This is Zelda. She got everyone in her kingdom killed because

No link saved Hateno you dunce

fucking bitch and her science fetish

>Zelda was too busy force feeding frogs to Link to learn to do her damn job

>>378921460
Royal fuckup Zelda is cute!

It was actually the kings fault.

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>>378921460
BotW Zelda > SS Zelda

>>378922359
Paya > all Zeldas

>>378922359
what do her pants smell like?

>>378922507
pants

>WAH WHY CAN'T I BE A RICH SPOILED PRINCESS FOR A MONTH WHILE WE BEAT GANON? IT'S NOT FAIR

Mipha died for this cow

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>>378922667
>He didn't read the diaries in Hyrule Caslte

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>>378921460
This is Link. After calamity he has trained very hard to be a ninja to assassinate Ganon.

>>378923567
Infiltrating Hyrule Castle in this getup gave me a ninja game craving like you wouldn't believe.

When's the Sheik spinoff collab with Itagaki?

>>378921460
How are those graphics remotely acceptable in 2017?

>>378924037
___ ____ ____ ________ ____ __!

But seriously most of us are with you here. There's a reason why it's considered the No Man's Sky of Zelda.

>>378924037
>muh graphix

>>378924174
This is bait

>>378924037
>graphics whores still exist

>>378921460
As the owner of the triforce of wisdom... this is... ridiculous.

That doesn't mean I wouldn't play it!

>>378921460
I really like this moment because the thought that everyone you love and swore to protect died because of your failures is a haunting nightmare. Yet she was able to rebound and escaped her self pity.

>>378921460
That is the crux of her character arc. Despite no matter how hard she tries, she can't awaken her power. That is why she runs away and buries herself in her scholarly pursuits. It lets her not think about the crushing feelings of inadequacy that she has when first meets Link.

>>378922553
huge if true

>>378924326
This was probably the first time I've ever felt for Zelda's plight. Can't wait to replay this game without the terrible English voice acting.

When is the DLC coming out?

>>378924304
>>378924314
Sharp lines everywhere, those characters have the polygon count of something from ten years ago. Not acceptable for a AAA developer that charges out the ass. You can have style AND graphics, style shouldn't been an excuse for cheaping out in other areas.

>>378924174
It's shit, plain and simple.
Most posters here on /v/ are nintenbros trying to hype it up, but no matter how hard they try turning link into a fuccboi and making zelda sound like she's from fucking nottingham ruin the game. I can give more reasons if you want them, you need only ask.

>>378924909
I care more about gameplay than graphics, go whine about it in the Playstation threads.

>>378925272
It's hilarious how you people always belch and fart about "hurr only fanboys like Nintendo games!", why does it hurt you so much that people like things you hate?

>>378924909
XD

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>>378921460
>Literally spent years gaining knowledge on the ancient discoveries
>Read thousands of books from her library to learn even more
>Couldn't figure out that the shieka slate wasn't even turned on
It's a good thing she's pretty

>>378925613
Is she only nerd among every Zeldas?

>>378925457
Because when people board the hype train and try to live with their buyer's remorse by exasperating all the little NEAT details in a generally shit game it sets a bad example, don't mistake my disappointment for anger, I expected no less from the gaming industry actually acting like an industry.

>>378921460
But that's ok, because waifufags find that kawaii and it stirs their need to protect them.

>>378922359
They're both ugly.

>>378925808
This. Nobody actually genuinely likes Shit of the Cuck, its just blind fanboys dealing with buyer's remorse by making constant shill threads. Outside of that it's universally declared the worst game in the series and of the year.

>>378925834
Neokikeshitendo can't write female characters for shit, news at 11.

>>378921460
>everyone living peaceful lives for 100 years because she managed to use her powers
>link can't even use the master sword for more than 10 minutes
>a literal child is more skilled with a sword than link (oot and ww link could perform more moves)

no wonder fi didn't want to help this worthless nigga, zelda did nothing wrong

>>378925613
they had it turned on. The issue was it only responds to link using it on the shrines/towers and zelda kept trying to use it herself

>>378922507
frogs

>>378925808
>people can't play on Cemu
What a dumb fag, why don't you try it on Cemu too? I finished it well and dandy there without spending a cent. It's still very good

>>378926235
>>everyone living peaceful lives for 100 years
Except for the guardians who go around wrecking everyone's shit, right?

>>378924909
nobody cares

>>378926398
they don't come anywhere near any of the villages, if you stay away from hyrule field you're fine

>>378926398
Oh and the divine beasts threatening the towns

Also >>378922202 is right. The king was kind of a dick to Zelda, I mean Zelda is after all a child, you can't expect her to do all that shit and not feel angry

>>378926235
Did you not see the scene where Link has a fucking valley of dead Lynels and other enemies in front of him and Zelda? It's Zelda's fault because she took her sweet ass time learning to seal Ganon away, Link was borderline dead before she even awakened

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>>378922796
Zelda was so fucking obviously jealous of Mipha for being the one to get Link's dick

>>378926457
There's a couple stables which have guardians nearby, kind of makes you wonder how they deal with that shit

>>378926539
And I think link is reawakened before he should be (i.e. He's not fully healed) since Zelda can't withstand Ganon for any longer. I mean he can't even take on a single Lynel quickly, let alone many

>>378926367
Because it's a shit game and I would rather not play it? Financial limitations are nott the issue.

