>meet a gamer girl >she says she plays skyrim every fucking time

>>378934538
"i like zelda, I almost got to the end of the Deku Tree"

>gamer plays popular game
really makes you think

>>378935948
/thread

>>378935948
but skyrim isn't a game it's a hardware benchmarking program

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>>378934538
>meet gamer girl
>she has a triforce tattoo

>>378934772
>couldn't figure out how to get past the spider web tho

>>378934538
Do you guys think they do it for the porn mods? I can't imagine a girl enjoying rpgs. Even that dumbed down.

>>378936050
I can't imagine a girl bothering to figure out how to install mods.

>>378934538
>meet gamer girl
>she streams overwatch/csgo

>>378934538
>meet a gamer girl
>she's 30+ lbs. overweight
>she doesn't actually play games
every fucking time

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>Oh, I LOVE Zelda
>I don't like those blocky games though

>>378936035
>>378934538
>meet a woman
>has a quake tattoo

>>378936267
I hope you fucked her.

>meet gamer girl
>she plays latest released AAA game

>>378936267
my cock would turn to rock

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>>378934538
>Meet gamer girl
>she doesn't shower daily.

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>>378934538
>tfw meet a gamer girl
>fall in love
>find out she actually is autistic and incapable of showing affection but demands it of me
That was such a difficult fucking relationship. I never will date an autismo again, no matter how desperate i get.

>>378936304
>fuck woman in her quake tattoo

>meet a gamer girl
>she's actually a collection of ants plotting to overthrow mankind by infiltrating the gaming scene and stealing all the gamer fuel
Every
Fucking
Time

>>378934538
>Girl:I like games
>Anon:You like x?
>Girl ignores Anon, Anon bitches about it

>Girl: I like x
>Anon: Scoffs at popular game, Anon bitches about it

Some of you need to grow the fuck up.

>>378934538
>Meets gamer girl
>Plays popular video game.

Every time.

>>378934538
>meet a gamer girl
>she says she plays Overwatch
Oh, who do you like the play?
>she says she mains Mercy

Every fucking time

Most gamer girls are either fat, lez or autistic or all three. Prove me wrong.

>>378936034
>this is your brain on /v/

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>go out with gamer girl
>claims her favorite game is Skyrim and has a Skyrim tattoo
>go on two dates with her and kiss her
>she never goes out with me again
What the fuck did I do wrong?

>>378936450
>and incapable of showing affection

There is no version of autism that would leave someone capable of processing someone else's affection without being able to display it in return.

>>378936782
she doesn't exist anon

she's just one of todd's drones

>>378936723
Would a fat lez with a mustache count as all 3? Because that was one gamer girl I met.

>meet "gamer" girl
>she's a huge undertale, homestuck, steven universe fan
>she draws fanart and posts it on tumblr

>>378936782
Bad kisser I'd guess

>Meet a gamer girl
>She actually developed one of my favorite minecraft mods
>she only likes pegging boys

Just kill me now.

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>>378936782
>that two text bump
BOI you messed up bad.
That mother's day shit was also her making an excuse. Sorry f.a.m. its over

>>378934538
>Meet a gamer girl
>Spill spaghetti and burst into treats
>Don't get any cummies

>>378936782
She doesn't like you

>>378936782
your DNA is inferior and her babby manufacturing facilities detected it through saliva so she decided to call it quites

>>378936901
It was just a small smooch while we were both drunk and we parted ways at my street.

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what is the point of dating a gamer gurrrl? having someone you just stay home with to do the things you did when you were alone sounds like something you grow tired of very quickly

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>>378936934
I wish I was in your position. That is my fetish.

>>378937009
There is no point anon, gfs are overrated.

>>378937004
>we were both drunk
get ready to be contacted by a lawyer very soon about how you raped her

>>378936934

>Not taking the chance and let you feminize you

What is wrong with you?

>>378937009
because when it's /bonertime/ u get the succ not the jack

>come out of 3 year relationship where girlfriend is insanely hot and plays video games
>spend a good year on tinder trying to find one that plays games
>either genuinely autistic, ugly, or not into the same shit as me. More likely a combination of both
>after a while try dating girls based on whether I actually jel with them
>wow this is way more fun
>dating a girl for a year now who has no interest in games
>get to spend time doing shit by myself when she's not about and it not be weird

stop

>>378937136

>*Let her

fml

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>>378934538
please not this goofy again

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>>378936934
>pegging boys
Let me get her phone number f.a.m.

>>378936838
Bitch was probably to autistic to notice that she wasnt inlove with him.

>>378937168
that sounds even more pathetic than jacking it

>>378934538
What's with the shaving cream?

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>meet gamer girl
>she only plays WoW/FFXIV
this has to stop.

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>>378936934
>pegging boys
I wish I had a nice ass, a girl probably wouldn't even want to fuck this flat pancake man ass.
If I start doing squats for this reason alone, would that be mad gay?

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>>378937176

>>378936934
Dont let the faggits trick you, anal just hurts there is no reward to it.

>Meet girl who likes games
>Her knowledge is only out classics
I'm torn. On one hand, she clearly fell out of love with games unlike myself, but on the other hand she likes really good games like Super Metroid and Baulders Gate and Xcom.
I mean I'm going out with her regardless. We love boardgame and anime nights, but never sure whether to pursue videogames with her.

>>378937380
a-anon... i have some news for you...

>date Hot girl
>play vidya with her
>meme arrow

I'm a fucking loser nerd who wastes too much of his life posting about/watching/ reading about games more than I play them, and I don't care that my girlfriend isn't a gamer. It's my hobby for when I'm alone.
Heck it might even be better if she doesn't play games.

