kryptonian and human parents to do the right thing. He was raised in a farm. How was he born a hero?
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>>378946008
Saving this one for later.
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>>378945960
or just wake up one random day deciding to kill batman, fly at the speed of light through him making him burst into treats and nobody would know what the fuck happened.
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>>378945708
>Batman
>Superman
>grrrr we hate each other but at the end we will team up and use the power of friendship to defeat the big bad
>both our mommies have the same name
>hey look Lex just so happened to design a bunch of easily recognizable logos for all of us for some reason
Are you actually fucking kidding me right now? BvS was the most pedantic pandering in the fucking world.
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>>378945498
probably The Atom. Old Peter Parker also usually count as genius tier
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I find funny how Batman, a mortal man, can defeat anybody in the universe regardless of powers.
"Relatable" my fucking ass; he's no better than Superman.
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So let's be honest. How hard does Superman lose to pic related now?
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>>378946081
...Except the Flash, he's even more bullshit than supes at this point
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>>378946029

There are many genius-level heroes in that universe that don't achieve 10% of what Bats does. He can literally outsmart 30th century Brainiac, which is a super computer AI from a thousand years in the future.
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Aside from that one off justice League episode, has there been any Batman thing where's the badguy? Like going full surveillance big brother guy or something?

>>378943827
They haven't shelved Spiderman for Miles have they? Thought Miles was his own thing while Peter has his own. Also did they force him up with Spider Gwen? Thought I saw something like that.
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Best superman 1 shot coming through
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>>378943196
No, that's why I like Spider-Man. He's generally a good guy, but he's not above being an asshole from time to time.
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>>378946171
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>>378945498
it's sad how underestimated superelasticity is. Still, I find amazing how Reed powers are usually considered a joke, while DC heroes tend to be pretty aware of Plastic Man powers, to the point of seeing him as a creepy dude.
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>>378946128
Goku has infinite potential
Supes is as strong as needed to win, according to the authors

So, superman wins for bullshit reasons
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>>378946118
>HE'S A REAL HUMAN BEAN THAT IS RICH, HANDSOME, GENIUS, FIT AND BITCHES LOVE BATMAN
He's "better than" Superman because he's human without powers.

Superman's tries to be human whereas Bats tries to be a superhuman.
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>>378944468
The biggest, most fundamental problem right now with Marvel is Editorial. Everything else- shitty writing, shitty art, shitty political themes- all of that stems from the editors department being gutted and subservient to big name writers. If you don't have good editors, writers can just spew whatever they want on the page with no concern for the reader's capacity for logic or enjoyment. Or spelling. Shitty webcomic artists are brought in because they're believed to somehow attract some nebulous internet base (and probably to cheap out on paying them). Political stuff getting pushed through is entirely on the writers and artists not being reigned in by a strong editorial staff.

When your CEO is on Trump's Illuminati council but you're still pushing out the turd called "America" starring Miss America Chavez with the kind of art and writing it has, it's clear that there's no real executive line being pushed, just artists allowed to spew their nonsense to the winds. Despite all the concern over SJW stuff, Marvel is primarily suffering from a lack of unified vision and quality. Deadpool continues to be great, USAvengers is a much more mellow look at modern American tensions, and Gwenpool is a shitty, off the cuff idea saved by the one good web person Marvel hired and a pair of Japanese artists drawing cute shit. But these all succeed purely on the strength of their individual teams, not any concerted effort by Marvel to hold itself to any standard or increase quality in all of its teams through a refined editorial process.
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>>378946347
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Batman isn't like one of us. He's a gajillionaire super genius expert martial artist who has been driven literally insane by the death of his parents.
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>>378946091

How would you have done that? Keep in mind you have to acknowledge the events of Man of Steel and Bruce's distrust of super powerful aliens.

The logos is literally the most nitpicky stuff you could probably ever say, by the way. Let's also argue why are aliens, demons and people in Asgard talking in english among themselves in Marvel movies, why are they eating shawarma at the end of Avengers when the whole city is destroyed, villains throw heroes around instead of breaking their necks the moment they get them in a fight etc.
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>>378943196
I may if I dedicate my life to it become one of those things, I will never have x-ray vision or the ability to cool a drink with my breath.
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>>378946473
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>>378943196
Batman one of us?

Niga you cray cray


Bats a rich aristacat who has zero tpuch with reality
Hes an orphan
He thinks only way to end crime is dressing up in some cosplay shit and beating people up a ultra cinservatives wet dread
He doesnt think of the social and economical reason why people turn ti crime
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>>378945805
>>378946048
Oh please. He was born with godlike powers and then raised by his foster parents to embrace the american way and all that trite AND in most stories his actual parents left him a message about his responsibilities.
So yeah, technically he could have chosen to go against all values that were put on him since birth but in reality he was raised to be a hero with the powers he was born with.
Batman is a human who chose to become the best specimen of his race he could possibly be physically and mentally with help of the greatest technological achievements of human ingenuity.
Batman versus Superman is Human will for greatness versus being born for greatness.
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>>378946504
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>>378946153

Yes, Infinite Crisis starts with Batman going overboard with the brother eye thing. There are many stories actually.
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>>378946554
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>>378946148
Lex has easy achieve more than Batman has intellectually and no bitches about him. You are also forgetting how inconsistent comics are. Batman has pull of crazy feats but he has also been out smarted by people that are not even genius level like Jason. Context plays a big role.
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>>378946598
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>>378946171
>>378946226
>>378946259
>>378946347
>>378946385
>>378946438
>>378946473
>>378946504
Hot damn, this is great stuff.
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>>378946642
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>tfw enjoyed Lego Batman movie until the last act

It was a fun watch.
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>>378946674
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>>378946491
The discussion isn't about how flawed these movies are though, it's about whether BvS was trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Let's not move goalposts here.
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>>378946519

He wasn't born with the powers, he got the powers when he came to Earth as. child / newborn depending on the story.

Also, in comics, many, many people have similar powers but don't follow the same path as him. He's usually the most 'hero' out of all heroes precisely because of his values, but he had a normal childhood and teenage years in Smallville.
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>>378946719
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>>378946754
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>>378946717
That movie was the best ever compared to BvS
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>>378943396
Ok
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>>378946790
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>>378943827
There was already a female thor
The spiderman was suppose to be mexican but they made him black
There was a japamese spiderman he had a robot and shit the japs loved it
There is a black batman and an asian one


All the comics did was alienate black people and devid the race

People dont like change in charcters but its black character change so they complain the are racist

Also the black charactet changes wrre all made by rich jewish white men so fuck you all
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>>378946838
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>>378946674
>Transporting loads of grain
>Plow farmlands in impoverished countries
Ah, so they took a page from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.
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>>378946505
Crime is genetic, so you're right beating the criminal is dumb, slaughtering them is what is needed.
Them, their parents, their children, and their brothers and sisters.