>>378926641
maybe they only go after link or anyone related to being able to seal ganon. it's a shame there wasn't a quest where you had to protect a village from guardians or a carriage like in TP

>>378922359
and SS Zelda >>>>>>>>> any previous Zelda

>>378926641
I don't think guardians are programmed to attack random villagers though since Ganon is preoccupied with Zelda and likely can't extend his power so much, only link

Monsters on the other hand

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botw zelda is cute but I mean, look at her competition

>>378926725
>maybe they only go after link or anyone related to being able to seal ganon
>>378926747
>I don't think guardians are programmed to attack random villagers
Both wrong. There's a guy on a bridge on the way to Kakariko who says he was chased by a guardian who tried to kill him and only escaped because he got lucky.

>>378926697
So you never played it? Okay. Also funny you fags keep spouting buyers remorse when likely most of /v/ played it on Cemu due to them being pirating fucking poorfags (like me)

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>>378926556
>implying Link settled for a female

>>378926457
What about all the Bokoblins and other shit in literally every corner of Hyrule that they can't get rid of due to Ganon's magic?

>>378926697
This. Most of the people who played it on Cemu, including myself, were able to see the game for what it is: a Ubisoft open world meme game that had no value whatsoever. Seriously, as someone who was a fan of Nintendo back in the day it's sickening to see them sell out this hard.

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>>378926827
You're partially right, it was this guy.

>>378926817
Maybe the guardian wasn't trying to attack him and he was only in its path when it was stomping around. Because guardians don't attack villagers at all in the game
Guardians do get aggressive if you hurt them though, that's how you can start fight clubs with them with taluses n shit. Maybe he bonked a guardian? They aren't normally aggressive

>>378926861
Take a screenshot. Where are you in the game? I played on Cemu too and really enjoyed it

>>378926830
bokoblins just like to chill by a fire and hunt boars, just stay out of their territory

>>378926818
Good for you, it's generic waifu bait shit. I've seen the trailers, cinematics, and playthroughs, they confirmed my suspicions. Just because it is free does not mean that I will play it.

Link canonically ends up with a Zora harem.

>>378926861
You're wrong, and I played on Cemu

>>378926942
I think we can just safely say that its a separation of gameplay and story. Guardians don't attack villagers in-game because that would take too much programming work for something that would barely ever happen in-game, but from a story standpoint they DO attack villagers if they wander too close.
Hell, there's several NPCs that say its too dangerous to go near Hyrule Castle because its crawling with Guardians.

>>378927053
Bokoblins are so cute when they're gathered by fires and you see them talking to one another, almost makes me feel bad when I shot a fire arrow at their conveniently placed explosive barrels.

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>>378927056
>Waifu shit
Uhh okay whatever floats your boat anon The men are better in this game

Might as well ask here. Favorite armor with high defense that doesn't sound like shit? I just got the knight armor and the clanking on that shit is annoying. Ninja is cool, but it's basically paper.

>>378927053
>just stay out of their territory
But its Hyrule citizen territory.
Or it would be, if Zelda hadn't fucked up her one job.

>>378927132
Actually there is so much we don't know. Maybe the guardians nearer to Ganon are more influenced by his presence and thus attack?

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Just started this game today. I'm at Kakariko Village and haven't gotten a single rupee yet. Am I retarded or is this normal?

>>378927175
Guardian if you can withstand it's goofy as hell helmet

Why do you even want high defense anyway, any armor would do, the game isn't hard

>>378927169
It is, scroll up for proof, also every 30 minutes there's a new BotW thread with the exact same waifu garbage, the point you made with male characters is just salt on the wound, not sure what else you were trying to get at.

>>378926917
Link would be dead.

>>378927308
Sell your gemstones.

>>378927308
Go to the Fairy Fountain nearby and shoot the glowing rabbit for easy rupees.

>>378927308
If you're desperate for rupies just sell your food and stuff.

>>378927330
ACfag?

>>378927308
Sort of normal. You mainly get rupees from selling stuff, minigames, and quests. Mowing the lawn doesn't pay like it used to.

>>378927308
Rupees mostly come from selling stuff in this game.
Also, if you see metal boxes, wooden crates, or barrels, smash them to find rupees and arrows. Pick up the metal ones with magnesis and smash them into each other to conserve your weapons.

>>378927316
I think Amber Earrings also have an equivalent defense rating to Guardian/Knight helmet.

Champion's Tunic is the best armor in the game if you can stomach the grind.

>>378927308
Just sell gemstones to any vendor you are able to find, also sometimes you can find rupees under rocks.

>>378927308
Cook stuff, dishes sell for like 3 times ingredient price.
I just ruined the money scaling for you

>>378927175
upgraded Barbarian gear.