>>378937176
Sooo, what do you do together? Seems like it would make more sense to date someone who you have a lot of fun with sharing a hobby you both enjoy.

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>>378937438
I already knew anon, I already knew..., at least I'm not full gay yet, just bi.

>>378936845
Move on

>>378937510
I'm a roastie and I should get out.

>>378937176
>she's getting fucked by Jerome and his homies while you sit in your room playing video games and posting on 4chan

>meet gamer grill online
>obese dullard stoner mom with 3 kids
>she doesnt actually play the games
>she tags along in MMOs and uses them to meet guys online to cuck her husband with
>make her my rs trophy gf for a while
>her avatar literally does nothing but follow me
>"are you having fun honey?"
>"are you having fun honey?"
>"are you having fun honey?"

She did pay for my subscription though. Dropped her because literally too ugly to look at in cam. At first I wanted to use her for a green card but then I found out about the litter and family stuff and realized I had no real need to ruin my life with that pig.

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>>378934538
>Meet gamer girl
>Favorite game is Skyrim
>yo girl hold up let me hook you up with some fine ass games
>Get her some emulators
>SNES, GBA, PS1
>Get her simple but fun games like Super Mario RPG, slowly working towards other games
>She fucking loves them
>She still enjoys Skyrim but She constantly tells me how much of a blast she's having with those other games
>I secretly replay the games I recommend to her so in case she's stuck I can always help her out
Happiest 8 months of my life

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>>378936782
>falling for the 3D meme

>meet a gamer girl
>she's fat

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>meeting girls
how?

>>378937910
>obese dullard stoner mom with 3 kids
>make her my rs trophy gf for a while
>trophy gf
>obese dullard stoner mom with 3 kids

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>Gamer grill
>She is 25% jewish
Sould I kill her??

>>378937925
You're not worth consideration.

>>378938121
hey in game nobody could see how she really looked

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>Fuck girl twice
>Once without condom but came outside then used plan B
>TWO months later of barely talking she tells me she's pregnant
>Block her from everything, never told her where I lived either
Kek fuck that shit my mang lol

>>378936050
I had a fully porn modded out Skyrim install at one point, the install size was like close to 80 gigs. My main save file on there had about 350 hours played in that debauched, lewd as fuck world. I even kept an annotated list of my character's sexual conquests, there was basically nothing that she didn't get fucked by, or fucked herself. I think I posted it in /tesg/ once but I can't remember.

Anyways, I accidentally nuked the whole thing when I had to reinstall Steam. All that lewd clothing and armor, all those lusty beasts, all those hours spent fucking my way through the main quest and exploring to find new ways to get fucked, all gone in an instant.

All I have left are memories. I just couldn't be fucked to go through all that trouble to get it back to its former glory, and FO4 was on the way (and we know how that turned out, don't we, still no good lewd mods there)

I might pick it back up and start again when Skyrim SE gets its fucking script extender and all the lewd mods are ported over.

>>378938261
you're a fucking nigger. children weren't meant to be raised by a single mother

>>378936782
Protip anon, never send more than 1 message in reply to a girl you want to fuck.

For some weird reason it looks desperate and turns women off. I know that is stupid, but I don't make the rules.
>>378937664
>having sex with women
>gay

Does getting her pussy eaten by a man make a woman a lesbian? No? Then getting railed by women doesn't make you gay.

>>378938078
Lots of ways, anon. Even a dating service isn't a bad idea, though results will vary. I met mine through luck. Anime convention that we both felt a little out of place in as we grew up but the conventions age range remained the same. We both ended up sitting in a mostly empty room screening some awful anime and just made fun of the thing for hours watching what had to be half the series. Started dating a couple months of being in frequent contact later.

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>>378938261
Haha your fucked allready she will probably find you, if she makes you pay go for the DNA test its your last hope.

>>378936035
I had an awkward moment because of this.
>room mate telling me about his new girlfriend
>"She's really cool! She plays video games, too."
>me sarcastically "Oooh, bet she has a triforce tattoo right?!"
>"actually, yeah she does."
>"..."

Although, she must not be a moron because he's still with her 3 years later.

Unless HE'S a moron now.

That actually seems more likely now that I say it.

>Meet gamer girl
>Girl gets attached
>I get annoyed
>Avoid her like the plague and fap to qt anime girls

She wants me to fuck her but I don't know

>>378938356
Did you not read his story?
She was memeing him for support, she probably sent that same message to like 4 other guys

>>378938356
>>378938370
Later I found out it wasn't mine, obviously, you guys sure are a bunch of beta cucks aren't you?

>M-muh whore I fucked once wouldn't lie to me

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>see casual friend playing Skyrim
>Farkas/Derkeethus is with him
>dialogue options for trading and home-cooked meal

>meet gamergirl
>she's a self-absorbed entitled sjw cunt that doesn't play games
>meet a normal girl that also plays games sometimes
>she's really cool and actually fairly knowledgeable about the games she enjoys

>don't pursue either of them because I'll never have a chance anyways
>don't really mind being completely alone anyways
oh well

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>>378938261
>not using birth control when fornicating
>not taking responsibility for said failure to use birth control

>allowing your children to be raised by a single mother and having shit lives
If you want to spread your white seed without repercussions do it at a sperm bank, faggot.
Go back and stop being a pussy

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>>378938460
>Try giving you advise
>Call me a cuck
I'm getting the sneaking feeling that your full of shit.