Do it for five to ten decades, and crime will cease to exist, though some maintenance work will be needed due to random mutations of course.
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>>378946871
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>>378946226

What's so great about being an asshole? Are you an asshole in real life from time to time? Because that's nothing to be proud of.

I think this is why Superman is "not cool" to many others nowadays, while characters like Deadpool, Harley Quinn are idolized. Some think it's not cool to be the good guy.
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>>378946905
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>>378943196
Here's the thing.

1. Superman has never been in a fistfight he isn't automatically the victor of by virtue of being superman, doesn't matter who he's fighting.
2. Batman can lose a fistfight against a particularly well trained enemy.

That's why I prefer Batman.
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>>378946943
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>>378946978
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>>378946618
Lex is a villain, he's allowed to be bullshit. His enemy is also fucking Superman. so his genius level intellect, rich as fuck life style, ability to invent new sciences with one hand, write up Machiavellian plans with the other, all while slaying robot pussy with his 12 inch dick stands out less. It also comes down to detail. Lex is just a smart guy who makes money and is evil. There's rarely ever "studied the Ninja arts and mastered it in 2 years, is also the world's greatest detective and leads a secret life as furry while also running a multinational billion dollar business, and is in peak physical shape despite all the crazy shit that happens to him." Lex is smart, so he makes science stuff and runs an evil business, which he uses to fuck with Superman. Straight forward and ties into itself.

Actually being the kind of "smart" comic books uses for science people is, in fact, incredibly bullshit because of the multiple advanced degrees nature of it, but it's still more streamlined of a narrative idea. Lex is the arch enemy of the greatest hero on earth. Batman sounds like a Coldsteel parody these days.
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>>378946642
>floods the third world with free food
>singehandedly destroys agrarian industry worldwide
>puts millions of workers out of their jobs
Genius! While he's at it he should also suggest that nations start printing a couple billion additional banknotes and give everyone a million dollars to stop poverty.What could possibly go wrong?
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>>378946734

Well, the guy's answer for that question was "hurr they fought each other and found a common enemy later and the heroes had logos". I don't see how that makes a movie one that appeals to the lowest common denominator. What would be a way of doing that without appealing to them?
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>>378946963
superman has gotten the shit beat out of him by quite a few other super powered freaks
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>>378947013
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>>378943196
>batman is such a relatable character XDDD
>a fucking billionaire
>peak human performance
>intelligent in every field
>created a second personality, in case his mind gets taken over
>ladies man
he's such a human just like me XDDD

superman is so boring because he has all those powers and therefore he doesnt have any problems wow such a shit character
>dodged the fucking omega beams
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Red Hood is a better Batman than Batman
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>>378946963

>1. Superman has never been in a fistfight he isn't automatically the victor of by virtue of being superman, doesn't matter who he's fighting

And this is how everyone knows you haven't read a single Superman story.
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>>378946519
>he was raised to be a hero with the powers he was born with

He was raised to be a good man. Whether or not he decided to use his powers to fight monsters and robots was never a predetermined outcome. Which is actually a common theme in Superman stories - he has these amazing powers, and yet he chooses to put his life at risk for a race that he's not even a part of. He doesn't do it because he's programmed to, but because he's a great guy.

>In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all.
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>>378946887
Please be joking
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>>378947058
Yes, but leave him out in the light of the yellow sun and throw away any kryptonite for a couple hours and he'll be fine.
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>>378943287
superman has no technique btw he just throw his punch
he should train
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>>378947060
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>>378946790
Basicly superman is like the good side of america who gives food and helps the poor
Batman is like another part of american pshyke
The rich industrialist who pulled him self up from the boot strap to be a bad ass
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>Batman is obviously much cooler, but that’s because he’s a very energetic and adolescent fantasy character: a handsome billionaire playboy in black leather with a butler at his beck and call, better cars and gadgetry than James Bond, a horde of fetish femme fatales baying around his heels and no boss. That guy's Superman day and night. Superman grew up baling hay on a farm. He goes to work, for a boss, in an office. He pines after a hard–working gal. Only when he tears off his shirt does that heroic, ideal inner self come to life. That's actually a much more adult fantasy than the one Batman’s peddling but it also makes Superman a little harder to sell. He's much more of a working class superhero, which is why we ended the whole book with the image of a laboring Superman
Is he right?
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>>378947173
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>>378947149

In many stories he has trained with Batman.
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>>378947142
>man is a criminal
>has son
>son becomes criminal
>criminal son has grandson
>grandson becomes criminal
>crime somehow isn't genetic
???
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>>378943196
Kek, that reads like some. Mary Sue character profile on DeviantArt.

Batman is awesome though.
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>>378946930
Keep in mind I said he's generally a good guy while being an ass from time to time. What is there a problem with that?
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>>378947216
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The artwork in this reminds me of the kind of shit you'd see in a children's illustrated bible for mormons.
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>>378947204

Based Grant Morrison.
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>>378947265
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>>378947298
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Who /never read a comic in my entire life/ here?
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>>378947263

Well, you wrote it like being an asshole from time to time is a feature of that character. That's why I asked what's so great about being an asshole.
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>>378943196
Every fucking comic and manga character gets a stupid description like that. They overanalyze single panels of them throwing a punch and then make a bullet point exaggerating it to that person rivaling every world champion boxer to have ever lived.
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>>378947142
Of course i'm not joking.
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>>378947249
1. Your example isn't genetic
2. That's not even factual
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>>378947343
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>>378946963
Imagine Batman comics being so reductionists and boring as just Bats fistfighting burglars.

Now tell me why the fuck you supose Superman comics are just Sups fistfighting god-like dudes.

Open a fucking Superman issue an read it, for god sake.
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>>378946128
Do ki attacks count as magic?
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>>378947402
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>>378947204
Yeah, he's 100% correct. That's a good statement.
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Wasn't there one time where Batman was almost killed by an assassin but the assassin decided to not do it because he reminded him of his brother?
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>>378946128
simple super sayan is enough my good lad
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>>378947440
The end.
Hope you liked story time.