>>378926259
should have said shrines. in one cutscene, the shrine wasn't even activated(glowing), so it wouldn't even work if Link had done it.

What is the best town in the game and why is it Zora's domain?

>>378927393
Nah, just because my view is different does not mean I'm a shitposter, unless I'm shitposting.

Thing is if you enjoy BotW that's fine, but I think it's shit, and supporting it and circulating it like every hour of every day sets a really bad example, for both expectations and the development bar.

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>>378926917
>that motion of Link
ooh I know what he was trying to say

>>378926861
This. I am also a Cemu player and I never touched the game ebcaus eI agree with /v/ that it's MAss Effect without story, characterization, gameplay, or anything resembling something a game company should make in 2017. I immediately went back to Skyrim and wow what a difference in quality.

>>378926729
Looks: TP Zelda
Personality: ST Zelda

This should be irrefutable. That was back when Nintendo actually cared about making Zelda attractive instead of uglying her up so Link looked better.

>>378927619
Its Goron City.

>>378927639
Scroll up and see how many people answered >>378927548, actual game discussion. You're shit posting and you're too stupid to even realize it.

>>378927619
I don't know, the Gerudo town gives it a run for its money. It feels lively and vibrant and the color palette's gorgeous.

Of course it's also hard to beat the coziness of Hateno's quaint farming village charm and music. Fishing town's also quite nice, although there isn't much to do there.

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>>378927723

>>378927639
>stop talking about games I hate you're just making game companies pay attention to /v/ and make more games I hate

>>378927768
>waaaah she doesn't look like how I wanted her to look/like what other Zeldas looked like so ugly so hideous Nintendo deliberately hates Zelda so Link woill be prettier

>>378927518
Can I sell dishes to any vendor or only restaurants?

>>378927639
No I mean you never played the game and call it waifushit just because of /v/ threads

Sounds like ACfag to me, he does it all the damn time

>>378927929
Been a while since I played but I think every vendor will pay the same price for items regardless of what they sell themselves.

>>378927723
Good job, you deserve a (You)

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>>378927768
Spirit Tracks Zelda is pretty underrated, not going to lie.

>>378927837
Referring to the waifu shit, and you instead look at something else, so, yeah. You're dumb.

Still baitfu, still has:
>shit story
>shit voice acting (extra bad)
>murdered the lore
>shit character development

By all means, defend any of these points, I will gladly retort.

>>378928032
>mfw Zelda PH armor as DLC
I WANT IT

>>378928073
Maybe you can explain why it's shit instead of saying it just is?

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>>378928084

Is there anyway to really fix the stuttering in cemu, currently I'm doing the CE/fps limit work around but I'd rather not and i still get some stuttering.

Whats the max number of weapon slots you can have once its fully upgraded? Is it three pages like with meals?

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>>378927671

>>378927891
Anon just compare BOTW Link and Zelda. It's pretty fucking obvious that they wanted Link to be the pretty one.

>>378928073
>hurr some /v/irgins waifu a fish and an elf, that totally means that's all the game's about, guys!

Were you born an idiot, or did it happen over time?

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>BotW Zelda
>Being anything other than fucking garbage
>There are people who will defend her
This is bar-none the worst thing BotW spawned, even taking the guitar parrot into account.

>>378928171
Get a better CPU

>>378927845
>Fishing town's also quite nice, although there isn't much to do there.
I didn't even find Lurelin village until after I had already beaten Ganon kek

>>378927891
You can talk about it all you like, no problem here, except it's shit and I'm going to remind you.
>>378927964
You think this cancer is JUST on /v/? noooo..

>>378928203
Please explain in detail how BOTW Zelda is ugly according to your personal tastes and opinion.

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>>378928219
>guitar parrot
What? You mean Kass? If so those are some fighting words lad

>>378928298
t. furfag

>>378928264
Yep, definitely ACfag

Jesus do you go in persona threads and shitpost too

>>378928219
This. why Link is to suffer?

I want to cum inside Zelda

>>378928158
Which part specifically?
>>378928216
Again like I said before, it is catering weebs and the notion is being reinforced. Remember the bad example part?

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>>378928219
You're talking shit about Kass? I'll cut you

>>378928378
What games does he like?
Breath of the Wild is about as gameplay focused as you can get.

>>378928351
t. shit taste

I'm not even attracted to him, but accordians are a top tier instrument and so underused in Vidya

>>378928378
Persona threads are flat out nuclear, beyond redemption.

>>378928439
his favorite game is shitposting.

>>378928179
I think it's one full page.

>>378928419
All of it. Why is it shit to you

>>378928439
I think he likes Shmups?

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>>378928279
>plain face
>eyes too big
>large forehead
>ugly hairstyle that accentuates the rest of her facial features
Oh and there's something else but I can't quite place it.

>>378928419
>a Japanese game made by Japanese people working at a Japanese company in Japan is so weeb! WEEB! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB!!!!

Like how Retro Studios is so burger and Rare is so Muslim?

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>>378928402
Is BotW Zelda for lewd?

>>378928532
I find all of those things very cute. Also what the hell did you do to that picture?