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>>378936782
>H-hey, you still there :^(

pathetic

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>never met a girl, gamer or no

>Meet a gamer girl
>She says she plays LoL of Dota
Every time.
Fucking casual scum

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>>378938589
>You'll never be this much of a cuck

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>haven't interacted with a non-Menopausal woman in 13 years

Id like a qt gamer gf

>>378938589
spotted the twat shill

>>378938261
You did the right thing.

>>378936782
>That triple text
that physically hurts me to look at

>>378938589
>Fell for the pussy jew
Embarrassing, I bet you're raising 3 niglets right now, cucky.

>>378938310
Same thing happened to me. Had a fully modded save where I was a modest/moral girl but eventually became corrupted and etc. Save got ruined after a Windows update.

>>378936782

>What the fuck did I do wrong?

She spent time with you and got a better idea of what you're like as a person. Basically you're a beta sperg.

>>378938261
You do know you can be jailed for back-child support, right?

>Nutting in a stranger

retarded

>>378934538
>she says she plays Oblivion
Still trash though.

>>378938779
you're gonna have to take the easy /v/irgin way out and fuck some """trap""" instead
hope you're ready to become a delusional prison fag

>>378938959
>Implying I live in america land of the """"""""""""free""""""""""""
>Not nutting in strangers then bailing
Cuck

>>378936782
>p-p-please respond

Honey, no.

>>378938934
The absolute worst.
the even shittier part of my fuckup was that I was a dumbass and kept the mods folder inside the skyrim directory so it got nuked along with the game

There was probably shit in there that can't be found anymore (either taken down and scrubbed off the net by dramaqueens on LL or lost from nexus because of drama queens during the paid mods fiasco)

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>Part-time Coworker tells me to watch her stream after work
>Cant go a minute without reading large donations from beta orbiters

>Tfw she made more than my daily wage in 1 night of streaming

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>>378936782
I feel bad for you anon, I was like you once

>>378938261
Did the right thing.
Let her get an abortion or suffer as a single mother.

>>378938640
>just be a father dude gotta propagate the white race fuck your future
>advice
Not him but kek how about you go get laid /pol/

>why arent there hardcore female gamer shutins like me?

>geeeeeee

seriously, would you literally fuck yourself? because that's what youre expecting

>>378939124
Women have it tough.

I fucking hate it when youre fucking a hooker and your condom breaks but you still fuck her because it feels good, then when you pull out and cum on her ass hoping she didnt notice about the condom she throws a fit of rage and hits you and threatens to call her friends to beat you up and you wonder if you should hit or stab her but prefer not to because she would call the cops and then she steals your wallet

>>378939296
>Being a hooker
>Not being on the pill
Seriously? How fucking stupid can you get?

>>378939027
Enjoy your STDs.

>>378934538
>Meet anyone who claims he's a "gamer".
>They say that because they OCCASIONALLY play Nintendo games / LoL / Retail WoW / Skyrim / *sports game*
>I want to immediately stop speaking to them.

This is my life in New York. I fucking hate this city of posers. It's not just with games. Whole city is just a bunch of career oriented pricks with zero personality whose idea of fun is standing in line to get into a small but crowded club on a Friday night to drink some alcohol - and just the burning need to attach alcohol to every single fucking activity.

>>378939276
I lift, I think I'm pretty fuckable right now, could do with less fucking belly though.
>>378939357
>Being a retard
>Not being able to read
Seriously? How fucking stupid can you get?

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>Work with a lesbian redhead who likes video games
>Start talk talking about vidya
>She says she just bought a PS4
>Says that Horizon: Zero Dawn is amazing

LOL

>>378939124
she wants you to become one of them. she knows you will because she can physically flirt with you and get you to watch her stream and funnel your salary into her. might even make you a mod to boost your ego above the other orbiters so you can feel more connected to her and give her more while white-knighting her

>>378939296
>because she would call the cops
I doubt it mate, being a prostitute is pretty illegal
>steals your wallet
Pff weak

>>378939425
>could do with less fucking belly though
So you're 5'2 and 400lbs, ok.
Yeah being that heavy does technically count as lifting.

>>378939184
Did you even read the post your responding to or are you just trying to bait?
>>378938370
I'll give you a chance to read it again

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>>378939461
Fuck that, all my disposable income goes towards figmas and cheap booze

>>378937009
It's all about personality. I respect anyone that plays vidya, as long as they do it past the mainstream level.

I respect them the same way I'd respect someone who goes hiking, sight seeing or skydiving a lot. It's the adventurous type of person. Not someone who is overly-conformist (I.E. doesn't think ANYTHING over) or a monotone zombie who has no notion of fun.

>>378939430
she's right. it's pretty decent
only good "Farcry" game in like a decade

>>378939531
I'm 5.8 and weight 190lbs, nice try dum dum.

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>>378939672
>I'm 5.8

>>378939184
he told you to get a dna test if she wanted money out of you nigga chill

>>378939548
but don't you love me anon? I'm your own personal Stacie... just come watch my stream anon. if you donate to me your name will appear on the screen, if you donate more than Chad you'll even get my "Biggest D" award until someone outbids you! doesn't that sound like fun anon? you know.. I do really like you, so please come watch me.

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>>378939712
It's okay anon, everyone is 5.3 where I live.

>>378936264
>likes zelda
>hates minecraft
whats wrong

>>378939672
>5'8" 190lbs
Jesus you're a fucking globe lmao
hit the gym lardass, put down the little ceasars

>>378939726
That's not me silly goose, that's another anon.

>>378939672
Well you may be a virgin obese manlet, but at least you're not a morbidly obese virgin manlet.