Should I do any other ross's? I also got shazams where shazam beats the fuck out of a child abuser and kingdom come, but I aint dumping the entirety of kingdom come
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Don't mind me, I'm just the best DC villain coming through.
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>>378947371
Spider-Man is generally known for smack talking the people he fights. I wouldn't call it a feature, but it's part of his character.
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>>378947218
good
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>>378947505
Dum dum superman.
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>>378947376
http://www.personalityresearch.org/papers/jones.html

Criminality is hereditary, it's time for you to stop living in 1993. Humans are largely genetically deterministic rather than environmentally deterministic.
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>>378947269
I dont mind it. Ross's style is easily one of the best in all of comics imo
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Let's also not forget that Bruce's family has been extremely rich for many, many generations. In some stories, they helped build Gotham adn were always the good guys. They were judges, doctors, architects etc despite being extremely rich and living in a castle.

Such a relatable character.
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>>378947505
10/10 legit great narrative
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>>378947534
Peter would be a lucky man to have him as a sugar daddy, jeez.
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>>378947592
You should play TT's batman, where Thomas wayne was a psychopath who would pump so many drugs into a person it melted their brains so he could claim them as insane and force the families to sell the waynes their land
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>>378944132
Alternate earths oneshots.
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What's the difference between Batman and Lex Luthor anyway?
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>>378947505
One of the best, if not the best, Superman comic.
Thanks anon.
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>>378947505
Have you considered that /v/ isn't the right place to storyline your fucking comics?
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Can someone storytime that Superman issue where he, Lois and their son are in an amusement park in a small town, just hanging out?
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>>378947572
That is some really bad "research". Get some actual facts.
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>>378947592
I always liked some fan interpretations that the Waynes were secretly corrupt as all fuck and were really deep in league with the Falcone crime family, just really good at covering their tracks.

Didn't Telltale's batman have Daddy Wayne as an employee of Arkham while it was still little more than a torture chamber, abusing his position to drive the Gotham elite insane and buying up their businesses to advance his own station?

I like the idea of Bruce redeeming the Wayne name.
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>>378944308
>what if story of Punisher killing the Marvel Universe
>since then Civil War happened where Wolvie regenerated from microscopic particles
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>>378947668

Cool twist on the character.
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>>378943287
>Bruce atleast had to train to become Batgod
hes naturally rich
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>>378947741
Wanna know how I know you didn't read the page?
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>>378947589
I wouldn't say I mind it but it does give it a sort of pseudo-religious kinda sappy feel to it.
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>>378947510
almost
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The only comic books I have ever read were Spawn and Dredd
What I am missing?
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>>378947637
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>>378947709
how would you figure. Theres tons of comic based games, and those games have stories, almost all of which take plots from the comics. And games have comics as well, so as I see it, its a great place.
>>378947774
yea, He was also BFF's with falcone and they both used arkham to torture the fuck out of people until they could only drool and scream for their gain.


Also shazam time.
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>>378947060
Superman makes me tthink of usa

I feel bad for hating usa cos if that

Usa is just trying to help people but the bad people make it hard for them
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>>378947873

Animal Man by Morrison
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>>378947873
if only you knew
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>>378947913
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You cant make a superman game because of how powerful he is. Youd have to force some restraint on him.
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>>378943514
Superman ironically has more flaws than Batman.
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>>378945894
>>378946519
>hurr he was born that way durrrr

The two determining factors that made Kal-el become a hero was the fact Jor-el knew the yellow sun would give him powers and the fact the Kents found him. Depending on what frm of media of Superman you are reading/watching, it is theorized Jor-el knew Supes would land in America, others it was just dumb luck.

The Kents raised him to be who he is, the truth, justice and the American way.
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Am I the only guy here who actually really fucking likes Wonder Woman comics unironically?
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>>378947695
Lex is the better example of human achievement compared to Bruce.He's supposed to be Supermans antithesis.A superman by his own right through sheer force of will, ruthlessness and ambition compared to supermans inborn greatness.
Also antithetical in the way that Lex and Superman have obviously very different ideas on what to do with their superiority.
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>>378947981
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>>378947572
>be an african american that grew up in a dangerous neighborhood
>become criminal
>have a kid
>he grow up in the same neighborhood
>he becomes a criminal
yes, it must be genetics and not a result of circumstances
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>>378944619
So if you cut Wolverine in two, vertical split, which part regenerates?
or is it a Tomie like deal?
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>>378948000
There are games where you you punch god in the face. I think we can handle Superman games without needing to physically limit him.
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>>378947913
>seven dadly enemies of man
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>>378943584
No single person is capable of learning everything Batman is capable of and still be in their physical and mental prime.
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>>378948040
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>>378944124
You're not the only one.

Falcon is at least a well know character who was always black, so I guess him becoming captain america is ok with time.

But FemThor is shit and retarded as fuck for example
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>>378948040
>throw a giant boulder into molten lava and make it rain down on the city

good job hero
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>>378948000
Public opinion has turned against Supes, Lex Luthor has funded the police to buy guns that fire Kryptonite lined ammunition.

Supes can knock criminals out no effort, but is immediately killed in a few hits by police and SWAT. This makes Superman more of a hit and run playstyle than a mighty unmovable stone.
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>>378948090
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>>378948154
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>>378947013

>I know this man to be a liar and a thief

Then throw him into the fucking sun.
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>>378946963
Just because I know you haven't read a Supes story let me break it down for you.

Superman Unchained (limited run by Scott Snyder and Jim Lee, a decent New 52 Superman story), Supes takes on an alien who is stronger than him. Supes levels the playing field by taking them to the center of the Earth then proceeds to beat the fucking brakes off of him because Supes knows how to fight. Even told Wraith so. That always depending on your powers you don't know how to properly fight,
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>>378948050
>be an african american that grew up in a dangerous neighborhood
>choose not to become a criminal
>have a kid
>he grows up in the same neighborhood
>he doesn't become a criminal
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>>378947204
A jurnolist a working class heros

A hard workimg gal
Lois lane is big time slut that dates evryone excpet clark kent untill she finds out hes a hero
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>>378948203
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>>378947709
>not knowing about story time

Nu-/v/ is real
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>>378945762
People are motsly mad because the new heroes has only "diversity" for them.

People were ok with black spiderman, then you have fem hawkeye and femthor, badly written characters
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>>378948248
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>>378948050
How did those neighborhoods become dangerous. You see how quickly your proposition hits an infinite regress of reason pretty quickly.

They're bad because they grew up in bad neighborhoods, then where did bad neighborhoods originate?

