7 DAYS UNTIL E3: /V/EEKEND EDITION

Is e3 seriously a week away? I unironically can't wait to spend time with /v/ shitposting

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Soon.

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>>378934012
It's getting late, why don't you go to bed?

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>>378934012

Summer /v/ is blooming.

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>I am very, very proud and excited to announce that we'll be exiting the videogame console business effective immediately, thank you for your support over the years.

>Please consider buying a Nintendo Switch as our internal studios and partners look to transition to Nintendo's exciting new platform.

>Thank you and goodbye forever. Sony is done.

~waddles off stage, sort of trips over near the end~

>>378934161
Agreed

>>378934075
i can only pray for the return of unca dante everyday

>>378934197
I'd be happy if Microsoft left. Fuck 'em.

>>378934197
>Wanting less competition.

No thanks.

>>378934075
It's not happening

>>378934197
Don't want then to leave, want them to stop producing garbage that holds back the industry

>>378934197
>>378934353
>Wanting anyone to leave.

Literally bad for everyone.

>>378935223
>want them to stop producing garbage that holds back the industry
This

>>378935768

Like ?

>>378935981
Feminist: Action Game
David Cage
etc

>>378933958
I'm just looking forward to the giant bomb live streams.
I expect nothing from the entertainment industry anymore but I'm happy to be proven wrong

>>378936029

Tomb Raider was decent though..

>>378936870
He means Horizon, the actual feminist propaganda game

>>378936912
If Zelda had come out last year like it was supposed to, Horizon would be the game of the year.

>>378935651
The best outcome would be Microsoft leaving and Sega/SNK coming up with their own console, riding the nostalgia train with good games/no paid online/no dlc bullshit and rest of the industry adapting to them

I'm going into this one with zero expectations whatsoever. There's no games that I want announced, and really the only thing I was hoping for was another FFVII Remake trailer, but considering recent drama with that, I'm not holding my breath.

But, in the spirit of the season...

hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

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Will this be the year?

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>>378933958
>HOPES
Demon's Souls ps4 remaster, DMC5, Fromsoftware new IP, Retro new IP, Platinum Switch game and Mario Odyssey, maybe The Evil Within 2 since Bethesda's having a showcase
>EXPECTATIONS
Same as usual, I'll laugh at the Microsoft, EA and Ubisoft conferences and unironically watch the other ones for the shit I actually care about

>7 days until EA announces nothing
>8 days until Microsoft and Bethesda announce nothing
>9 days until Ubisoft and Sony announce nothing
>10 days until Nintendo announces nothing

c-can't wait guys

>>378937038
>Horizon would be the game of the year
No, it would need to be a good game first

What's Itsuno's new game gonna be? DMC5, DD2, or a new IP?

Want to see more cod ww2 gameplay.
Would be awesome with a new fallout game.
Never ever but bloodborne for pc and sequel announcement.

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>a new Sega All Star Racing game from Sumo Digital
>new Ape Escape, I'll accept remaster/hd ports as a half win.
>From's new game

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>sony e3 conference
>devs of N.Sane trilogy come on stage
>talk a bit about it then walk of stage to show gameplay
>what is this
>new level is shown
>during it crash finds a kart and hops in it
>shows him driving onto one of the CTR tracks and around
>video ends saying CTR is coming as bundled with N.Sane trilogy
Extra
>during the CTR footage, Spyro appears in a kart as well
>end of video also shows a Spyro trilogy remake due next year

I would die happy

>>378933958
>Hopes
Russia nukes all of Capcom's offices all over the world.
>Dreams
Same as above except movie-like hackers manage to find the source code for a finished version of all of Capcom's latest titles right before the nukes hit them and they are all somehow great.
>Expectations
Donte may Cry 2: Fuck you even harder edition. SSFV: Fuck you too edition, as paid DLC. PS4 PRO ADVANCE, a console to surpass metal scorpio, with 4 mobile GPUs on Crossfire and the same bottlenecking CPU they've been using, overclocked 5% harder for a 20ºc increase in working temperature. Kojima comes out of the closet, reveals Death Stranding is just a movie about his homosexual tendencies and how he masturbates to Norman Reedus' deformed ass every night. Nintendo retires the 3DS.

>>378937632
God, anything except DD2 please. I'll never understand the meme following for DD. What a piece of shit game.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER: Bethesda's conference was delayed to 9 pm PT.
The two sites below haven't been corrected yet.
http://www.e3countdown.com/
http://e3countdown.weebly.com/

for some reason I'm not really excited for E3 this year. hopefully there will be something actually exciting to see this year.

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>>378937632
>What's Itsuno's new game gonna be? DMC5, DD2, or a new IP?

>DMC5
High chance, old actors have regularly teased it for 2 years now, Itsuno said "DMC is not over, DmC did not kill it.", appeared on work pipeline for 2018, Vergil VA said "They're bringing us back! (we can say that right?)" Some guy on Reddit did a write-up on all hints IIRC.

>New IP
Medium chance, old DMC has after all been long gone; and a supposed leak has Capcom working on 3 new IP's. I don't think this is Itsuno though, I think this is 3 pitches by Capcom Vanconver. (Dead Rising guys)
http://vgleaks.com/capcom-3-new-projects-leaked/

>DD2
Low chance, DDO is still getting supported, and DD didn't come out on PC until after Itsuno's new project started. Meaning the sales of Dragon's Dogma were still relatively low during that time.

>>378938472
I'll get that sorted, thanks.

NEW VEGAS TWO!!!!!

>>378938660
>DMC5
>High chance
No

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>>378939420
Times have been updated. Sorry about that I completely missed that.
http://e3countdown.weebly.com/

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Unpopular opinion? Unpopular opinion.

I will miss Aisha Tyler this year.