>>378939538
>>378939726
Shit m8 out of the two links in >>378938460 how was I supposed to know yours was the retarded paranoid-schizophrenic one?
>she'll find you
She's obviously just trying to scare the dude into being the guy who supports it, because they both know that she used the morning after pill so it CANT be his. Unless she really is that stupid and wants to go all-in on a legal case that can easily be knocked down by a simple test

>>378939672
>>378939425
>fat "powerlifter" detected
post your one rep max so i can laugh even harder

>>378939942
I squad 150lbs
Cry harder

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>>378939786
>>378939712
>I'm 6,0
>Friend of mine is 5,7 and half my weight
>He still gets way more pussy then I do
I know all of you say personality is a meme but dude is just so funny that everyone wants him. Dude also has a pretty face.

>>378936723
There was a girl at a xanadu smash tournament who was pretty cute.

I mean who knows if she was autistic but she was definitely an above average player.

>>378939839
15% body fat man, why are you getting mad?
>>378939942
I never said I was a power lifter, just that I lift, which I do, what's with all this proyecting in this thread?

>>378939472
>being a prostitute is pretty illegal

not here, prostitution is legal but the john can still get fined or have his car taken away

>>378936723
Most gamer guys are fat, fap to traps or futa, or are autistic.

Prove me wrong.

>>378939979
It's ok anon just b urself ;)

>3" dick fat manlet with the voice of a child
>hobbies include watching shit 90's cartoons that no one remembers and playing indie games
Some people were just made to live alone

>>378939885
If you have facebook or Twitter you are really easy to find. Bitches will do anything for money.

>>378939979
>personality is a meme
Only /v/ and maybe a few other /r9k/ dumbasses would say this.

Obviously the pretty face helps, but personality is good for everyone

>>378936782
You're a beta bitch that reeks desperation, just like me

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>>378940114
This is the kind of girl that lets you take nudes of her after fucking her twice, not that bright. No need to worry about me anon.

>>378939885
Also fuck you being paranoid kept me from having to pay child support for some kid that isnt mine twice.

>>378940071
I'm most gamers guys and I'm actually underweight, and really fucking hate faggots
you got me on that last one though

>>378940104
Indeed. Why are you here?

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>>378940428
To suffer.
Same as the rest of us on this planet.

>>378940258
>using your dad's texts to make fun of virgins

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>often told I'm attractive by female friends
>not autistic and am able to hold decent conversations
>never had a gf

Genuinely don't know where the fuck I went wrong.

>>378939827
I believe 'blocky' means N64 era games. Could be wrong

>>378934538
>yeah? what rape mods do you have installed?

>meet a gamer girl at game themed party.
>she likes story driven single player games and fighters.
>bit chubby but not fat
>we have been together for 3-4 years now
>I'm happy and really love her
Happens to me every time

>>378940550
you never made an effort

>>378940550
You're terrified of intimacy and the thought of having sex with a real life woman.

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>>378937967
>Being so frightened of failure and such a pussy that you never hit warm 3D pussy.
;:^)

>>378940104
>fat
clearly you've given up, time for the noosey goosey

>>378938261
I kind of wanted to travel to a different country, use fake identity, fuck a girl without a condom, and disappear.

>>378940731
I've yet to witness a non japanese female break the first combo barrier, smash doesn't count. It's crazy, they can have a great footsy game but for some reason they just won't get down the timin for combos.

>>378940550
Same, but I fuck all of my female friends too.
It's actually weird because I work in healthcare and all of these gossipy bitches considers me a "player", but dates me anyways, fucks me for a while, and tells me they want to be friends, and then marries a fat manlet... I'm so aloof about it I don't even care anymore. I'm almost 30.. I need to get a bitch knocked up soon...

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>>378940550
>not autistic
There's your problem senpai. If u can hold a conversation with females and you believe what they say is true but I'm sure you don't since you have no confidence and if you don't have confidence how the Fuck are you going to ask out a girl. Austim is sitting there waiting for a girl to ask you out and for anime to become real. Go ask a girl out get rejected or don't. The important thing is to not drop your spaghetti and sperg out. Don't go to every girl asking them out but plan this shit out. The most important thing is to try anon you will fail or you will succeed what's important is that you put in the effort

>>378940979
Just pick a drunk whore in a bar in another state, no need to go to such lenghts.

>Meet a gamer guy
>He says he plays weeb shit
Every fucking time

>>378941014
There are plenty, just difficult to spot bevause the ones who actually care about playing games aren't interested in being identified as a gurl gamur

>>378941014
Tekken and soul calibur. She is pretty ducking good at it. I'm more of a pc guy so I don't play those games a lot unless I feel like losing

>>378941067
Well I live in Canada, So I could just fly to California or something, I can hold a pretty decent euro accents, probably just throw on an Irish accent, Call myself Shaun, and say I'm a fisherman just stopping in to see the sights.
I like to play characters.

>>378936934
>>She actually developed one of my favorite minecraft mods
>she only likes pegging boys
Is she a girl or is she a "girl"

>>378941123
>meet a """gamer"""" """guy"""
>plays westcuck games
made me want to vomit

>>378934538
that's when you ask if she has sexlab aroused creatures installed

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>>378934538
What did you expect? Zork?

Can confirm, last girl I met who identified as a gamer was obsessed with skyrim. When I asked why she said because of the mods, just goes to show you that even girls know that skyrim has got shitty gameplay and needs mods to make it even slightly playable.

>>378936035
Cute

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>>378934538
I met a chick ten years older than me who worked in I.T security and had a giant zerg tattoo covering her entire back.

My dick was diamonds but I met her in a psychiatric ward which raised a few red flags. My friend said "don't do it bro" but boner new best. I should of listened to boner, man.