A surviving mutation in the structural gene for monoamine oxidase A, that we can physically look at in the brain of a criminal, is much easier to explain.
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Could Superman defeat Invincible, or his dad Omni-Man?
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>>378948294
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Somehow a guy that dresses like a bat and punches criminals doesn't seem to be on the mental peak...
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>Alien invasion
>Demonic invasion
>Kryptonite-powered enemies
>Magic users
>Other kryptonians

Wew so hard to think of enemy threats for Superman in a game! And I didn't even have to make him weak whoooooooah!!!
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>>378947510
>owlman


Nigga you joking. Reverse Flash is the greatest Villian DC has.
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>>378948000
>the player must evaluate the needed power for a given task inside the game and then set Superman's power to that level to complete the task
For example the player encounters a bank robbery in progress and must then throttle Superman's strength so he can combat the robbers without killing them.
Too much power, and he kills the robbers, or worse yet, completely destroys the building, both scenarios leading to a game over.
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>>378948358
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>>378948228
>be an african american that grew up in a dangerous neighborhood
>choose not to become a criminal
>get killed because you weren't hard enough to live in the hood
>can't have kid
>kid can't become a criminal because he never existed
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>>378947505
Bretty good desu
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>>378948406
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>>378948371
>Superman: Red Sun will never be made into a movie
>You will never see Anarchist Batman on the big screen
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>>378948451
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>>378948404
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! ME!
>Greatest anything
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>>378948295
It's really sad that political thoughts and systems still haven't integrated the reality of genetics.
I hope it will soon, before it's too late.
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>>378948031
Lex hates Superman because he sees Superman as a force that causes humans to stagnate and become complacent in their lives, always believing that Superman takes care of their problems instead taking care of them themselves, growing stronger in the process.
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>>378948493
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>>378946008
Closest I have is Soul Nomad. You can fuck a being made out of half yours and your friend's essence.
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>>378948409
If kids don't exist how can african americans exist? Checkmate atheists.
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>>378946128
Actual superman is more likely a galaxy buster while Goku is now a universe buster
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>>378946963
>Superman has never been in a fistfight he isn't automatically the victor of by virtue of being superman, doesn't matter who he's fighting.

Mate, fucking Doomsday killed his ass.
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>>378948291
Black Spiderman was the best shit since White Spiderman and here's why, he wasn't just black. He was Black Spiderman.

Compare to FemThor (why havent' we started calling her Whor?), she's not a Female Thor, she's just a woman in Thor's costume.

That's the difference.
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>Smallville TV series-like game
>a Persona like game where you have to deal with school life, social life and farm chores while saving the city from super-powered freaks that are the result of krptonite poisoning, after the meteor shower that brought you to Earth, at the same you doscover more from your past
>A year in the life of Clark Kent, before he becomes Superman
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>>378948545

>>378948507
it takes a lot to know how to fuck with your enemy to the point of pain the way he does it to barry, but cant physically kill or maim him in any way
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>>378943827
>Flex Zone
>nig nogs posing in the background

really makes ya think
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>>378948507
>goes back in time
>gives Barry a massive fucking complex leading to Barry saving his mother
>shows up and looks at Barry saying look what you've done

>travels through time recruiting special individuals to counter the flash
>spend centuries training them

Who the fuck does this? Reverse Flash thats who
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>>378947505
That was really good. Thank you, anon.
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>>378948634
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the words in this mangas is hard to read >_>
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>>378943196
Super heroes are supposed to be super. Thats why they are called 'super' heroes, and not regular heros.....
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>>378947505

Solving world hunger is a question of logistics, not supply. Teaching some kids to sow seeds in some shithole farm won't feed anyone.

Making sure those kids grow up to be men and women of influence, who can shape government policy and dictate foreign aid, is much more useful.
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>>378947142
You're probably talking to a NEET from /pol/
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>>378947027
Sounds more like you are just being bias. There are plenty of heroes that are great in various fields just like Batman. People single Batman out like he's the only hero like that.
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Considering superman grew up in rural america, I'm surprised that he didn't learn to hate all non-white people and prevent them all from coming to america.
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>>378948605
Got that backwards champ

>>378946280
Goku's potential always has his limits until he finds a way to break them. Currently SSB Kaioken x10 is that limit. Superman's limit, regardless of author, is literally limitless.The nigga spent a week bench pressing 4 times the Earth's mass and barely broke a sweat

>>378947427
No

>>378947487
Good enough to delay that ass whipping
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>>378946887
Play injustice and take a look at what superman has become
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>>378948770
that was kind of the point he realized at the end, which is why he said he planted the seeds and now needs to watch them grow.
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>>378948804
Consider: perhaps Superman became more tolerant of people different from him once he realized he was an alien, making him by default the MOST different thing on Earth. A literal outsider to humanity.
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>>378948865
That's the only superman comic worth reading. That's who superman really should have been. He was always supposed to be the badguy. He's a hick after all.
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>>378944308

>X-men are fully responsible for Castle's family dying in that universe
>he destroys all of them, including his "investors" and his attorney

Punisher is still the best comic character out there
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>>378943196
Batman is bullshit though. Half the stuff he does would have killed him by now if he were actually human.
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>>378948925
He still looks white.
Nobody cares if he's actually an alien.
He looks like white male and can reproduce like a white male.
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>>378948963
>the entirety of the Garth Ennis Maxx Marvel Punisher run


That shit was top to bottom fucking AMAZING. Renew my love for good ol Frank
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>>378948858
>Got that backwards champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vNy02R_jkw
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>>378947427
Why would they.
In both DBZ and the DC universe a clear distinction is made between magic and other kinds of energy, like ki.
Kamehameha and Mafuba, for example, are just martial arts techniques.
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>>378949026
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>People think it's weird or even genetic that Superman chose to have humility and use his powers for good

Go to sleep luthor I know it's you posting
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>not having genius level intelligence

Reddit is that way, brainlet.
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>>378949068
>God of Destruction
>somehow Goku could do by himself
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>>378949048
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>>378948858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW2c3_PyW3Q

Goku is a universe buster, so Superman can't win here
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>>378949068
He was fighting an opponent even stronger than he was.
The clashes between Goku and Beerus are what threatened the universe, not Goku's power alone.
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>>378949131
Realistically america is only 60% white. Since many powers are based on random mutations, 40% of heroes shouldn't be white. But when the comics do this, people assume it's forced diversity and stop buying them.
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>>378949048
>Nick Fury needs to contact Frank
>Gets a notorious pedophile free to bait Frank

Funniest shit ever
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>>378946128
Goku is in contact with tons of beings that can help him.