>>378928439
You are asking me? Just quote..
I mostly enjoyed Forged Alliance, among RPG's I would have to say the first Golden Sun, A Link to the Past, etc

.>>378928546
Don't bring in Rare, it still hurts.

>>378928381
He should just ditch Zelda and make half-Sheikah babies with Paya.

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>>378928579
Remind there's more Link porn than Zelda's

>>378928532
Her awful personality?

>>378928452
>>378928423
/trash/ is open at any time

>>378925808

nah, this is a literal example of wah wah people like something I don't. I don't board hype trains, I put hours into games I enjoy. If I did I would have played a Fire Emblem long time ago, or owned every pokemon game which I don't. I play these games and if I enjoy them, like I did BOTW, then that's my opinion. You didn't, and you want everyone to share that same opinion.

This is the worst type in the gaming community. Wanting everyone to have a collective opinion, and losing sleep over not just agreeing to disagree.

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>>378928579
God I would cum so hard on those eyebrows

>>378928532
>that hairstyle
>ugly
You might be gay. What's your Favourite hairstyle?

>>378928730
>It's another 'I didn't read the diaries in Hyrule Caslte and don't understand the character' post

>>378928709
First golden sun is weebshit as well, really makes u think

>>378928754
Your taste is welcome there.

>>378927308

try picking up a rock, or killing a Yiga Clan member.

>>378926352
oh i hope so
i want to be her seat

>>378928032
Spirit Tracks zelda is the only one I would waifu

>>378928032

LMAO did this really happen in the game?

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>>378929020
Yes.

>>378929009
Yeah she's great.

>>378928839
Not the guy you're responding to, but the only reason you people defend Zelda is because she's a girl. BOTW Zelda is basically a girl version of Shinji, and everyone calls him a little bitch.

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>>378928839
>You just didn't understand the character, that's excuses their shittiness

>first ACfag spends years shitposting in Metroid threads
>then he decides to start whining in every thread he can about how having music, text, graphics, voices, loading screens, title screens, options, controls, and everything besides gameplay in a game is the end of the world (but usually only when it comes to Nintendo games)
>now he's expanded to shitposting in Zelda threads

Take your bets on how long it'll take before he starts being a retard in Super Mario Odyssey threads.

>>378928158
Voice acting, for the very first time in a Zelda game on a large scale, they literally scored an Adam Jensen/10, it was not engaging, mediocre and at the climactic situations, it was not captivating.

Shit Story, They literally cast out Ganondorf as a character and just replaced him with a generic shadow monster, a key character, gone for what I can only assume was due to time constraints or sheer lazinessm guardian bit was also lackluster in delivering the severity of the situation.

The destruction of the lore is self evident.

Shit character development, literally, Link comes in, chops monsters, everything is a-ok, mind you this has been a continuum with LoZ games however previous titles have succeeded like TP with Midna, BotW feels sparse in comparison.

>>378928779
Nothing wrong with your own take on it, already stated that earlier, but it's still shit.
>>378929151
>You disagree with the collective opinion, therefore, you are ACfag.
You really don't see the problem with this don't you?

>>378929151
THERE IS A CUTSCENE BEFORE BOWSERS BOSS FIGHT! CINEMATIC GARBAGE

>>378929324
>it's self evident
No it's not, at all
>shit story but let me talk about a character instead
Also midna had development? She had the same motivations and personality from start to end

>>378929324
The game has some problems, yes, but you're deliberately over-exaggerating them and outright lying about other things in order to hyperbole whatever point you're trying to make. And a lot of your problems with the game are of the personal subjective opinion type and you also suffer from "I can't understand how anyone can like what I hate" syndrome.

>>378929324
>it's still shit
No it's not, no matter how much you say it. You haven't even played the game ffs

>>378929324
Zelda in BOTW has pretty good development, she changed far more than midna

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>>378929479
>She had the same motivations and personality from start to end
Yes but after Zelda gives her her piece of the Triforce she changes her minds about Hylians and beings working with Link rather than using him.
Ending of TP hit harder than BotW's ending too.

>>378929089
>BOTW Zelda is basically a girl version of Shinji
This is surprisingly accurate.
>Shinji, you're the only one who can pilot the Eva. If you don't do it, everyone on Earth will die
>waaaahhhh no that's too hard I'm not doing it

>Zelda, you're the only one who can seal away Ganon. If you don't learn how, everyone in Hyrule will die
>waaaahhhh no that's too hard I'm not doing it

>>378929479
Then you should really look into the lore then shouldn't you?
>She had the same motivations and personality from start to end
Except she didn't wanting to use Link for her own vengeful motives but after taking in the light from Zelda she begins to feel compassion, a love interest is hinted at (which is the perfect place for one) but ultimately shatters the mirror after their battle with Ganondorf and his fusing with light and shadow, good shit.
>>378929515
Not lying about anything? and the point I am trying to make is that it is shit and supporting and circulating it without criticisms is a shitty move plain and simple.
>personal subjective opinion
Uhhh.. Yeah, that's what all of this is. Jesus man.