>>378936267
If true, she's rarer than a unicorn.

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>>378934538
>Meet gamer girl
>Favorite game is Skyrim with loverslab mods

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>>378934538
>back in highschool
>this one girl I liked but wasn't sure whether to proceed or not
>hear her humming Suikoden 2 name entry theme song

Now she's my wife.

>>378937380
>want to improve your appearance to have sex with a woman
>would that be mad gay?
I don't get you people at all sometimes.

>>378941252
"she" can code, so make an educated guess

>>378936445
do you?

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>meet gamer girl
>she normie tier but we waited dark souls II to come out and we had that shit in common
>game is shit and we complain togheter
>slowly build her interest in better games
>she even plays danmaku fightans and vn with me
>she's my girlfriend now
>super cute and sexy
>still have to post on /v/ to brag or motivate you to always get a girls' attention by complainig about games and it's fucking easy

No joke it got so easy to get close girls since GAMOONG is a trend. Just take advantage of it, I'm not telling you to go full normie zone, but don't get discouraged if a girl enjoys shitty games, you can fake to enjoy it them, then slowly redpill her. It works -every- time, especially using subtle anime stuff. I'd reccomend Muv-Luv for this prupose, no joke. It works

>>378939979
Have you tried fucking him

>>378936693
This is what really fuckin' fascinates me
70% of the women i know playing Overwatch have Mercy in their 3 most played.
It's the same with 12 y/o and Reaper or 15 y/o weaboos and Genji

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>meet gamer girl
>can't talk with her because I realized I don't fucking play video games

woops :DD

>>378934538
>meet a """"gamer"""" girl
>she plays FPS on PC with controller
video fucking related https://youtu.be/9f4dW1YpuoA

Also this is your average dia mercy player so whenever some faggot tells you that mercy requires any skill whatsoever send him this video.

>>378941378
what makes you think they care about the gameplay and don't just use it as a barbie dressup simulator like everyone else?

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>>378936267

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>>378941363
Dude that would be cool. I've talked to older women that surprise me with some of their past gaming experiences. Every younger girl I've met into 'gaming' or is a 'gaymer' has been a total sperg with no social skills.

>>378938360
>Does getting her pussy eaten by a man make a woman a lesbian? No?
that's a really ad comparison, anon

>>378941701
>autist and his roastie don't understand Dark Souls 2
as expected

>meet "gamer" girl
>wants to play smash brothers in a part environment
>stands still half of the time
>cuck comics fan boyfriend tells her how to play
>she tears up and hides in another room for the rest of the party
>gets mad when people don't let her play
she's 23.

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>>378941701
>muv-luv

>>378936034
nigga please

>relatives keep asking me when I'm going to find a gf to marry and have kids with
>I just want to live in a cabin with some a big fit guy playing video games and doing butt stuff
I will stay in this closet until the day I die

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>>378939124
try your luck, if she get's donations, i guess she's hot.
Just NEVER donate or give her money. if she keeps interest, go full on horsecock and bang her pussy into her lungs

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>>378938310

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>>378937967

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>>378941910
well, yeah. people tend to forget a woman was pretty much singlehandedly responsible for the creation of point & click genre. people just tended not to advertise they played video games until not so long ago so you never knew who was in.

>>378939979
>half my weight
i suppose he is about 70kg/154lb and simply buff as hell

>>378942139
I wanna fuck that cat

>>378942208
He's a Betelgeusian

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>>378942208
Too bad, have some alt-universe Meow instead.

>>378942360
I wanna fuck that Betelgeusian

>meet gamer girl
>she's hot (flat chest but hella butt)
>plays vidya on semi-mainstream level
>she's a huge twat
>get friendzoned for 3 years
I'm no longer that omega sperg lord, but damn that time was harsh
i could've banged her
she told me after we broke
she was the gf of one of my best friends for one of those 3 years

>>378942393
I wanna die

>>378942360
Whatever, he's totally a space cat.

>>378942150
>girl next door look will never again be this attractive

Roberta Williams was the shit.

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>>378942393

>work at a shitty summer job
>get comfortable around this one nice 8/10 onee-chan-like coworker
>hey anon what vidya do you like?
>[Power level hiding intensifies]
>What? I love skyrim
>Hey anon do you know this one mobile game/FPS? I play it all the time with my boyfriend
She wasn't even cancerous, but I knew some normie girl who loved Skyrim and Dragon Age Inquisition
>>378934538
yeah pretty much, this happened to me a couple times irl

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>>378942426
>>378942505
Great show.

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>>378934538
There is no god!

>>378940038
>15% bf
>belly
you're either baiting or delusional

>>378936838
My sister has this though.

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>>378934538
She play RO mobile and dont Call herself a Gamer. She only play it with me and dont know who is Zelda. I sure love ber so much.

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>>378942580
Shame /a/ hates it, and how unpopular it is in general.

>meet girl in college
>hook up
>4 years later she writes a 30 page essay/study on video gaming's effects on second language English learning
>tfw it's decent
>it gets published in a national video gaming online magazine
>girls into science are rare as fuck

I'm keeping her mateys

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My female roommate pretty much only plays Skyrim. On time she left the room with the game still on so I changed the difficulty to master then left for work. When I got back and asked her how skyrim was going she complained about how an ancient dragon followed her everywhere she fast traveled and kept killing her. I was just doing her a favour by adding some challenge to the game.

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>>378942505
Depressed Dandy and co. made me fucking spit out my drink, I was especially caught off guard by the "I wanna die" at the end of the replacement intro.