>"Beerus, do you know where I can get something called Kryptonite?"
>"I believe I destroyed the last planet containing it some time ago. Why do you ask?"
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>>378948925
>making him by default the MOST different thing on Earth
he's far from the only alien on Earth. he's not even the only Kryptonian.
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>>378948242
Yes because he exposes the moral decay of the highfalutin socialite and gives voice to the people's will. Notice the lack of "Game" in that job title.
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>>378949218
>Implying reddit can my intelligent, nihilistic wicked sense of humour
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>>378949256
Since goku was able to hold his own against this while the universe was about to be destroyed, it mean that he's easily a universal buster
Are you triggered because goku can fuck superman now?
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>>378949241
ment to quote >>378949073
my bad punisher bro. But your not wrong. I can dump some of that next if you want. I have the entire 75 issues + the kingpin finale
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>>378949282
Goku wouldn't use Kryptonite, and wouldn't accept help, unless we were talking about something like Injustice Superman who was out to destroy Earth.
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>>378949282
Goku would never ask people for help, he was pretty upset when he needed help to become SSG
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>>378943196
>relation and self-inserting
Literally the cancer of any media
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>>378949026
True, however look at Stormfront types. I can't tell a "white-passing" Jew from any other white guy, but they still think being Jewish is significant.

And then there's the /pol/ "I'm whiter than you!" games, The Aryans consider the Anglos nonwhite, the Celts throw in potshots at both sides, the Italians get the brunt of the aggression, the Franks get their shit slapped around. It's pretty fucking hostile, dude. Basically the opposite of "WE WUZ KANGZ", on /pol/ it becomes "YOU WUZN'T WHITE"

"Whiteness" as a thing doesn't exist in their minds, just their particular flavor of "white" being the best.

And Superman grew up in Kansas, I've only met a few people from Kansas (a high school teacher who translated enemy messages in Vietnam and a handful of work colleagues) and in my experience (the ones that leave and travel at least) are pretty liberal in regards to race.
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>>378949351
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>>378949282
Goku would ask whis because beerus is a brainlet.
But goku would lose to supes without it.
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>>378943196
>Batman fans are rearded
Well, yeah.
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>>378949275
So many good moments in the entire run. I wish Ennis would come back for another run
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>>378948963
Wait, what? Explain. Didn't know this.
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>>378949390
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>>378949390

So what's the draw of Captain Marvel? He just seems like a magic Superman.
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>>378949390
The kids die don't they?
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>>378949389
Brown nipples.
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>>378946432

What makes Batman is interesting and realtiable to is that what Batman is driven by is a motive. Batman WAS like you and I, until his parents were killed. You think about Batman and how he has no "real" powers and think that's something I can be, I could be like batman. Because he cannot fly through fucking walls, because he cannot run into the future or into the past. The thing that people like about Batman is that the thing that makes him so special is his drive and mental fortitude to achieve the impossible. Just let your parents get killed in front of your eyes mate and watch yourself become the worlds first vigilante.
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>>378949440
little kid with super powers...guess kids can relate.
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>>378949440
Hes just a little kid and reacts the same way kids do. After I finish dumping this, ill post the best picture that describes him best and why hes different than superman
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>>378949440
He's literally a kid in a mans body, giving him an air of naivety. Some writers have fun with that, but it's rare.
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>>378949424
Supesfags are just as shitty but in different ways. Billy is the best DC Superhero.
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They kept adding more and more shit to Batman in order to try and get him to "compete" with bigger heroes.

Batman was made a far worse character by the whole "prep time" meme because they kept making him go beyond the impossible in order to try and create some ridiculous scenario where he could actually challenge someone like Superman, even though such a premise is inherently retarded as there's literally nothing Batman could actually do to Superman.
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>>378949485
Batman was also rich, beautiful and talented unlike you and me. All he needed was a reason to hate crime and that's his parents death.
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>>378949350
>Are you triggered because goku can fuck superman now?
He can't and he never will be able to because Superman is always strong enough to defeat his opponent.
Superman has no limit to his power, while Goku always manages to break his previous limit.
Are you mad that Saitama is capable of beating Goku?
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>>378949609
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>>378949580
No he isn't. There are plenty of threats that can pummel Supes to death. He's been killed without kryptonite multiple times already. There are caps to Superman's durability.
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>>378949654

>She knows!
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>>378949654
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>>378949406
And Goku would never use kryptonite against Superman because then Superman wouldn't be at his best.
And with Superman at his best, Goku stands no chance.
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>>378949654
When he Shazams, you know, does his willy work?
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>>378949579

Well. Maybe just you.
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Anyone watching Gotham?

First season started off a bit slow, but holy shit does it get at the end of it and only gets better during season 2 and onwards.

Also
>perfect comicbook aesthetic
>great casting
>especially for minor roles
>corruption fetish fuel
Might be my favourite show on air right now.
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>>378949575
>batman spits in supermans face
>cut to internal monologue
>"I keep a pellet in the helmet, Alfred calls it Kryptonite Gum"
I laughed so fucking hard, dude. In that same comic batman's suit had MINIATURIZED RED SUNS IN THE KNUCKLES so he could literally PUNCH BATMAN WITH LIGHT THAT WEAKENED HIM

The absurd shit DC expects me to believe, man. Nobody's that fucking rich.
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Was wally west black?
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>>378949696
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>>378943827
>Spiderwoman is just pregnant now, I guess.
Comics were a mistake.
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>>378946128
No shit superman would lose, but goku always loses to Batman
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>>378943196

Batman can't beat Goku. Superman can.
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>>378949739
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>>378949389
>I can't tell a "white-passing" Jew from any other white guy, but they still think being Jewish is significant.
To be fair, I have yet to meet a jew who wasn't obnoxious about being jewish
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>>378949390

>refuses to kill people
>even though his powers are derived from greek heroes and gods, who were murderous as fuck
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>>378948614
This

>>378948858
>>378949580


This is superman rebirth (close to post crisis)

http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Superman_(Post-Crisis)


Let's add superman 52:

http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Superman_(Post-Flashpoint)

And now, here's goku:

http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Son_Goku

Superman can't win here.