I want to fuck her. There I said it.

>>378935651
I can't think of a single bad thing that will happen if Microsoft left the market

>>378940823
I'll miss her too, and I fucking hate her. She's just fun to hate.
>I want to fuck her.
I wouldn't call this an unpopular opinion. You should see some of the E3 stickies when Ubisoft's presentation was going in previous years.

>>378940823
I also want to fuck her and impregnate her but I don't want to deal with the extreme cringe

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>>378941126
>>378941164

>>378941364
This has to be bait

>>378941464
t. nintenbro

>>378941464
How? It doesn't look weird or anything.

>>378941504
>>378941525
Haha, you baited me. Try to post only real cards in the future thanks.

>>378941559
>>378941504

>>378941364
>pokemon
>children's game
Cause kids can easily comprehend ivs, evs etc..

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>>378941559

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>>378941640
When I was a kid me and all the other kids were playing Pokemon all the time.

It's not for adults.

>>378941647
I didn't want more bait thanks.

>>378933958
Metroid
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>>378941832
Not happening

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>>378941742
>WHY DOES HE NOT CARE ABOUT NINTENDO!!! HE MUST BE BAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>378941919
Thank you for proving me right

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Why does XB2 looks even worse than X?

>>378941983
>EVERYONE WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT NINTENDO IS BAIIIIIITIIIIIING GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NINTENDO IS THE BEEEESTT!!!! LUIGI!!!

>>378942147
Very mature

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>>378942192

I hope there's gonna be a Minecraft announcement on the Microsoft presentation.

>>378942239
Done?

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>>378942324

>>378942474
ok

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>>378942529

>>378942551
k

I'm not a newfag, so I literally have zero expectations. Note that this doesn't mean I won't be disappointed in the end, E3 has the potential to be that fucking SHIT.

Getting hyped up is a serious sign that you're naive or haven't done enough of these yet to learn better.

>>378933958
Ape Escape 4.

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>>378933958
all aboard!

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>>378942572

>>378940823
Same here. After the mostly boring EA, Microsoft and Bethesda conferences you could always count on Ubisoft to deliver top cringe and hilariously stupid shit. I really hope they didn't suddenly decide to be serious. Their dumb bullshit always made them one of the more entertaining conferences to watch.

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>>378942691
>there is Jewka Failee but no Anri

FIX THIS

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>>378942732
>tfw they got Mr Caffeine back

>>378942592
>Not getting hyped for the biggest shitstorm of the year
/v/ is a magical place during E3

>>378942782
Too late, should have been around a month ago

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>>378941647
I have a non bait one.
Caramel is going to be right about MGS 5,
and /v/ will burn, I'm convinced.

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>>378943557
>hyping Sony this much
>non-bait

>>378943838
>How dare people have interests different from my own?!
I mean, you're free to try shit on them, but calling them bait is just plain retarded.

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>>378938571
It's the first E3 i've been hyped for for several years personally.

I mean, Pikmin 4 is very likely to be shown off so i'm set.

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>>378944163
Another bait post

>>378944356
how will she do anything with those inert cartridges

Imagine being a Xbox fan. LOL!

Do Xbox fans even exist?

>>378944440
im hype for ms desu

kh3

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Why even bother if its going to be shit anyway

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Starfield of TESVI i just want to see Todd on the stage

>>378942782
Is she going to E3 or something? Why are there all these images being posted?

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>>378933958
I just want retro to blow the load already.

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Finally finished mine.

>>378935651
This, don't lose sight of what's important and the lesser evil

>>378936870
Tomb Raider went from being TR to being an Uncharted clone. I'd hardly call that "decent"

>>378945580
give template

>>378933958
will square have a presentation? Or are they going to present their stuff during Sony/Nintendo/Ms(kek) ?

On cheesemeisters timetable I can only see ea, bethesda, PC, Ubi and Nin/Son/MS

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>>378946290

>>378944851
nah anon, they got two times BTFO in their own genre. First it was Witcher and now it was Zelda.

They will probably do some real hard work, I just hope it will be mod compatible.

>>378947625
>Witcher
>Zelda
>their own genre
"open world" isn't a genre, it's a format.

>>378949490
The biggest player in this format/genre or whatever you wanna call it, was them Elder Scrolls.

Now there are two games, who gut much much much more praise etc. Now think.

>>378941364
>Suckerpunch
You mean that Snyder movie?
Why? It was nothing remarkable and movie games don't work out

>>378949852
But Skyrim is still regarded as a masterpiece by normalfags. Witcher 3 doesn't have the freedom of TES and BotW isn't an RPG at all.

>>378943557
Caramel pls

>>378950217
yeah but didn´t fallout 4 got a kinda backslash, because it didn´t even got a little bit of skyrims praise?

>witcher 3 hasn´t freedom
maybe, didn´t play it. But every normalfag is saying it´s the best rpg on a long time. See, how even the fucking dlc was nominated for the goty award last year.

>botw isn´t a rpg
that´s true, but don´t forget normalfags only see "OPEN WORLD" HURR DURR.


Also I hope we will get a Pokemon game this year. I don´t care if it´s Sun moon, Kanto remake(I kiinda hope not) or what ever, just give it to me for the switch. I want better colours for pokemon, I want to see attacks without playing the game in fucking slow mo.

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>the lights dim
>complete silence
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU slowly starts up at a low volume then to normal audio
>screen comes on and it's slowly panning around the old world of RDR and starts to show the new one
>song reaches it's end as the camera pans up to a man wearing a cowboy hat and a mask
>pulls down the mask
>it's john

Butterlord?

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>>378951927
Fuck you anon
He had a hard life ;_;

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Are any of you guys gonna make a fort for E3?

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Can't wait for our lord and savior to btfo Hello Games with Starfield