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>>378942684
Space Dandy is honestly underrated

>>378942609
It's simple, I hate myself.

>>378940416
Literally same here

>>378937009
Video games are the only thing I know.

>>378942640
>unpopular
Granted I don't browse /a/ but I've never really seen people criticize it much.

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>>378942945
People don't like it because it's not Bebop and pretty much refuse to give the show a chance with a non-biased state of mind.

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>meet gamer girl
>turns out she likes mecha anime as well and regularly discuss it
>during conversation she does nothing but call me a retard and act like she wants nothing to do with me yet is always the first to initiate it

I've never been so confused about how someone feels about me.

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>>378942945
Oh, and /a/ hates it because it aired on Toonami.

>>378943116
I'm not much of an animu aficionado but I thought the English VA was top notch.

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>>378943182
It is top notch, and at times it's honestly better than the Jap VA, but /a/ hates it because it aired on Toonami, and if you try and talk about it, you'll get told to go to /co/.

>>378943116
You sure they're not just trying to scare off /co/? That board has pretty awful taste in anime and Godzilla movies.

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>>378942638

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>>378943182
>dub

>Know few female gamers/nerds in my friends circle but some have boyfriends inside said circle, others are lesbians/trans/etc and aren't my type in general
>People tend to "pair" me with other female friend from college is a Pokemon and Sonic enthusiast who I don't really love as much more than a good friend I think the feeling is mutual anyways
>Last time I fell madly in love was with a kinda hot and qt girl two years older than me that was into cosplay, lolita, videogames and introduced me to /cgl/ and after that I started browsing 4chan more and more often
>After I told her I liked her everything went progressively to shit, despite telling me that she liked me too but wasn't ready.
>She lied to me several times and started to avoid me and my friends apparentely because she got a bf and "feared" that I would ask her out again
>Even though I told her way the first time I asked her out that we could stay as friends if she didn't like me I didn't want to lose her as I appreciated the good times we had even if she didn't became my gfIn the end after months of avoiding me and a heated discussion we cutted ties anyways as she showed her true colors
>It still hurts anyway

It feels like I was destined to die alone. The fact that I can't function that well with strangers without looking like a weirdo makes making new friends difficult to me, let alone finding a mate.
I just want somebody like her but that doesn't use me like a fucking toy.

>>378943291
The only time /a/ talked about Space Dandy was when it aired, and even then people were bombarding threads and getting them deleted by telling people to go back to /co/.

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>meet gamer girl
>she has a huge Kingdom Hearts sleeve tattoo on her arm

>>378943353
>ching chong ping pong rice rice tamagachi
>wow this sure is immersive
Dub vs sub elitism is the one of the most retarded things I have ever seen

>>378943434
Well that sucks. If it means anything /m/ will be happy to discuss it if the one shitposter who ruins everyone's day isn't on the moment you make one.

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>Meet a gamer guy
>Start dating him
>Move in together
>He's sleeping in the room next to me as I'm typing this

>>378943116
>>378942725
>>378942684
>>378942505

The main issue I have with space Dandy is that the animation can get so fucking bad at times, like it's mind blowing how an anime this good can get episodes like the zombie one (which is still one of my favorite) where it's more of a sideshow than an animated work.

>>378940838
It's not a matter of the pussy it's a matter of the disgusting thing attached to it.

>>378943559
You're a guy too, aren't you?

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>>378943629
Of course

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>>378943451
Eh, it depends, and while I can obviously see the reasoning behind the elitism, sometimes it can overly obnoxious. There are times where sub is objectively better than dub, like with Shonen stuff, but there are rare occasions where the dub is just as good as the sub, like with Space Dandy.

>>378943484
Never gone to /m/, but thanks anon.

>>378943564
I don't think any anime that aired on TV on a budget looked perfect, I dunno. There's episodes that look astonishing, and sometimes there's episodes where there's some bits of what you mentioned. I don't think that makes objectively bad though.

>>378939839
>He fell for the BMI meme

Kill yourself.

>>378943685
Sometimes I wonder why dudes ever bother with chicks.
You queers are living the dream.

>>378943685
but that's gay

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>Wanting a gamer girl
>Implying playing games isnt as normal as watching TV nowadays
What's wrong with you?

>>378941548
Yeah but it would be for the purpose of getting fucked in the ass

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>>378934538
true story
>at mall back in 2013
>having lunch with friend and his wife
>suddenly his wife starts snickering
>turn my head to find out why
>see small group of(about 4-5) of what looks like grown men wearing these goofy mask
>all of them wearing overalls
>friend wife cannot stop laughing
>realize they can hear her laughing
>suddenly the big one puts his fingers to his mouth and lets out a sharp whistle
>not sure why but start to panic
>muffled music can be heard coming from around the corner
>"hit-hit-hit-hit-hit it.. like father, like son. you're always number one(YES) best buddies, best pals.."
>heart beating fast as fuck
>all of da sudden see about 30 more of these goofy mask wearing men come around the corner as the music gets louder
>all of them beboping and dancing to the goof troop song
>jump up and take off running fast as I can
>never heard from friend and his wife again
holy shit, why are these people so damn scary.