Also, ONE, the author of one punch man stated that Saitama's full strenght is as strong as 1/4 of a big bang, weaker than goku so
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>>378949791
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>>378943827
Wait, did they make peter parker black, or is this a new character altogether?
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>>378949048

comics are dead simply because they can never match the brilliance of Ennis' Punisher run. I gave up on comics after reading all of those since nothing could please me anywhere as well as those

well, except for the first decades of Judge Dredd

>>378949427

i'd rather you read it yourself to get the full pcture, but the gist of it is basically:
>some random universe from standard mahvel
>Castle family out 'avin a pignig
>x-men fight bad guys in the park, loadse collateral damage including Officer Castle's senpai
>Cyclops notices the dead family afterwards, tells the devastated Castle he's sorry
>Castle snaps, asks if he's really sorry, executes Cyclops there and then
>is approached by old men willing to gib munnay and gear if he hunts all x-men down
>does so, is arrested a few times, Daredevil as Murdock represents and bails him each time, trying to get him to stop
>story ends when frank kills the investors, Murdock and himself
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>>378949749
Goku'd just Zenkai after losing and then win to make it more dramatic.
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>>378949696

Why is the kid wearing a Zoom t-shirt?
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>>378949714
>vsbattles
You literally lost this argument.
>1/4th Big Bang
>weaker than Goku
el oh el.
The entire point of Saitama is that he wins against literally everyone he fights against with one punch, because he's a fucking gag character.
Pop-Eye and Arale can both beat Superman and Goku effortlessly because they too are gag characters.
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>>378948614
The thing that made me walk away from FemThor wasn't all the girl power shit. It was when they decided that Mjolnir was sentient and became Jane Foster to keep the ruse up that FemThor and Jane Foster are two different people. Immediately NOPED the fuck out
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>>378943287
Yeah, learning all this shit sure is hard if you have photographic memory and genius IQ.
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>>378949485

As far as I know I wasn't born into a rich family with near unlimited resources nor have access to secret experimental military tech.

Plenty of people watch their parents/loved ones get killed in front of them in gotham, that doesn't make them batman. This "batman is relatable" meme is dumb, batman is still a super hero, money is a super power on its own.
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>>378949809
I knew my current best friend for 3 years before I knew he was Jewish.
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>>378949879

>>378949853
new character, and a waste. He was just an overall badly made / written character who had no stances on anything and was so PC checklist it hurt.
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>>378949879
Thank you for these, bro. The art is fantastic, totally insane. I've never seen anything like it.
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Heh, nothing personnel, kids...
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>>378949853
Black spiderman is a guy named Miles Morales
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>>378949920
I knew my best friend for years and knew he was Jewish the whole time. He didn't have so much money though.
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>>378947505
dude I have never read a superman comic but you've converted me.

Please post either of your suggestions.

btw what should I read?
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>>378949959
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>>378949896
No argument here.

One stated his full strenght, so he has limits, stay triggered
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>>378949961
Alex Ross son. These days he seems to be doing covers. Kingdom Come wouldn't have been nearly as good without his art.

>>378949915
Money is a super power on its own

Which is why I'm looking forward to Justice League. Barry asks Bruce what his super power is and Bruce says he is rich. I was sold, because so many Batman stories don't acknowledge that.
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>>378949972
Remember when they made Mary Jane have a miscarriage just so they could make sure Peter Parker would never have a reason to stop being Spider-man?
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Daily reminder that Batman can beat you at any video game out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0g2KtHpMJ8
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>>378949959
Miles morales wasn't that bad.

Did you read the comics with him?
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>>378950008

>>378950003
Not all superman comics are grounded like this one. Theres a select few that I enjoy, and id say kingdom come is probably the best of the one shots.
Honestly I was never really a huge fan of serial superman runs.
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Could Goku catch the Flash, if he can use his instant teleportation?
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>>378949967
>THAT kid: The Character
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>>378950105

>>378950081
Between his gf being secret nazis, turning venom into a fat crying housewife or them runing the best ending spiderman ever had did you think that he was a good character.

Hell, I cant even name a good arc he was in.
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>>378949728
It's just retarded. Batman not being able to beat up Superman isn't a problem, but for some reason it riles up dorks and they banked off it.

What's always funny is how they always try to characterize Bats as some kind of super badass and he always talks shit to characters like Green Lantern or Flash. And they never do anything.

Like all it would take is the next time Bats opens his mouth to say some cringey shit is for someone to fucking slap him 3 stories in the air and knock him on his ass and he'd immediately stop being all cool, but because he's Batman for some reason they never fucking do it, so instead he hops around like some snowflake and it makes him extremely annoying as a character.

Why they throw Batman into these big world ending tier threats is beyond me. He's at his best as a character dealing with smaller more grounded threats.

Same thing with pairing the joker with lex Luthor. What the fuck can the joker offer to a team up with Luthor.
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>>378950130
Can instant transmission travel through time?
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>>378950130
The Flash can run faster than instant teleportation
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>>378950201
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>>378949351

yes pls. Maybe make a new "subtle" thread and dump there
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>>378950212
I love the flash.
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>>378950130
Goku can beat superman but I don't think he can beat flash at speed, or in a fight.
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>>378950246
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>>378950206
>Bats talks shit and no one does anything

Green Lantern Rebirth

Jordan goes ape shit and fucks him up, and Jordan one shots his ass when Bats tries to intervene. Can't remember if it is Stewart or Gardner who call Batman out on his bullshit say Bats thrives off of people's fear of him but Jordan was never afraid of him. Take away the fear Batman thrives on, and it's just a man
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>>378950290
End of shazam
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>>378950212
>>378950286
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>>378950201
I was talking about the character itself though
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>>378949440
As promised, since I finished shazam, heres the perfect little show of his character and why in the right hands, hes good.
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>>378950398
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>>378950265
>that last line

makes me laugh every time
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>>378950265
I love him too. Especially Wally. So glad he is back, but I fear (mind you it's been about 6 months since I read Titans), they will butt fuck him some how. Also

>the example of him rebuilding their homes
>leaving out when he went and grabbed hungry by standers pizza

The Flash really is on another level
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>>378950364
Yeah, the shitty DC 52, forgot about that.

Goku can literally fuck the justice league by himself in this reality.
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>>378950451
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>>378950495
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>>378950364
>using that example

It was the start of the age of heroes. They also had to establish the true power of Superman.
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>>378950265

So to rebuild that building, the Flash just outright robbed some construction site, right?
>>
Would it make sense if there was Superman game he'd have humanity meter instead of hp?