>>378929324
t. ACfag

>>378928839
How could I forget?

>WITHOUT MY MOM I CAN'T AWAKEN MY GODDESS POWERS FUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU LINK

>>378929909
Holy fuck this is beautiful, Breath of the Evangelion, voiced by Adam Jensen.

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>>378929609
>Zelda in BOTW has pretty good development

>>378926398
It's implied the guardians reawoke recently. There are some npcs that say that even the castle used to be safe enough to explore.

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>>378930042
>No argument

>>378930042
She does

>>378930042
Yes? She was a spoiled bitch at first but then she matured and realized what a fuckup she was

>>378929832
What Lore? Timeline? Also nice, you're a waifufag too

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>>378930142
Give me an example on princess eyebrow, please.

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>>378930320

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>>378930320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMP_M39rpkw

>>378930284
Referring to Midna? God I hated that fucking imp shit, but i can recognize good development when I see it. As for the lore? >SELF INSERT GUARDIAN SAGE RIPOFF< But I will acknowledge that the add in new flavors of shit all the time, some good, some bad, however BotW went in full anal without any lube.

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She's a qt

>>378925969
>buyers remorse
I'm glad I'm not the only one pointing that out. People are just defending this game and trying to claim its faults are features/to be expected since it's open world so it's okay.
SS had shit gameplay but at least it had a half decent story. Comparing BOTW to Zelda 1 for its pros is okay but coming BOTW to TP OOT or WW for its faults is crazy.

>>378930520
this art is atrocious

>>378930397
Fucking up and relying on somebody else does not make for a good character, literally Shinji.

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>>378930491
>God I hated that fucking imp shit
I know good taste when I see it.

>>378929609
Not really. Midna was a better character. She was also far more attractive in the comparable form.

>>378930585
Agreed, BOTW should have been exactly like those game sin every single way. Changing the formula and trying to have actual characters goes against everything Zelda stands for.

>>378930696
Character Development, not cringy fanart aka "taste." That shit was the worst part of TP.

>>378930732
>Changing the formula and trying to have actual characters goes against everything Zelda stands for.
Previous games had actual characters though, and they did it without relying entirely on waifubait like BOTW did too.

>>378930795
>That shit was the worst part of TP.
No, the worst part is collecting the Light Bugs in the Hylia region.

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How do I get a gf like botw Zelda?

Alternatively, a gf like botw Link

>>378930903
Why would you want to date a whiny womanchild cunt who runs from her responsibilities?

>>378931021
Is there any other kind of woman?

I just want one with puffy eyebrows

>>378931070
>Is there any other kind of woman?
Fair point.

>>378931065
Honestly the worst Zelda related fan art I've ever seen.

>>378930847
>>378930732
>>378930585
Agreed on all fronts. Blow of the Whore is unironically the worst game in the series, as it throws away literally everything that made Zelda good. It's just a shame that more people aren't pointing this out. Just look at the shills damage controlling the fact that their game is not a real Zelda game, rather another Ubishit meme game that has been stripped of all identity.

As someone who was a fan of Zelda during the 90s, I feel insulted by this "game" and is you have half a brain then you should too.

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>>378930863
Eh, that wasn't too bad, aside from the art the most irritating thing for me was the City in the Sky, I had no fucking idea there was a second clawshot, the whole time i was trying like hell to get by with just the one.
>>378930862
>>378930903
>>378931065
All supporting the waifu bait argument made earlier.

>>378931173
>All supporting the waifu bait argument made earlier
Shhh, don't say that in front of the Blow of the Whore marketers!

Too bad most of the actual /v/ has already decided their thoughts on this game: it's a piece of shit that is the gaming equivalent of Frozen, overrated mainstream reddit shit. Except in Shit of the Gay's case it's blatant waifushit, not exactly Nep-tier but pretty damn close.

>>378930847
>without relying on waifubait
>Nabooru
>Midna
>Ilia
>Cremia
>Romani
>Great Fairies
>Tetra
>Impa
>Gerudos
>Ruto
>Medli
>Agitha
>yeti hunter woman in TP
>fishing girl in TP

Zelda's had waifus for decades, doofus. And I love how this has become your focal point for your autism regarding Zelda games, you always pick the most retarded thing to rant and rage about every aspect of a game or series from.

>>378930847
No? All of them are waifu bait. Midna is waifu bait. Groose is Husbando bait. SS Zelda is waifubait

>>378930697
That's true, but Midna was also the main character of her game. Zelda doesn't get the same screen time in BotW.

>>378930862
>>378930903
>>378931065
>>378931259
>this is what Zelda "discussion" has degraded to
Bleat of the Witch is the biggest cancer to the series. Ever.

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>>378931369
>Not mentioning Malon

>>378929324

You literally don't understand the direction they went for in this game. The engagement of the game, is the world before you and how openly you can go about it. The story being overbearing would have taken away from that. I don't think people expected it to be this non linear except for when it was said you could face Ganon right at the beginning of the game.