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>>378943730
I have a gay friend and he says that most gay guys that he talks to are only interested in sex and that it's hard to find a gay guy that wants to connect emotionally

J-just a friend I swear

>>378943801
There is literally nothing worse than a roastie watching trash TV

And sadly most of them do

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>4-5 years ago
>Meet girl online from a /vp/ IRC
>Gradually become more and more infatuated with her
>Got to the point where it was extremely unhealthy
>Would get jealous of anyone who talked to her
>This goes on for months
>I would PM her all the time, to which she'd straight up avoid me
>I was incredibly cringey
>One day, she posts a picture of herself in the chat
>Turns out she was a guy the entire time and lied to everyone about being a girl
>Got led on with a ton of emotional shit in between only to feel like a complete schmuck by the end of it
>Had to have been a few years since I talked to him
>Then later I met an actual girl from the same chatroom who turned out to be a crazy psychotic cunt that ripped out my heart and stomped on it and then rubbed it in my face when I tried to get on good terms with her again after some shit went down
>Have only just recently gotten over all of it, but the scars are still healing

>>378944159
>want to connect emotionally
>too autistic, ugly and fat to even appear as blip on other gays radars
>abandon 3D and fully commit to 2D men
I have so many husbandos that love me, you don't even know

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>>378944258
>had online friend who kept telling me about ""girl"" he met online
>keep telling him it's not a girl
>he doesn't listen
>eventually realizes it isn't a girl and whines to me about it
>does this twice more
>delete him from my friends list

>>378944258
What a complete cuck

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>>378937380
>tfw have a nice body
>occasionally want to be a qt boy
>can't shave without getting red bumps everywhere

Guess I'll be straight forever then

>>378944431
I was a very emotional and naive 17/18 year old

>>378934538
Skyrim is a serious time investment for your average human being and she probably knows you like video games. She's trying to impress you. You could have a potential gf lined up if your autism wasn't cockblocking you.

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>>378944258
At least you didn't fall in love with a lez anon...

There is no greater pain, I feel like I failed as a man like I will never be good enough for anybody. It's been 5 years and after 2 more girlfriends not working out, I'm slowly turning gay myself and just hate women period, unless they are in porn, and even then I prefer trannies.

>>378944258
I'm trying but I just can't feel sorry for you. You're such a pathetic shit heap. Sorry Anon.

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>have bf
>we're currently playing through Divinity: Original Sin together in anticipation of the sequel coming out

All is right in the world.

>>378944258
I wanted to feel bad for you but you didn't learn from the first time

>>378936934
Which countries/cities have the best pegging scenes? Asking for a friend..

>>378938884
Look at the time stamps. In this case there was nothing to lose.

>meet gamer girl
>she streams a popular video game on twitch with her tits taking up a quarter of the screen and half is filled with promotions, leaving one fourth of the screen to actual gameplay (which she's shit at)

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>>378936267

>have a g(b)f
>dat boypussy

>>378944662
I met her like a month after all that shit went down, and we seemed to get along, but then she got into this huge fight with the mods in the IRC and basically gave me an ultimatum between her or my other friends, so I went with my friends at the time. Then a year later I was feeling extremely depressed and tried talking to her again, which made it worse. Still, I learned from it to never try and be friends with an ex.

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i recognize that goofy!

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>meet a gamer girl
>forget she exists
>get baked and play vidya at home
wow

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>>378944258

>>378940550
>pretty good at picking up girls
>crippling depression makes me not want to try unless my thoughts have been going in that particular line, and crippling anxiety makes it so that even if I do manage to stay calm and hide it for a while, it all comes tumbling down as soon as it gets serious

I haven't had sex in 8 years, but I've had several girls in my bedroom, ready to do it with me.

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>>378939129
I'm really not, I've been with lots of chicks actually. Usually I don't get the cold shoulder however, but as I said, those messages are all well spaced and the girl had a bad habit of not replying (for instance on our second date we made plans and I didn't get a response to my "okay I'll see you at x place at 11pm?", called her at 10, she apologized, turned out she was napping, and she showed up to the bar before even I did).

Point is, in this specific case, it could not have hurt the situation to be the aggressor with the double text and then send one last "Let me know" in case it was just another "sry I got busy with x, y, z".

I hope this clears things up.

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>ask out friend
>she says no but doesn't want to stop being friends
>after a month or two finally come to terms that it'll never happen
>don't want to spend as much time with her as before as it just depresses me
>don't want to go back to having 0 female contact again

How do I stop the suffering?

>>378944907
>Am 22 now
?

>>378944861
I guess it's fine as long as you learned anon

>>378943695
>space ebola

>>378936534
i fucking hate it when this shit happens

>>378944870
Who was the retard that made this collage? Fucking jesus, makes me want to vomit.

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>>378942426

>>378945003
Keep being her friend anon, until she starts dating some dude. Then you stop talking to her completely, maybe she will realize what she's missing.

>see girl at park gathering
>pale, ginger, bright blue eyes
>she has Gondor tree tattoo on thigh
>approach and ask her what it is
>"heh, it's a bit embarrassing"
>I ask if it's the citadel tree
>she says yeah, start talking about LotR
>she speaks elvish

We dated for a while but she was a weed addict, went into crying fits weekly and had annoying ocd

Still regret letting her go but it's easier when I remember how insane she was

>>378936040
>had to help a friend on that while his parents were watching
>they all though I was a genius child
If they only knew

>>378945023
Past is the past, everyone's done embarrassing shit they ain't proud of. Best thing to do is make sure that shit doesn't happen again and learn from it.

In the middle of a divorce, i'm 22 and the reason was because when I wasn't working or taking care of our daughter and doing things with her i'd play some video games, her reasoning was that i'm still a young kid at heart and shouldn't be doing that shit anymore. She's 31, a shame it hasn't worked out. But hey, if she's going to be like that, then why be married?

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>>378938956
We got sushi the first time and it was okay, just chatted and shit, went well.