If he lose all his humanity points, he gets pissed of go full tyrant and that's game over since Supes now rule the world and shit?
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>>378950451
>Don't worry Shazam, I will end your suffering
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>>378950558
The more likely scenario is he just shat some brick and mortar from the motherfucking Speed Force.
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>>378950381
Tell me anything about miles you can that isnt from a checklist.
He has almost no personality outside of "OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO".
Again, the only real time he had any really good writing was when peter came back from the dead, and while that was easily the best run miles ever had (mostly do to ultimate parkers amazing writing and personality), it was also shitting on the best ending spiderman could ever hope for.
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>>378949819
>http://vsbattles.wikia.com
holy shit

the autism is real, I'm loving this
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>>378950548

>Who did this to you?

A motherfucking wizard.
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>>378950714
It's not the site's fault, power levels itself is fucked up
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>>378950636
Best superman is dictator superman.
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>>378950889
Actually, thats what happened. Here, ill finish the dump.
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>>378950558
Or, he is so God damn fast he made the materials required in the time it made you to make that post.
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>>378950954
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>>378950906
It's fun to see superman this way, showing that bruce was right about his plan against the justice league.
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>>378950984
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>>378951026
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>>378943196
>>378949905
Im guessing thats a bit of exaggeration or fanwank or something from who wrote that because half of that stuff never comes into play in most of his stories and i doubt he would even need half of that to do his Batman things.
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>>378951065
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>>378950636
I was afraid that Supergirl side with him in injustice 2 because MUH COUSIN, glad I was wrong.
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>>378951095
End.


And since you guys are also bitching about batman, ill dump ross's batman 1 shot as well, which like his superman 1shot, is 10x better than most batman serial runs.
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>>378951095
Is he going to Rape shazam
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>>378951002

>dictator superman is the most common "what if?" scenario ever
>it's never dictator flash or dictator green lantern
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>>378951095
>Superman goes to meet little boy alone in vacant apartment complex
>begins taking shirt off

Oh fuck supes not ok.
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>>378950080
Brave and the Bold is one of my favorite incarnations of Batman. I've enjoyed enjoyed seeing Batman in a campier light such as Super Friends or Adam West in comparison to TAS.
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>It's another "Which bullshit capeshitter can beat other bullshit capeshitter" episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4_zFYnnn2Y
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>>378950984

>all of you people of magic

Wow. Since when was Superman a godamn racist?
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>>378951195
>No dictator batman
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>>378951227
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>>378951095
Someone please edit this and remove the Superman outfit so it's just Clark taking his shirt off in front of a child in an empty run down apartment building.
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>>378951146
do they fuck? i love his socks
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>>378943827
>that pic
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>>378951279
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>>378951267

That would be boring as fuck. He'd just be evil genius with technology.
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fuck batfag and supergay

New Punisher game when?
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>>378951227
Fuuuck and I was just about to go to bed too.
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>>378951328
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>>378951095
>that moment when superman revealed the costume under his suit and got caught by a construction worker who was also wearing a superman shirt under the rest of his clothes
>the construction worker thought clark was just a really big fan of superman
Kek'd hard.
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>>378951195
Because superman has a chance to achieve his goal, flash or hal will get fucked by supes
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>>378951227

>first godamn page
>MY PARENTS ARE DEAD
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>>378951195
Flash and green lantern aren't mary sues so they wouldn't pose a challenge.
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>>378951381

>>378951340
Last one ill dump. Im sorry anon
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>>378951195
I guess it's because Superman is an individual whose only ethical standards are set by himself.

A rogue Lantern would get taken out by other Lanterns, and the Speed Force tends to pick/choose based on its own reasons depending on the writer.

Superman is held to no standard, save his own. This is why it's so important for him to be incorruptible and why the better stories are him being exactly that.
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>>378951381

>fear is my most potent weapon
>not the fucking billions of dollars that you use to buy gadgets and vehicles
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>>378951439
Well you can have Parallax
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>>378951449

>>378951414
Every single of Ross's one shots like this have a one page dedication to who the character is and how they got there.
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>>378948858
See:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/de/98/6d/de986d890f68e7e330805db22f73df0a.png

>>378951267
Owlman was boring as fuck
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>>378951195
>>378951195
>Dictator Flash
He doesn't have the mindset to do anything of the sort and he doesn't have the power to brute force this shit.
It's also not symbolic at all if he's corrupt

>Green Lantern
Too busy having to share his power with a bunch of other guys and dealing with things on a more galactic scale

We've also seen Hal as a yellow lantern and honestly nobody gave a shit
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>>378948865
And i love him for it.
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>>378951470
Better stories are about superman going full trump.
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>>378951518

>>378951518
Funny enough, let me finish this story time dump and you will understand why he wrote that.
His batman is more inline with the older ones where he didnt use a ton of gadgets, but rather his brain.
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>>378947204
As usual, chaos sorcerer knows.
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>>378951470
>a rogue Lantern would get taken out by other Lanterns

The two times it is has happened were Sinestro (who faked his own death at the hands of Hal Jordan) and Hal Jordan who butt fucked the entire corps before sacrificing himself to reignite the sun.

A Lantern dictatorship is quite feasible if the Lantern (most likely Jordan) can put down Superman and Wonder Woman asap.

Flash on the other hand, that nigga would be unstoppable with time travel and such
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>>378951267
>>378951531
>Batman vs the Justice league would be boring
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>>378951591
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>>378951660
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>>378951657
Owlman was boring as fuck.

Use your goddamn brain
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>>378943196
>Superman as a character just doesn't work in any media.
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How does batman play dark souls if he can't kill?
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>>378948639
Its the two 12 year olds that made the song. Looks about as retarded as the Eminem crossed over with The Punisher.
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>>378951660

Thanks for dumping all these, anon. They're pretty great.
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>>378951693
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>>378951095
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>>378951657
Bats vs JL was Bats praying JL won't stop holding back and tear him a new asshole scenario.
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>>378951746
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>>378951702
I'm talking about Batman you fucking cancer
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>>378951657
Justice League: Doom is shit and so is Mary Sue prep time Batman.

Batman couldn't beat up the entire Justice League without some serious ass pulls, and it shows in the ones where he does.

Fuck this Batman vs everyone bullshit. I want a movie/comic where Batman gets his shit pushed in constantly just to see the asshurt it'd give his fans. He's not even a character at this point, he doesn't even do Batman shit anymore. It's just him staging these ridiculous convoluted "plans" that would never work.
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>>378951784
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>>378951789
Are you retarded?

Owlman is basically evil batman
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>>378951827
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>>378951784
>kid is black

A true successor to the Batman, then.