Where's your story then? That would be the story you mapped out for yourself right there. The boy who was strong enough to save Zelda without the power of all champions and no master sword.

TP was a mapped linear game for the person who played it, you were literally locked in the way the people who made it wanted you to get to end goal. BOTW wasn't like that at all.

>>378930697
See? Waifubait
>>378931173

Your argument makes no sense, every character can be waifubait

>>378931419
Your shitposting sure helps

>>378931336
>>378931172
>>378931419
Is this mental illness?

>>378931173
>>378931336
>>378931419
Preach it, mah niggas, Fag of the Hags will forever taint Zelda, the next game will be so much like Mass Skyrim Gate that you can romance several women from all the species and the token flaming gay boy while modding huge titties on Zelda.

>>378931535
He has been doing it for a long time. Check the archives

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>>378931463
Stop talking to the shitposters m8, they've lost their minds

>>378931535
Yes, I have no idea how that guy still gets (You)s. He ruins every BotW thread.

>>378931547
please stop.

>>378930847
Selective memory everyone

Do you remember TP threads? SS threads? Hell even OOT threads

>>378931643
post the one where zelda finds link's crossdressing selfies

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>sony niggers and westcucks will never stop being this assblasted at BOTW's success

This game has been the best thing ever to happen to /v/.

>>378931648
>BotW
Nintendo*

He's the "blunders" guy

>>378931463
My argument was just that Midna was both a better character and much more attractive. If Link and Midna went out together, people wouldn't think Link was the girl.

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Where did this thread go wrong?

>>378931757
>I can't tell genders apart, therefore no one else can either

>>378931757
So she's waifubait? Good to know

>>378931648
I find it pathetic that he wants to force this meme about the "actual /v/" disliking BotW and he's always the only voice of dissent in BotW threads

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>>378931782
Not enough Urbosa

>>378931819
All female characters in games are waifubait, which is why there should not be any females in video games at all.

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>>378931895
Even Lisa from Resident Evil?

>>378931782
Mad west cucks triggered by waifuposting

>>378931817
It's harder to tell genders apart when the guy is prettier and arguably more feminine than the girl, as is the case with BOTW. Of course BOTW Zelda is a plain jane at best, so there's that too.

>>378931989
ESPECIALLY Lisa from Resident Evil. Look at those DSL.

>>378931989
Someone out there finds her sexy, so yes she has to go too.

>>378931369
>>378931403
>>378931463
>A female character must be waifu.
If you like a character that's fine because you found attachment on your own, BotW literally forced it and now you have drones further pushing it as a selling point of the game, that's an uber shitty move.
>>378931450
I do know the direction they went, a shit one, listing a secondary feature (muh open world) as the main focus of a Zelda game is a bad move because that has always been a feature to be expected in Zelda games.

>>378932028
>prettier
You're gay, sorry

>>378932236
>forced it
HAHAHAHA
so SS Zelda is not forced? Midna is not forced?

What a hypocrite

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>>378932081
In a series like RE there are way better choices than Lisa Trevor.

>>378932236
Uh anon you already admitted you never played the game so whatever you say not related to the story is void

>>378932236
>forced
??

???

Are you saying the rest is not forced? What is forced?

>>378931782

what about her loli successor?

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There's only one girl Lonk is pining after.

>>378932291
Didn't care for Skyward Sword, graphics bothered me, ok story though, characters were a bit shit. Midna can be argued as forced loli bait due to imp and i'm inclined to agree, but she had good development.
>>378932349
Glad to see you're still on board, if you would care to read i also listed i watched the playthroughs, boss fights, lore and secrets, generalized to save time.

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>>378932493
What about her?

>>378932563
>didn't even play the game

Well I'm glad I didn't waste any time arguing with you

>>378932628
>Most discouraging thing.

God this is literally forcing degeneracy.

>>378932563
So you didn't play it. Last (You) (You) get

@378932563
>i watched youtube videos about the game let me tell you why it's shit
Kill yourself.

>>378932656
>>378932786
No, I didn't, because it is shit, thing is i thought about buying it so i read the true neutral reviews, playthroughs, etc, to see IF THE GAME WAS WORTH BUYING, and it was not.

>You didn't experience it first hand!

Thank fucking God.

>>378928709
LTTP is pretty trash anon.

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>What could've been a decent thread was ruined by someone who didn't even play the game

>>378932836
How's that exactly?

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Well I think we all learned something about BotW shitposters today

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>>378932935
PAYA IS LEWD

Well, that settles it guys, it's indefensible at this point and someone should capture this thread for the next time this faggot shows up.

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>>378924037
I know you don't actually want a real answer, but the OP image looks like shit for no reason, probably edited to look worse.

>>378932817
>I let others tell me how to think and agree with them 100%
>they can't possibly be biased or anything because I agree with them

>>378932935
Anyone with a lick of sense will have learned that the game is fucking trash and drones will defend it until the shit out another LoZ abomination, keep posting all of the fan-art and your waifu's, the selfie stick was the final nail in the coffin.

@378933068
>still trying to stir shit after admitting to not play the game
laughable yet oddly endearing

>>378933057
>Drawing my own conclusions
Try harder.