Went on second date out downtown for drinks, we both got drunk, she encouraged me to get as drunk as she was getting. She revealed herself to be pretty spergy actually, terrible dance skills, but overall it didn't go badly, we walked home together and it was fine, smooched goodbye before parting ways.

I've dealt with women a lot and I can admit when I've fucked up because of my sperg attitude/behaviour (I have a long story that I won't delve into unless it's well requested) and I genuinely don't believe that that was the case here.

>>378945257
If you're going to be a manchild why have a kid? You sound like a piece of shit.

>>378945257
This is why cougars are a meme anon, never fall for the meme.

>>378945257
>marriage
Probably the biggest meme in the current world

>>378945321
Is it really to much to ask for an hour to myself to play video games after working a 10 hour shift and taking care of the chores around the house?

>>378944258
>meet girl in halo 3 in like 2008
>talk all the time and play halo 3 together
>added on Facebook and such to talk more
>profile is a really cute athletic punky hawaiian girl
>seems accurate enough to her personality
>start to become good friends
>continue being friends for a few years
>play other games together, but still primarily halo 3
>one day she says she has to tell me something
>tells me she's not who I think she is, and that she's sorry for lying to me
>tell her I don't really care if she's not the girl in the pictures because I'm only friends with her personality
>removes all of her accounts, never signs into xbl again
>get pretty sad that she wasn't willing to stay friends and let me get to know who she really is
>think about her semi-frequently
>stop caring after like 2 years
>one day get a friend request with zero mutuals on Facebook from some cute shortstack latina girl
>say hi and ask why she added me
>she asks if I remember her xbl account
>not really sure what to think, but continue being inquisitive
>tells me she's the real girl I talked to for years
>I'm kind of dumbstruck, wondering why she felt the need to make a fake identity when there is nothing wrong with her
>says it's complicated and she doesn't want to talk about it so I leave it at that
>do some catching up for a while and she still seems just as cool, still lots of common interests between us
>eventually stop talking because there's not much left to say and we live across the country from each other
>fast forward to last year
>she sneak deleted me, probably for posting dumb trump memes

probably could've played it better and gotten with her, though I'm deathly afraid of intimacy and commitment like that anyways and she probably wouldn't have liked me in person. oh well I suppose, the internet is pretty weird sometimes. She was damn good at Halo though, had all 50s

thanks for reading my blog

>>378934538

Who is this seaman demon!

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>>378945321
Kys
>>378945324
This anon is right
>>378945406
>chores
Exhibit A

Cougars/Milfs are a giant meme lad, they basically just turn into more annoying needy sexual moms at some point.

>>378945257
She sounds like a complete cunt in all honesty. If she can't even deal with you wanting to enjoy yourself like that then it's good you broke it off.
Release custody of the child and tell her to find somebody else for child support, you're way too young to deal with this shit.

>>378945495
>He thinks the father has no responsibility

You kill yourself you giant waste of oxygen. Pieces of trash like you need to be castrated.

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>>378936450
Damn, are you me ?
It was worse in my case, though. She turned full SJW during our relationship. This sucks.

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>>378945307
post the story

and the moral of the story is my brother is to always remember:

1) never focus on just 1 girl at a time

2)women are a diamond dozen. maintain an air of indifference since you can just go find another one

3) the one who cares the least has the upper hand. make her interested in you and dripfeed affection back to her to keep her around. to this end i would recommend the book "
How To Win Friends and Influence People" by dale carnegie

4) improve upon yourself. i recommend the book gorilla mindset by mark cernovich. i also recommend hitting the weights and getting big

>>378945565
Pffft, im also this anon
>>378944565
Trust me that was just one of my many horrible stories on dating.

>>378943279
/a/ is not a board for people who enjoy high quality media, anime or otherwise.

>>378945447
>Posting memes on Normiebook

>>378945557
>t. old hag
He had no business knocking up a 30 y/o woman at 22 anyways. She practically took advantage of him, to be completely and utterly honest.

>>378945728
yeah that's what I said
I bet you feel so counter culture right now

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>>378938138
your kids will be 1/8 jewish
even the national socialists themselves considered these kids to be non jewish germans

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>>378945638
>women are a diamond dozen
Um anon it's "A dime a dozen"

>>378945731
I don't really give a shit if he was taken advantage of, that's all far too late once there's a kid. But a daughter or son without a father figure turns into the tumblr degenerates you see today.

>>378945886
Agreed, I was simply saying he should have never fell for the meme in the first place. Ofc he should stay and support his daughter.

>>378945846
nice revisionism, Schlomo

>>378945871
Fuck off Julien

>>378945871
Akarin is dime (10)!

>>378946061
can you even read german lmao

>>378945871
What if I'd give you a dozen diamonds to be my woman?

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>meet a gamer girl
>she likes all the same games as me and is better than me at most
>she's also adorable and perfect
>she's a lesbian

>>378946145
I can read your kikish intentions

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.

Guys. I met a wonderful girl on Coffee Meets Bagel. We played trivia together in person and really hit it off. Her favorite game was Morrowind, she was gorgeous, and she was adamant that Babylon 5 was better than Deep Space 9 in every way. I went on a first date with her, and then a second.

She never responded to my texts after the second date. I don't know what I did.
I feel a new kind of pain because of this.

I wish I could go back to feeling nothing.

>>378945638
oh yeah, the most important bit of advice i left out: develop and exude confidence. if you reek of insecurity it's a huge turnoff to women. women generally like women who are either just like or the exact opposite of their father. use this information to get ahead. women with no strong father figures are easy prey and you should have no trouble bagging one with all of the advice i have presented to you thus far

>>378946338
maria is a pretty name. don't ruin this good thing you've got going.