>"I am the night"
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>>378951879
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>>378951824
In injustice superman breaks all his bones.
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>>378951195

There is a Flashpoint comic about an alternate universe where superman is some kind of cuck whos afraid of everything and Aquaman teams up with Wonder Woman and just fuck shit up as some kind of tyran couple
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>>378951925
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>>378951894
>new marvel show is called cloak and dagger
>black kid is called cloak
>his power is literally just making everything around him darker

Can't make this shit up.
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>>378951936
Close.

Supes was found by the US government instead of the Kents and is locked away underground for his whole life.

Aquaman and Wonder Woman WERE a power couple until Wonder Woman killed Mira. That sent Aquaman over the edge and started the war between Atlantis and Thesmyria.
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>>378943968
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>People claim they can't relate to Superman because he's an alien
>Even though the whole point of Superman is that he's just a kid from Kansas who is arguably more human than Batman, a cynical sociopathic recluse that is almost as insane as his villains
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>>378951975
Cloak and dagger is an old as fuck series bro, and his power is more than just making shit dark.
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>>378951936
Flashpoint has superman trapped underground by the government since he was a baby, he never got to develop his powers.
>>
Tell me about Supergirl. I watched a few episodes of the TV show and her theme seems to be about having big boots to fill and trying her best and I think that's cute, CUTE!
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>>378946035
He didn't become gay, he was born that way.
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>>378951963

>>378951936
Not sure how you got it so wrong, but superman spent 30 years in a literal tube underground and never saw another human unless it was to cut him open some more. Batman was thomas wayne and became so after his wife snapped after bruce was shot after the play in the alleyway and she became the joker, a child murderer and butcher who used the children's blood to paint her face. Aquaman and wonder woman where actually at war due to WW killing aquamans wife soe she could marry him
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>>378952109
>the TV show

The show is a god damn train wreck. They are taking Superman stories, slapping it on her and they sparkling it with GIRL POWER!

The only highlight is Martian Manhunter.
>>
>>378952039
Most comicbook readers do live in their mancave though.
>>
>>378951963

>a hardened criminal with multiple convictions
>yet somehow she her sentences don't last for very long

How absolutely fucked is Gotham's judicial system?
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>>378952040
>ability to link to darkforce dimension

Is it a dimension of welfare checks and section 8 housing?
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>>378952218
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>>378952027
>>378952049
>>378952141

Sorry for mixing this up im not a huge comic fan i just like the idea of this alternate version especially the batman arc
>>
>>378951146

one of the punisherbros here, thanks for the shazam dumps. Kinda disappointed Clark didn't cuntpunt wizard~sama for being a total shithead doing that stuff to a kid, but it was still good
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>>378952267
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>>378951095
Dc is getting better!
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>>378952218
>Being able to tell the difference this accurately between monkeys

Batman truly is the best detective.
>>
>>378943196
Most of DC characters are super ultra powerful with genius intellect and photographic memory, aren't like Marvel. I mean, most of the mutants or the inhumans are just normal human being with superpower, even some of the strongest (like Jean Grey, for example).
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>>378952318
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>>378943196
You know, if you took out the picture of Batman and his name, you could literally turn it into whatever generic OC someone has.
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>>378952368

>>378952313
Id love to dump some punisher, I really would as the MOTHER FUCKIN BARRACUDA is EASILY one of my fav. villains, but I have to go change my alternator now and I wanna do it before the morning cool goes away and the heat makes being outside unbearable.

hopefully someone will story time it.
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>>378952493
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>>378952218
As a black guy who grew up in a corrupted hood, comics like this helped me to fight my depression and loneliness
>>
>>378952551

Did it help you fight crime, too?
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>>378952531
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>>378952493

haha sounds rough my man. Let's see if we can't get another thread up and running here sometime, since /co/ is ass.

Also shoutout to the based mods letting the thread remain alive so long
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>>378952595

>>378952551
im glad comics where able to help you. Help often comes in strange places, ive found.
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>>378946153
Nah main spiderman is still going on. Not even Marvels dumb enough to end that.
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>>378952668
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>>378952634
Story time threads, if done properly, hardly ever get deleted.
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>>378952709
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Why can't we have threads like this about vidya?
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>>378952769

>>378952791
Are you saying batman isnt vidya?
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>>378952848
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>>378952848

If he cares about this kid so much why the fuck doesn't he give him enough money to leave Gotham?
>>
>>378952493
>Barracua

BOTH stories with him are god damn amazing. I mean fuck they are good. Hell they have already started to use Maxx Marvel stuff in Daredevil Season 2 for Punisher so hopefully that trend continues
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>>378952902
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>>378952589
Not really, mostly myself.

It helped me to be more brave about saying NO to people, like a guy who tried sell me drugs
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>>378952943

>>378952925
That wouldnt help him at all
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>>378953007
End of this one shot and my dumps.
You all have been amazing and I hope you enjoyed my story time.
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>>378952925
He doesn't often actually give people money while dressed as Batman. There was an early Bob Kane story he did, because the guy lost his job and his wife was sick, and then the start of Batman R.I.P. while in the new Batmobile, he saved a homeless woman. She said he had a nice face, so he told Robin to give her a few hundred that was in the glove box. If he did it all the time it would be easy to draw the connection between Batman and Bruce Wayne (which still is but writers don't go there often)
>>
>>378953056
Cheers anon
>>
>>378948015

Prior to WWII, it was "truth, justice, and compassion". I prefer that to the nationalism, since Clark would definitely oppose a lot of the USA's foreign and domestic policies just on principle.
>>
>>378953007
>That wouldnt help him at all

Well that's bullshit. Crime isn't just a matter of desire, but also opportunity. Gotham is a shithole with more opportunities to get involved in illegal activies than many other places.
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>>378952668
Thanks, it helped to be more brave about refusing to do what the other want you to do, like following any groups

I've been bullied because of that but I was still less depressed than before because at least, I was finally proud of myself, because I was the one who decided to be a better person
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>>378952313
Just for you, because I am extremely sorry I promised punisher but have to leave early.
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>>378948023
Isn't Wonder Woman's weakness bandage?
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>>378953364
And this should ignite any
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>>378953056
Thanks for your story telling
>>
>>378953364

dank

>tfw barracuda has no competition for best villain except maaaybe the crazy russian transvetite frankenstein hitman that hates Castle
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>>378944160
Pump and dump m8
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>>378943740
Bullet proof batsuit
>>
always wanted to read Flash and Supes.

what are some self contained stories I can jump on? Bonus if I can buy it easily, as I love having a physical copy.
>>
>>378947505
He could have just spent that day murdering literally every despot on earth instead.
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