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>>378933057
Stop giving him (You)s

>>378933032
What expression does Link have on his face in that scene?

>>378933129
Disappointment.
Guess why.

@378933068
Lol

>>378933129
Probably anger. He easily used the Master Sword and protected her, but she couldn't do her 1 job. Now that her fuckup has destroyed the kingdom, she's crying like a baby. I'd be tired of her shit at that point.

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>>378933129
Sadness, concern

>>378932817

LMAO wait, you didn't even play the game and expect to understand what I meant by how open and engaging the world is? OMG this is even worse than what I considered the worst earlier in the thread.

>>378933129
Sorrow

>>378933128
>Zelda
>Link's soulmate
Maybe in some other Zelda games, but definitely not this one
>Zelda acts like a cunt to Link because she's bitchy
>Sees how great of a relationship him and Mipha have and get jealous
Link+Medli and Link+Mipha

>>378933274
Nah, seeing no commentary playthroughs, several, lore discussions, etc, it spelled damage control even harder than The Force Awakens threads that pop up.

>>378933337
You see how you didn't get quints with that shitpost?

>>378932628

Nothing actually. Just hoping for more posts of Riju.

@378933372
>still trying to defend shitposting about a game you haven't played

@378933372
No one give him (You)s guys,please

>>378933129
He had to run from those Guardians. Do you think he had feelings other than anxious and fear?

>>378933421

LMAO I still can't believe I wasted time on someone who didn't even play the game.

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>>378933419
Zelda straight up wins the Linkbowl in BotW m8

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>>378933581
>implying

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>>378933421
>>378933451
Ever consider you are suppressing your own critical thinking?
>He didn't play it first hand, that negates everything he ever posted ever!!
Except it doesn't, look back and you will see every point i made is true, convincing to that had i not said that i did not touch the shit you would have believed, because you know I'm right, hence playing it opposed to research into it, makes a difference that I approached from a perspective not high off the hype.

>>378933536
it's not even the first month he's been doing this, I actually tried calling him out in several threads, I feel tricked

What's your favourite memory? Mine is the battlefield one

>>378921460
but the kingdom is perfectly fine aside from that ganon stuff at the castle

>>378933734
Link dies, maybe the same one

>>378933734
Frog memory or the one where Zelda is shit on by her dad

>>378933734
The one where Zelda feeds Link a frog.

@378933690
>true
Especially not shit in your bait pic lol, and the """forced""" Waifu shit and no development lmao

>>378933702
>Everyone who doesn't like what I like is ACfag!
It's bad anon.. Search your feelings for the truth.

@378933690
stop posting, faggot, nobody cares about your second hand experiences with a game or your opinions on it, you admitting to not play BotW does negate EVERYTHING you've posted here the last months
jesus christ what a fucking faggot

>>378933769
No it isn't, the divine beasts are fucking up

>>378924376
>no matter how hard she tries
She didn't really try her best though. She couldn't bring herself to give up on her hobby and fully devote herself to awakening her power.

@378933817
>it's bad
>I haven't played it
Choose 1

@378933817
everyone who posts like an obnoxious faggot, makes middle school puns with breath of the wild, shitposts the game irrationally, tries to present nitpicks as actual flaws and outright makes shit up might as well be ACfag

>>378933818
Nah, it doesn't, re-read
>>378933690
And use your head this time, and I only posted about BotW this one time, it does not surprise me that there are people who feel the same way, critical observers and shitposters.

>>378933913
She did try at first, but nothing happened so she sorta gave up

>>378933853
they arent really hurting anyone

@378933975
It does, becaus that pic and you are quite literally wrong. Only point you have is English dun

@378933975
leave this thread, you haven't even played the game, you're so pathetic, it's unbelievable

>>378934038
>dun
Dub*

Hard mode fucking when

>>378933769
The Guardians were the main thing that caused so much destruction, and we know they were everywhere and at least made it to Hateno fort

>>378934038
>>378934087
See you next time.

>>378934027
They are
>drowning Zora area so no trade
>birbs can't fly
>sandstorms everywhere
>throws rocks at people trying to climb mountain

>>378925613
>Braps your path

>>378933690
>tranny looking

mentally ill trannies wish they were a fraction as passable as gerudo link was.

@378934170
Hope you actually play the game next time

Thinking about getting this game, what's the main appeal?

>>378928579
There's a cutscene in game where she just turned 17. So barring that whole 100 years thing, you're limited to a few states.

>>378934170
I'll call you out next time with captures of this thread you fucking retard, you deserve a (you) for being this fucking dumb, you just played your hand by admitting you haven't played it, all your input in these threads is now invalid.

>>378934249
17 year old is an adult, only some dumb feminist would think its wrong to have sex with one.

>>378931449
>Cremia

He did.

>>378934235
Exploration. Play on Cemu

>>378934319
>you're limited to a few states.

Try reading the whole post.

>>378934276
You seem very upset, literally the first time posting in a BotW thread. But hey, either way, your own hostility will destroy your enjoyment of the game, enjoyment out of spite just leads to more spite, I still stand by what I said, hell I do it with every game I take interest in, researching and evaluating before buying, never once did i hate on the controls or map display. Take that into consideration.

How many women have fallen for Link actually? Is there a wallpaper out there with all of them? Because apparently even Navi had a crush on Link.

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>>378934812

@378934721
>he actually thinks he can ruin a game he hasn't played for anyone ever at all

>>378934235
Exploring an empty world and then defending Nintendo's honour

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@378934721
>literally the first time posting in a BotW thread

>>378934812
You would think Impas of the different games after Ocarina would be pushing Link to get a harem because more of the Hero's blood running around means more knights for the country.

>>378934910
That's... Fun? Explains all the buttblasted faggots i guess.

>>378934995
At least, OoT Link had a kid or kids, which eventually made TP Link.
but then, who fucked OoT Link?

>>378924037
Funny, because all the cutscenes are just pre-recorded movies.

Really though, there's a lot the game processes which creates a lot of overhead for emulation.

>>378935112
No one knows, but Malon fans will claim she is canon.

>>378934812
Zelda
Zelda
Zelda
And more Zelda

Let's see, other than Zelda, there's Ruto and Mipha, Paya, probably Saria, Malon, and Nabooru, the female Maku tree, maybe Riju, a shit ton of npcs in BotW, Marin, Ilia, maybe Midna, Lana/Cia, Peatrice, that girl subrosian, probably plenty more I forget

>>378935112
Malon because muh goat herder in TP, a family business.

It's either Zelda or Malon really. Zelda could've fucked Link and bore him a child yet not get him into royalty because it's a secret relationship.

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>>378935207
>she is canon.
TP Link is a farmer and in the child timeline Zelda and Malon are the only two people Link would meet, she is objectively canon.

t. Saria fag

>faggot always shitposts with obvious lies and hyperbole, always uses same shitty vocabulary and idiotic puns
>people call him out and tell him why he's wrong with proof every time
>one day he shitposts just a tad too much and admits he hasn't touched the game
>his only defense is "w-w-w-well I was right since I got (you)s
>he still think he can keep being an obnoxious shit now that he made his entire post history invalid
>he will try to pretend to be someone else but he's so autistic he'll end up giving himself away and get exposed with the screencaps of when he admitted to not having played the game
GG no re

>>378935243
>Zelda could've fucked Link and bore him a child yet not get him into royalty because it's a secret relationship.
How the fuck do you keep a pregnancy secret?

>>378935280
TP Link is OoT Link's great great grandson and a rancher on a farm that isn't Lon Lon and isn't anywhere near where Lon Lon was.

Honestly I wouldn't really care who Link fucked since I don't think much of most of the OoT girls, but Malonfags are the most annoying.

>>378935408
What, you think royals can't stay inside the castle and decree everyone to shut up? The king won't banish Zelda for one mistake because he's her only daughter, so to remedy that it's Link and the kid who's forbidden from seeing Zelda or something.

That's just me being a devil's advocate though, I think OoT Link settled down with Malon.

>>378928298
lol, fag

>>378928532
>not wanting a mate with large eyebrows
fucking casual

>>378935232
>And more Zelda
Best relationship between Zelda and Link?
Top 3:
>Spirit Tracks - you could see the growth of their relationship as they adventured together
>Skyward Sword - their relationship was headed the way of lovers already, it wasn't in doubt
>Breath of the Wild - it's fun to see how Zelda opened up after Link put up with her and saved her

>>378922359
just because SS is disliked that doesn't mean zelda from that game was bad.

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>>378935817
Truth

You sick weirdos. Zelda always has such a daughter vibe to her.

How can you be sexually attracted to her?

>>378936124
>Zelda always has such a daughter vibe to her.
Not in TP, she's a cold cunt.

>>378936236
clearly you've never had a daughter before

>>378921460
I don't know if it was the awful dub voice or what but i absolutely hated Zelda in this and I've never had a problem with her in the previous games. I wish more memories would have been about the champions and not about her.

>>378924037
It's Nintendo. You should expect graphics that are at least a gen old. Nintendo know this and they try to focus on gameplay and delivering aesthetic and colorful visuals instead of photorealistic ones. I'd say they did a good job with BoTW except for the disappointing 344134 shrines

>>378936236
>not "NOTICE ME LIINKU-KUN UGUU!"
>cold cunt
She just didn't get enough screen time to really develop any, since the game was focused on Midna.

>>378936016
>that face
EUGHHHHH

>>378936443
It's also never explained how she comes back after giving her life to Midna, always bothered me that there absolutely no explanation whatsoever for that.

>>378936475
SS Zelda >>>> BotW Zelda

>>378924037
a lot of people talk shit about the graphics, but it's pretty impressive for a mobile device and how small it is. i give it a pass just because of its versatility.

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>>378936869
Link has ass?

>>378922359
Botw Zelda is a GODESS

>>378937559

Evidently
>>378936869
>>378933803
he's making an attempt.

>>378926917
But they dont have penisses